The Sisters Brothers Review

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The Sisters Brothers

This is my reviw on THe Sisters Brothers from the distant uture year to Ronald Reagan of 199 28 i mean 2028(Aroun Tansformers Zone)

Its directed by openly french Jacques Audiard who id nothing i saw

it stars John C. Reilly from Above the Law/What's Eating Gilbert Grape/Never Been Kissed/The Perfect Storm/Gangs of New York/Anger Management/The Aviator/9/Wreck-It Ralph/Guardians of the Galaxy/Kong: Skull Island/Holmes & Watson/Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!/The Simpsons/Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, the evolved Joaquin Phoenix from Gladiator/Hotel Rwanda/Joker, candy a55 commie Jake Gyllenhaal from City Slickers/October Sky/Donnie Darko/The Day After Tomorrow/Brokeback Mountain/Jarhead/Saturday Night Live, the devolve Riz Ahmed from Rogue One/Venom, el devianto Rebecca root from Keeping Up Appearances, Allison Tolman from Krampus/Drunk History/2019 The Twilight Zone, Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner/Buffy the Vampire the movie/Sin City/Batman Begins/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, one of THEM Carol Kane from Dog Day Afternoon/1977 Valentino/The Princess Bride/Scrooged/Addams Family Values/Big Bully/Gone Fishin'/Man on the Moon/The Pacifier/Laverne & Shirley/Tiny Toon Adventures/Seinfeld/Chicago Hope/Hey Arnold!*/Blue's Clues/As Told by Ginger/Family Guy/Two and a Half Men/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Gotham/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, commie Ian Reddington rom nothin I saw, Richard Brake from Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Doom/Hannibal Rising/2009 Halloween II/Cold Case and Creed Bratton from 1985 Mask/The Office, and 2 kids not on back door, aids bad, gender offender, cripple nipple, soom bottom, frooty booty, Creator hater, soy boy,, beta male, banana crammer, wiener cleaner, hippie stoner vegan peta treekung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in his rear wiipedia who denies facts an don't even give gender offends real names anymore.

its base on a book i never read by openly canadian soviet California raised Patrick deWitt

after a lot of names of French cr-p its 1851 oriegan where the sisters bros say hand it over an they'll live

then a gunfight beaks out as seen from a distance and 2 guys go in a dark place by candlelight an eventually see a guy fall off a roof and end him

they see the barn is burning an go on seeing they iced 6 or 7 guys

we cut to an occult naval logo and a town an och c riley whines to jake about wanting a horse 4 a job

they ride out and at night wait its jo a quin phoenix not jake as a brother an they camp by a fire in the wasteland

they go on and talk of breeding an how dad was nuts or drunk and hey got his bad dna like he's a Frenchie

tey go to murtle cree Oregon with da gold rush

i think jake is looking 4 em an the bros go to a store where john c finds of brushing teeth

later the bros are at a camp and ohn c tries borscht

at night he wakes up to see a guy firing a fleeing guys from a bar or w/e

they ride out in day and later its wolf creek, a smoky city that wasn't there 3 moths ago

wait its jacke and a guy recognizes him rom san fran Sodom

the guy notices jake is happy to talk to people an they get along an have lunch

this is how brokeback mountain started

jake goes off after hearing where guys went an at night not jake brother plays a joke on john c and later when sleeping jogn c eats a spider

later jake/guy talk of how guy don't have equipment for gold mining and he's into chemistry of a ivinin substance to mix in river water

in day ohn c's all f'd out from a spider bite an in a rainstorm sees a dark haow attack him

i think it was a dream and its of dad and he's better and they go on

jape goes in a home an guy get him at gunpoint and has him hackle himself but jake beats hi out b4 the guy b0nes him dead

so the signal f'd out on Grit for a bit and later oaquin an ohn c are in a woo building and ready for battle

they ride trouh town and check the house but find jake is gone/let a note saying he's going ater someone

so guy wants to make a perfect soviety which will probably go wrong an become a dystopia

jake hates his dad like most booty boys and it f' him up

not jake and ohn i cant recall not jakes name and tis guy or existing, go to a bar with a gender offender barkeep

john c has ocd autism and has a woman give him  shawl an has her do it over and over to get it right

he has her kiss him but she can't take him an sez he's kind and not used to it and goes

jo a quin is run and ohn c gets him away but guys come to ice em for killing some guys

the guy open fire on the bros who run and the singnal f'd out

jake and guy interrogate the gender offender who wont open the sae so thats the end of him an he's head busted on the floor then the o a quin/guy leave

so jake i mean o a quin, its the same guy f him both, goes with ohn c an f u j stop effing out and wants to do some gold thing

they go to san fran Sodom and are amaze by a flush toilet an running water like the greeks and atlanteans had

ohn c wants to get out of cowboy cr-p and open a store and have a nice life

jo a quin wants to go on and they'd split up but when ohn c sez he's drink, o a quin gets his irish up like a Frenchie an storms out

the next day o a quin lets ohn c punch him to counter his punch last night

jo a quin narrates he woke up in a wh=re h=use and checked a claim under another name and found it with guys mining

apparently i wasnt looking but a bear attacs on c's horse b4 an it had a bandaid on its eye

at night john c smells the shawl and sleeps with it

ake is watching em sleep and runs in, kicks away their guns and beats em out

ohn c wakes up, sez they dont work for the commedore anymore and blacks out as ake talks with guy about icing em

the guys who wanted to ice the sisters bros and fired at em b4 come at em an ake/guy/o a quin/ohn c gotta team up

they say Mayfield the guy the guys work or is dead/tey wont get paid but they dont care

sisters bros and ake wot guy tke em out and at night talk of splitting the money with guy wanting to start a community in American TExas

guy sez the ormula isn't harmless an they need to grease up their skin next time

ake swins in a river as o a qiun asks if he buys the utopia idea but o a quin only wants da gold

ohn c's horse is ea an he talka to guy of how he has to be there 4 his brother an if u ice a uy his fam comes 4 u

ohn c's f'd cuz his horse went to h e double England and as kids ake i mean o a quin iced dad and it should've been him and o a quin was different after

i think he's possessed

john c cuts o a quins hair and askswhat'll the commodore do wen they dont return and he can be the new commodore

at nigh they grease up and dump chemicals in the river then mix with wood

the gold under it shows an thy get it and probably poison the watering hole

they collect it buwhen burned by poison, clean it off

say good bye to your gon=ds

o a quin gets f'd by the poison and screams

in day ohn c looks over rotted guy and ake eats his gun after being too f'd and not wanting to try to get better

now he's in h=ll like in brokebac mountain

after reaing guys note of preering the wild to civilizatuion as its free he goes to town an they saw off o a quinns b0ner i mean arm

commodore guy come or em and ohn c wastes em as o a quin fights 1

later they are in the wasteland at night and fighting guys

then its day in desert and horses running

then night like the room an ohn c chares his arm wrapping as we see his stump

they see they gotta kill the commodore and not rom the Mr Rogers Opera of Spoon Mountaon that moves me to tears

Gotta have a boss fight

Then go to the commodore but he's dead an to mae site, ohn c punches the body

in the real version he b0ned it for 15 minutes

the brothers go home to mom and get cleaned up

the end

that wasn't so bad

i was kina tought to tell he characters apart

and its kinda long

but it gets some things right

good acting and music

too bad its widescreen

its not bad, but its not super great

didn't expect the guy to lose an arm but live

at least ake gylsnthal ate his gun

we got 1 less problem withot you ja c=ck suckin sunnova b==ch

it was a bit tough to follow and not really clear who's what or whats going on

but i didn't hate it

it make like 14 millions outta a 38 millions budget so peole didn't care for it

i kinda see wy ut on't think it was that bad

plus the name sounds lie some kinda hermaphrodite thing

what is this! Go Nagai?

i like how it goes by with not much happening an lets you take in the feel instead of rushin a million miles a minute

For The Sisters Brothers 2 I want o a quin or w/e his character was called to have a reaction to the chemical and begin mutating into some kind o slug like ape creature. the movie follows his devolution and how the good brother has to keep him hiden when people come by. also he goes out at night eating animals and cryptids and it devolves him further as he absorbs their dna. Its also a 128 bit game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as him and go out fighting yokai an other things and take on a sasquatch tribe.