The Seven Year Itch Review

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The Seven Year Itch

This is my review on The Seven Year Itch rom the distant futire ywar to Patton after THEY did him of 1955(80 years before Tranformers Victory)

Its directal by Billy Wilder who id Five Graves to Cairo/Double Indemnity/Sunset Boulevard/Ace in the Hole/Some Like It Hot/The Apartment/Irma la Douce/Kiss Me, Stupid/Avanti! 

It stars tragic soul Marilyn Monroe who the keneuies wacked/b0ned from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/River of No Return/1959 Some Like It Hot/1961 The Misfits, Tom Ewel from Adam's Rib/1974 The Great Gatsby condferate descenant an child sacrificing Evelyn Keyes wo kept geting f'd from Gone with the Wind/1956 Around the World in 80 Days/A Return to Salem's Lot, cult member Sonny Tufts from Town Tamer, Robert Strauss from The Man with the Golden Arm/Li'l Abner! 1959/The Monkees, openly Austria Hungarian Oscar Homolka rom Rhodes of Africa/1957 A Farewell to Arms/Mr. Sardonicus/Billion Dollar Brain, Marguerite Chapman from 1948: Coroner Creek, Donald MacBride from noting i saw, Victor Moore from nothin i saw, Roxanne from nothing I saw, Carolyn Jones from Road to Bali/The War of the Worlds/Three Hours to Kill/1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers/The Man Who Knew Too Much/1962 How the West Was Won/1953–1955 Dragnet/1964–1966 The Addams Family/1966–1967 Batman, Tom Nolan from Kiss Me, Stupid, Doro Merande from Our Town 1940/The Snake Pit/The Man with the Golden Arm/Kiss Me, Stupid/The Twilight Zone 1963, Kathleen Freeman from Cry Danger/Singin' in the Rain/Support Your Local Sheriff!/Myra Breckinridge/The Blues Brothers/1987 Dragnet/Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/FernGully: The Last Rainforest/Hocus Pocus/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/1997 Hercules/Blues Brothers 2000/Baby Geniuses/Joe Dirt/Shrek/Father Knows Best/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1967 Dragnet/Mama's Family/The Facts of Life/Growing Pains/The Hogan Family/DuckTales/Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/Doogie Howser, M.D./Party of Five/Married... with Children/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest/Duckman/Cow and Chicken/Home Improvement/Rugrats/Detention/Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show/Batman Beyond/As Told by Ginger, an Duke Fishman rom  Support Your Local Sheriff!/The Manchurian Candidate/One-Eyed Jacks

I based on a play by George Axelrod who did stories of men selling sous to the devil and for How to Murder Your Wife

ater credits an title toa panel board opening to show names, we hear of manhattan red men ending wives/kis off and working in the ummer

then sez500 years later things continue and this guy sens his wife/soon of so he can work as women have it easy

some chic walks by and men are attrite to her butmai guy returns and sez he wnot smoke or go after dames

he works for publishing an avertizing an resists temptation to b0ne this chick or get tattoos

a dame talks of a nudist colony an he's probably got a b0ner

at home he talks to himselfas his wife would and sez he shot the boss/b0ned a chic and torched the place

he has a coke and reads ingrediants thinin "why's dr's say this is better that scotch"?

cuz alcohol is poison that damages the body

after slipping on his little aids bag kids rollerskate, marylin comes to the door anneeds to go upstairs cuz shes a bimbo

he goes to have a smoke but stops and tries to get to work on a bruibaer book for tomorrow

Brubaker? like the prison movie?

he starts reading then stops to whine about howhes married for 7 years an disnt cheet but could've

he sees her in his mind an talks to imaginary her as she lols an he sez e coulnve b0ned the secretary

then a phantasy of her saying shes in love with him, taes o the ner goggles and coat and makes out but he turns her down

wife sezhis coat got torn by maruta launry and he's imagining it

he sez when he had his appendix out the night shift nurse with curly red hair wanted him but as she mae out with him he pulle the alarm and had her pulled away by staff

then sez when wife was playing cars with friens, he went night swimming with a blone anwhen main out on the beach even sez "rom here to eternity"

wife imaginayion sez he imagines a lot and he goes back to reading and woners why she calle an thins she ages but he dont

he claims to look the same at 28 which is probably from smoking al day and rotting his skin out like Kramer

wife calls and its the real one and he sez stay away from a guy there

he is gonna get lemon or worshchester sauce buta potte plant falls whee he was

he yells butsees its marylin wearing not much but well placed plants over her b00bs

she's invited or a rink and she eeps undies in the ice box which meas shes naked like a go nagai character

also this is 60s color and wiecreen

he has a smoke and a drink then talks to himself of being married but puts on music

he imagines binga pianist andplaying well as marylin comes inleather or dark cloth and loves it then makes out

the doorbell rings and a devolved new yorker comes by to get the rugs but he wants new yorer to come back later

he can't as he's taing the kids tothe train station and is b0ning a woman later with a fat poodle, i assume the og oins in

he sens the yer norket out thinking the town devolves people an when the bel rings again, he slips on the other roller skate

she comes in saying how se could've kille him with the pot and he sez he lives alone and the skate is his and adjustable

they talk of booze and he makes her a martini an she drinks alot

the apartment has stairs to nowhere as the owner turned the place to 2 apartments and she gets the up part

she trys air conditioning and its her 1st summer in soviet new York and isn't for heat

once she slept in the tub up to her neck in cold water and plugge the faucets utt with a toe that got stuck and needed to call a plumber

isn't there some OTHER way to pay him?

they talk of how she got kiced out of a place for doing an "art model" picture wich i thin was p0rno an she was with sand/wood

shes now an actress who models toothpaste to poison people with fouritede

she talks of sarah burnheart who se oes better than and he sez he's almos 39 which is me in 2026 and he looks ar wore than Ore Samma

she goes for champaign and chops and looks through a book but wife calls an he sez hes not drinking

mary linn comes by and has him do her straps but as he does the champaign his inger gets caught in the bottles a55 and as she bulls him oit, sees he's gotta ring

he ez he's married but his woman is out and gets him free and they rink

she don't wana marry but likes being with marrid men as they won't marry her

she's b0ning married men? good thing THEY didn't make the AIS yet

they listen to music and enoy the she fins he has the photobook of her modeling

nude modeling?! What are you? Sailor Venus?

she sez they photographed it at sun up so guys wont see

he plays piano and is chopstics and she likes it an joins in and has fun

he goes in to ill her ut they fall over and he regrets being seduced an has her go

he looks in the mirror saying one ay he'd loo in and see the portrait of dorien gray then sees his ace f'd an closes the mirror/umps on the bed

the net day he goes to work an wants 2 weks off but boss sez they're busy now anseems kina frooty despite claiming to have a wife

boss offers a 25ent print of diroan gre who's got sin inside and hegets worried

he rabs the boss's razor he's shaving with an cuts his belly open and boses guts spill ot lie spaghetti and sauce

k really he reads the Brubaker book and hears o the 7 year itch ike Hedwig an the anry itch were after 7 years, men marrieget into other chicks

he meets dr Brubaker who ont like the changes to his boo now calle secks an violence and the cover has the maiac going after young chicks instead of older miIfs like Chichi in DBZ or Bulma's Mom

he gets help rom brubaer for his 7 year inch andhow he tried b0ning marylin

he shows the moeling photo of her and he's worried of her telling anyone he tried b0ning her and this is very Hollywood with a guy trying to go after a chic woc wit out conent

he sez hed ice her if she tells but brukbarn sez murer is hard to commit(Ulness you're one of THEM)

weird how THEY did that to her

he imagines her telling everyone and going on air to tel an wor getting out an his son in a huck finn area watching a tv on a picnic tble with perfect reception

he calls wife to tell his wife b4 marulon tells but fins shes on a hayrde with guys

he thinks its ok an goes home in a good mood then has a shower and we dont see his footlong flopping by his shins

in there he worries of his woman with tom mckenzoe and imagines his woman and tom whos an alpha male

ge gets out of the soer and might e holding his long uncut thing as its not by his ankles as he runs and calls marylin as he thinks wies b0ning him

they go to see the creature rom the black lagoon and she feels for the creatuire as shes into fish people

they go by an air vent and it blows her dress as subways go by

she sez about the toothpaste bein kissin fresh and they kiss an o bac to his place where its hot like streets are hot so hot like California crisis

hes got AC in it and not Anderson cooper or aeiel castro and she sits with feet by it for foot fetish guys

he talks to hmslef of her trying to ice him with a tomato plant outta live an shes thiking of returning a fan

he comes in and she wants to sleep here as its too hot in hers an she'd use a chair

he worries of her being seen leaving his place and the new yorker comes by at 1 30 in the am after b0ning the poodle and wants the rugs

he sees the marylons leg and thnks tey're b0ning but he sez her tomato plant fell

he dont even know her name like in seifeld and new yorker leaves

he gets a paddle for his son and uses newspapers for wrapping

later maruin comes down ater removing the nails and can come down the stairs

later its ay and he wakes up on the couch and is gonna use the bathroom to shower but she might be in it or something

he woners how she makes money an suspects shes blac male ing guys an miht be at the bank with new yorker

shes in the shower ad he thins someone miht come in an thin the wrong thing

then imagiens is woman coming in saying new yorker was a private eye watching him and shes got a gun on him

he explains but she's gona cap him or going against her and if tis was  guy oing tat to a gil he' be seen as not funny to etas

she empties a gun into him saying "they'll ive me a medal" an he want a smoke but she sez the dr sez smokings bad

it was a phantasy and he thins he got shot and she thins hes having a dream from the couch

maryoc se i she saw her man with a woman she' shoot him an he sez his wife trusts him an cares an got hi to stop smoking

he thins pretty girls dont want him but she sez se's not into alpha males a manly bada55 guys like lexi luxe liking betas an they kiss

tom coms by to get the paddle for his sons kayak but main guy whins about his woman wanting a ivorce an rambles til he slugs out tom for being better than him

the new yorker p00dle b0ning guy carrys Toms boy out an main guy goes to get his son the paddle as mrylin isses him

main guy sed the blone in the itche was marlyon monto  and tom thought he was runk

main guy goes but forgot hs shoes adn leaves work to not be done for 2 weeks

the end

that was pretty good

it looks good with nice color an fioming

he acting is good

nice music

an i like how he never actually b0nes her

but one of THEM billy wiler regrets how he din;t have a man cheetin on his wife cuz of the Hayes Code keeping tings Moral

him and the writer are alike, seeking to corrupt the people, those rat like demons

but the movie is well mae and the guy having an imaginary issue of worry might be seen as some kind of anxiety or parenoia which nowadays woul e given drugs with side effects to devolve him and ruin his spurm

i liked it and much o the humor is his over reacting an being a nut

for The Seven Year Itch 2 i want it to be about him oing to see his son an the crazy misadventures like offending the klan and trying to avoid getting lynched or dealin with asquatch or a demon circus trying to sacrifice him an in the end he gets his son the pale and dont even mention all the weird cr-p he faced. also its an 8 bit game on nes, game boy, sega master system, gam gear, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you o a bunch of levels with him getting to the end as a platformer and dealing with all the cr-p he did in the movie.