I Want To Live Review

note; this story is fake

I want to live

this is my review on I want to live (60s ver)

it starts with text saying its a true story

then credits to smooth jazz

I actually looked it up

spoiler; she did it

in the true version

so its directed by Robert wise

then we see a tilted angle widescreen black/white thing of people in a club

its like if a bucket of blood had a budget

very pre hippy 60s

some dude and chick leave the club

upstairs is a wild chick in a hotel with a guy

I assume they just b0ned

a cop busts em for taking a girl across state lines for immoral cr-p

but she sez she was gonna pay for the hotel room

so only she does time

we then see pix of her in jail then on vacation

shes kind of a party 5kank

this sailor shes making out with wants to spend a weekend with her

she sez hes too young

some guys wanna use her as an alibi

she partys with guys and somehow gets a year in jail and 5 years probation

btw I'm trying to write this with my fat gf bugging me about cr-p on skype and some dink I know b--ching about some nerd who p-ssed him off

soe starts hanging out with some crooks

and shes the getta way driver

later she wants to get married and leave the crime

them shes married and has a kid but her husband is a junkie or something

hes a gambling addict

hes on a tirade and she assaults him with a slap

so he returns the favor

good

she threw the 1st punch

she escalated it

answering words with a fist aint kosher

she tells him off and I think he ditches em

later she's writing bad checks and needs cash

she calls her crime homies

she winds up living with crooks and the cops are after em

she wants to go off with a crook and leave her kid with the grandma

later the main chick and the crooks are on a bus and the cops follow

good music

btw they are in Lynnwood

where weird al yankovic is from

later b4 the chick returns home a radio sez someone got iced days ago

and they picked up a suspec

wait, the crooks wernt on her bust

she comes in and the cops cut the power and turn on the spotlights

da cops followed her

they call the names 1 at a time and the crooks walk out

1 guy beats up the main chick

she cleans up b4 going out cuz u gotta look good for the cops

and she takes a long time too

women always take too long to do stuff

she makes a face and holds a stuffed animal for a newspaper picture

the cops interrogate her

she gets sassy with da cops

when they offer her a deal she turns it down

oh and she sez she dong do drugs but her husband does

they check her clothes and give her a shower

they also check er naked bod in the shower

but we don't see her t-ts

she's a real smarta55 the whole time

then shes in prison

hope they don't turn her

she finds out shes charged with murder and goes mental

btw her victim was in Burbank

that's where slappy and skippy squirrel from animaniacs live

later main chick has a visit from a nice girl she knows

she  but turned good

later she b--ches about hating her lawyer and wants a public defender

he tries to help cover the hole in her story

wait

is this a... WOMEN IN PRISON MOVIE?!!?

this might go female convict scorpion

so she has no alibi

some blonde sez she can get her a fake alibi for cash

if this were made today she'd be b0ning dat blonde

she consents to the fake alibi and meets with the faker

they make a story of being at a hotel together

she admits to being with the homies to get the alibi to help her

as he needs to know where she really was

only the movie tries to make her look innocent

then theres the trial

the homies say the main chick was the one who pistol whipped the geezer they iced

one of em was made a deal to get off to testify against his homies

later she finds her kid is waking

she tells off da press with attitude like a 90ds mascot

then the alibi comes in and reveals he was a double agent

her lawyer wants to quit

but isn't allowed

like in Yugioh how u cant surrender on ur opponents turn

so if they attack with a card that if it beats them, you win the match, they cant do sh-t

so things fall apart for her and her story crumbles

she was home with her husband but he was out and her kid is 1

she sez as she couldn't prove where she was, she needed fake proof

the lawyer also says she was convicted of perjury b4

well

that's the end of her

give her the gas

or the chair

or guillotine

or just use a big a55 microwave

ahhhhhhhh! bloom!

we get a newspaper montage of how things go

they are found guilty

she freaks out on prison and swears like shadow the hedgehog (H and D only) when finding out she might get da gas

then she is sentenced

she gets the gas

in front of the press she makes b--chy comments at the people who convicted her a55

they could end this right now with her getting the chair

but it goes on for another hour almost

she goes to another womens prison

what she could do is bang her head on the wall to get brain damage

they cant execute anyone unwell

so she dances around in a lingerie or nightgown or w/e

but the guards say its too hot for their prison

main chick sez theres not a guy for miles

she doesn't know about the chicks who go prison gay

that happened in cutey honey btw

theres no boys here so we just kiss eachother

so shes given an ink blot test

the tests show shes amoral and a liar

so... a liberal??

the dr sez shes innocent

but her homies wont save her for some reason

and the evidence of what hand the pistol whipper used cant be used to appeal as it was available in the 1st trial

and theres not enough money for a investigation

maybe if they didn't blow it on failed social programs or public sector unions theyd have some cash left

so they try to appeal and she gives interviews with mags

but the appeal is denied and shes getting the gas

she goes mental

also they're fixing her teeth

why?

she's going to h-ll in a few weeks anyway

its like painting a car ur gonna junk

later she wakes up screaming

later she sees her kid again

they try to make her look like a good mom with over the top cr-p;

she breaks down again and sez its better to get da gas as being alive will cause him harm somehow

but she gets a stay on her execution as the supreme court is taking a look at it

good luck. they hardly ever get anything right

esp in soviet Canada

oh and some guy trying to help her get appeals bites it

and the supreme court denied her appeal

and her son accidentally cooked himself in the oven

ok that last ones fake

but it might as well be

but the courts or governor might save her

shes taken to jail and is b--chy to the people there

so they gotta give her a cavity search to make sure she doesn't try to kill herself b4 she's executed

yeah, that makes sense

but she gets b--chy about it

then the people set up the gas chamber

I don see why they gotta use chemicals

just get a samurai sword

or a sledge hammer

its cheaper and less painful

now they use poison

expensive poison

she sez she wants to come face to face with the one person who knows she innocent

the chick she iced

yeah like she's going to heaven

its like saying oj simpson will meet the guys he iced in heaven after he bites it

she hears her boy is getting a good home and freaks out

what a b--ch

she goes mental for no reason often

the lawyer sez the kids staying with the grandma

and he gave a thing to the judge

she b--ches at him about not wanting him to beg for her life

so much for the title of this film

she chats with a nurse about husbands

and sez she left hers cuz he was up for vice presidency of a bank and they consider the wife in those things

wasn't he a junkie?

so they gon gas her soon

and her homies wont say it wasn't her

spoiler; in the real version its cuz she did it

but here they are just d-cks

so she gets a delay in her gassing

but its cancelled like the next scene

so she gets dolled up to look good for the gas chamber

and gives the toy stuffed thing to her nurse

that's her kids toy

she gave it away without his consent

they she gets in as stethoscope vest

shes about to get gassed when they get another delay

this is like a bad modern game with every time you are about to do something, text or a cutscene pops up and you cant skip it

so the delay is cancelled or w/e

she wants a mask so she wont see anyone

so the nurse gives her a sleep mask

then they show each step in how she gets gassed

I hummed the dbz theme they play when someone bites it as she got gassed(ginyu transformation)

afterward this lawyer(she had a different lawyer after the trial) gets a letter from the chick saying thanks

he drives off to smooth jazz

and text sez its a factual story

spoiler; 300 was a "factual story" too

it just f'd everything around

the end

that was actually a well made movie

It tells a fake true story but it does it well

I like the music, the camera and the style

Robert wise did well on this

even if its slanted to make executing killers look bad

in Canada they don't execute killers

just the sick and unborn

for I want to live 2 I want those who think the chick was innocent to start a big riot and start tearing apart the city. its a h-llish time of people b0ning and killing eachother and pulling their victims apart to eat their organs. the cops cant stop em as theres too many maniacs and ditch the city. so its up to the citizens to take back their city by splattering everyone against em. its also a up to 4 player sega genesis, super Nintendo, Atari jaguar and Gameboy advance beat em up game where you play as concerned citizens who fight their way through the malcontents and splatter em with sledge hammers and samurai swords.