Fargo Review

note; I never really saw this b4 but I heard of it. also; expect typoes
fargo

this is my review on faego from the mid 90s

and no I never saw the tv series

ooh its by mgm

he text sez its a true story from 1987

and they changed names

then credits

William h macy and steve buschemi r in diss

its set in fargo north Dakota

was that union or confederate?

macy goes to steve in a bar and finds hes an hour late

hes giving a car and 40 000 $

and he wants them to kidnap his wife

and h4e gives em half the randsom from her rich dad

later in minesoda macy returns home and dad in law is watching the game

after dinner macy's son leaves dinner early to go to mcdonalds with his homies

macy talks about a business thing with dad in law

later its day and macy deals with a couple he sold a car with something they didn't want

later its night and steve buschemi and his blonde homie are b0ning chicks in a hotel

the next day mom b--ches at her son about getting a C and she wont let him play hockey

if he's getting C's the brain damage from hockey will end his grades

later macy talks to his worker who set him up with steve and blonde and sez he might not need em

but worker don't have their number

also on of the guys he contacted he don't know and knows the other guy he knows

on the car ride steve buchemi is too chatty and the blonde b0nes his mouth

jk

he really just sits there as steve goes on

later macy is on the phone with a guy who needs serial numbers of cars he got paid for

phoner cant read the fax and macy keeps trying not to give him em

later steve and blonde break into the wifes place but she bites 1 of em when grabbed

she hides in the bathroom and opens da window

they break in but shes not there

turns out she's in the shower and freaks out

she gets caught in the shower curtain and runs around, only to fall down da stairs

what a dumba55

later macy talks with his bosses about a deal but they want him to have a finders fee

he wants to be the one who does the thing (I don't get business) and they say it would be like a massive loan

he needs the cash but they turn him down

later he comes home with groceries and finds the place f'd

he calls dad in law

wait

he practices 1st

later its night and buscemi and blonde and driving with the wife in the back seet

the cops pull em over and steve realizes he forgot to put tags on the car

he tries to bribe da cop but the cop is honest

cop notices wife in the back and leans in

so blonde grabs him and blows a hole in his head

blood water fountains out

bad a55

big buff blonde makes skinny a55 steve buescemi move the body for some reason

then a car comes by and he drives after it

they saw buscemieci with da busted cop

the witnesses car accident off the road and blonde caps em

the next day this pregnant cop is called in and goes to investigate the witness car scene

she deduces what happened easily

iced cop wrote notes about the car type and plates

DLR means Dealer

later in a diner, macy dad in law and a 3rd guy talk about what to do about wife

dad wants to go to cops or negotiate

macy and 3rd guy sez the kidnappers have all the cards and should pay

later dad talks to his son about it

later the kidnappers get to their bae and wife is masked and arms bound

she runs around and stumbles

r pregnant cop comes to the station and gives a guy nightcrawlers

not the x man

the big worms

after the cops get a lead on a car like the one reported was seen at a motel

so they go talk to the 5kanks they b0ned

when asked oif they looked weird one sez steve bescemi isn't circimsized

how is that weird?!

that's like saying; he has all his toes is werid

later pregnant cop gets a phone call form a guy with a Japanese sounding name

hes an old friend from a while ago

later macy is selling a guy a car and gets a car from setev bsicueni

he wants more cash for having to ice 3 people

then the guy needing the cars serial numbers calls in and sez if he don't get em soon hes going to the cops

hope macy's like tracey and don't go gacy like spacy

later dad in law wants to be the one to deliver the money

later preg cop goes to the twin cities and calls someone

twin cities?

like in jingle all the way?

steve buscimi goes to a parking lot and gets tags from a car covered in snow

when he leaves without parking hes gotta pay 4$

preg cop comes by macy's work and talks to the worker and macy

asks macy if he had a vehicle stolen

but macy sez no

pregcop meets her Japanese friend and a restaurant

they catch up on past events

later steve buscoieni is with a blonde chick (oh she's a h00ker) at a club

later he's b0ning her and worker comes in and beats him and a black guy who investigated the noise up

then whips steve buscheimi with a belt

stevei bicniea calls macy and tells him he wants da cash or he's gonna ice them all

dad in law is on the phone silent and goes after him

dad in law gets there and after some b--ching, steve busicni caps him in the torso

so dad in law caps him in the jaw(but it don't do much damage)

so steve buecki empties his gun into dad in law

why didn't dad in law take a few more shots on steve when he had the chance?

stene busciei also ices a gate worker in a parking garage

macy sees the after effects of both after driving around

later a guy tells a cop about how steve buscini asked him for h--kers and said the last guy wo wronged him bit it

also he admitted to being near a lake

later stens bcuinine burys the box of money under da sbnow by the side of the road

and plants an ice scraper to mark it

yeah that'll make it easy to find

esp if it snows again

man we're like 1 hour 30 mins in with adds

hat felt like nothing

later preg cop finds the Japanese homie was lying about his pasty and has mental issues

later pregcop sees macy again hassles him about how they really know if they aint missing cars

he gets p-ssed  d leaves to do a lot count

but really drives away

so steve buscinoi returns to the cabin and wife was knocked out by blonde for shrieking

shriek if you know what I did last Friday the 13th

beucninei gives 40 000 $ for blonde and 40 000 $ for himself

he wants the car but blonde wants steve to pay him for it as he wants to split it

beucnincie goes on a profanity filed tirade and goes out

so blonde comes out and chops him with a garden hoe I think

oh and dad in law paid em 1 million $

or O M Dollars if this were that rankin bass new year Rudolf thing

later pregcop goes by the cabin and blonde is feeding buscinei into a wood chipper

sounds like a cannibal corpse song

he runs and she caps him in the thigh

should've got him in the parts

on the ride back pregcop bashes him for icing those people for money

later in bismark the macy is caught by the cops

later preg cop and her husband are in bed and he reveals his design was chosen for the 3 cent stamp

and they have 2-3 months b4 she poops out her baby

the end

oh and this was by the coen brothers

that was actually pretty good

good pacing

good setting

good flow

its a subtle movie

not much high octane action

and it works

I liked it

for fargo 2 I want it to be set in the 2010s and the kid of the pregnant cop is now a detective and pregnant cop is the commissioner. the blonde guy has gotten outta prison and several people are found cooked with a new prototype microwave gun. he goes around checking clues and trying to find a connection to the people cooked til they bust open. also its a 16 bit sega genesis, super Nintendo and Gameboy advance game like Carmen sandiego where you go to various places and find who's behind it. and the game has alternate endings depending on who you talk to and what you say.