Digimon The Movie Review

note; I spell 90s style... homie

Digimon the movie

this is my review on Digimon the movie

I loved Digimon as a kid

fox kids was my childhood

I saw this in theatres for my brothers birthday

as a kid I liked both pokemon and digoimon

but when both were on at the same time I watched pokemon while my bros watched Digimon on the basement tv

I even taped fox kids commercials for that weeks Saturday am episode

I got the pattern down where a set break on a set show would start the Digimon add

now original pokemon was awesome

but as the shows went on, Digimon stayed good longer

the art and animation in pokemon ultra sun and moon s-cked!

it looks like the cr-ppy thundercats roar style!

not that Digimon was perfect

season 3 was kinda emo and bummer

plus the characters wernt as likable

takato was like a worse Yuma from Yugioh zexal

henry was a wiener

and rika was a b--ch

its like almost evangelion bad

I liked season 4 though

at least there the kids did something besides cheerleading the monsters

so the movie starts with an angela anaconda thing of those kids going to see the Digimon movie

I haven't seen this show in years

btw I never noticed that angela anaconda sounds like a hermaphrodite p0rn0 actor name

I like how the bad guy is French

just like in real life

so this thing has nothing to do with the story and its just kids style ids being kids

modern people hate it but they refuse to admit they were just like that back then

so after imaginary fights, they realize they went to the wrong theatre and spill out as they don't wanna watch French cr-p

then the movie actually starts with the digirap

its cheesy but fitting

then kari narrates how theres a kid named willis (Obrien? ) who had 2 Digimon and no friends

8 years ago, in 1994ish when they were kids a digiegg came out of their computer

the next day it hatches and goes nuts

then they hum the Digimon theme

oh and kari communicates in whistle blasts as a kid

just like in star wars with the garbage can robot

sora calls to say mimi told her tai barfed in her hat

but the phone cuts out as the Digimon digivolved and it f's with the electronics

they feed it cat food and it fights the cat

like a dog fight but not intentional

later it smooches both kari and tai as thanks

also it keeps cr-pping

at night it digivolves again andits pretty big

then jumps out with kari on its back and f'd up the town

tai goes after them but the sky opens up and parrotmon comes out

the hero kids of season 1 see the monsters outside which decides their destiny to save the digital world

their Digimon picks a fight with parotmon and digivolves to fight it

but gets beat

so tai uses kari's whistle to revive it somehow

and at full blast right next to kari's ear

their Digimon takes out parrotmon in 1 shot and both vanish

and willis met his Digimon that same night

holy cr-p we're 20 mins in

that felt like nothing

then its 1999ish and after season 1

izzy notices a virus is f ing the net

meanwhile, tai is dating sora and has issues

he sends her an email but accidentally sez "love" instead of "from"

kari is going to her homie's birthday and got her a pink power ranger

which would be the light speed rescue pink if i'm counting the years  right

wait

kari sent it

but the email doesnt make it

after a montage saying where the rest of the season 1 cast is set to the song "its been one week since you" ect

izzy goes to tai's place saying a digiegg infected with a viris is gonna f things up

and willis in Colorado told him of it

then the egg digivolves and eats date which f's up supermarket computers

izzy drinks one of tai's moms shakes and him and tai use tais dads computer

he virus digivolved again and tai's Digimon contacts him

as do the rest of the season 1 Digimon

I gotta say the music in here is great

haim saban and shuki levy did great work together

made the 90s amazing

tai cals the other digidestined but they're all out

and izzy eats more of tais moms cr-p

tai gets sora but she don't wanna talk to him

wtf the cats name is miko

like miko mido from la blue girl

izzy and tai's Digimon get on da net and attack the viris

but it don't work so they Digivolve

and kids all over da world see the fight

but the virus digivolves and is too much for em

he skipped the champion level and went to ultimate

so the good guys digivolve but get beat down

and virus escapes

willis and others email izzy and viruis gets to the phone company to cut the phone connection

1st; how'd he know what phone company provides tai's web?

2nd; remember in da 90s how da net was on phone lines?

so tai calls anyway but it don't work

also the virus calls him

totally not like a horror movie

and he calls every phone in the world trying to find someone

and tais net goes out

the phone company set up a system to call to send messages then call again to get messages

like voice email

he calls matt and tk and everyone else

sora comes over but goes home at the last minute b4 knocking

and mimi is in Hawaii

its like how after high school u kinda fall away from ur high school homies

except like 2

izzy gets a satellite uplink to use a military satellite to get internet

and matt replies saying him and tk are able to connect

but they need a computer to get internet

but their possibly 1800s born grandma (as its japan in da 90s) don't have 1

so they go to a barber place as its the only computer in town

oh and viris is in America now

after a montage of him showing up on screens (which makes no sense as you cant see out of screens w/o a webcam) to 90s music, hes in new York

and heading for willis

they upload tk's and matts Digimon to the net and the 4 Digimon go to fight the viris

matts and tais warp digivolve to their mega forms

but the virus goes to its mega level too

and takes out tk and izzys Digimon

now we wont see Herculeskabuterimon til the 2010s movies

also tais digimon's arm blades get busted off despite being made of chromedigizoid

oh and izzu gets the runs from eating tai's moms cr-ppy food

then tai and matts Digimon slow and tai hits the computer and it freezes

izzy comes back and its revealed sora hates tai cuz he got her a hairpin for her b day but she thought he didn't like her hair as is and gets mental

this movie totally gets women

taking things the wrong way and going mental over it

when the computer reboots the fights over and they lost

izy reads emails from kids b--ching about the hero Digimon getting beat

even though they should have no idea about the levels they mention or anything else about them

then the viris starts multiplying

and theres a 10 min timer until 2 nukes the virus launched hit

wait

2 nukes were launched at the same time from america

1 headed for japan

1 for Colorado

but will hit at the same time???

and in 10 mins??

that don't add up

and the virus is blocking counters to the nukes

but if they beat the original viris Digimon it will stop the rest

and the hero Digimon wanna fight

but emails sent to them slow them down

what?!

how do you send an email to a monster on the web?

don't you need an address to send it to?

also matts Digimon runs across the air like kilala in Inuyasha

while tais just flies

they get to the boss room and theres over a million of the viris clones

they all open fire (yet never hit eachother) and more emails slow em more

for some reason, the virus stops firing and tai and matt's bond with their Digimon lets em go digital enter the internet

good music to them reuniting

really moving

they use the power of the emails to power up and dna digivolve (fusion) together into omnimon

I should point out this aired in America b4 the season 2 eps with dna digivolving

so this was a big deal

omnimon wipes out the swarm of virus clones

I like how metalgarurumon's arm is a cannon and wargreymons arm is a blade

as that's the weapons they use

theres one virus left and 1 minute to go

but hes too fast

so izzy forwards the emails to virus to slow him

yeah, that makes sense

omnimon splits his head with his wargreymon sword and stops the clock with 0.01 seconds left

the nukes fall harmlessly with no international incident

meanwhile, willis in America is ok with his Digimon

and something happens

oh and sora got hs email

then its the then present of 2002

and the season 2 cast is here

tk and kari are in soviet new York and willis and his evil Digimon are there

his evil Digimon wants him to go back and fights his good one

they fight to bada55 music

kari and tk arrive and the evil Digimon books it

then willis goes

tks digimon follows him and hears hes going to Colorado

kari sends the season 2 guys to go to America

willis walks along the road alone as this was the 90s and sez evil dgimon makes those near him vanish

then the evil Digimon attacks tk and kari on a train

but then books it

season 2 cast uses yoleis uncles connections to get to America cheap

they then hitch hike abord a truck

and in there is willis

and willis flirts with yolei and likes kari

willis orders a pizza and uses it to hitch a ride with the delivery man

but the car leaves w/o davis and willis

then the evil Digimon arrives

davis armor digivolves his Digimon and they fight

oh and the evil Digimon uses the viris digimons attack

something season 3 later did with leomons attack

Willis's good Digimon digivolves and beats on the evil Digimon,who then books it

davis armor digivolves his digomin into its other form (which had debuted on fox kids around right before this movie came out) and get to the other season 2 guys

willis reveals he made the evil Digimon and it might've got rid of tk and kari

then walks for hours with davis behind him

then tells davis his digiegg hatched into 2 Digimon and was his 1st friend

so he made a new digiegg as a new one

but a virus infected it and caused the 2nd act of this film

then the virus followed him and got one of his Digimon and slowly turned it

btw I don't thing a digiegg can make 2 Digimon

oh and pokemon ripped off them coming from eggs

davis crys at how sad the story is

then instantly recovers

they become friends

later the evil Digimon attacks again

then digivolves

the good Digimon armor digivolve and I think that's cody and yoleis digimons only lines so far

then they fight to awesome music

but hes ultimate and armor is champion-ish

evil Digimon books it but comes right back at mega level and de-digivolves them

then juggles em

the rookie levels heroes fight but cant handle a mega w/o power option cards

wtf davis and Willis's Digimon knock him back

but then get nearly eaten alive

then kari and tks Digimon arrive and bust him up

but he reforms from the virus healing him

then everyone starts deaging

by going back he meant go back before the virus got him

tk and kari's Digimon digivolve to their mega forms to release the golden digieggs

btw why does tk's Digimon warpdigivolve from champion to mega while the other times going there lie leomon and the virus one in this films 2md act, only count as regular digivolve?

tk and kari's Digimon get beat but davis and willis golden armor digivolve and bust up the bad guy

but he recovers

so they go inside him and the inner self of the bad guy tells them to attack him

to destroy the virus

they do it and hes purified

then he bites it as the viris cant heal him

we get a sad moment but Digimon can reincarnate themselves as digieggs

back in newyork willis sez bye and smooches kari and yolei w/o consent then runs off

then finds a digiegg of his Digimon that bit it

then it shows it grown again dancing to all star by

smash mouth from shrek

then credits to 90s music

a lot of Robotech actors in this

the end

that was great

but imma Digimon fan so this film was made for me

its good late 90s fun and has great music and fun

its kind of like if pokemon is Mario, Digimon is sonic

better music often and more edge

not as toned down

characters bite it in Digimon often

well, kinda

in pokemon maybe in movies or pokenon hunter j

but in Digimon they ice the bad guys

in pokemon they beat of their pets and the bad guys run away

pokemon had better games though

but if you grew up with Digimon, this movie is for you

if not, you wont get it

also in the 90s, the uninformed thought pokemon and Digimon were the same thing as both are Japanese kids and monster shows

thats like saying pearl harbor and gone with the wind are the same movie as both are about American wars

or Ivanhoe and the three musketeers are the same as both are historical things from Europe

for Digimon the movie 2 I want the creator of the virus that infected the Digimon to be revealed to be some malcontent who knew of the digital world and cuz she didn't get a Digimon, tried to wipe it out. also she made new Digimon based on virus's she made based on historical figures from the 1800s but they are evil and not friends and she attacks. and its up to the season 2 cast set after the end of season 2 to take her on. also she dresses in a weird SM pleather outfit and has a whip that controls her virus slaves. and its a Gameboy advance game where you play as one of the main season 1 or 2 cast Digimon and fight through her enslaved Digimon and ice em to free em.