note; I never aw any of these movoies before plus i'm not a fan of tom cruoise so imma spell vad
mission impossible
this is my review on mission impossible from 1996
its baased on a 60s show I never watched
just like wild wild west
and was made into a big budget 90s movie with a big star and more action
just like wild wild west
and people complain how all movies nowadays are remakes of tv shows
cant wait for dat big budget Robotech movie
hope they don't screw it up
ewww its widescreen
hald da screen is black bars
so it starts in the soviet union where a guy watches video of some soviets being soviets
1 guy sez the name of a guy and they knock him out with poison vodka
turns out the soviet guy was tom cruise in a mask and he saves a drugged out girl in the room
then an opening with a fuse burning and high rapid edits
its by brian de palma and has jon Voight and ving rhames and vanessa redgrave
music by danny elfman?
make up by rob bottin?
but he was the thing!
so Voight gets a mesasage saying this thing of code names and a thing of real names are in danger
the code names are jacked but its useless w/o the real names list
and they gotta get it back
vpoight tells his teem including tom crooz about da mission and assigns jobs
if they don't get it back then their agents will get iced
also tom gets red/green gum that if u mush the colors together it blows
So they go to a dinner party and try to go after a confederate sounding governor
they have a guy chat with him and match his voice or fingerprint or something
wait
I think the confederate is one of them in disguise
they put glasses with a camera in em in a forbidden area to watch him use a computer
tom and a chick go to the roof to fake making out
1 tech guy on top of an elevator loses control of the elevator and gets skewered by the ceiling spikes like in mega man when it goes up
he aint gonna be in mission impossible 2
so Voight goes out but is tailed
he wants to end the mission but tom goes on
I never saw this b4 but I wanna say jon vought is the secret bad guy
lie that guy in that mega man x game
then Voight gets capped and falls in da river
tom calls da mission off and as the chic goes in her car it goes up
someones picking off costumed heroes
then another chick gets shanked and another guy gets it
tom flees the cops
tom calls his superiors and tells em his team got iced
also the other half of the code got out
tom meets him and is bummed
wait, that sounds wrong
he knows somethings up and only now knows there were agents all over the place
turns out; the whole mission was a hunt to find da mole
as one of their guys went bad
and as tom survive they think hes a mole
also his fam has money now after losing a lot
he uses the gum to blow an aquarium and escape in slo mo
he goes to a bathroom and apartment and does research
he finds a bible quote and uses it to send a message to a guy
they chat for a bit and later Voight comes back to him
but its really a chick who went up in da car
that made no sense
she sed she wasnt in the car
retcon!!
btw the group was sent on a suicide mission knowing only the bad guy would live
sacrificing the innocent? sounds like something done by soviet England
like Churchill letting leslie howard get iced
so tim wants to let the mole think hes got the other half so he'd find him
then tom gets a message from the guy
he meets some guys and is taken to a place with a face covering to meet the mole named max like high max from mega man x or max sterling from Robotech or montana max from tiny toons or mighty max
but he isn't allowed to meet him yet
he wants 150 000 $ and tells em the item they got is rigged to send a track to the forces if checked
they don't trust him and try it but book it when the forces come
oh and this female there is Maxine and wanted the mole to get it for 6 million $
he dals with her to let him meet mole and he'd gve her the list
also car chick who survived wants revenge on whoever iced vioght
Voight was her husband despite being 50 yeers polder than her
spo tom meets with ving rhames to have him hack the thing to get the names
you know, it would be better if we didn't know if tom was the mole and his actions were implied to b him being the bad guy
but we cant have tom cruise as the bad guy
except when hes b0ning brad pit into vampirism
so they go into this base and tom stops the frenchie from Godzilla from shanking a guy who asked where the 3rd guy of them was
chick puts fluid into a guys drink from a pen and puts a small item on his back
tom goes through da vents and uses gadgets to disable a laser grid and lower himself into the room on a cable
oh and Frenchie is handling his cable
poisoned guy goes to the vault and don't notice tommy above him as he takes some pills and barfs
they gave him aids!!
he leaves the barf in a bucket to stink up the area and goes to da terlet to barf more
tom logs into poisoned guys computer uses the guys code ving gave him
meanwhile a rat goes in da vents and disturbs Frenchie who drops tom who nearly hits the floor
what a candy a55
tom catches a drop of sweat from his glasses
the Frenchie gets him out but his knife falls and poisoned guy comes back and sees the computer just dl'd the other part of the code
they escape and tom keeps the data from Frenchie
he don't trust the chick so he gives it to ving rhames
don't trust him!
esp after pulp fiction
then the news sez they caught tom but it was someone the6y called tom
also it was over drugs
wait, it was his fam
false charges against the innocent?
I think these guy are the bad guys
he hangs up just before they track his call but they know hes in soviet England
also jon Voight is back somehow
again
tom figures out jon voigt was the bad guy the whole time who iced everyone
oh and Frenchie was workin for him
huh, in each time they show the car going up it looks different
more or less fire
oh and this guy called Kittridge is the bad guy here
so on a train he let the Maxine get the disk list and it wont transmit cuz ving did something with it
ving laves and the datya starts transferring
also Kittridge is on da train and chick goes to this dark place with Voight
she tells Voight to blame tom and get away and voightb takes off his face and its tim
then real Voight comes out with a gun and its revealed tom knew Voight was da mole as he took the bible from the hotel and it was stamped
hen tom reveales he had the camera glasses out and their boss saw him alive
Voight beats down tom and when tom wakes up the roof is open
he goes up and theres a chopper after em and he crawls across da roof of da train like ernest evans on sega genesis/cd after jon voiht
they fight and the train and copper gos in a tunnel
the connection to transfer is dropped
btw a train I a tunnel with john Voight?
its speed 01 all over again
oh and Frenchie is in da chopper nd used the same knife in all his killings through the movie and tom hanks knew it
tom uses the boom gum and blows the chopper and lands safe on the train with a spike about to neck him
so things are settled and everything is set right
oh and the news covered up the chopper in the train as an accident
the end
that was ok
not bad
good action
but not too much
good suspence
good last minute things like him being caught at the last second b4 getting chopped up or w/e
I can see why so many things parodied it
I enjoyed it
no tacked on sad moment
no forced romance subplot
good effects
simple plot
its got good pacing and don't drag
not a bad film
glad I finally saw it after over 20 years
for mission imposible 2 I want him to have to assassinate a guy his bosses say s dangerous but he finds out the guy is the good guy about to expose the evils of his bosses. so tom sees why Voight turned on the group and sides with his target. but he doesn't let it be known by his bosses hes gone rogue and sneaks around setting up traps for when he's gotta take em all out in 1 move. its also a stealth game on gba, snes, sega genesis, Atari jaguar and tg16 where you play as tom and gotta plant traps w/o being seen and set up meetings with guys to have them in the right places.
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