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Black Narcissus
this is my review on Black Narcissus from the distant future year (to jules verne) of 1947
it stars deborah kerr, sabu and jean simmons (not the kiss guy who looks liek tommy wiseau) and was directed by Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger who did a bunch of films together
it won oscars and had great colors and effects and was based on a book i never read
i saw this b4 but not all the war from start to end
the leage of decency had issue with this for making Catholics look bad but after a fw edits, it was ok
so after opening credits we get calcutta in soviet india in a coonvent of nuns
they are teaching the 3rd world kids math and 1 nun is called to be thhe head of a new base and the youngest head nun there
also theres a englishman there whohas sent a letter explainign she's going to a place in the mountains and it used to be a palace for a ruler for his women
also theres a chick there who caretakes it for years and theres constant wind
btw, there was a gay xxx of this called pink Narcissus from the 70s
so da ruler of the area tells his workers he invited nuns to make this place a school and hospital and monks tries doing it last year
ruler sez the europeans eat sausages all the time(is that racist?! what next? italianoes eating pizza?)
so the currest bases head nun tells the new places head nun stuff and assigns her several nuns, including sister honey(like sister jill and honey kisaragi from cuteyy honey?!) and one nun is sick and is being sent there to recover
current head nun thinks new head nun isnt ready for it and then we see da nuns at the palace fixing it up and new patients for medical care and comin
also joseph anthony (jo an) is the son of the rulers cook whos a translater and is 6 to 11 as his rents goot married 11 years ago and he's not sure
head nun uses jo an to inrerpret what the people say and she makes a registry
this working together with different guys to solve a problem reminds me of robotech ii the sintinels where cabel and the REF beat the invid persuer
head nun meets the englishman (now called britmo as its easier to spell) and they clash a bit
he sez the palace was known as the house of womena nd nun se its not the house of Saint Faith
later its night and sick nun is having issues and head nun chats with another nun abotu all the cr-p going wrong with thsi place
also they are getting spots on their skin from something probably in da water
is this cabin fever?!
later these midget fata55 hoeses and the people work to get the place shipshape
if this were an 80s movie we'd get a monntage and a cool song
1 nun has issue with britmo working on plumbing in some pplace and they still got a lot to do to get it up
also the people are being paid to come here until it becomes a habit
then a nun comes in saying a chick was cut and hads bad bleeding and she stopped it
also theres a teen who the people wanna marry off whos acting out to avooid it
what is this? world vision maury?!
also shes got a nose ring and dresses light
just like maury teens
soo the nuns takke her in and give her work (like a slave!!!)
wait, wwhat year is this?
huh, its the 30s
before ghandi drove out the brits and the country massacred eachother for worshipping the wrong gods
later head nun goes to da bell and its aat the edge of a mile high cliff
who designed this nuthouse?!
then 2 nuns talk and 1 is disgruntled about returning memories and feeling disenfranchised
bwaaaa! her hands are all f'd up!
later we see some dogs running around
thenthis guy i think might be sabu comes over wanting to learn from them but they dont teach men, only women and he sez its not nice to men ad The Savior was a mam
so teen does a weird bollywood dance in this room and probably sabu comes in, they notice eCH other and she evebtually leaves
britmo worrues probably sabu will fall in love with teen and theres a holyman sitting out by a tree and never speaking who's the rulers uncle
later 1 guy makes black narcissus which is a cologne or perfume
then head nun has vviet namek flash backs to her childhood aandxmas andgetting jewels for when she'dd marry andgoes out the door into the darkness to meet don
later probably sabbu is learning soviet french or something and sees teen under a table
then its Christmas and they sing Noel Noel and in the next song, head nun flash backs to going caroling
later Sabu is intetested in Jesus and head nun gets mad at britmo for being drunk or something
later sick nun i think isnt doing well and they want her to see a dr
head nun thinks shes getting obcessed with britmo and sick nun i think is going kinda nuts
good acting. she really seems unbalanced
later teen is getting the whip for stealing and when this hag who was there for a long time wants him to finish her beating he spares her
hay, just like the chick caught b0ning that guy who Jesus said "Let he who is without sin cast the 1st stone"
later sick nun is unhappy and feels she lost her way and the spirit of the order and this baby is fatally ill and they cant save it with 1930s tech
later jo an sez everyone fled cuz they think the nuns iced the baby
and probabbly sabu ran off wirh teen to live like amano and mimi in urotsukidoji; b0ning in lava
britmo sez once saomeone accidentally iced a kid and got eaten alive for it
he drank the medicine caster oil nun gave baby to proove its safe to the localls
later sick nun sees a nun annd britmo outsde and gets disgruntled
head nun tells britmi her bf ditched her forr America and she went nun o da rebound
and now her memories are returning and cant deal with it
britmo sez she gotta get out as something here intensifis things and sck nun i yhink watches creepily
is this a horror moviee?
later sic nun is out of her nun outfit and the lighting looks creepy
it looks more like an 80s movie than a 40s ones
shes wearing clothes though but has hair like the chick from candyman 01
so shes unbalanced andputs on lipstick and makke up and ants to ditch the order and fears she's be sent back
she locks the head nun in her room and runs around haing gone nuts
the other nuns search for her and head nn wants to have jo an (like jo jo in jojo's bizzare adventure) ask the holyman
sick nun comes onto britmo and he dont consent and when sick nun sez he loves head nun, he replies do dont love anyone and she snaps and sees red literally
after leaving we see her looking int da camera with stringy hair like the chick from the ring and its kinda freeky
eventually its daybreak and 1 nun in the chappel goes up to ring da bell and sick nun trys to shove her off
she gets bback on but sick nun falls andsplaters on the floor like a sack of chef boy ar dee
later da nunz are leaving and probably sabu returns to say sorry about b0ning that teen
soo head nun sezto britmo shes going to be demoted and go to another convent and asks him to look after sick nuns grave
when she looked back at the palace a cloud covered it witch means something but i' not 100% what
as they leacve the rains start and gget hard
the end
and in the scitrpt there was a scene where head nun is comforted by 2st base head nun but they thought the rain scene was a better ending
that was pretty good
great color, music, acting and flow
its not boring and dont drag and can be creepy at times
soome sites say this is a lust fillm but i didnt see anything like that
theres no sweariing or naked chicks or talk about crotches
then again its from the 40s so things were cleaner then
it looks great and has a good feel
yah the nuns have crushes on this guy but its not graphic
batman in the 90s on fox kids as more graphic and that was bada55
i likec this. it worked
for Black Narcissus 2 i want it to be the 70s and this paranormal explorers group go into the palace to find what it in causing the issues there. turns out; all the lust of the ruler and his girls summoned daemons and its haunted. and they gotta fight illussions and spirits while wearing psy armor to counter the ghosts. also its a 16 bit gamee like splatterhouse or shinobi where you go through this decroding building and fiight monssters with various retro future tech on sega genesis, snes, tg16, gba and atari jaguar.
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