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9 to 5
this is my review on 9 to 5 from 1980
it stars dolly parton, jane fonda and liily tomlin and was directed by colin higgins who inspired losers like jud apatow and paul feig
apartently this was a popular fuilm and eventouhgth i never saw it b4 heard it was good
its pg in america and soviet australia and 15+ in soviet sweden and england and iceland
buncha candya66es
Even the honorable american hero President Reagan liked it, eccept for the chronic scene
so it starts with the dolly parton song to credits and showing chicks getting ready for woork
so lily has totrain this new recriut who never worked b4so after a few hints, lily takes her up and gets atalking to from a superior over being sloopy
lily warns new girl that superior is the boss's spy and whines about someone getting a promotion over her despite her having 12 years exp
yeah but theres more to getting a promotion than being there long
a gguy could have more natural skill
otherwise the oldest guy on the football team would be the star player
so boss gives a soeech about teamwork and when he asks lily to help him get a present for his wife but she whines about it
so then dolly comes in and is a cheerful confederate chick who was just helping boss gas his car's a55
so jane s-cked at work and at lunch, the other co workers gossip about dolly b0ning the boss
jane dont like it as her husband ditched her after cheeting on her with the secritory
btw everyone has dana sterling hair like in robotech
so boss has dolly take a letter and he knox over pencils so he can look down her dress as she pix em up
then sez sorry about hitting on her b4 and she's forgiving
he gets her a gift and admits he's gay for her but she dont consent as both are married
then his wife comes in and she gets along with dolly and dont know her husband is gay for her
so wife wants to go on a 4 weel cruise and he dont wanna
dolly walkx out with the scarf gift and lily and jane recognize it as the one they got
later janeis showed how to use the cop machine by liluy and it spazzes out when jane trys it on her own
boss comes in and gets p-ssed at her for f ing the machine andshe gets bummed
she coems to work the net day with a shotgun andstarts blowing holes in everyone
jk
really she comes home and her husband is there to give her divorce papers
so its work da next day and dolly trys being nice to jane bbut she dont like dolly
at night she tellls her husband shes nice but gets treated bad at work and he comforrts her
so then its work and lilly sez to boss she gave him a color coding thing that could make thinggs 20% more efficient but boss didnt see itr yet
then we see boss gave the color coding thing to the chairman of the board and took credit
she b--ches to er son aat home about it and how she didnt say anything as she wants the promotion
her son offers her chronic as i guess hesa junkie
then its anotther day and another guy got tthe oromotion
boss explains he had a college degree and clients are more comfy with men
she gets b--chy and goes on a tirade and when dolly comes in, lily sez the whole companny things he'ss b0ning her
dolly gets p-ssed over him spreading lies about her and sez shes gonna use her 2nd ammentment item to blow off hhis huge man parts
then spy reveals sheheard an employee talking about stufff against company protocal and boss is still p-ssed s he has her canned
later the 3 leads are in a banand bummed over boss annd lily pulls out a chronic cigarete
they go to dollys house (the dioll house) and smoke chronic and dolly pulls out her gun
once dolly had 2 guys bugging her homie in a parking lot and shhe was gonna pull a gun on em, but blew a hole in her purse
this is how thelma and lousie started
whileon drugs they fantasize aboit getting the office to hunt downn boss like the mmost dangerous game where that gguy hunted man
in the phantasy, jane pulls a shot gun on him and busts up the offfice taking shots at him
is tthis where scrooged got it ffrom?
huh, in this bblue hint, jane fonda looks kinda like molly ringwald
so she wacks him andd puts his head on a wall
drugs make people do evil
dollys phantazy has her as a cowboy chick wo treats him like she treats him
in heere she compliments his bod and hits on him and squishes his face in her b00bs
oh noes! someone finds me hot! thats triggering!!
after hee turns gay annd rejeects dolly patton, she hogties him
lily has a phantasy aas her beiing aa disney prrincess with animated animals
etf that raccoon has a bow and arrow and clothes and the rest are nude
is this bambi or robin hood?
so she poisons his coffee and steamm poots outta hhis ears andhis hhead spins
then fires him out da wwindow andthe sllave womenn are freed
how 30s
wtf the castlee flies in the clouds
this is ddrugs
so da next day and many brain cells devolved later, boss's wifevis on a 2 month cruisse
lily b--ches about having to get coffee and how shees gonna snap
but accidentally puts rat poison in the coffee and when he trys to drin it, he falls over in his cr-ppy chair
dolly finds him and helps him in the ambulance too the hospital
lilly comes back from bein out and hears it but only when she sees the rat poison on the counter doe sshe figger it out
an employee sez he fell and busted his head when drinking coffee and as the cups empty, she thinks he drank it
at da hospitalhe comes too and thinks the dris gonna swindle him with unneeded tests
meanwhile a guy whos gonna testify has heart sh-t and a cop is there
lilly and jane come by and hear cop saying the guy bit it from poison
the chix talk about their pot thing and how lily's gonna do hard time
dont drop the soap!!
so a dr gonna do the autopsy is taking the body out and is called in and lily jacks the body
she jacks a coat andgoes around the hospital and a chick asks for help findign the coffe shop
adter getting through that, lily dumps the body in her car and the chhicks and her book it
she wants to ditch the body with cement bblox in the river and drives bad
jane wants to go back bbut dolly sez they in too deep
then they crash and f up da car and dolly ggets a crowvbar fro, the trunk with the body in it
but they see its the wrong body and lily wants to take it back
they bicker, fix da car and go back but a cop stops em for a busted tail light
she fakes being a dr and says the dolly ate rat poison and thought it was the sweetener the boss likes
so they go back and say boss has no word there
dolly has thee body put in a toilet room with a cloth over it andthe nurses think its just another corpse that turned up
so da nest day they find out boss just bumped his hhead
they chat about it in da ladys room but spy heard it and outs em to the boss
he calls dolly in and tells her she knows of the poison
she sez it was an accident and he sez hhe'd let it go if sh b0nes him
she ggets p-ssed at him and ties him up with a phone chord and stuffs his mmouth with the scarf he bought hher
dolly tells jane boss knows of it and jane coems in and won untie him
she loosens his bindings and when he gets out and when he trys to get out, jane pulls dollys gun and blows the window to the office out
these chicks are nutss
so they take him captive andbring him to a house and try to find a way too cover their crimes
1 suggests a photo of him in bed with a h00ker but he's sell it as xmas cards
why not a male h00ker? that would stop him!
later lily finds an account at a warehouse and they go there and lilly sez she has what she needs
turns out he stole from the company and sold stuff and pocketed the money
so they go out shopping for stuff to keep him confined and get him into some kinda sm thing and set up a system to keep him there
at work thheykeep passing the buck to avoid lettting anyone talk to him
2nd spy is getting close to find him and boss trys to mythbuster his way out of the chains
he trys to nail her in the head with a piece of wood but she sees him comming in a mirror and uses a garage door opener to yank him up
later they hear due to computers, they need 4-6 weeks b4 they can get the warehouse things
they send spy to learn french at amission said to be from boss andshe goes off
at da office dolly lets employees do stuff they couldnt do b4 lik have decoraions at their desksand raise saleries
not sure the company can do that
might cut into their ability to fund the companu effots
boss finds a nail file and lock pciks his stuff but theres a guy who looks liem chris meloni and ned eisenberg from law and order svu had a kid lurkin aorund
later janes husbandcomes bby and says his new woman diteched him
meanwhile bboss cuts through the leather cuffs and trys to gget free but janestrings him up
they fight and husband comes up and thinks shes into creepy sm and that she's into her boss
he trys to reason with her and she gets b--chy and reveals she smoked chronic and he sez he was gonna take her back
she tells him to get oot and thats the end of what could have been a healed marriage
so the warehouse papers are comming soon and boss wife comes home and sees him in that sm hear
wife calls dolly and sez thnx for the flowers and that boss sed hes doing a new exercize thing at the hosue
so girls relaize boss is free for days and faking being improisined and when they get there, boss has janeat gunpoint
they go to the oriface and he sees things have color andllook more 80s
also theres flexible hours andthings are working right even thoguh they forged his name on things
so over da last 3 days he returned the items back to the warehosue and hes gonna send em to h e double jail
but the chairman comes by and looks like col sandders and thnx the boss for making things run better
he sez lily is his right arm and she sez they are doing job sharing
and a daycare center tat cahinman wanted to do is the war
i assume the civil war
also an AA program helped get this drunk off her booze
so chairman gives boss a new work, the brazil thing for 3 years
so spy comes back and we see what hapoened to em after
lily got to be vice prez, jane fell in love and dolly became a country singer
boss got caught by an amazon tribe and wasnt seen again
the end
that was pretty good
nice 80s fun
mostly light and mildand not too brash
not too feminist but for the 80s it was seen as that
i can see why people liked it
i like how dolly plays a curvy blne whos a wholesome woman and not a 5kank
nowadays there's be more swearing and b0ning and crude stuff
like bridesmaids which s-cked a55
but this was a nice film and has an upbeat tone
glad i saw it
for 9 to 5 2 i want it to be about the boss from the 2st film in the jungle and helping to lead the amazon tribe against a rival tribe of ape people over an ancient temple that was there b4 noahs flood and has black majic items in i that must not be used. its also a 16 bit strategy rpg on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you moe our units around the area and battle with different items and moves.
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