Rails Into Laramie Review

 Note: I spell trains style

Rails into Lasramie

This is my review on Rails Into Laramie from the distant fiture year (To Ben Franklin) of 1954 (30 years before Transformersa G1)

Its directed by Jesse Hibbs who did Ride Clear of Diablo

It stars John Payne from Miracle on 34th Street, Mari Blanchard ffrom Destry/McLintock!, Dan Duryea from Scarlet Street/Ride Clear of Diablo/The Twilight Zone, Barton MacLane from Thje Walking Dead/the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/The 440s The Maltese Falcon, Ralph Dumke from Invasion of the Body Snatchers/The War of the Worlds, Harry Shannon from Citizen Kane/The Jackie Robinson Story/Thouch Of Evil, James Griffith ffrom Ride Clear of Diablo/The Night of the Hunter/The First Texan/Bullwhip/Spartacus/How the West Was Won/the 60s Batman, Lee Van Cleef from Escape from New York/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/How the West Was Won/Joe Dakota/The Lawless Breed, Myron Healey from The Firth Texan/The Shakiest Gun in the West, George Chandler from the 30s A Star is Born/the 30s Valley of the Giants/the 30s Jesse James/ Boy Slaves/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Ox-Bow Incident, Douglas Kennedy from Liffe With Father/Adventures of Don Juan/The Lone Gun, and some 1900s guys not on wiuipedra or I never saw in anything

I never saw this b4 but imdb says its 6.1 outta 10

So after tiotle and credits of yellow text onm bliue bg to a song, its in proper fukllscxreen ands collored

In the disatant future year of 1869 and in cheyanne in soviet wyoming

in a cASINO Or w/e a soldier plays a shellbame and exposes its crooked and the casino head wants him out

he sez no and a fight breaks out fastyer than a hocvkey game or soccer game  and hes thjrown through da window

his men tell him da general wants to see him sand he sez he had 30 ays off

they slug him out and bring him in to meet da gen

there he sez he has a few months left andis offered to become a aptain by going to laramie to help restore order to help da railreoad

he's sent as he knows gamblers and 5kanks and he refuses but its an order

if he f's this up he'd be in the guardhouse and still owe da gov

well that was fast, right to the point, we're 4 mins in and itsa all set up

Well then in sovviet lramie, the crew is too drunk to do sh-t anda guy is said to have his way until the troopsd come

da train comes in and a maRCHING BAND PLAYS And the guys who own things tyalk about how their reign dontr gotta end

main guy comes in and reveals its only him to clean up this cesspoole of a town and the guy who runs thing, who imma call bad guy, sezhe knows him

main guy sez he had 28 daysd leave left anddon't care for this, then sees bad guy called jim and who shows him his goons

jim owns a hotel and you KNOW they gotabfight as former friends battling is how these go

main guy goes to hotel and jim sez helen will be glad to see him

the town ownmers wants to send word to da general but decide to find out more on what main guy is up 2

mayor i thuink is said to have hired his himie or relative as ssherrif or w/e

goons go up to check on main guy and dont like him but offer him money from da boyz

its 2000$ and he sends em out, whifch you could buy a lot of sh-t back then with that

main guy comes does in civilian clothes sayoing hes deserted and isn't gonna do his job

da judge comes down and sez sorryt for not being friendflier when he came andinvites him to thids meeting

main guy goes to sherrif area and sherrif is sleeping in an unlocked cell as theres like no crime biut main guy sez to get ready for inmates

later hes atta bare or casino or w/e and meets jims blonde gf and his goons are tthere

he tells em the penalty for bribing an officer is 3 years and hes gonna be marshasall and returns the monery

jim sez its a gift and maiin guy leaves but 1 goon insults main guy and sez to get outta town

main guy slugs him out and jim fires by goon when goon pulls a gun

jim and main guy walk and talk about him meetying blonde in soviet denver and main guy was a sgt years ago

they go to jims house and theres a chivck therewho is into msaain guy wjo remembers himn from 5 years ago

They talk about how cleaning up Laramie means taking down Jim and how Jim changed, but now  dont get mad when main guy looks at chgick

main guy goes to see judge andi think jim is b0ning chivck and hAS BLONDE on the side

2 lovers at once? What are you? Sailor Venus?

main guy is asked to do something by judge and the welites to do something about Jim and the head guy of the railroad making thing pipe murfy

they its maybe anothger day and a train goes to the railroad making area and the worker sare all drinking as i guess the union protects them

uinions are like gkloves on strings, itas nice to have, but responsible people dont need em

main guy goes in and tells pipe mupfy thast main guy in in charge and if they wanna stip him they wont be paid

pipe is slugged oiut by main guy and whhen he coes at him agauin, main guy busts his head with a shovel

imagine if he got him with the edge and took most of ther head off at an angle?

main guy has the workers get to work and tells the casino dinks to gte the booze and gamnbling out in 24 hours and if they don't, he tells em they're fired and the construction is closed

this guys is kicking a55 like Margartet Thatcher by beating union candya55

so the workers are fired and constructiuon is stopped and the towns guys dont like it

also 1 goon tells off jim for things going f'd and other goon aims a gun at him to send him off

jim sends a goon to the town council meeting and main guy has townsfolk hating on him for f ing things up

so theres a town meeting about the main guy stopping construction and he sez he shut dfown gambling and drinking and in 14 days they can come back to work under his terms

thew towen meucants wanna court martial main guy but are beat in a vote as its only a fortnite

jim sez no crtedit for workers at bars or other things to make the workers mad and they can't take out loans for gambling

they complain to Jim but he sez to meet him later and blonde suspects jim would throw her under da buss if he wanted to

at a meeting the past sherrif wait hes still it, sees the railroad menn getting drunk and goes down to the office and gets his gun

drunk angry union workers might try something dumb and main guy goes to the bar with him too see jim telling the drunk angry unionites to be violent to get their way

main guy tells em they can do a days work for a days pay and to break up the gathering

he arrests jim for tyrying to starting a riot and blonde brings main guy to the back for a drink and she's ok with jim being arrested

she has some morals and cares about not jyuuing people for money but no jury in town would convict him as they fear jim

she offers help and they make out, but in the ral version they were probably b0ning

he dotn make a bargin woth her and goes back to the sherrif office

main guy checks onjim and find him ripped open with his guts out and him moning and spazzing out sauing "You drove me to this!"

jk really hes smoking, which is bad too, and sez hes gonna look after helen

he goes to jims house and tells chick that jim is in jail and she worries something might happen to main guy cuz of this

main guy and chici wanna help jim overcome his evil and shes mareid to him and is loyal to him

as main guy returns, hes caught, beat up and thrown n a train while  k o ed

imagine if they sawed off his arms and legs and left him there wiggling his stumps?

the next day, is the trial and sherrif is asked if he ever saw a man get his thrftoat cut with a razor like what jims shaving with to keep him from talking

main guy wakes up on da  train llike in star fox 64 and climbs toi the head of it and has the drivers reverse the train as i guess you can drive it backwards

at trial the arresting officer and sherrif wont say it as he dont wanna wind up like the diana or charles other women and the case is dismissed

So main guy gets back and finds the trials over and sherrif is bummed he queered out

main guy sez they might not have convicted him anyway and blonde comes over and sez da towens gonna blow open

she offers something seductivly for the 50s and goes out

1 guy , wait its pipe, sez to blow the areasor something and the workers torch the camp like diane fossey in gorillas in the mist on the africa people

they blow places in town with dino might and bust the place and keep being not guilty

main guy sends word to get 12 jury memnbers and new railroad workers and the message guy dont send it as jim dont want it

i like how it goes black and unblack to change scenes like a silent movie

to prevent suspicin about the message not being returned, they blow the area by a railroad and cover the tranks in dirt to say its a landslide then cut the telegraph wire

da town guys talk to main guy about how he screwed up and now the town is worse and he otta rehire em

but main guy sez not to give in and wont so they are gonna call the general and save some time and have him cour martialed but then learn the diinoi might f'd the tracks and cut the wire

sherrif volunteers to go out to get help and its ok as long as he dont run into indians

1 goon is out there somehow ahead of him and j fk's him as he goes by

main guy talks to jim and gives him money for the room, but at night the sherrifs horse comes back with blood on it

they find sherrif and i think hes dead and main guy goes to casino bar and blonde tells him where the killer is, but not to kill him

she suggests having women serve on a jury now and to try that but main guy goes up, slugs out the bodybuard and confronts main guy and goon about attacking sherrif

goon sez "i didnt kill him" but main guy sez "how'd you know hes dead?"

goon pulls a gun and main guy caps him and arrests jim for ordering the hit

the men whine about women on juries but unlike judge jumangi, there have been good female judges ike Judge Amy

the court is asked to not use chick but they allow it and they are sworn in and photographed

thought you couldnt photograph juries in case someone they convict wants revenge

so the tiarl goes on and people give their terstamony and the jury goes to deliberate

hes found guilty and blonde was the main chick on there

later main guy tells blonde not to go down as theres people angry over the outcome and blame her for sending him to the sodomy house

she dont care and tells him off but then warms up to him and they smooch

later they are making gallows to put jimmy boy to sleep as he's not the queen and can ighnore the law and get away with assassinations

helen comes by da jail and makes out withjim but he tells her he was framed and guilts her intyo giving him a firearm

if only those were illegal, then no one would have em, like drugs or naecro p0rn0e

jim gets main guy at gunpoint later, makes him open the door, then clubs him out and goes to blonde place

he blames her for finding him guilty and not his own actions and caps her but she tells someone that jim broke outta jjail and shot her

they tell main guy and he gets a posse together to hunt the jim like michael myers in halloween 002

main guy confronts helen over giving jim the gun and she asks to let him go but main guy dont buy it and searches the house

jim prepartes to skip town on a work train and in the daylight, clubs out a worker and drivces off as telepgraph guy holds train guiys at gunppoint

but a telegraph comes in and he runs out and eyll that the slide is cleared and theres a passanger train fiill of people comming on that route

main guy hears and rides off on a horses a55 to outrun a train that left longer ago and doesnt get tired

well somehow he catches up as they feed the horse protocultyre and gets on dsa train

theres a gunfight with goon and he shoots the gun outta his hand but when he goes by, goon was faking being dad and fights him

he beats the guy off the train and goes on the final boos/.former  friend and grapples

after nearly being thrown out, he gets in and stops the trainbut the othe rtrain is comming

he puts then train in reverse even though it ashould take a while for momentum to stop and he gets the train going backwards as the other train stops and this one reverses

this feels like it could have been in a silent film

so he brings in jim who i think was executed and blonde is ok as its only 1 bullet and ahes in the 1800s like teddy roosevelt and now hes going back but gets the girl

the end

That was pretty good

good story and acting

The music is nice and the filming and pascing is good

good flow and no drag and iits got nice color and effects

Good action and the story surprised me

For Rails Into Laramie 2 I want the goon who fell off the train to team up with the wife of the jim and try to take out the main guy of the 1st movie, they get a buncha guys across the area who he p-ssed off to unite and aTTACK and he's gotta take em on, 1 at a time, in various brawls, untul he faces the goon who now has a metal hand from the damage it took from the gun being shotr outta it,m and the wife who's gotten into roids and is now all hulked out, Also its a 32/64 bit Fighting game on Sega Saturn, N64, PS1 and 3DO where you play as Main guy or his blonce woman who's also on roids and beefed out, and yuou fightr in a Story Mode against a series of matches againstr the enemies, or a Free M<ode where you platy as anyone and fight the others.