The Man From Beyond Review

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This is my review on The Man From Beyond from the distant future year (to Caklligula) of 1922 (100 yewars before Robotech 2 The Sentinels)

It stars Erich Weiss Aka Erich the prince of the air (Which is like the Bible thing abnou Powers and perimncipalitries being daemons) aka Herry Houdini who was into some dark arts things, Luis Alberni from Svewngali/The Mad Genius/The Ten Commandments, Nita Naldi from the 20s The Ten Commandments/the 20s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and the rest i never heard of and were from like the 1800s

I never saw this but heard HH did movies and looked it up and found this

its directed by Burton L. King who did nothing i saw

so after title and credits we getta Bible verse of how those in the graves will hear His voice and Resurrect

in the artic of the north people go around in dog sleds and 1 is francois dival whos a half breed like inuyahsa and a soldier of fortune

the polar expedition is lead by greg sinclair like greg snegodff and ian sinclair and is a science nerd and he cant go on as he's f'd out but duval sez those with em who stoped to rest froze

duval leaves greg to die in the ice and finds a ship frozen in the ice so he goes back for him

in the ship which looks ghostly and cool they find a man frozen in a block of ice who has a hateful look

1 gjy chops open a frozen door and its suval and looks around the ship for looot as nerd chex out the guy in the block of ice like a mario game with ice flowers

duval chops into a door and nerd is curious and looks aorund with duval and reads papers

a book from 1820 sez the boat is going under and to ditch it and it was left miles away from where it is now

duval chops at the frozewn guy and nerd reads a letter to a sister from the boat and theres a girl on the boat with her dad and the ship was blown off cource

duval brings tthe frozen guy he chopped out from the block into the ship and hes got a wounbd on him and they build a fire and take off his clothes

they rub him andhe opens eyes and it cuts to this boat at sea and a storm happens

a guy is arouund and meets a chick and then therews wind and rain and oh its a flashback and the chick wants someone to save her dad

this movie seems to be taking a long tme and itrsa only 15 mins in

so frozen guy gets in a fight ND gets hit in da head andthe guys ditch him and its back in the 1900s and he wants his girl

nerd thinks they brought him to a world he jas nothing in and frozen runs around in crotch rags in the snow and thet briing him back to da boat

to keep him from eating his gun, they donbt tell him the truth and say they'd help him find his woman

then its civilization and he takes a car to professor crawford stange(dr strange?!) whos nerds bro in law and ARE GONNA GATHER INFO B4 TELLLINg the world of it

at there, some guys neice felice , the same name as the fromzen guys gf, and dr treas=nt is gonna marry and theres a ceremony yhere

frozeno think the chick is his gf and talks to her but is pulled awayby like a half dozen guys

she sez she knows nothing of him and fronazo keeps comming for her AND SHE SEZ SHES NOT AFRAID AND IS OK WOITH HIM

he sez hes howard her gf, like howard from big bang therory who's actor supports evil and tried to be a magician and she dont know him

1 guy called the cops and the nut house and ftozano asks why shes marrying him? did she think he bbit it? and talks of the voyage

then we getta flashback with he goes to see the gf in the boat as her dad is sleeping by a chessboard and they make out

dad wakes up and he hides behind her back and he sleeps aghain and they probably b0ne in the REAL version

a sailor comes down and sees em and dad wakes up and ftrozeno goes upstairs

in da 1900s they give frozano a chance to speak and she is falling for him and fronazo sez how captain tried to humnilkiate himin front of gf by stringing him with a rope on his leg

he gets out and is caught by boat guys and sent below

so da cops come and nerd dont wanna interfere until the full story is told and says fronazo is his guest

so the cops take fronazooff and chick goes off to him and 1 guy vows to look after frozano after his relase

chick asks nerd where her dad is as nerd is her uncle and he sez dad turned back after hearing she was sick from treant

she sez she wasnt sick and her dad isnt here and suspects  trent but he sez to finish the wedding peach then search and tries troo mooch her but she dont consent

she wants to find dad and i think blacks out and is carried off and trent didnt expect nerd to return and asks duval wehere fronzao is from

chick sez to i think nerd that trent sed her dad was sick in da north and wanted her to come and as she cant go alone, she was gonna marry him

trent tries to turn duval to his side and sez he can help frozano if not for his mental issues

so so frozano is locked up and they tie him up and wrap him in sheets and run him through cold water that is sdaid to be not allowed today

so latert they go to check on him and hes broke outta huis bondage like f--kin rasputin b4 the brits and soviets iced him and escaped and chick comes by but hes out

we're only half thrpough? this is kinda dragging

so trent turns to marie lagrande whos successtful in things and needs her help as a last ressort

shes mad at him bringing devolved i mena devault i mean deval i mean duval and trent sez he needs to use him to find out ABOUT FDRONZO

she has a drink with him and praises him foir being strong even thoguhg hes french and thus evolutionarily challenged and wants to know of his brave things

next to the strange's home is trents place and hes away from the main people where he keeps animals in the basement for experimnents

is this gonna go fullmetal alchemist?

so later a guy climbs the wall of the house and to the window and its froneowho sees chick at her window

he comes in and she sez she went to the nut house to see him but he was gone

he explains he wiggles outta his bondage and we see it in fleshback anduses the sheets to make a rope to climb outthe window

we see a cool silhouette of him on a bridge with a light sky and him and the bridge being dark and its like german expressionism a bit

he gets down this railed off area on the sheets he took and climbs down and gets to a wondow, then goes down to ground leveland comes here after getting cleaned up

she asks what his gfs name was and he sez felice norcross and he last saw her in fal 180s, to him a year ago

she shows him the newspaper saying 1922 amd he realizes all hhe knew is gone and hes a stranger in a foreign land

hes bummed and she saez uncle sez hes froim the great beyond, not the mysterious beyond from the land before time sequels and sahe needs his help to find her dad

frozomo gets a semnse from beyond that he has to save her dad and i think theres a flashback of him fighting the sailor and being left on the boat

he sez howew he keeps dreaming of his gf asking to save her dad and something kept him back, but instinct sez he knows her and she sez if he loves her to help find her dad

he sez he does and he will andsmooches her and goews out te window

so she comes down and asks  uncle nerd about felice w/e frozmos gf was named and he sez its her great grandma's name was norcross and her sister felice was lost at sea

she asks if anyone who bit it can come back and he thnks if footage from lkuike 30 mins ago with em finding the fromo and how his soul sunk back into his corpse

he thinks of reincarnation and how souls who left b4 finishing something cvome back

what is this? the crow?!

so in trents lab the trenat calls and sez he has news of missing dad and to meet him at the lab

2 guys come and he has thei coats taken and marie takes their coats from trent handing em to her and then chick and uncle come in

the 2 guys were cops and its said that theuy think the dad prof strange was iced by froxxzo and his turning back wwas a lie

oh and frozmo was there and sez some guy knoewws prof strange dad wasnt weith em but they need more than his word

marie is cuddling duval and i think they b0ned and he comes out and sez frozmo iced him as there was not enuff food for all of them

he gives items from the body he claims he took froim the body and chcik sez they were her dads

frozone is charged with icing dr strange and he sez he never saw him and there is a conspirtacy against him

he's taken off and tells devual to tell the truth, which he does and sez he got the items from grande marie

well i ddint see this comming, normally they have the false witness hold out until its nearly too late and something big shockls him into it

so i think they arrwst devolved devalut and in da house i think the ttrent comes in2 chicks room and sez hes taking her to frozomo to help as per nerds orders

she dont buy it and waves in a driver and who comes up and calls for help as trent has caught her

driver and trent catch her and put her in a blanket and carry her to da car and hide her under the seat

there a maid in the house and she saw no thing and later 2 guys come to the house andf see a rat on the stairs

they find a pocket tripped from a shirt and iut has crawford stranged initals on it and find a hidden passage undere the stairs

the people under the stairs?!

btw this is a dark mruky hgouse and not much light so its rough to see whats what but it might bne intentional as it adds to the moiod and theme

in the hidden area they find a passage and find proffer strandge who was kept prisoner and tortured for a year by trtent

he has a pet rat and i think sent it out to help himand sez treat was hear 30 mins ago and wanted him to sign his property over to convert into money

he sez he gave him everything and trent sez he's gonna drug chick and make her marry him to get her share

they go off to save the chickand treant has her caught and is gonna inject her with his aids or w/e but forzone comes in and lets her go for no reason

she runs to frozone and frozomomofights ttrent and punches him in the ear but driver grabs trtrent i mean zrozen man and treant punches him

man the fighting is cr-ppy

she runs out and driver goes after her and trent and frosty fight and break through the cr-ppy woofd door and around trhe outside

then they are at a cliff that came outta nowhere and fight on it and nearly fall off and frozeno beats treant over the edge

trent seez chick and goes to save her from driver and evantuallty she gets off in a canue but thetres a f--king waterfall right over there

frozeno goes in da water and swims after her, but more slifes in the water

somehow he catches up to her despire her being in a boat made for water and him body moving and catches her canoe and holds it near the edge

is he spiderman?!

so the boat goes on to the edge and he fklip[s it as hes a caveman with sduperhuman powrrs and holds her as the boat goes over

he swims with her on his back as driver watches and gets her to a rock ad i thinkj shes bit itsomehow

he brings her back on land and she's alive and hugs him andf then we cut to him reading a book by the house and chick comes out and they read arthur conan doyle 

he thinks they loved each other in a past life and are meant for each other and  1 guy sez "the great teachers from zopproaster to Moses to Jesus who made ciilization possible taiught of immortal souls and reincarnation"

i'm pretty sure Moses and Jesus did NOT terach that

unless this is like one of those redefining things like saying David and Jonathanwere in love

See also Roy Mustang and Ed Elric in FMA, Rick Hunter and Roy Fokker in Robotech, and Jim and Jock in Huckleberry Finn

In other words: Non Canon!!

As for Batman and Robin: you never know when the comic guys retcon things

They did it to batwoman, wonder woman, one of the robins and supewrman jr

imagine Batman in the Batcave thinking: they're turning heroes, who's to knwo when i'm next! 9Behind him is the Joker about to hit him with something long and blurred out)

sop frozono sez their love is so good it will always be and we see the ghost of her great grand aunt come on her

they hug and hold each other

the end

That was pretty good

not the best i've seen and it takes a bit to get going, but its not bad

the editng could be better but iu think there were frames missing

its got things inspiring encino man and demolition man and captain america

i hear it was made to help patch up the relasationshup of arthur conan doyle and harry houdini after they f'd out ffrom doyle believuing in scams of fake psychics and jharry trying to explsain its fake

its like telling a guy wrestling isnt real

him; people get hurt!

me: they also get hurt in movies, plays, ballet,

him; have you ever beemn in a fight? have you ewver been in a smackdown??

bbut this was a good mystery film and i think thew whole "fish outrta water, unknowing of this new age" thing wasan't used as much as he had no reason to think its been so long asnd he went with it

it had some good twists and i didn'rt se most of em comming and it stands out from the pack with those

i only saw it as on brad meltzers decoded he mentioned houdini's films and i decided to look ewm up

glad i saw this one, it was different and had some good stuff

For The Man From Beyond 2 I want hhim to become something of a celeb with his actually living in the past and telling of how things really were, but the things he says dn't synchro with what the mainstream says and the media tries to have him wacked to cover their cover uyp, so he goes all ninja on em and finds a secrewt group trying to control things by handling what info is allowed from the past, and now he uses his 1700s/1800s skills to kick a55 and take em on in the roaring 20s! Its also an 8 bit platform game like Phantom 2040 on Game Gear but on Nes, gameboy, Sega Genesis I meaN gAME gEAR AND mAXTER sYSTEM, tg16, atari lynx and 780-0 wjere you go around woith jumping and fighting and solving traps and puzzles and take on the group trying to lead hmanity away from Ther Truth, in the end they fuse into aa huge flesh monster and you gotta use your ssecret ABILITY OF kI aTTACKS FROM fNGERS TO HIT ITS VITAL AREAS AND MAKE IT IMNPLODE AND F OFF CAPS lockl i hate you sodomizing my letters, go to a c0nd0m factory and get filled with used spurm!