Teen Wolf Review

 note; i spell non furry

YTTeen Wolf

This is my revierwe on Teen Wolf from the distant future year of 1985(the year lisa from robotech was born)

its directal by Rod Daniel who did Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House

it stars miuchaerl j fox from back to the future 01-03/Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey Mars Attacks!/Stewartn Little 01-03, James Hampton from The China Syndrome, Matt Adler from the day AFTER TOMORROW, Mark Arnold from blade runner 2049, the well done Mark Holton from pee wees big adventure/The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/A League of Their Own/Leprechaun 001/Seinfeld/Leprechaun Returns, Scott Paulin from the 80s/90s Captain America, and some 80s chicks i never heard of

i saw most of this b4 but didnt see it all but it got some 80s and 010s tv shoes and had plans for the horrid alyssia milano to be in it

so after logo and credits for a while, we get sweaty micahrl j fox shootin some b ball and his team f's out

when grappling for the ball he goes a bit daemon and the guy lets him have it, only to f up the shot

so in da showers this cool guy in shades wants money and trys tio scam guys form it

also fox has a long chest hair and goes to see da coach for help but coach has irs issues and dont care

he has issues with his body developing and dont wanna play anymore

nowadays he's wanna take hormone blockers whuich prevent bones from developing and they cripple out

coach sez his problems are piddly and his life is good as hes got a job with his dad

and then he transitions from mammal to avian and becomes micharl j c0cks!

or was tyhat his p00rn0 name?

so fox b--ches to a chick about him not wanting things to dyasytay thew same and wants to do something, also hes into a chick called pamela

better thn tht animal nazi pam anderson, someone otta giuve her a blended horse enema

so fox goes to his dads hardware store and hears somethingoh its a dog whistle and takes itfrom a kid blowing it

he's devolving! from man, to dog, to lizard, to frog, to frenchie!

later at school the pircnlepl throws him tape in the hall and then this blonde is doing a play reading

fox interrupts to try to hit on herand invite her to a thing but this alpha male comes in and smooches the blonde and they goo oof

so later he tells dad at dinner he wants to quit b ball and later his shades scammer homie wantys him too stick up a liquor store with a plastic gun in his pocket and pay for it so he cant say he wobbed it

he gopes in adnd asks but the owner wants ID but he goers daemon boice and the guy gives him it\

its gonna go urotsukidoji, he'ds gonna b0ne someone til they blow apart@!

so they drive around with a keg i assume they aint drinking, but thenm 1 guy is standing on a car as they drive to surfi usa

fox grows elf ears for a bit and freaks out but iut goes

man this guys a dumba55, 1 move and hes street grease!

so they go to a party and theres a stack of kegs of beer as, like drugs or guns, making it illegal doesnt stop people from gettin git

they play 80s party games where they hand out names and the teens gotta do stuff with the oname they got, whikch i assume in the real version is b0ning

this chick gets foix and thery go to da closet and make out but his claws poke her

after times up they come out and later, foc drives his dads van home an is kinda spazzy

then he goes to the bathroom and devolves into a sasquatch thing and dad wants to know what hes doing in there

imagine if in the real version he was j-rkin oiff and balsting the walls with foamy goo?

so he opens the door and dads a sasquatch too and he sez he was hoping he wouldnbt have to worry of this as it might skip a generation

so he goes to his room and dont wanna talk and the next day he sezx there was a full moon and he dont wanna be a werewolf as he thinks they eat people and stuff but dad sez thats onlu movies

herewul;f is a part of him but dont change what he has inside

so at school he sees the chick he offered to date who sez he missed it and chick he made out with is p-ssed at him for some reason

at class he hears of roomulas and remus who were fed by a wolf milk and at another class is a book by toim wol

so he goos up to the black boiard and his thumb is clawed and he sppazzes out and runs off  to the toilet

imagine in the real version he really had a b0ner and ran to j-rk off on the floor?

toilet 1 is outta order and toilet 2 had a guy in it writing on the mirror, probably a message to the guy hes gonna eat nexty

in the 3rd bathroom he uses the sink and porinciple wants to see his hands but its clean and he wants to know who is using a marker

so later scammer goes through his garage for something his bro has and when fox asks to tell him someithing, scammer asks if hes a faeg

so fox turns furry and can do it at will but somethines it comes out on its own\

also scammer is wearing a shirt saying "what are you looking at d=-=k nose?"

surpriuszed this wasnt centiored on comet

so chick he made out with is plauying b ball with fdox's dad which is normal for teen and teens rents to do and wins, but then dad does well afgter she leaves

chick talks with fuches about him being inot the blonde and how blonde has a manly bf

later its a b ball game and scammer and chick sit mirror of each other with legs crossed to show his important homies at school

in the game he devolevs, and everyone startes, but he scores a baskewt and wveryone cheers

thats nromal, they see a freakin sasquatch and are cool with it cuz he can play spoirts

then again, often celebs get away with b0ning things they souldnty, so this is less awful

is this where air bud got it from?

so they go to the uyice bar or w/e and have poizza nd blonde likes michael j furry now

then hesd a celeb at school in a montagebe being a werewulf in shacdes

this is like something from yugiho gx

so vice pricinle sez fox may be special but hes till the vive pricnlpel and fgox is cool with it

so teen wolf wins another gamne and has fans wanting autiographs and does wlel in class

at anothher game he is a ball hog and is letting it go to his head and sdcammer is selling teen wolf cr-p

also blonde wants to givbe fuchs a role in the play made for him

so in da play blonde plays a southern belle who begs not to burn her home buy yankee fox wiolf orders his men to

then blonde takes fox back and in in her undies  and seducing him and i think they b0ned

is that interspecies?

well, so is Goku/Chichi in DBZ or Max/Miriya in robotech

so they go gbowling and alpha male is there and dont like fox b00ning his gf asnd tells him off saying hes still a nerdf and his kind was blown out with alpha males shotgun

so wolf tajkes blonde back home and she serz shes still seeing alphamale and is going to da dance with hm

after a game, the other teams menbers is disgruntled with wulfewnstein stealing the wins and glory

scammer gets a big a55 van called then wolfmobile and drives around with fox on the roof playing air guitar like bill and tes and doing stunts like flips that ate TOTALLY not a stunt double

dad sees and later talks with wolf about not gopoing to work at the hardware store and car surfuing

so wolf sez a kot of guys hate him and dad sez once he got mad and wolfed out and scared off a guy after mrs wolf but regretted it as it changed things

so later chick wants to go to the dance with fox not wolf and he dont wanna, but they'd still dance even as a werewulf

then a saturday night life or live or fever thing of him getting ready for the dance and then at da dance its prtetty 80s or 50

alpha male sez to keep away from his woman and he dances with chiick to 80s mucic

everyone dances except cvice pricjicle and blonde/alpha male

so chuick i think b0nes teen wolf and wait, he turns back to human modfe for a 30 mis, thern they come back and i think they b0ned

alpha male slugs out fox and calls him a frerak for being with his bimbo and i got a phone call from some gaijin so i missed it but wikipedea sez he attacked him ina woilf frezy and leaves

vice pricnlpe, sez he wanted this for a long time and is gonna kick him out but wolfs dad comes obver and sez to leave him alone and makes wolf sounds

i think vice was the guy dad wolfed out on as a youth

so in da play rehearsal he dont do the wolf and goes off anbd later sez to his droogs he cant woldf out anymore

but the finals in b ball is in a few hours and if he plays as da wolfd he'd s-ck

so he goes there and they play withough the wolf and its an 80s montage and the main team does well out of noweree

so also the alpha male is on the otherr team, which i wonder about as i thought he was at this school

so in the last second with 1 point behind, aplha male knox down fox on sox and c0x and he gets 2 free throws

so to the surpirze of no one who watches 80s movies, he makes it and everyone cheers in slo mo

blonde goes to fox but he skips her as shes a sl-t and makes out with chickthen his thing gets the full fwulf power and extrends so fat it skerers her and pinsd her to the ceiling

jk

the end

pat peach? thom adcock? isd this a p0rn0?

but that was a good one

nice lite teen movve about findfing ur place and knowing who uyr real friends are

nice effects and story and music and the acting is well done

its got heart and holds up and tells its right

it was 12+ in soviet brazilk/norway and was pg in America as they ainb't candya555

For Teen Wolf 2 I want it to be later and fox is turning weird, soo he starts devoving more into an animal creature with a tail and muzzle and longer parts, also he starts notricing other dogs as atytrACTIOVE and fights his urges, its also a 32/64 bit Dating Simuylator on Sega Saturn, N64, PS1 and 3DO where you play as the wulf and have several girls, including various animals, that you date as you gradually devolve like with Jeff Goldbloom in The Fly