Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue Review

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Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue

this is my reviwe on Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue from the distant future year of 1990 (30 years before transformers super god masteforce)

Its a big crossovewr that aired on all 4 main natworks to help prevenbt kids getting into drugs

as a 90s kid i never saw this when it was on as i was like 3, but i did watch it later on youtube

its from the glory days of the 90s when kids shows were clean andcool and cartoons on saturday am were the thing

it startrs Jason Marsden from The Secret World of Alex Mack/The Secret World of Alex Mack/A Goofy Movie/Spirited Away/Fox's Peter Pan & the Pirates/Mighty Max/Batman: The Animated Serie/The Mask/The Mask/Extreme Ghostbusters/Histeria!/Batman Beyond/Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles/Static Shock/Justice League/The Fairly OddParents/Loonatics Unleashed/Transformers: Rescue Bots/ the 10sa ThunderCats/Ultimate Spider-Man/Beware the Batman/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., Paul Fusco from ALF, Ross Bagdasarian Jr.from Alvin and the chipmonks, Jeff Bergman from Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Jetsons: The Movie/Big Miracle/The Lego Movie/The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown!/Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders/Tiny Toon Adventures/Doug/Family Guy/Totally Spies!/The Looney Tunes Show/New Looney Tunes, Jim Cummings from Who Framed Roger Rabbit/FernGully: The Last Rainforest/Aladdin 1-3/The Lion King/The Pagemaster/The Pagemaster/Pocahontas/Balto/All Dogs Go to Heaven 2/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Anastasia/The Lion King II: Simba's Pride/The Road to El Dorado/Titan A.E./The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus/The Life & Adventures of Santa Clau/The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus/Wreck-It Ralph/The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/G1 Transformers/DuckTales/80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/TaleSpin/TaleSpin/Tiny Toon Adventures/The Pirates of Dark Water/The Pirates of Dark Water/Darkwing Duck/Batman: The Animated Series/The Addams Family/Goof Troop/Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Sat AM/Animaniacs/The Pink Panther/The Tick/Gargoyles/Gargoyles/the 90s Spider-Man/Spider-Man/yhe Mask/Spider-Man/Earthworm Jim/Freakazoid!/Superman: The Animated Series/Space Goofs/King of the Hill/CatDog/The Powerpuff Girls/The New Woody Woodpecker Show/The Book of Pooh/Disney's House of Mouse/The Simpsons/The Simpsons/The Spectacular Spider-Man/The Looney Tunes Show/Bump in the Night/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Dexters Lab/The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat/Teen titans(ew! Gay!) Townsend Coleman from the tick/TMNT/Fewrngully/Inspector Gadget/90s superman/Timon & Pumbaa/90s Spider-Man/Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series/Batman Beyond/The Batman/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H./Animaniacs/Danny Phantom/Earthgworm Jim/Dexters Lab/Fairly Odd Parents, Joey Dedio from Extreme Ghostbusters/Law & Order/Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Janice Karman fro Albin sand the Chuipmpnks, Danny Goldman from Robot Chicken/Mighty Max/The Smurfs/Yopung Frankenstwein/MASH, Frank Welker from pretty much everything, Aaron Lohr from the Mighty Ducks Movies/ Goofty Movie/Baywatch/Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates/The Wondr Yewarts/Blossom/Law & Order/Blue Bloods, Don Messick from The Andromeda Strain/ the 70s Charlotte's Web/Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July/The Last Unicorn/Jetsons: The Movie/Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation/The Flintstones/Yogi Bear/The Jetsons/Jonny Quest/The Banana Splits Adventure Hour/Scooby Doo/Tom and Jerry/Rudolph's Shiny New Year/The Smurfs/The Transformers/DuckTales/Tom and Jerry Kids/Tiny Toon Adventures/Bobby's World/Bonkers/Garfield and Friends/Freakazoid!/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. Lorenzo Music from Garfield/TaleSpin/Darkwing Duck/Rugrats/The Jetsons/The Real Ghostbusters, Laurie O'Brien from Dungeons & Dragons, George C. Scott from Inherit the Wind/The Rescuers Down Under/Patton/The Bible: In the Beginning.../Dr Strangelove, Russi Taylor from Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Jetsons: The Movie/DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp/The Rescuers Down Under/Babe/Fantasia 2000/The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown!/The Smurfs/Dungeons & Dragons/Muppet Babies/DuckTales/The Simpsons/Bonkers/Biker Mice from Mars/The Critic/A Flintstones Christmas Carol/Timon and Pumbaa/Quack Pack/Disney's House of Mouse/Teen Titans, and a few not on wikipedia

so it starts with a message of President Bush 1 and his woman saying to talk about drugs and booze and keep off em

then wee ghet this innocent home and littlew blonde girl in bed like a specilburg nmovie and a hand takes her piggy banm

the smurfs in the book notice and come out to aleart her, as alf and garfield are there

why does she have a framed picture of alf?

so alf sez "helf or i eat u" to fgartlcid and the chipmonks come out of a rewcord

hwr pooh bear doll has em use a kermit baby clock to wake her up and the toons hide as i guess this is toy story

and slimer is therte for no reason ands eats a clock that looks like fruit and the light shines on where her banmk was and she sees it

i assume thats the real slimer and this is canon to ghostbusters

so the toons, who are not a different sizew, go in tthe girls brothers room aand he busted the  bank and sister comes in and catches hgim with it and a box he hides under the bed

The toons are hiding there and see inside and simonb knows its chronic

sister trus to help brother but hes all f;d pout and has devolved eyes and walks ouyt

the toons decide to save him from his addiction and many of them go off to help him

at an arcade the teen uses chronic and this smoke daemon tells him evil like forget ur sister and her bank

also 1 of his homies offers him crack like he's biden jr

now i'm not the biggest fan of bush 1 or 2, but at least they knew drugs were bad!

with back door biden legalizing cheroniuc, its only a matter of tyime before cocainum is decriminalized

teen almost does crack but the cops come and the teens scatter and he runs as innocent people have much to fewar from the law

the smoke dssaemon leaves him and the cop comming is bugs bunny impersonating one

smoke mocks bugs formbeiung a toon and bugs seals him in a garbage can

bugs find ajoint and asdks why he started and ten sez he wanted to

bygs uises a coyotes time machine which looks like the technodrome

at home the dad knows theres some beers missing and mom asks  sister if her bro is ok and she sez no

pooh asks wehy dshe didnt tell and shes surprizd he can tock

she dont wanna tell as she dont want him in toreuble and blaming him and pooh sez if she dont teell he might get wortse

bugs showes a b/wthing of him 2 years ago when he was young and innocent and sees teens smoking chronic and trys it cuz they prtessured him as the said he was a candya55 if he didnt

reminds me of mike tyson how he didnt wanna be seen as weak for losing a boxing match, so he disqualified himself by biting off the other guys ears

now we dont think he's weak, we thinks hes devolved and borderloine cannibal

bugs sez; if everyone jumped off a cvliff, would tyou?

well, now we got base jumping

also thats the kinda logic people use to justify things today

its natural, animals doi it

like inbreeding and eating poop

teen sez the junkies are his friends and wont  steer him wrong, but bugs sez you gotta believe in urself

drugs make u feel good now but after a wehile, they ruin u

at home, sister tells dad shes worried of brother and he sez teens always are weird

with his droogs, 1 teen wants 10 4 for crack and teen dont think its good ,, but smoke daemon throws the wallet of teen and blondce junkie runs

teen runs after her and falls in the sewer and meets michaelangelo from ninjha turtlkes

so is this canon to who framed roger rabbit or thew chip and dale movie?

minmkey sez the drugs are devolving his brainand pulls a plug and the sewage drains to a roller coaster with the muppet babies and seeing the human brain to show the drugs devolve u

also as u get used to it, you need em toi function

btw chronic ages and devoil;ves the brain, which makes it function worse and impares your thinking ability

also the human brain doesnt finish developing until its in the mid 230s, so ir urt under 25 and doing drugs, its gonna f u up

teen realizes this is his brain thats spazzing out and he sees himself struggling to functuion on a sk8 board

trhe brain stratts falling apart and the muppets escape and teen wakes up in a field and the hewie dewie and lewie from ducktales are there

they sez to say no and song a song with the other toons to say no as smoke jdaemon offers em drugs

i had several guys trying to offer me drugs and i always said no and told him i dont do drugs, and got oiutta there

you never know what those drugged up animals might dfo

remember that guy they saidf was on bath salts who ate the hobos face and the cops shredded him with gunfire?

the tox screen said he only had chronic in his system

some people are vulnerable to psychotic breaks from the substances in the drug and it breaks them

not everyone, but some people smooke 40m years and never get lung cxancer

do you really wanna play russuian roulette with your sanity?

also as that guy was eating a mans face, it reminded me of how chumps attack people and eat off their faces/hands/parts

drugs causes devolutions!

btw, why wasnt there optimus prime or one of the transformers in here?

i mean yeah a 20 foot truck would be kinda weird to fit in, but it would work

maybe get the robotech guys in here like lisa talking about his cousin who OD'd after the war

they did that weird UN thing so they could do a drug add

so teen wakes up in bed and finds his drugs and sister comes in asking tio talk to the rents

he is b--chy and threatens her adn twqqists her arm but feels bad as she runs off

he reconsiders his drug use and alf brings him to a hall of mirrors to show him his devoilved look where hes all rotted

teen sez he can quit anytime he wants and shows him the man in charge whops tyhe smoke daemon

sister comes backa nd finds his drugs and smoke daemon trys to get ther to do the drugs

pooh sez dont but smokey throws im in the closet and looks in

in teens world,m he seez a roller coaster and amusement part like nightmare ciurcis but not as f'ds up and flys around through saws and the indsise of a monster as toons are around

after a buncha wridfd cr-p hes eventually winds up seeing his future where ddaffy isd a fortune teller

sister wants to do drugs to be friends with her brother again and teen sez him as a rotted zombie all spazzed out

the toons tell him hes good w/o drugs andhe comes out and sees his sister holding her drugs

he knox em out and tells her to never do it but she sez he does it and theres a word struggle between somke daemon and sister over  teens soul

he throws smoke thing out into the gfarbage truck and smokey vboes to be back

teen sez the thing will return a but now he has his rents to help him and pooh escapes a c[lostet and jimps inot the poster with all thewse liscences characters, whos ownbers i doubt wiould allow this poster to be made

then a soft innocent song of hoppe wuith cartoon voices

the end

tht was actually good

nreally quality animation, esp compared to today

grteat music

nice voices and a good message

its got heart and good style and is kindfa like beyound scared strtaight or iunterventiuon\

i liked it and it holds up

nowadays people mock it but after all the drug shows i've seen, its got more truth than most would admit

also pagan tribes used mind altering substances to allow wicked spirtits to accesss them and commune

llike how The bible says the unriughteous dont get the kingdom of Heaven, and 1 thing is called "sorcerreers" but the original word was Pharmacia, which means drugs

When President H W Bush went after Panama for its drug lords, they found at his place a lot of drugs and stuff fort black rituals!

When I was a 90s kid I saw  power rangers adds sayiong not to do drugs, whch helped me stay clean

same with liqour and smokes and b0ning

nowadays they try to make drugs look fun or coolm, but really, its deadly

for Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue 2 i want it to be about a new generation of kids getting into drugs and modern cartoons like steven universe or the netflix she ra say that chronic is good for you and opens your mind, but then the REAL cartoons come in and counter with facts about drugs, but the modern cartoons get offended and spazz out and call em racist, but the 80sm  and 90s cartoons dont care what the modern ones think and its a big epic battle between the past ones and modern ones, also its a 64 bit DS and PSP gamelike mario and sonic at the olympics where you play as either the modern casrtoon characters or good ones and face various mini games over the soul of the kids in the 20xx years.