Gunpoint Review

 note; i spell gunneriffic

Gunpoint

This is my review on Gunsmoke from the distant future year to paul revere of 1966 (60 years before transformers zone)

it stars audie murphy from The Red Badge of Courage/Ride Clear of Diablo/Destry/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Cast a Long Shadow/The Texican, Warren Stevens from Forbidden Planet/The Twilight Zone /Star Trek /M*A*S*H, Edgar Buchanan from Abilene Town/Shane/McLintock!/The Twilight Zone, Denver Pyle from Ride Clear of Diablo/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Maverick. Nick Dennis from A Streetcar Named Desire/East of Eden/Spartacus/Birdman of Alcatraz, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage/The Red Badge of Courage/the 50s Moby Dick/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/the 60s King of Kings/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Moon of the Wolf/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/The Dark Half, Morgan Woodward from Cool Hand Luke, William Bramley from the 60s star trek, Robert Pine from Empire of the Ants/Rover Dangerfield/Independence Day/California Dreams/batwatch/the west wing, John Hoyt from Julius Caesar/Blackboard Jungle/Spartacus/the 60s Spartacus/X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes/Flesh Gordon/Desperately Seeking Susan, Ford Rainey from the 80s Halloween 2 and some guys in cr-p i never saw

its directed by Earl Bellamy who did notjhing I saw

so after logo and creits and title in proper fullscreen and nice color, wee hear in the 8180s there was alwlessness ain soviet colorado and raiders and outlaws went on atttacks

holy f its mad max

so this bad dude named drago like from rocky 4 and 8 was reading malcontents to jack things and waste people

man hes like h-lls wind in violkence jack!

so the sherrif and deputy brought a shipment of money to his townand its audie murphy

they go to da train and deputy thinks its safe and when they get there, theres  abuncha zenttraedi thetre cjopping a tower

so audie jumps on da train and co pilot gets on da bacl

co pilot caps audie from behind and he falls off a moving train and the malcontents pull the water tower on the tracks

the train busts into it and stops which i thiunk the train would plow trhrough it and blows the train with dino mights

so the drago comes to a town and wants to hang out there as theres no law to asstop em and he wants to b0ne some chicks

so the town is f';d as they needed that money and cant get mroe and they got a mine to run and has no sherrif

co pilot is made new sherrif and the bank might have to close if they dont get the m,oney

then outta nowhere, audie comes in and sez he knows not what happended as o pilot sez he looked and didnt dinf him

also theres a guy who wants to buy something and is a suspect and they need a marshall to go into the near town and he might not make it in time

outside copilot meets a guy who he tipped off and sez he didnt do it for the money and the town is calling in a marshall to drago gotta get out

audie gets patched up and he has f'd eyes for a few days from the damage

theres a gunfireding and 2 guys are iced but 1 lasts long enuff to say "save da town for me" and he wanna go in w/o the sherrif i mean marshall

in the salloon is this blonde who sings a soft loving song and drago likes her

audie comes in and tells da salloon owner hes looking for a killer and even though hes not authorizd to qorek in this area, he gets permission from the owner as hes got firearms and men

audie likes da blonde and thery know each other

then drago grabs her at gun to her head and gets out as a hostage as they block the door with a wagon

audie gors after em and cop pilot is there and its a montage from acxross the wastelands

man we'rer half an hour in with adds, that felt like nothing

so they coime to a place full of bodiues and hear whistling and find thhe salloon guy playign solitare

he claims he was attacked by apache and was gonna look for drago but audie thinks hes doing drago to gaiun power of da town

also the blonde was gonna marry hnim and audfie dont buy it but wantys to help audie find drago

audie dont care for him and theres indians there ansd salloon sez he iced 4 scouts

they discuss what to do and dont stand a chance againsta ll those indians so this mexico gets a big a55 knife

the indians afttack and the Americans counter fire as the infiands dive out of the horses like its a pool

evantually the indians escape and tthe Ammericans move out after the drago even though some guys are banged up and wanna gi back

dragoi is going to indian countryt and a few guys queer out and run home but they were voolunteers and auduie is paid to do it

also co pilot is f'd in the leg and will still go-ill on-ill

salloon owner wants his blonde back and audie claims its only 4 money

they go and find draghos camp but its empty and they find a scarf of the bloinde

then blonde is on a horsew being chased on horsebacvk by indians and is wearing a different outfit than she was caught in, like gilligans islland ewith ginger

audie saves her and its revealed she was sent off to draw away the indians, as he didn't care if she was b0ned dead

audiee talks with her and she misses how he was nicer 8 years agho and left onn a cattle drive but didnt eturn

he sez thingsa went wrong and he looked for her but found she was a salloon singer and didnt like it

is she a h--ker?

so blonde and salloon guy are gonna go back but theres indiuans around so they go with audie and friends

If she were a bada55 like lillian gish, she could use her firearm to kick some candy a55

man we're an hour in, that felt like nothing

tthey come to this huge a55 rock thing and audie dont truist salloon ghuy and threy go up after drago

in da bur ning heartm, just a bout 2 burst

so chick is having issue as shes not as strong or fast as them and salloon owner has a moment with her

they stop then go on and copilot stsalls for a bit and freakin lifts of and throws a rock down like hes the hulk

audie dodges it but it busts anbother guy and audie knowes hes did it on purpose but coppilot denies it

they leave him there as theres nothing they can do, although people were tougher in the18000s like rasputin and he might be alive

the drahgo sends a stampede of horses WYLDE STALLLIONS after em and coipilt holds audie at gunmpoint

he sez he was jealous of audie being chosen over him and how he told xcrago of da train

audie kicks the gun outta hiusd hand as, like rob roy, he just stood there doing nothing

then the WYLDE STALLIONS come in and end him and afgyterits over, hes only got  a few marks instead of being mushed into meat

1 guy sez copilot saved his dad in da war and was his friend but was shredded by gunfire saving da war and  recoved for a year in the hospoitsal wehich f'd him up

audie doont tell the teen that copiolt was crooked

so they have no horses abd are only a few lkeft and walking the desert

they say a prayer and the Angelsd come down and smite the bad guys and the circimsized peoples skin grows baCk

jk really theyc come to a town of i mean camp by a water source and no ones there

the invid got em!

blonde sez its not dragos amp as she traveled with him but it seems suspect

thgey jack the things and ready a note to tell em whee to get paid but tthe ownerts come in and say their horses they caught got stampeded

1 guy; =u stampeded e to pleas=re ur self!

me; thats all kinds of fathish, and maybe brony

the hordsemen want 10 000 $ for the hordses that ran off and they arrest tthem

the horsemen who aare rednecks read the badge satying coloradso and 1 wants the chick to wear a dress

audie fights the tall redneck and audie kicks his a55

the salloon guy sez they can get 20 000 $ from theguys theyre chasing so head red neck dont cap audie

this is like shining force or lunar how they lose anbd get new party members

90 mins in, its got good pacing and holds interest

audie sez the mioney isnt his and sallooner sez the trednecks woulsdnt want his diamond buttons as its only shiny rocks to em

so its night but sytiull clear and bright and audie has HOT COFFEE with blkonde and she sez she spent 2 years wondering whjat she did wrong when he didnt return

he sez he was ashamed as he  jacked a bank and was on da run

this is where lawbreaking goes; harming the lives of the breakers and their loved ones

he turned himself in and the judge was mercufuil to him

sallooner wonders what blonde is saying with audie and rednecks play card ames

audie wenses sometjhing and suspects the rednecks

at night the camp is attacked by dragos men but audie and friends are upo in da rocks and j kfd em like harambe

good night filming, t looks cool

the teen got capped and we getta death scene as drago got away

teen sz he thought audie was too hard but he must be hard to beat em, and then, e dierd

hes gone into a coma! don't worry! he's gonna nbe ok!

the nextr day the 2 surviving rednecjks go off to berry the head guy and is ok witnaudie beating him up

blkonde reveals her bro is working for drago and is only acting out and this is da 1st and she wants to save him

audie wants to end the drago but salloon beats him out and goos oof with blonde to save her bro

in thjss wasteland ricky area in day the sallooner and blonde see a guard and someones comming

itsaa audie and the guard is goinnaharambe him but despite blonde wanting to help, sallooner dont and the guy fires on him

it misses and auvdsie goes on attack mode and blonde calls out to not do it

suddenly, my power went out for a sec and the tv had to rebvoot

when it came back the bro is firing on audie whos hiding and sneakjing around and audie sez to go to her and he wont end him

sallooner is gonna be snipered but audier warns hkm asnd hecounters him out

draghois on the run and audie goes after him in the rocks

drago pulls off his fake leg and fires a golden beam of ki and slices through audie's arm, but he counters and cjhops drGO IN HALF WITH A CHOP

WAIT THATS HOKUTO NO KEN 2

and f off caps ,ock, go get butt hammered dead by rednecks in the woods

so audie caps drago in the gun wjhich somehow ends him insdtantly instead of the hours to days it takes

sallooneris gonna ice audiefor the money and chick tries yto stop him but he throws her off

audies ewuyes are f;d and sloonerthrows a rock to mahim look off

they draw and fall and fire as they dive and auidie caPS HIM AS HES DBNGT GOKU SS4 

he returns to the chick and they walk across the wasteland thats not nucular and head home which will probably be an advenbture of its own

the end

oh and the guy/chick walking off is like tat chaplain movie modern times

that was cool

good flow and feel

doesnt drag

nice acting action and music

good twists and stoiry

audie is cool and bada55 and brave like a man should be

not one of those beta male soy boy candy a55 whale kissing dukakis hugging moon maidens

its a nivce movie and has good feels and i like the color and sopft warm musiuc

for gunpoint 02 i want them to find a village in the desert witn a huge castle made of quartz that has a kid lost in, audie goes in to save her and fights various cyrptids and monsters with his gun that never seems to run outta ammo. also its a 128 bit 3d action game like Castlevania legacy of Darkness on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, XboX aND PS2 WHERE YOU FIHT THROUGH THE MONSTERS AND UNLOCK DIFFERENT AREAS and f off caps lock, to to the camps and gulags!