Abraham Lincoln Review

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Abraham Lincoln

Thisa is my review on abraham lincon from the distant future year (to lincoin) of 1930 (90 years before Trtansformers Super Gods masterforce)

Its diurected by the robotech i meANB CIBNNEMA master D W Griffith who did Ameerica/Orphans of the Storm/Way Down East/Intolerance/The Birth of a Nation/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Judith of Bethulia and The Musketeers of Pig Alley, oh and A Corner in Wheat

It stars Walter Huston from Duel in the Sun/Dragon Seed/The North Star/Yankee Doodle Dandy/The Maltese Falcon/Rhodes of africa, Una Merkel from The Bast Whispers, Lucille La Verne from Orphans of the Storm/America, Otto Hoffman from Noah's Ark, Edgar Deering  from Scarlet Street/Samson and Delilah, Russell Simpson from the grapes of wrath/Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Kay Hammond from The Ten Commandments/The Greatest Story Ever Told, E. Alyn Warren from Outside the Law/The Unholy Three\The Trail of '98\Son of the Gods/The Hatchet Man\The Mask of Fu Manchu\The Devil-Doll\Gone With The Wind, Jason Robards 01 from Bedlam, Ian Keith fromn The Ten Commandments/ the 40s 3 musketeers/Two Ar ab ian Knights\Queen Christina\yjre 30s 3 munketeers, Frank Campeau from intiolenance\The Kidf/Marie Antoinette, Hobart Bosworth from Captain January, Henry B. Walthall from Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth Of A ation/The Scarlet Letter/Wings(ah gay!!!)/The Faslse Faces/The Devil-Doll, and a few 1800s dudes i neever heard of

I saw a few mins of this b4 but not the whole thing

Its based on the republican president who the media and elites hated but won rights for a group of people seen as sub human, even though the mainstream hated him for it

So like Trump

So after title and credits, its the diustant futrure year of 1809 and slaves are being brought over in boats after being caught and soldfd by other africans

4 guys have a driink to no sound and tthen in another cvity i think they chat with no audio to make it more muysterious

its a dark and grey thing that looks like a comic or 29s movie and is good

on feb 12 1809 this farmers woman is pooping out a kid and its longer than an arm and looks gross

the mom names it Abraham after the Bible Guy or the Dracula Guy

later hes working as a clerk in neew salem and is smart and humble and peqceful

this guyt called armstrong is might gon beat abes skinny a55 but abey stays cool

like the Hokuto Shin Ken sayinmg: Violent water facing violent water desyroys bith, but violent water in calm water is absorbed

so armstrong bring hinm out for a fight and its mostly grapples aand throws

abe lincon wwf?! He IS Trump!

abe saez hes the big buck in this lick and dares em to face him but armstrong sez hold off and abe is one of them now

if this were the 80s, he';d be in a biker gang across the nuculkar wastelands

they ggetta drink of corn liquor and abe  drinks from the barrel as i guess hes jesse the body ventura

1 guy sez he lifts 500lbs and lincon dont drink as hes goit one more thing in common with The Donald

later hes splitting logs with a spike and hammer as his gf reads him a law book and lincon flirts with her and almost smoovches but his boss comers by and sez he's paid 40 cents a day to work,, not b0ne

oh its his uncle and lincon is splitting rails and needs to make more but can do it anbd hsi gf falls off the log pile on her a55

they asay if the other bit it theyd not wanna live and laugh it off

latwer lincon wants toi marry her and has 3 stores that went under liker Trump going bankrupt and recovering and she finds his face attractive as i guess she had an ugly fetish

no offense, but you gotta admit, he looked a bit devolved

so she agrees to marry him and the camera moves off and i think they b0-ned

so then theres a sad moment of her biting it and abe seeing her 1 last time

I saw the ep of In Search Of History about linconb and he had a sad life

kinda like Sir John A MacDonald of now soviet canada

so lincon is all f'd out over his gf biting it and they took his pocket knife in case he wants to seppuku

so hes kindfa spazzd out and hears singing and goes off to the grave and it looks like a good silent film and he hugs it

so i think he recovers and ttheres a wordless exchange ewith lincon on a big black horse like Raoh in Hokuto no Kem meetinga guy in a horce and cart

later marry todd is planning on marryuing steven a douglas, who might be relaterd to michael douglas, but not the fake one who's kirk douglas's son, the tim burton batman one who goes by michael keaton as the fake douglas stoole his name and the film actorsa guild wouldnt let real douyglas use it

so mary might want lincon ANd goes tio a dance with both there but dances with douyglas as lincon watches

but not like dbz p0ern0 where 18 is b0ned by a big gross guy like bacterian and krillinb watches

linxon comes in andf meets todd and she likes him as i guess he's got a stove pipe d0ng fropm being 9'6 or 6'9 or w/er

so he dances with her and later gets his stove pipe hat and hes marrying the maRY BUT IS FREAKED OUT BY HER AS SHE THINKS HE CAN BE PRESIDENT and he dont wanna let her a55 dowm

so lincon is late and nervous and still misses his 1st gf ann w/o an e

is this like robotech with lisa missing karl?

so hhes not there and they think he ran away and the weeding is f;d

then itsd 2 years later like pokemon black amnd white 02 and lincon coimes, wait, i think they were dating 2 years and recnsile

so then theres people with toarches and signs fopr douglas or lincon and gotta choose who goes to senate

at da debate, doglass dont wanna open the issue on slave owners rights as the supreme court settled the issue and decided for us

but lincon is antio slave owners rights and wont let the states suceseed as a house divided against itself falls

although to be fair, when Amerivca was founded, it wasa from 13 colonies breaking off from england and their empire

so isn't it ironic that lioncon went against the south wanting to do that?

like how people say that about America fighting the viet kong as both were rebellions

so i think lincon lost and later thinks he'd f;'d it all up bvuta guy namned mr fell comes in and wants him to be the Republican Camndidate for Prez

after john brown went on gee haad, the nations on edge and soviet new york wants to quit the union and lincon dont want that

lincon jr comes in and sez its dinner time AND takes a brerak for dinner to meet later.

So then the people are complaining that john brown took over an armory and gave guns to slaves, which is fitting as democrats wanna take guns from people

1 indentured servent threw away his gun and ran as he don'tt like freedom, like people who like all the gov and union limits, and told the people, kinda like flasgging things online you dont like

so the people are gonna get their guns to defend themselvers like  Mr Zimmerman or Mr Rittenhaus as they dont wanbna be murdered like with nat turner or o j simpson

John Wilkes Booth, A Democrat Actor, vows to cap any Abilitionist whoi ciomes in his town, Totally not like the Film Actors Gio.d members hatting on Trump and wabnting people blacklisted for not supporting the chopping up of the Unborn

then lincoon and wife move into a new place and shes b--chinbg about howe cr-ppy it is and how rert-rerd the servants are

then fort sumter is attacked and the staff wanna gie in top the confederates despite lincon as prez

oh hes prez now, i thought hisas woman writing president a lincon was a fun thing

lincon dont wanna relieve it and hopes it wont cuase a civil war but weait i think, yeah its form his officer saying dont do it, but lincon does it

then 4 30 am april 12 1861, the south fights the unioniites at fort sumter and UNlike Trumpm, Lincon started a war

so lincon needs 75 000 lvolunteers tom fight the americans ofd the south and signs something

so then we see soldiers marching and people cheering as they go to ice their felleow Americans, as the same happens in the south with Confederates

like lincon, i too like the Confederate Anthem Dixie, its a nice soung with goodf feels

so the people need a win and are bummed and lincon tells a story of a man making a boat to cross a river and got impatiuoant and drowned so he dont wanna rush into anything

like sonic 06 or cyberpunk 2077 not taking the time to finish the game right, but Sonic Mania DID and was GOOD!!

so people tleegraph and get orders and messages and some weanna tell the prez good news that they won

oh ands its the unions and if lincon captures richmond now they can end this war and lincxon will be the best president until 2017

he wants to have the telegra,m and show it to mrs lincon and wants to be called lincon instead of mr prez or lncin

to quote beast wars, they got it all sewed up, but megatrons gonna rip it wide open as lincon comes in and hears they got f'd

so the reserves and 5000 have gathered and the washington miught egt f'd by the south and the presidents men want him out but he chooses to stay and run things himself

kinda like George W ashington taking on the britmos or Trump taking on the commies and purvoes

so this soldfdoer is gonna be ecxecuted and lincon comes in and finds he was a desserter but linkon asks him about ity and the teen sez after trying to take a stone wall and and he saw his boyhood chum iced and had an autism attack and freaked out

lincon sez theres too much killing and sez The  Lord gave this guy timid legs and pardons him as its not his fault

like Trump and tiger king

so latyer the people are disgruntled by the slaughter all the way in soviet new york and candya55 new england and the people want him to let the south go

lincon is binmmed and lincon jr dont weanna go to bed as he wants to be with his daddy and as dads the prez, if he sez jr can stay up, moms overturned

is this like biden jr and his deviancy?

so lincon sez  jr is the only one who thinks he otta rule and sends him to bed

lincons men see it and lincon sez he feels for the country and wants peace that is kept by keeping the union together

so then we see slaves  working on as boat and pilling ropes and singing of weanting freedom like the canadians under adnya66 trudeau

so linxcon does the enamcipation proclamation which iss the gov taking away the right to own slaves in certain states, which is like with Trump helping Then Unborn, But there's more Unborn than indentured servants and EVERYone was Unborn at one point while most were not slaves, so Trump did it better

so later l9ncon hears thgeres 600 000 guys after him in the north and hundreds of thousdands ready to tryu to overthrow him, even from his home state of illinois, like how the commies wanted Trump out as they claimed he was bad or unfit, even though they lket backdoor biden get away with far worse

so he talks with his woman about how hes worried and cant sleep and she sez they had it bettter in springfield

she gets him his slippers and he thinks grant will win dfa war

spoiler; grant trtied to kick the jews out of the area as he feared theyd sell to the south and lincon stopped him

so lincon meets grant who smokes a lot and asks him to be the highest commant the prez can give and they hasnt had 1 since washington

lieutenant general grant is ordered to win the warand he sez he will do his best like kopmoe from eiken

lincon knows the Right Honorable Robvert E Lee is underestimated and he wants to clkunter with grant whos underused and he'd keep all the people against him from opposing grant

lincons woman comes in and dont like the smoke and leaves and he thinks of starting smoking

lincon wants to win the war to save the south like how bush went on all thoise wars or w/e

so latyer hes with general stanton who mgiht be maxfield and they need sheridan, maybe not kelly is on a mission that might f up grants eins

lincon has visions of ships with White sails when something gonna go goodf andf he has it now

so later these unionityes are having coffee and 1 hears cannonfire and looks like hitler a bit and they hsendsse it from the ground

they go to aid grant and i think it was sheridan and sheridans army is beat as sheridan was away

thinks look f;d and hes gonna ditch richmond and sheridans trops on horses race to the fight with a smoke coverered battlefield like Birth of a Nation and people running around

look he usaaed the same anghle as the klan riding in from that too of sheridan comming

so sheridan and friends come in and has the retreating army advance and wins the battle

lincon hears and how they caught many prisoners and hopes for more prisoners from now on

so people are riuding on horses and in night asnd i think its southerners and its The right Honorable Robert E Lee who is gonna surrender

Lee goes to bed and the Confederates catch a spy and have an order to execute him

marshall signes it and lee finds out and sez thhey cap spues to protect armies and the army is almost over so dont end him

why are they talking slow and standing therte?!~ the man is gonna be wacked!

so marshall goes off and lee breaks down on his bed

lincon ad grant are in a room and hard drinking grant sez the Confederate Americasn can only last a few days more and the evil general sherman is crushing em, which means hes torching their homes and looting their property

like the self hating whites in protests when a junkie bites it and they blame the Good guys

so linkon is glad to have the countrey back and 1 guy wants  all Confederate propertu confiscated and the dissenters executed like its china

but lincon dont want em robbed and executed for being like Geoerge Washington and is willing to let The Right Honorable Jefferson Davis escape

meanwhile, Democrat Actor John Wilkes Booth is p-ssed at Lincon for giving rights to those the left sees as sub human, messing with the courts, being against the press, and he fears he'd make himself an unelected tyrank king for life and continue the "damage" he's done forever

TOTALLY not like tyhe colbert show guy Soviet steve and the majority of the film actors guild

so he plans on wacking lincon and later lincon is at dinner and was reelected and keeps takionmg his feet outta shoes

lincon sez the prohibitionists called to whine about grants boozing so he sez if he knew what brand he drank, he'd give it to all his soldiiers

they plan on going on a world tour like rampage after the next 4 years

like a cop movie where he's got 2 days til retirement and and the he's going to go on a cruise with his wife after catching mendoza

and john wilkes booth is teaming up with guys to liquidate lincon loud and b0ne all his sisters as a harem and thinks about cassiuuous using a dagger in that play, i think julious caesar but guns are safer

on april 014 01865, lincon goes to se a playn and this is like in Birth Od Na Nation and gives a speech of forgivemness and good gov and healing

his woman is proud of him and johnny parks huis horse and goes uop tyhe stairs and sneaks around and from offscreen eventually caps lincon

totally not like the guy on the grassy gnoll, then jumps to the floor from the balcony and yelsls, sic semper tyranus and runs off

so lincons woman is f';d out and then we see a darkwoods in miniature and a log cabin then the lincon memoriall which might be a mniature but i;m not sure

they play Glory Glory Hallelujah and show a saintly glow behind the stature

the end

that was quite good and told a nice life story

showing how a regilar guy with an f'd up life made a difference

every lifre can matter if given a chance

you never know where it will lead

good acting and direction and writing

nice olde timewy style and nice lingering silent film style remnants

plus its public domain and can be seen by anyone as it wasn't renewed for copyright after around 20 years

it doesnt make the north or south look bad, but showws both sides doing what they did

Griffith does it again and tells History in a grande way

glad i saw this one, it holds up werll and shows things we the people were unaware up before

plus it has a LOT of rhyme with modern day things like the Unbornn and Trump

For Abraham Lincoln 2 I want it to be about the adventures of Joghn Wilkes Booth as he escapes the unionites and they ice the wrong guy and say its huim, then he goes on some mystic adventure through the war ruined south and makesd friends with various peopel and a sasquatch and they go around from town to town helping people oppressed by the unionites. Its also a 16 bit Jrpg like Legend of Wukong or Journety to the West on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and TG16 where yhuoum play as Jjjon Wilkes Booth and fight american cryptids and cannibals and unionites who eat people and bandits and wildf anaimals and the game boss is a thunderbird thats a long reptilial creature with leather wings and as crocodile head and daemon magic and instead of magic, Booth has gone Catholic and uses Rebuking to fight daemons.