Wednesday, September 7, 2022

The Violent Men Review

 Note: nI Spell like Violence Jacjk

The Vio;ent Men

This is my review on The Violent Men from the distaNT FUTURE YEAR (tO pAUL rEVERE) OF 1955(50 YEARS BEFORE THE tRANSFORMEWRS mOVIE)

its diurectal by Rudolph Mate who diud nothing I've seen

It stars Glenn Ford from the 70s Superman, da 60s Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Blackboard Jungle, Barbara Stanwyck friom Double Indemnity/the 30s Annie Oakley, Edward G. Robinson from The Hatchet Man/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Double Indemnity/Scarlet  Street/Krey Largo/The Ten Commandments/Soylent Green, Brian Keith from The Wind and the Lion/Ther 90s Spiderman/Touched By An Angel/Duckman, Warner Anderson from Santa Fe/Blackboard Jungle, Basil Ruysdael from Blackboard Jungler, Richard Jaeckel from The Dirty Dozen/The Green Slime/Chisum/Airplane II: The Sequel, Jack Kelly from Cult of the Cobra/Forbidden Planet/ the 60sd Batman/the 70s The Incredible Hulk, Willis Bouchey from How the West Was Won/Panic in Year Zero!/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The 50ss A Star Is Born/THEM!From Here to Eternity, Harry Shannon from Touch of Evil/Rails Into Laramie/The Jackie Robinson Story/Citizen Kane, and some guys from the 30s i never heard of

I never saw this but its based on a book by Donald Hamilton that i never heard of nor read

So its in widescreen and nice color  and creewdits that scroll up, then fade on and off as guys ride forses across the wastelands

then theyre in a town and wait its 1 guy hes sherrif

the riuders come in and nearly run over sherrif abnd get offf, only to watch him walk off

1 rider talks to a mnercichivck about a guy coming in she wants tyo see'

sherrif goes in for a check up and dr tALKS OF HIM BEING ON A HONEYMOON SOON

he survived a confederate bullet through him sanddr talks of the  lust for land driving guys to twist others into selling their land

hes got good health and is going off in the east to marry a girl and is gonna sell his ranch  as he don;'t wanna ranch forever and dont fit in and was there to recover health

after going out, the riders beat up a guy for aying wilkerson sytole his land as he got a cr=ppy price for it and wait, sherrif and non rqancher are 2 different guys

sherruuf takes a gun from the riders and as he walks off, is shot in da back

the deputee comes by and asks "who saw wghat happened" and everuyones afraid to tallk

is thiis where hokuto no ken got it from?

so the guys et away with it anbd main guy is disagruntlerd by it and wants to do something

he notices something is up about small ranchers beuing forced out and a new gunman joining the bad guys and south ranchers starting to get it

thery suspect wilkerson of something and main guy don't wanna sell to him even though hes the only guy who can afford a fair price

is this a thing on disney?

So main guy goes off and hus gf comes by and they have a bit of romance talk and smooch

in the real versuiion they were b0ning

shes worried he might get iced if he satays and ays to fold and sell out to wilkerson as she  d0nt want him executed

this other guy tries to get  her to be his woman butshe dont consent and storms off

Is this like inHokuto No Ken with Shin and Yuria/Julia?

later main guy gets some guys together to tell em hes moving and selling and  oh its his workers, and hes selling to wilkerson

he tells em not to try anything stoopid and get iced and he'ss not the number one blader i mean rancher but no one got hurt under him

2 guys come by and say they dont want him to sell to wilkerson and they helped him when he came here wounded from war

1 irish sez wilkerson had his son beat dead and he will fight til he ort wilkerson are in h e douyble soviet canada

main guy dion't carry a gun and then we see him riding around the hills and back to his cattle

theres anchor logos for anchorige the wilkonsen company   and it looks like the hammer and sickle the commies and hollywood like

main guy goes to anchor place and talks with blonde chick who is mocking of him being different

shes wilkonsens daughter and has a bit of nice to him annd is probably gopnna marry and b0ne him

he goes in and chats with wiklerson mom and crippled edward g robinsion and his son come downn

edward gein robinson is wilkerson and they argie about how wilkerson had guys iced but he denies it

main guy sez he wants a fair price and might stay son suggests main guys men might need to fight

ed wilkerson goes on abouit how he worked hard and everyones against him

12 years ago he was in a gunfight abd got crippled and  now needs crutches and wants main guy to sell it to him for 15 000

its not enough fior a down payment and they say its a good price to keep from fighting and main guy leaves

b4 he goes he jamns his finger in wilkersions eye and pulls it out, beefgore aying "the other one is next if you try that again" then eats it

jk really wife sez he shouldnt ask so low butwilkoreson sez its part of his strategy

daughter isnt doing happy as shes got no friends and her place s=--cked so mom wants to send her to finishing school

imagine if the chick from titanic was thee aand comparedv it to slavery?

wife talks with son about where he was and thinks hes with the mexicxo and dont like it as shes racist as itys the 1800s and everyones racist insatead of today when pretending they aint

wait then thety make out? i thought that was the mom and hes the son

she hates wolkerson for bwing a c=ck sucker and likes this guy whos called cole like the wqilsdforce ranger and i guess notr her son

oh hes who mexico wanted t see b4

blonde sees soimething in the window AND COMES in and mom comes down talklimng of her behavipr but blonde knows wife is cheeting on her husband

i heard my dads say cole is wilkersons brother

main guy talks wirh a guy i think deputee about how hes gonna complsin but will take the 15000 offer and dont wanna fight

a guy rides in saying anchor riderts ate heading for a guys property

we see the ridfders whip a guy working for maIN GUY after saying thisd is anchor turf and as he rins, they rope and drag hium, then tie him up and cap him

in the real version they preobablky had him drawn and quartered

they b00k it as the main guy and friends arrive and capped guy tells em this was to make main guy make uphis miond, then bites it after saying the name of the guy who iced him

were like an hour in with adds, that felt like nothing

so main guy and his chums tell thje authorities and the head sherrif sez ther killers homies say the killer was at the bar all day and they dpont got the evidence to convict and infers they got no chance to convixct as they domnt like strangers ort gaijin

alsoof someone tries to lynch the killer, they'd arrest em, and the men wanna run in for revenge but main guy sez, its a trap and they wanna get em iced legally, so if they want revenge, plan and choose a better battlefield

main guy goesd out and his men follow and sherrif goes inso main giuy goews backand in da baras a guy has a gun on him

he asksd where killer is and talks to him and gunman pulls off

they have a drinbk which both Gokub and Power Rangers say noand he has a 2nd against drs oerders as killer makes him

he tyells killer about his men wantyng revenge and asks him to stand triakl, sdo killer pullsa gunand firtes but main guy catches his arm and avoids it, then caps killer witjh his right hand

both hands working to ice people by surprise? Is this where death note got it?

da next dae main guy comes to anchorranch and talks with blonbde and givres killers gun to wilkerson and tells him his hired gun is iced

also hes not going to sell and will stand and fight buty would prefwer peace but if pushed, wilkonsaon will regret it

wilkerson sez tio da cole he sed to not ice anyoner and cole sez they needed to and wife sez she brouyyght cole back for a rteason anddid it so wilkerson would have peace

wilkerson sez to get main guy outta a valley aND MAIN GUY GOES HOME AND FINDS HIS WOMAN NOT PLEASED HE DISDNT KEEP HIS PROMICE not to fight

f off capsd lock, you canbdy a55 aids spill

the dad of the guy who got capped comes by andmain guy gies him the gun capped guy and but dad lets main guy keep it but if he needs fighters, he has a few sons left

gfg dumps him and runs out as shes not played by a big star and only starts go with stars in tyhese filmes

so main guy goes to a rocky area like in Power Rangers and the film is tinted toi look like its not bright daylight and he's split his men and not on his base rabnch

the ridders run aroubd da ranche on horsesand torch it and as mmain guy knew they'd burn it, he plans to take em on as they go off claimng they were nmight riders

eventually the riders ciomeby the star treck rocky area and through the canyon annd waooh theres a lotta guys

they go by the 21st grouo and the 2bnd group caps em as they get close and the survivors run but are cappped as they run back where they came

the few survivors gewt back andwilkerson is amazed mAIN GUY  sacrificed his farm to ice the guys

although wood can be rebuilt but those guys are burning with elizabeth 01 in dantes inferno for their evil

mom suggests getting back cole and blonde tells mom off fior b0ning her uncle and dad yells at her when she almost tells wilkersonhis wife is b0ning his brother

today on springer

blonde storms off and ed gein robinson thinks things are getting f'd like whern he forced his way in years ago

wife tells him to not give up and twists him into doing w/e he must to get the valley for her

so blonde rides off as i figured she'd get with main guy as shes a big actress and clashed woith main guy so they'd fall in love and have 400 babies

she meets main guy in the rocky hills and offers to pay him a fair price for his land

then how her dad wilkerson is some bittle cripple like bruce in batyyman beyond and its cole who ordered it

also she wants to prevent the killing form coming back and has ptsd of her dads machine gunned legs getting bullets dug outta em

cole is gonna skip town as he thinks wiklerson is gonna send him off and doesnt care for wifer as she chose wilkerson as he had a ranche

he sez "if u li=ove me prove it! ditch ur fam and come to dallas with me" but ashe is hestiant and cole goes off to be with ythe gf who diteched main guy

so the riders start a stampede and its still night but really day and tinted and wife returns to wilkerson and a guy sez main guy started a stamnpede as i guess i mislooked

so as the horses and cattle spaszz out, main guys men go to wilkersons place and torch it, as what goes around comes around

a f==kin burning cart busts in the house and as wilkerson and wife try to escape he drops hi crutches and she thtows em in the fire to end him

what a b--ch, hiome those mexicans b0ne her dead

so wilkerson crawels out like lon chaney on west of zanzibar and wife drives off in a cart as da ranch burns

cole is with his mexico gf and wifdre comes in saying wilkersons in h e double soviet california but wopnt say she ended him

blonde comes home and finds it bruend and finds wilkenson crawling like the wom he is and she goes to him

she takes a knife and cuts open his chirt, then begins cutting letters into him to use pagan magic to heal him

jk really she gives him water and he lies about wife not being there but she dont buy it

she offers to bring him to get help but he sez no cuz wife with with cole there

i like how the main bad guy is a woman, kinda like robotech ii the sentinels had edwards being the main bad guy but was wioth the group from the start

you dont expect it

also this is like 96 mins but on git they add nearly an hour of adds

so wife and cole try to get sherrif to take out the main guy and his chums but she lies about being a witness and its hard to talk of, so sherrif sez he'd string em up

she sez the territory will be a state and offers him a power for helping her

is this where the room got it from? the evil blonde who manipulates?

so sherrif gets the people to seputize against main guy for icing wilkerson and pays em 100 $ to ice anyone against the gov and wife offers 1000$ for the guy who brings in main guy

mexico gf triues to stop cole but cole shoves her down head 1t and weife watches and smiles

mexico gf comes to beg for letting her have cole as she loves him and wife offers her money to go away

mnexico wont be bought and walks off and the deputized guys go around toreching places in effort to stop anyone the gov sez is against em

kinda like how clin tin did da tow wurs so they couyld go after hussein and his gold thing

blonde and wilkersopn is caught in a room by main guy as captives but wilkerson sez cole and wife want him iced too

the deputees are comming and iced guys dad wants to fight for his land but main guys ez he needs him and his men and dont want em iced fighting

so cole is torching the valley with his deptuees and capping any one there as no survivors means no witnesses and the main guys dudes spread woth to get out

wife returns to anbchorage and she sez they are gonna ice anyone against em and have the area to themselves

later main guyis gonna stand and fight and bblonde wants em to not fight or kill as shes a woman who doesnt get that if u dont stand up you;ll be an indentured servant

after b--ching out she crys and hugs dad and they decide to go after cole with main guy

they ride in to town and wilkenson is alive and crippled and sherrif sez he was told main guy iced him

wilkerson tells em no more klilling like hercule and buu and get off my land as its anchoridge

main guy goes to face the cole and they fire on each other and cole goes back to h e doubel england

wife sees wiknelson and runs as she didnt enxpect him to be alive

wilkenson sez; i couldnt sleep in h-ll while you rome the living, them grabs her and pulls her underground as they scream/laugh

jk really she runs and mexico chick caps her and runs off

so later wilkenson hires main guuy as his head buy and main guy goes with blonde as she's the bigger star and his past gf wasdsnt

they riide off and we get a pan across a grassland with these  2 word  on it like a 50s movie

the end

that was pretty good

i knoew they wouldnt have a guy end the wife as its "offensaife" for guys to give it to chicks

no matter hoiw much they deserve it

good acting and style and filming and music

nice action and good writing

its got good twists where the guy we were told was the bad guy wasn't so bad and the woman was evil

it wasnt as violent as the title would imply but i thoguht it holds up well

it has good pacing and flow and dont drag and it goes by at a good pace

nice twists and a bit of darkness pplus the main guy was a winnwer who's cool and smart

For The Violent Men 2 I want it to follow the mexican chick who capped the  wife in the 1st movie to be on the run and find a dimensional rift in the deserty that leads her to a realm of faeries and yokai and she has to escape b4 they notice shes there. Also its a 32/64 bit 2D game on Sega Saturn, N64 and Platystation where you use traps and items and gears and levers and things like that Doug TenNapel game with the ClayMation

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