Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000 Review

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Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000

This Is My Review on Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000 from the distant future year (to julkes verne) of 1999(The year some stuff happened in Robotech)

its a direct to video adventure of the rat from that pizza place i never went to

its by the funimation guys before they went sour and got all woke and b--chy and cruel

it stars the guys from the 90s dub of dbz after Saban left and they had to hire the nobodies from Texas to immitate the REAL Voices as they couldn't afford it

Sadly, this was the best funimation could go, They kinda f'd uip GT as the Blue Water Dub actually kepot things as it should be without the p0rn0 music and cutting 1/3rd the show

they f';d up kai which was already bad for being widescreen, cutting the cool parts, the blood, the violence, and havcing the 40s sounding kapanese music after the  muscistn was caught plagerizing

They didn't do 80s Dragon Ball well as the Blue Water Dub had better voices and writing

and super is cr-p no matter what

At least they did FMA right, but that was a bout it

Oh and the cool 90s DBZ with the cjheesey lines and awesome bruce falconer musaic isn't dont anymore as they remastered it and made it s-ck

the guy who did the main mouse is Duncan Brannan who is a Minister, but as funimation hates Christians, I'm not sure if he's safe

Huh, Gen Fukunaga did work for Rick Santorum before stepping down in 019 and them going on gee haad on Vic

so it starts with a title weith cheesy 90s cg then chuck e cheeze footage of wait, its just an italiano wait, it is chuck e cheese and these suit actors come in to meet this italiano for a meeting

this kid named charlie, aka chuckie aka chuck has an issue as he needs money

also thats quite a super italiano looking italianio, is this racist or are italianoes white?

so chuckie needs 50 000 diollers in 90s music i mean money as his aunts tractor f'd out

fun connection; In the manga its said Chichi has a hick accent and her fave vehicle is a Tractor, plus that whole "Princess of Fire Mountain" and the Ox King looking sorta Country and Goku being a farmer makes it seem like she'd be  one of those southern fried girls

Someone otta draW Her as a redneck wearing daisy dukes, a flannel armless top tied around her large bust like a bikini top, a cowboy hat, bare feet, and spitting on the floor. She should have a 4 : 3 TV with a VCR and a buncha VHS tapes, a Confederate flag, and a dog on a BBQ in the background.

so they suggest getting jobs at the chicken palace and 1 of those live puppets is a chicken who hgets triggered

the dog sez he can relate and the chicken sez he cant, which he can in korea and the phillipines

but the italnaio knows of a galaxy 5000 race in spoace with weird gamecube or rollie pollie ollie graphics and the grand prize is 52 000american 90s dollers

and the italiano was into pod racing years agioand tells em where to go and sez its more dangerous now that thetres more money

so the X [pilots who l;ook like 90s dudes and they can go at Vega 2 speeds, which i dont know what thast means

the dog dont wanna go and neither does tghe rest but chuck e sez "hold on! wbats that smell?!" and its adventure

then they break into a song like in f==king mac and me at mcdongs(known as mcdonalds outside of vietnam and korea)

its kinda cheesy but nice, like barney meets don bluth with some dbz fast wit and puns

so they get the dpog to come with em and ijust noticed the chicken ius in a cheer leader outfiit

so they go to this italnaio back room and theres a telporter thats 90s chgi and worse than power rangers and chuck e got a new outfit

they spin and warm through the galaxy becasue we are we are v r

on thge planet the chicken is on the chick e and its implied they might be b0ning in the past

so they look aroud and see this big a55 green screen area and the x racers are big muscley german guys and were disqualified last year for cheeting and are doign cr-=ppy arnold voices

they hit on the chicken and is this rock a doodle? and she rejects em and insults em

they are gonna beat her a55 and chuck e stands up to em and they look like they are drressed for p0rn0

b4 they beat and b0ne him, this guy called dr zoom calls em off saying to be superior on the race track

cant have violence, this isnt dbgt with vegeta getting his arm shanked through 

so chuck e and friends meet the italanos homie whos a cowboy and her shows them itlanoipoes pod racerand its a sega cd looking cgi car

then this blonde chick i neon comes in and is friendly with em about them being in the qualifier but rtheir ship s-cked

chick e cheeze sez his racer is gonna be cool and picks up her handkercheif when she drops it but chicken interferes

chuck e sez chicvken is just a friend andblonde hits on chuck e as she likes rat d0ng

chicken storms off and blonde kisses chuck e as this is howard the duck part 02

then at nbight on a green screen of the soda shop, the chicken sings of wanting the chuck e and how he dont notice her

interspecies romance? like robotech? or dbz?

the song is actually kinda good and has nice heartfelt feels and kinda 80s

so after working all night on the car, chuck e's crew has reformatted the cr-pmobile like beast machines and chicken isnt back

they go to da race w/o testing and wtf the kid in is it?! is that safe?

so cowewboy sez not to go vega 2 until the end and watch ut for dead mans canyon

they race and it looks like a cr-ppy sdreamcast thing and chuck e's car wont start and the dog hotwires the car and hgets shocked and turns inverterd polarity like a photo negative

the blue guy has to take a foot long dump and chuck e drives by the x racer who is not raCER X FROM SPEED RACER

X RACERS RAM THEIR CAR LIKE BEN HUR WITH BAD YOUTUIBE VISUALS AND they nearly slam da ground but recover

f off caps lock, go get soviets from california to b0ne you with aids df0ngs

so the x rtacers come after em and they evade and the x racers nearly hit a rock pillar

so the blonde, cowboy and chicken watch on the sxcreen like star wars ep 001 and the x racers use zoom gas on themselves to get high andthen use vega 2 to warp agead

chuck e uses vega 2 and they go sky hgih but then back and through dead maNS CANYON

MY A55 IS A WINDY CANYON

p off caps lock, go eat aids needl;es

so chuck e cant see in the speed and drops outta vega 2 and ther x ravcers win with chuck e in last place

later at the baror soda stand or w/e blonde is doing her make up and chuck e is buyummed he cant see at vega 2

so the x racers come in with chicken and i just rtealized this is like the mcdonaldlas characters

so the x men and chicken chcik mock chuck e and blonde cares more for chuck e making her look bad

then the dog sings a country song about how it looks f'd like a snowballs chance in texas being their chances of winning

dont woerry, global warming is non canon

so chuicken is taken to dr zooms warehouse as she asked to see it and she asks how they fly so fast and their secret

they say they use zoom gas as they are dyumb muyscle

perp; you can kiss my dumb muscle1

lawyer; where you're ghoing you'll have a lot of takers

actual law and order dialogue

or was it p0rn0?

so dr zoom comes in and sez da zoom gas is real an is dressed like a pp-mp as usual

he reveals in his really 90s song about how his zoom gas makes you do better at races but devolves the brain like flu shiots  and its made of chicken

this seems like a really cr-ppy bibleman thing

so the x racers grab her and he sez hes gonna turn her into juice which i think means is gonna grind her up into liquifioied slop

the next day chuck e goes alone into dead mans canyon and trains in vega 2 but f==ks out

he wakes up in a xcave and a guy who looks like the italiano and edison i mean einstein comes in and reveales he helped him

scottish einstein italiano sez winning isnt everything and chuck e sez he needs the money, so non italaino thinks its greed but chuick expclains its to help a feirnd

after saying he didnt train for it, the non italoano sez he needs to realize his true potential

i think this is where bleach got it from with all the training arcs

so chuck e does a thing where he does cg things on a green screen like jumping on rock pillars that burst fire from ther top somehow, whuch seems impossible

also running on a hampster wheel and whack a mole

also this is a montage of him doing it to a cheerful song

at the juice bar, the b,onde gets mad that chuck e might not win and she saved all her money to come here and this is her only chance to be with a real racer

so the x men come by and she goes with them but sez sorry

then its day time and chuck e hasn't slept and mastered huis training by grinding all night agianst ther same things

also refs to tyhe karate kid with waxing and painting fences

and this mysterious stranger helping him train is like in all the 80-s movies like youngblood and ricky 1-5 000 and team america

so on dr zooms lab he hasnt liquidated her and she unlocks the prison cell with her feather somehow

offscreen she nails him on the head with a frying pan and probably cuases brain damage, which he did to those meat heartsoh and theres rwal chickens in the cell and somehow shes sentient and not them

is this like gooofy and pluto?

or in arthur how d w had that rabbit and la sdawn or w/e isa rabbit?

so the race is gonna start and chuck e comes backa dn sees blonde with the guys who probably b0ned hwer all night, 1 in the mouth, 1 in the a55

and for some reason chicken chick comes by and sez she wasnt really into em but was a double agent and tried to find out how they cheeted

she reveals the x racers use zoom gas which i guess overeclocks the brain and burns it out

the barney meets griimmace guy ordered a pizza and they go off with an inconsistant number of racers

the x races are gonna ram chuck es chariot but he goes to warp factor and the x men use the zoom gas

dr zoom is watching as is the non italiano and chicken chick tells the cops who lok right out of a keystone cops 10s video

the chuck e is caught up to by the x racers, which means they are faster than them as they caught upop to em from furrther back, and they use a smoke screen from the exhaust hole

chuck e goes into a cgi forest that looks outta sonic and it goers off da radar

chuck e goes through the trees like not star wars and they get out but are in last place

so chuck e is gonna use vega 3 and the non ittaliano calls on the radio and chuck e calls him da hermet, like the turtle hermit master roshi in dbaf

he sez "listen carefully" but his call f==ks out and chuck e like rober e from dr quinn medicine woman is not sure

but the kid whos done nothing this whole movie and is the main reason they are here, sez he nbelieves in chuck e and chuck e sings a song about believing in himself and its kinda 80s

everyone sings lines in the song and  chuck e cheese wins

now this is pod racing!

weait, chuck e is from eartth? then where are the german x team from?

so dr zoom is arrested form cheeting in a contest and they saved the farm and sing a winning song

the germans and dr are taken away by the cops to be put to sleep and blonde takes back her hankie and stomps 1 of their foots

they sing and are crushed by balloons and the credits roll

wtf daphne gere was in this?

she was Maron in DBZ and aparently chuck e somehow

ew chris sabat, the bootleg piccolo and vegeta asnd recoome who drvolved the voices from the REAL ones in the Ocean Dub

make up tiffany vollmer, she was a good bulma, better than the kai one that sounds awful and mean, i mean yeah kai bulma sounds more like the japanese voice, but we dont get a 90 year old chuick to play goku here, or as people who like that say; sahhn gohh kooo

ew, mike macfarland, he hates the Salvation Army over a minor issue and rumor

the end

that was actually pretty good

nice lite clean and fun

good msuic and nice cheesy DreamCast CG

it rips off star wars, and rocky and it works and its only like an hour'

good color and nice voices and the brain damaged guy was candya55 chris sabat who often plays ret-rded characters like how he ruined recoome

this was back before sony butt hammered funimation and they had to remname it crunchy roll as people hgated it

like facewbook and meta or pedo and map

but this was backl when they were more innocent and less evil

kinda like the sonichu guy before he went all ed gein

this was a good bright cheerful enoyablkle film and i had some good tiems with it

my gf lijes it and asked ore samma to review it, which i did for her

you like this one jiggles? heres to you butter udders!

for Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000 2 i want for it to be about the story of the blonde chick going on a training mission as if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself, and fuinds the non italiano hermit and get him to train her, also she gets all huge and muscles from overtraining and looks like one of those Go Nagai Bodybuilder babes. also the m,ovier covbers her journey of discovering her true path and finding the way to righteousness and does the race at vega 4 to beat the x racers who have had cybernetics installed in theuir brains as dr zoom got off easy as he had a soft judge at his trial. also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, Gamecube, xbox and ps2 where tyou play as the blonde, the x racers or make your own character and go theough 1 of 3 paths with different training modes in each one with mini games and ending with the race .