Warpath Review

 Note: I spell path e tech

Warpath

This is my review on Warpath from the distant future year to JEB Stewart of 1951 80 years before Transformers battlestars the return of convoy

its directal by Byron Haskin who did The First Texan/From the Earth to the Moon

it stars Edmond O'Brien from the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/White Heat\Julius Caesar/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Birdman of Alcatraz, Dean Jagger from The North Star/Dark City/the Robe/White Christmas/Bad Day At Black Rock/X the Unknown/the Twlight Zone, Forrest Tucker from Teh Yearling/Chisum, Harry Carey Jr from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins 01/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/Little House on the Prairie, thgew evil Polly Bergen from Desperate Housewives (ew!)/Touched by an Angel/The Sopranos/Cry-Baby/the 1st Cape Fear, James Millican from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/His Girl Friday, Wallace Ford frmo Freaks/Blood on the Sun/Harvey/Destry/The First Texan/A Patch of Blue (That one was wonderful, i cried at itr), Paul Fix from Night of the Lepus/The Bad Seed/Giant/Hondo/Red River/Angel and the Badman/the 30s The Count of Monte Cristo/the 30s Scarface/the 60s star trek and twilight zone, Louis Jean Heydt from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Gone With The Wind/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 560s A Star Is Born, Chief Yowlachie from The 20-s The Scarelet Letter/Red River, Walter Sande from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Dark City/Apache/Bad Day At Black Rock, Robert Bray from Ride Clear of Diablo, Monte Blue from The Birth Of A Nation/Mary of Scotland/Casablanca/Life with Father/Key Largo/Apache, John Hart fropm, Ther Ten Commandments/Happy Days/ Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/Atlantis, the Lost Continent, Ethan Laidlaw from the 230s The Hunchback Of Notre Dame/The Big House/King Kong/the 30s The Last of the Mohicans/Jesse James\To Kill a Mockingbird\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\The Ten Commandments\Calamity Jane\Samson and Delilah\The Body Snatcher, and some 1900s guys i never saw in anuytrhing

i never saw this b4 but i think it was good maybe

so after titrle and cretids tio a flaming arrow in a tent in color and proper fillscreen, we get a title card saying its detreicated to the 7th calvery

in this cowboy town this guy fiughts a nothe tguy out and the other guy dont got a gun

he sees a man whos been fpollowing him for 8 years and the follower sez the guy iced someone and they gunfights

the other guy gets it and the follower aks  his victim whre someine is

the victiom sez he ljoined then calvdery and bites it and follower, who imma call hunter after rick hunter from robotech and not that irishman who likes small assians

so after a train ride, hnter interferers with a unionite aboutto beat a chick weho just threwe ther 1st slap asnd he beats em up outside

so this chick offers him a sandwich and they go on this trtaina nd he sez hes gonna join the 7th calavbry and will be a private who just beat up a few sertagnts

so chick comes on da ttrain and meets a geezer she knows and itsxx mentioned that these guys are custers officers

hunter comes to the army guys ands sez he wants to sign up and they dont like him for kicking their candya66es and bring him along so they can probably b0ne him in his sleep

he goes to the fort abe lincon and enlists and sez how he was in service before

he goes into a crack regiment and its mostly for drills in peace time and in da barracks sand the head soldier in the rank rags on the iishman who he makes do toilet duty

irhish was in the coufederacy and switched sides in 64

so head guuy sends main guy to clean out the horse sh-0t in the stalls and theres 72 of em

imagine if adam sandley did this and he was being sh-t on and it shows all the horses sh-tting at once??

he takes a shovel and jams it in a hordses a55 to shot the sh-t i mean stop the sh-t, and puts in it handle 1st, or blade 21st, whichervers funnier

jk really he asks where this guy hes looking for is and describes him but the guy sez theres many who fit that descripting and might have gone under another name

he sez hes hunting the guys who iced someone he liked

also the head of the group is behjind a box and heiring him

the next day he goes to the store and has 6$ of credit for beign a private and meets the chick there

she shoes him to da geezer whos her dad and the shop keep like in shining soul 1 and 2 on gba

so later tis night and they have a dancer and main guy dances with chick

wait its the head of the rank called seragent o hara like gone with the wind

main guiy, irisjh and this robert de nero meets jamie farr looking c-ck sucker wanna dance with ehr and she sez she can tdo em all and dancees with main guy

she talks with him about him being in the service b4 and dad tells o hara not to be with his girl

then the men are sent to the barracks and the dance is over

turns out they found gold in the back hills and the indians wanna keep the White man from going there even though they dont want it or uise it

also its revealed main guy fought o hara at the start and the guys wonder why hes not all beat up

main guy sez tro o hara trhat he wants it to be even and he beat him up and o hara made him eat poop

o hara wants to report him hmissing in the next mission implying hes gonna ice him

for what? beating him in a fihgt? is he kaiba who tried to have yugi wacked for beating him in a card agme?

then in dartime but tinted to look darkerthey ride out and find a burned settlement where settlers were

12 guy wants al the indiands ended and their indian guiide is afraid of thioser indians as they are froma nother ninja klan

so they ride on and the idnians attacka nd theres a gunfight on horses like a card game on mototcyucbes

after some mortal kombat with cklose range weapons and fists the indians run off like cobra in g i joe

wow we're 45 mins in with adds

so the indians attack again and its in a riverand the amercians j fk em as they ride in, then hand to hand the ones who make it across

the americans lost the horses and they are pinned but they need a guy to go out and get help

they send main guy to go out as he was 4 years in the service in the alleged civil war and o hara and main guy go out in the river in daylight tinted to look dark

they split up and soon mainguy is in a gunfight with a guy he cant see in the woods

he goes on and finds a dead indian and a horse andrides it back to da fort

so he tells em they need help andcunter comes in and recognizes him as the guy who helped beat j e b stewart

hes surpized main guy is a private now and recalls some issue he had

also he wants to teach the indians a lesson and seems like charles bronson

they go out and the indians watching  fromm nearby go riding off

so the troops save the soldiers and when they get back, main guy confrtonts o hara over trying to kill him and ohara sez it weas indians shooting at him

he thinks o hara is hiding something and dont say it but suspectys hes one of the guys hes after but oi hara denies this

also as a guy was wounded or iced or w/e, then main guy is made a sergeant as custer likes him and he tells off o hara and sends him out of the 1st seratrhent room

o hara tells dad that main guy is onto em and dad sez it cant be and theyres no way andhe suspects o hara of hinting him

o hara sez main guy o hara triued to cap main guy and dad sez to run as if he's onto em, then them being together is a risk and cuz of his daughter, he cant leave

the guy who was wounded sez he learned from custer and a newspaper article what happened wioth mainn guy and masin guy dont wanna talk abbout it like lisa in the room

main guy goos too da bar and barkeep wants him toget drunk

some uniuonites are drunk and loud talking and sh-tting on main guy being given a propmotion and he sees main guy and attacks

a sherrif comes in and they al blAMNE main guy for breaking a miorro that was alrready broken and mauin guy is arrested

in jail he meets a guy who knews the 1st vcictim and thought it was thre law that did him

main guy sez he icxed him and main guy gets the info from him that o hara might be da name of 1 guy who was friends with the vctrim and they sdplit after da bank jobv

he pays the $2.50 to get out and looks for o hara but he skipped town

so he looks around and chick is in the shop and he goes to see dad whos having dinner and grills him on o hara

he sez o hara took money and dad sez o hara sed main gguy was against him

main guy sez o hara iced someone and asks if he knew the names of the killer he sez and dad sez no

main guy sez he knows dad will see o hara again and hes keeping on him and leaves

dad tells chick main guy is a malcointent looking for people he dint know and thinks o hara is 1 and might even accuse dad

main guy sez to wounder upper gjy that o hara is a killer and he knew it and wounder guy sez main guy joined undr false pretenses and this is not 4 da army

main guy sez hes gonna icxe o hara 4 icing someone he likedand  wounded head sez hes sending him on a mission as the army comes 1st and they gotta guard a wagkn trauin

so then iuts day and they didnt tiint it and1 guy on the wagon is kelso like from that 70s show and doont synbbchro with main guy

after a long scene of them going across the prariew,  dad and daughter come by in a wagon and join em

daD sold da store but told his chick he was leasing itm, but comes clean

also the soldfiers like dad as he dont like main guiy

later dad tells chick not to be with main guy but she dont believe him and goes to chat

she asks if dad is also 1  hes after andhe sez yes annd she sez hes wasting time on vengeance and askjs why

main guy sezhis futture wife was iced in a bank robbery that she walked in on and was crippoled b4 biting it months later

hes devoted his life to vengeance and its all he has left

she offers him love and hopes to heal his heart and he sez hes letter her dad live cuz of it

i think the dad will get it and niot uz of main guy as thwey cant have that

he dont know what he wants and she goes back to dad  and sez he knows hes one of them

1 of us! 1 of us! gooble gobble! gooble gobble!

so then its day again and this mexicany red neck comes by and wants to ice the induians and warns of them

so theygo on and through an induian villagfe where an indiuan fires an arrow at them

so they return fire and ap 1, then continue on

if going through their land is bad, then what about devolved people driving through neighbohoods T NIGHT WITH RADIO BKLAsting?

THATS WHY THEY ICED J FK

f off caps lock, go suck soviet california aids d0ng

so j f k was driving through dallas with his irish music blasting and 12 guy couldnt taje uit and went to the grassy gnoll tio soilve the problem

so the indians ciome for them and they cant outrun emn in wagionsand gotta satand their ground and bribng it to em

kattobingu!

so a swARNM OF induians come down and get close and wack em

the induians win and main guy is alive on a wagoin as they drive on with him at gunpoint and them chanting their pells

he wakes up and is in their camp and they speak their gaijin talk and this FAT M4XICAN COMESOUT

he wants to klnow custers plans and has a note from or for custer and knows hes gonna fight the reds

they bring out o hara  who is revealed to have told em custer has 5000 men and main guy slugs him

the indians want them to fight and main guy dont but after o hara sez "these dog eaters will do us in" he fights and both are beat out

1 part o hara tries to club him so he does a slide and trips him

what is this?contra hard corps?

so they wake up and are all tied to sticks and are probably gonna be cooked  and fed to dogs and people

the indians have a dance ritual like with lady gaga summoning hewr daempon

they figure they are gonna be toryured to find out about custer abnsd 1  guy there knows some of their gaijin talk

a guy with horns on his at sez custer is comming and they will be iced tomorrow

o hara sez he knows by luittle big horn is thousands of enemy troops and if they get custewr, hes finished

they gotta warn custer and talk of it with the indians there and dad is taken out and icec wait its not dad

they go through this thing with enemies on both sides nauiling him as he goes by like crossing the desert or the unblinking eye in the simpsons

o hara goes out and thenas they ice him i think, de niro farr and irtish come ut with syicks they had in the jail and the rest book it and escape

dad is biting it and wants epm to forget him but mian guy sez o hara had a deringer in his boot and could have shot his way out but sacrificed himself to save em

chick sez main guy chaNGED AND dad rides of on a their horse

main guy and chick comes over in the day and hears custer went to little big horn and dad told them of the high forces there

sao the americans come in and fight the indians and i think they win and my dad whos watching this revcealed that custer spplit his forces and the one that went to little big horn got iced and dad was with em

main guy goes back to the army and applies for luienentnt and its implied hes gonna marry the cvhick and have a bucnha kids or w/e

the end

That was pretty good

nice twists and i thought they'd all get it fvor a bit

good use of huistory and fiction

nice acting and mnusic and writing and editing

its well made and the 50s color looks good in it

nice bit of the bad guy sacrificing himself to save the guy who wanted ti ice him

good redemption and the main guy finding his heart again

nowadyas they/them would whine about the indians as the bad guys or something gay

but in the 50s they weren't blighted by forced pc commie propaganda

plus they/them hate Custter yet have no issue with mao or stalin or mandella or castro

I guess this counts as a Monogatari or Historical Fiction in Japanese

for Warpath 2 I want the indians top have taken over the area in one big blitzkreig and the main guyn and the chick have to escape and evade them. also its a 128 bit dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox game where you gotta go through this 3D area and sneeak by or take out enemy guards in your way and gotta collect different items to get past the terrain like rope and ninja stars and a crossbow.