America Review

Note: I sopell like I Am, An Ameruicxan!

Ameruica

This is Ore Samma No Review on America from the duistant Future Year, To Mark Twain, or 1924 (90 years before The Malciontent Uprisaings in Robotech)

Its directed by the most grand D W Griffith who did did A Corner in Wheat/The Musketeers of Pig Alley\Judith of Bethulia /The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie

its based on Robert W. Chambers' 1905 novel The Reckoning that i neer read nor heard of

I saw some of this b4 but not most

Its also callled Love Ands Sacrifice at times

it stars Neil Hamilton from the 60-s batman, Erville Alderson fropm Santa Fe Trail/The Grapes of Wrath/sergeant york, Carol Dempster from The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/Treue Heart Susie/Way Down East//Sherlock Holmes, Charles Bennett from citizen kane/The Adventures of Robin Hood/the 30s Treasure Island,  Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/Ben-Hur\Sadie Thompson\West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin\Rasputin and the Empress\Treasure Island\David Copperfield\Mark of the Vampire\The Devil-Doll/Captains Courageous/Dragon Seed/Duel in the Sun/It's a Wonderful Life/Key Largo, Sydney Deane from the 20s The Last of the Mohicans, Louis Wolheim from the 20s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Orphans of the Storm/Sherlock Holmes/Two Ar ab ian Knights/The Racket, and a bunch not on candya55 wikipedia or that i never heard of

so after tital and creduds we get a text saying its a stoiry of sacrifice for Freedom in Americabetween 2 Englisgh Speaking people as the gov soviet canada and australia have was denied to America by the evil king george 3

the evil brits raised taxes to pay for the expoences from the french/indian wars and the colonies were not represented in parlement

is this where Gundam goit it from? Is George Washtingion Dozzol Zeon?

then in lexington (steele??!)we see kids playing soldiers and in da buckman travern, wait, its the home of nathan holden(llike william holden?) whos a poor farmer and heading to bostom

nates ancestors fought cromwell and wait fought with criomwell and hes an express rider and homie of paul revere(and the riaders?)

in virginia he meets the innocent virgin and butt virgin nancy montague whos above him ion status but as this isnt sh-tty a55 india, i dont think her fam will have them murdered for it

he swears to love her and later its revealed that her fam is brit nobility liek blue bloods (D HERO Bloo-D) and thus are probably inbred like the others in virginia on their estates

the montegoes love wach other and are movies with geroge washington

nancuy was at a thing in london and was the belle of da ball and her dad is a dandy but a good shot and swordsman, so he's gritffith from berserk

wait itsa the son whos the grioffith and his dad wants him to grow up and nancy asks if washington will fight the brits

he sez he is against inustive and has faith in the system and the montagues say they will stand by him

also george uis not sahown like with Jesus in Ben Hur

the evil regent of soviet england; george 03, had advisors supporting his view that he must rule all with his suipremacy and felt Am,erica wanted too much freedom, which is normal for brits today whjo enjoy beuing subserviuant to the fregent

in parliment, william pitt is sick but comes to defensd Am,erica and sez theres no Americans here and America is their son, not bast=rd

they saidf bast=rd in a 20s film

frances bernard, the ancestor of scott and brian bernard from Robotech was the reason things were cr-ppty between America and candya55 england as he didnt get how many still liked england as its better than the slum countries

so bernard sez ameroica has no rught to refuse and belongs to em and if they do, they will be iced

in bostyon in da green dragion tavern, samuel adams and john chancock plan an uprising and the town looks sorta  german expressionist A BIT

bernard is closing the shjipyard and starving em abnd nate is there as a minute man and a  member of tghe Sons Of Liberty

they send nate to virginia with news and the montagues ghead for the hpouse of burgess for legeslature

nate has news of bernard locking down boston like the china does to the people it oppresses and in legislature the montagues and G W is there, hay it shiows him, andf he looks like scott bakula

nate runs in and gives the news and the people get riled up but montague dad sed he still works for the kimng and the peoiple yell at him

the son and nancy and leaving and nate talks to nancy which is unuaual as shes higher status like in a feudal system of japan

he asks of his poem abnd she liked it and veiginia voted for a daty of pennance and praye for boston and didnt wanna ditch england

1 guy is reading something and dad montaguer objects to it being tree sun iss

nsanmcy starts spazzing outut and dad comforts her

the nate is sent to bring a letter as rthey didnt get AIM yet and runs off like a jackalpope

dad montague sez bye to g w and hopes theycan stsay friends and his kids, oh charlie is the son, is  told to listen to his heartand hugs g w

mpomntasgue dad goes to candy a55 canada to get support to fight the humans wjho want freedom and get the indians involved

montagues brother ashley like gone with the wind is in soviet new york anda shoemakjer runs south to avoid the indians

in the indian confederacy, the kingsm,an of indian affraireswants them to fight Americsa for the king and the induians consent

beware the handshake

the kingsman was walter butlwer like in ggne with the wind and whuile from America, hated it, like lord sodom bottom kaiserneko of teamfourstar or back door bradlyy aka manly brad

butler wants to use this as a chance tio take over and rule as a viceroy, kjda like ty r edwasrds in robotech 2 the sentinels

then gioes to boston to tell the general gage about the indians, and ashley wishes hi well

the montagues reach the hq gneeral gage the brit commander and nate read in the paper of the montagues arriveal

he thinks of nancy as he plows huis field andf backdoor butler gets there and has long hair and a cape like that guy form that thing i dont remember now

he sez the indians 6 nastions are on the kingsd side and to crush the masachuses rebels like candya66 trudeau and the truckers but i think montague wants to use diplomacy

alsdo butler lusts for nancy like edwards wanting minmei and hits on her and she in interested as he takes her hankie

a WARRENT IS CALLD FOR THE ARRWEST OF HANCOCK and addams as enemies of the king to send em to soviet england like with chi na and hong kiong

hanckock and adfdams go to lexingtom steele and the minute men protect em and on april 18 1775 the montagues heading for canada like those dfinks say when someone they dont like mis elescted, they stop in lexington steele

montague sees rebels like the confederates and they sing the song yankee doodle abnd montague is triggered

nate finds the montagues are there and reunites with nancy allen and she sez "dont fight the king and i;'l read your love letterts"

thats black male

he vows love no matter what and the minute nmen trainwith rifles and nate returns to em as they goo

later theres a cat on da table like in birth of a nation and in another room is a guy who looks like robert de niro but not as devolved and the monatgues from romeo and jiles the gay degrassi play based on shakesperes romeo and juliette are eating

nate goes up and wait, the brits are gonna steal the americans guns and bullets and arrest hancock and addams and they call for paul revere

nate is outside  nancys window with a whuiite horse and she puts iup[ a sphere to keep out withes and sees him

is tyhis romeo and 21st century juliette?

he stands on his horsde to talk and rides off after seating, then goes back and stands and climbs ip to talk

she gives him an item that he vows to remember her for

he climbs uip and in the window as the calls arew comming from inside the house but she dont consent

he smooches her hand and someone is comming and sees his a55 outside the window and he falls out and goes off

i think its dad montague and he comes in and tells her off then comes out and meets  nate

he attacks nate and nate fights him off but then they are cool and he sez he ment no hardm and they are inside

dad thinks nate was trying to b0ne her and tells chralie and hes gonna duel him

use archfireinds, they are cool

nancy tryes to explain but dad takes her upstairts and i only now realized thhey are nate and nancy

in boston somethings readying and raul reveal goes and gievs a signal

wait, he gets the suignal 2 if by sea and rides to town and 2 brits are there to stop amerticans

he goes up, his horse spazzes arounf and he turnxz back as they chase him

this is pretgty actiony

so he runs and leaps fences and loses the brits as theiur gorses are made cr-ppier like everything in candya66 ch ina

paul revere warns em of the bruits and theres some goodf stunts of jumping things which was epic in ther 20s

the minute men get ready and as rockos modern life sez; they were called minite men as thats hwo long it takes to cook a potato

so charlie is offended that a common farmer would talk to a montague and they have a duel with pistols instead of beyblades

b4 they fire, the paul tells them the brits are coming and they duelists stop

nate goes with his droogs to protect america from the commies opr w/.e and 

hancock and addams are alearted and book it

theyres a battle abd montaghuie is disgruntled that Americans are fighting the regents forces

wait,. only 1 shot was fired andf the minute men have a roll call and prepare for the battle

i think 1812 just started

butler is glad that this major is comming and in the dawn the battle starts

unlike in nam, they line up and take turns firing

wait i dont think they fired yet

they are standing there, menacingly, and 77 Humrnas hold off 800 brits

its like with the 300 spartans holding off the lord of the rings monsters

nates friend jonas swore never to run from the brits and1 shot goes off and is heardround the world and they take turns blasting at each other in a smokey battle fiend like birth of a nation

montague dad remembers his friend g w and jonas is swarmed and shanked by bayonettes but its not graphic as the guys running in front of it cover it

nancy wants to find charlie and not deniro is hiding in the taern or we./e

nancy vows to side with her bf nate no matter whihc side hes on and they smooch and go off

nate goes off to alert his homeis at concord and butler  thinks the rebels wont fight

he misunderestimated the american spirit, the evil b-=ch

so nate tells da concords who vow not to run as i forgot to sday how the brits drove off the humans and the brits arrcve at da brighe

turns out this was the shot heard round the world and they open fire on each other

imagine if the brits had unarmed cops in the 1700s? the americans would kick their candy a55es! Well, sooner than usual!

so therwe a big smokey battle and the brits are drove off, then in the fieldthey fire on the huamsn and the human take cover behind a stone wall and shred em

the brits cuiircle around and shank the huamsn and montague wonts tro know wehewre his son is, but hes fgighjting the huamns i think

wait, hes fighting the english

sdo nate gets the minute men to go at the lexington strele brits and montague coems out and wantsa to know wehat happened with his son

1 guy has him at rifel point and he calls em traitors but the guy, i think nate, sezto go back inside

1 guy grabs nates hand andf it piulls the gun and blows out montague sr and he goes to h-ll for being brittish

chick runs upstaurs and they brign in her dads body and wait hes bnot dead

die you sub human animal! your kinfd doesnt bleong on my blue and pure world!

he sez nate capped him and nancy is f'd out

not able to take it, she granbs his bayonette and runs herself through on it

jk really nate sez he didnt and shes shocked

yuo wa shock!

so she hates him now and tells him to go get f'd and he goes

then comes back in and says "If I can't have you, no one will" and caps her!

jk really the battle goes on outside and not de ito hieds undewr the table

aFTER DA BAttle, charles is with the ameruiicans and havign a good time and goes upostairs 

butlsr hears of hsi defeat and dreams of his as the mad regent or kyo oh in urotusukidoji

charles is american now and diont tell dad as hes fighting injustice and not the king

but the king is evil, hes into daemon worship

not de nito goes north as its too exciting here and i realize hes the shoe maker

in bunker hill theres treenches being dug and a battle happeningand the brits come with camnnon balls blasting the ground

to quote the french in ww1; the cannons, like phaIIus'sm, impregnmante the earth! War is like making love!

oh those lusty devolved frenchies, if its not the marquis de sade ort robespiere, its candya55 trudeau and macron

so in the battle a guyy runs outy and gets more gunpowder to guye fawkes the p[lace and its charfles who hears wait, he gets capped and struggl;es wotj the barrfel of powder

meanwhile, nancy has letters from charlies  as a boy and dad, whos still alive, thinks charkeis fightging fotrr the regent

at da battle,m charlie is crawling on the ground like a worm ands pushing trhe barrel as the battle continues

he gets it to base and the brits are winning and theres many of em advancingand shanking americans

the humans run as the brits take em on and thos ethat dont are endedf

thery need a leader and at the philedelphia continental congress, they appoint george washington as leader

att a place where the americans are treated, charlie is there and i think nancy gets word he got f'd

she goes trhere and has a moment with him and im not sure if hes bloinde or in a powdered wig

she kisses his lips as thats how it is in thweir family and sez bye as mother is waiting for him

and then, he died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, liek the crystal knight in knighhts of the zodiac canadian dub

montague dad  wants to see him but nancy thinks hesd bite it if he knows his son was an American

every candya55 canadians fear

so they bring in his body and show him and she puts on the brit flag overe it to befoul it

she shows dad and then hides the brit flag b4 the guys come in to take the body out to be fed to the pigs and slaves

then in 1776 they sign the declaration of independance and ring the liberty bell

the king send brits and indians to cut new york from america and give it to soviet canada, which kinda happened with all those commies, and to destyroy americas grain to starve america like stal;in and the ukrainians, which made then join the fuhrer

at fort esperance in the mohawk valley whjere massacres happened, many bit it so savee freedom

montague dad esacaped to his bros home and is still broken from 1 bullet and the bros place is for brity forces and indians

butler has gone like khyron in robotech and has gathered a force of ameriucan malcontents called butlers greens

like in soviet california how theyt hate freeedom and amer8ca?

butler goes to bro montague and theres a note of the frencgh canadians aand a cherryu valley massacre and thats where i think the greens got the name

butlef was destroying farms in america like the gov regulations and wastying farmers like its sherman in the civil war to the confederates

captain hare is a self hating american who uses wqR AS a reason to go savage on guys, like section b in violence jack, or rather section a, and he lusts fior nancy! again, like section a

butler faked being nice and covered his dreams tpo conquer and until the cherruy valley massacre, few knew his true face

is he who t r edwards was based on?

he comes on tomnancy and sez his real reason was tyo see her

joe brant was a mohWK  chiefg who was educaTED and now was a violent warrior

montague wants nnancy to marry butkler abnd later at valley force the amweruicans go through the sanow and deal with cold with not much clotrhes

i think wAShingtopn is praying bt im not sure to wehhich god as of his affiliatuon, and nate is still into nancy

nancy syill longs for nate and theres a good scene of them thinkingh of each other and gojng back and forth

in the birt parleiment edmund bburke protests the use of indians and the duke of richmond AND JAMES FOX(JHAMIE FOXX?!) DO too

the evil kiong is busy with other wars in cnadya66 eutope and wants to be the only ruler there

geowge washington hears of the massacres of butler ad gets p-sssed and genegal morgan (asxe hand morgan from one piece?)sez to send holden butng w cant spare any more men

holden whos nate has liberty or death on huis shirt and not de nito coems backlto minrtague

in spring morgans men went to abernathy i mean albany with steamed hams and nate stop[s by ashlewys place to see nancy

he gives her a letter saying he was proven innocent of capping her dad by a miliraty couyrt and 

he sez he salways thought of her in the hardness and she sez her dad hates his koind aND HS SUFFERTED ENOUGH AND SHE DONT WANNA CAUSE MORE

he wants to meet her dad and tells of howe butle is a savage who massacres the innocent like with the butcher of little mesa in robotech battlecry and is a traityort to the king and decency

he goes up and tells him not to styay as  butler might try something with dad but dad dont caere and uis too p-ssed  to guive a sh-t

he sez hes gonna keep on loving her and leaves and shes crys

a year later, nate is in pensulvania and butler riases ashleys area

they catch the americans and lew ten int boyd of morgans rfdiles was chopped upo for not telling the indians any of his secrets

imagine if they showed it and we cann him beuing butvchered like a pig?

then eaten, as they b0ned the parts!

butlersa malcontents of self hatingf americans went aginst brit orders amd iced many they saw as enemoes

also manybrits dressed like indians to cover their evil, like the beta male trudeau crossplaying as a non white, over and over and over

i think cptain hare b0ned out a guys eyes with his thumbs

then we see a farm where people run and are capped

montague is shook up by butlers evils and ashley is capped for complaining about their acts and nancy and dad see

so a spy sez butler is gonna attack annear area and they dont have enought energon cubes tpo power a full scale assault, so they need the exact data

major strong an dfcaptain nate go in as ninjas and ggert to this hosue that nancy is in and then the britys come in later

they sneak around and avoid da britys amd butler reveals he wants to burn the country down and slaughter everyone in his way to make his own empire

like edwards and the ref and invid

he wants the mohawks to ccome at 3 pm or am ort we/e and then goes up to chat with nancy asking if she buys all the accusayions on him

he spazzes out meaning she does and dad comes in andsez hes not welcome hehere cuz opf the cherry massaacle

so butler has dad arrested for beign a traito as this is brit rule and they dont need evidence

nancy treies to save himbut cant as shes a girl and goes to the inner halls

dad is locked up and for all he knows, they arer all b0ning her at the same time

she sez shes ok aND A MOHAWK BY her foillows her and she goes in her room

nate and his majoy are lurking around and see butler havcing nuiis meeting and saying to destory fort sacrifive including the women and children

what about thehermaphrodites?!

also butler arresting montague as butler mover further dark and whenmontague, who stayed the same, disagreed, was attacked by hium, is like how the left keeps goingh l;efter and if you saidf anything they currently dont like, they go after ytyou

like women have wombs

so the britsx eat and the americans sneak around to escape and see the mohawk and go  ut he senses em and follows

major comes cvrom behind a curtain and mohawk shanks him b4 he can draw hsi sword but nate gets the mohawk and shanks him

captain hare pulls a trudeau and fakes being indian, but not tht kind annd nate goes off to warn the americans and meets nancxy

she leads him, from the door with butlers men and they hug and butler sends 2 of his men to get her

she sez she to wait til hshe returns and goes weith the men and asks not to be kept with the bad peopel who work for him

he sez she was promised to him like an indentured servant like in mus lim countrties or india and butler men wont let her leave

majoy i forgot his name is struggling to walk and nate comes out of the room and nancy prays for help but butler sez not to

major crawls around and finds nate and sez people will die if he dont go and tell them and hhe must sacrifice his gf or his country

so byutler is doing what seem slike b0ning to chick nancy and nate begrudghiungly runs off to save the innocnet

nancy faints and and butler feels her b00b from arioiund as she is on the ground

he carrues her off to butt hammer and as he goes up da stairs, the dark area on film lights up and we see majoy there, wait its joe the indian

he sez its timeto attack and if they dont go now they wont go

butler puts down his victyim and tells his men to weatch her until he returns, and i hope they dont put their parts in her mnouth

so shoe maker is in the building andf he and dad come out after the brits left and captain hair is dressed like an indian and going aorund

showe maker and dad montague come pout and have guns and lock the brits in the cloxzet where they belong

nate tells the fort of the upcomming attack and nancy and dad and trhe rest take cover in it as its the last safe place

the evil forces of ebutler head for the fort and nate sez they are only a few miles away and to move the grain convoy back

this huge a55 wagon of grain is on the move by seveal horses and nate reunintes with wait its dad with nancy

so the captain hare is disgrintled by then montague escape and attacks some place and burns the town like with the gorillas in the mist chick andthe african villages

so the fort isd under attack and its a good long shot of a battlefield with smoke rising and guyaz scrambliung 

nate gets to the troops and they go to the fort and its like birth of a natiuon with the hroes heading the the innocents being attacked by the bad guys

all those kids who played soldier are scared its happening for real

like in the 1st pokemon moviue where team rocket sez "i was prepared for tyrouble, byut not like this"

so the americans attcks the britmoes and butler leads the troops and we get the classic smoke coverer battl;efield that griffith fdowes well and the women start to get guns only to be capped

then the raiders attack but not with paul revere and bust the brits with nates noteriety

the brits flee like cobra in g i joe the 80s carftoon and the indians are climbing the fort walls and the americans inside are hiding in the inner chamber

liuke the cabbin in birth of a nATION

THE INDIANS BUST IN AND ICE THE FEW LEFT OUT OF THE INNER SACNTIM AND f off caps lock im trying to typem osmerthing

so the indians and brits who identify as indian are hammering the cabin and the women and inncoents are in there

the natesmen come in and useing the most american took, the gun, cap the enmyuu

the baddz get iun the inner area but b4 they sodomize anyone, nate come in with his droogs and watses em

hes glkad to see the nancy chcik alive and still a butt vidgin and mouth virgin and the brits are fleeing

butler is capped by amercians and goes back to h e double soviet engliand where his kind came from

so the countries make peace and holden march taught the montagues that grezt hearts braise themselbes above birth or wealthj

which is what makes amercica great

ben carson was a nobody from the slumb who worked hard and became trhe worlds best hild brain surgeon, then almost became president

in cr-popy copuntries like india or wengland, if you are born in a lower fam, you get iced for trying to ascend

so cornwallis surrenders and washington accepts and is made prez and montague dad is ok with holden nathan being in his fam

the end

that was pretty good

not as good as birth of a nation, but i liked the romance and it was morer talk than show

many title cards instead of action

but at least he tried something new instead of sticking to the same formula

its well acted and hasa good action and draMA AND THE FILMING IS WELL DONE

its not bad but there are better

also it kinda drags a bit at the start but its not boring or bad

fot America 2 i want it to be ABOUt england launching a 2nd attack in the 1800s and america teams up with Japan to take em on. also its got the kid of Nancy and Nate as  a tough chick who is skilled with a firearm ike Lillian Gish and she is friends with a Tengu from Japan who is an ambassator for ther Yokai forces who they send to aid america, also its a 16 bit Srpg like fire Emblem or shining force on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, AraTI jAGUAR AND gba and you polay as the chick are leading a band of warrior you have different classes and face the evil king of england who has taken over  france and has used them as food for his army as there was a bad crop, also you use steampunk style tech from benjamin franklin who you can use to give extra money to and he can make new armor and items