Law Of The Lawless Review

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Law of the Lawless

This is my review on Law Of The Lawless from the distant future year to Andrew Jackson of 1964 (50 years before the final battle oif Macross City)

its directed by William F. Claxton who did Night of the Lepus/Hiughway to Heaven/Little house On The Prarie/The 60sd Twilight Zone

it stars Dale Robertson from The Outcasts of Poker Flat/Tales of Wells Fargo/The Man from Button Willow, Yvonne De Carlo from For Whom the Bell Tolls/The Ten Commandments/McLintock!, William Bendix from Blackbeard the Pirate, Bruce Cabot from king kong, the 30s The Last of the Mohicans/Angel and the Badman/McLintock!/The Green Berets/Big Jake, Barton MacLane from the 40s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/The Maltese Falcon, John Agar from Highway to Heaven/the 70s King Kong/Big Jake/Chisum, Richard Arlen from Tigr Shggark/sland of Lost Souls/the 30s Alice in Wonderland, Kent Taylor who inspired clark kent and was in the f--kin awdul The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues, Bill Williams friom king kong/The Body Snatcher, George Chandler from da 30s A Star is Born/Valley of the Giants/Jesse James\Boy Slaves\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\The Ox-Bow Incident/The Pirate, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James, Don "Red" Barry from The Shakiest Gun in the West/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/The Swarm, Laurel Goodwin from the 60s Star Trek, Roy Jenson from Demetrius and the Gladiators/The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/13 Ghosts/Atlantis, the Lost Continent/How the West Was Won/Big Jake/Soylent Green/The Wind and the Lion\Every Which Way But Loose\Red Dawn, Alex Sharp from Spartacus/How the West Was Won/How the West Was Won/Planet of the Apes 01/Bullitt/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, and some homeis not on candy a55 wikip[edia and i never saw in any cr-p

i never saw this but its on grit and thos eare usually good

so after logo and credits where the logo is proper fullscreen and the credits are in heavy widescreen, but its in good color, we get a fullscreen movie

so thses lowboys come to toen and a teen tells the sherrfi and he chexcks it out

tyjhey count it up that the new guys comming to town is when da judge is comming in and something might be up

however if this were youutbe, saying somethign is up would be a theory and not provable and would be stopped by them

so sherrif looks aorund and stps by a salloon and this rich guys place and looks for the judger and finds this lawyber talking with a guiuy who is defending a guy who capped people in a shootout

sherrif sez lawyer might be in on the guys coming and they call em malcontents like in robotech and lawyer sez he dont like em either

lawyer sez sherrif does procestuion and church servives in the courthouse and sherrif comes to the bar toi confront the guys

he wants em to say who they are or gtfo and they say theyr name is johnson and he wants em out so 1 pulls a gun and throws a booze glass at him and sherrif takes 1 in the arm and fdinisdhes the guy as barkeep pulls his shotgun at them and sends em outta town

imagine if only the malcontents had firearms and the sherrif couldnt defend himslef?

it woulfd be like candy a66 soviet england

so this chick from da salloon comes by and meets da judge and brings him over

sherrif sez he had to ice people to save his life and has arrested a man peter ston like in degrassi or lawe and order svu and his dad is a bigf man in kansas but he wants him to do time for a shoot out

sherrif wants judfge to find him guilty but judge is the accused's hoimie and wants to give a fair trial

so the malconmtents are here to ice da judge as they think hes fgonna let the guy free and the guy capped their brother

lawyer sez to judge that the accuded is in a shoot out and its legal and judge was his friend

lawyer and a guy hes talking to talk about bribing a jury and a guy comes by and leaves and its revealed hes the guy who wacked the judges dad

so chick walks in on judge in the bath tub and teen is disgruntled that he thinks the sherrif dont trust him enuff

so judge stiops by lawyers room and goes to eat with the chick and she sez her husband gpot capped and he sez he noticed its often with salloons thsat people get it

she reveals the accused peter stone wants to marry her and they talk

the accused weatches from his jail cell and sez the chick is doing his plan by being in the window seat and theres a guy around who seems to be up to something

this other lawyer is told off by accussed that his dad is the best and most powerful and if he gets him off its a great win, iuf not hes beated

so judge sez he knows hes by the window and its not safe and they go off and she feels for him

at da salloon is what i think is lon chaney gx and asks chick if shes gonna do it and she dont wanna and he grabs her and brings her to da hotel to probably a55 b0ne

in there he sez hes fgonna be right out there and wants her to do her part and leaves her in da hotel

at the hotel the sneaky lawyer comes back and wait its not a lawyer hes the dad, and sez he wants the dad iced after trial i mean the judge iced and if they do it b4 they'd just getta new trial

also either ay hes gonna ice him and wait, hes not talking to the lawyer itys the guy who iced the dad, and he's payed a lot to make judge gunfight and if he caps the guy, he breaks his own law to not shoot out

dad wants the law of the gun back and whoever is faster is right and the dad icer sez he wished he never saw a gun and wants to get outta the gunfighting and have a ranch and a woman

he's getting 10 000 $ and its a lot in the 1800s or w/e this is

so he has plans for a future? well, thats the end of him!

so the malcontents come to see da judge and had missed him and this guy they work with tells em to gtfo

the 30 year old teen comes around and goos too da gotel and finds da judge is in the cemetary

i dont wanna be barried, in a pet semetary!

btw theres a good fgroup of characters in this, they are not all bad but not all good, kinda like robotech instead of transformers with the honorable autobots and villinaous decepticons

teen gets the malcontents at gunpoint and they slug him out saying "well theres the judge" and he looked

they aim at jufge but teen fights em and judge hits da dirt and fires

they bust through the store and out and judge runs outta bullets so he is trhhown a shotgun and takes 1 out then fights the other inside

they grapple and he gets his neck on a saber on the wall, which would take off his head in the reasd version

the shotgunned guy is gonna end judge but dad wacker j fks him

so teen got iced and sherrif is bummed as he didnt treat him right and judge cheers im up

so judge goes to see accused and they tlakm in his cell which would totally not happen today as they are mental abotu prioceure

so judge goes to the bar and chats with the real lawyer and lawyer sez he never lost a case and none accused of gunfighting ever weent free form judge

so chick dont wanna do the plan and lon chanry gx runs her top and smacks her then leaves

judge comes in and she tells judge to leave and its a plan to make a scandle and the asccuded peter stone planned it

lon gx comes in and he asks who did it and she fingered lon chaney jr and goers home

jiudge sez if they tell anyone then he'd court em and beats out lon chanrey 2 witrh 1 punch

so lon tells chick that judge is gay for her

later its the trrial and the dad brings in the fam of people who judge sentenced to be executed for killing people

sherrif wants em out and judge sez let em stayt and dad is paying fpor all of their expences to be here

btw the guys he had executed had victims too and were executed for killing people

for all we know, they started the gunfight and were lucky enought to surcive

yes, self defence is important, but if you slug out a guy and try to crack his skull on the pavement, don't act like a victim when he pulls his piece on you

so dale robertson the judge who looks liike rock hudson b4 the aids rewwads the thing and peter stone sez the scandle didnt happen

sherrif proisecutes the guy and gives his openingh statement and this just went lawe and order

dun dun!

so then in the middle of his opening statement the dad interrutps and judge sez"do that again and ur out!"

the 1st witness comes up and is wheelchaired and is the salloon owner and dont drink

he reveals the night watchman came in for a drink at late and when peter started hassling him and eventually capped him and laughed

the weatchmen was only using a gun for a few months and pete had it for years

then sherrif sez hes gonna change his tactics and say that now its not a shoot out but an intentional murder

so sherrif goes on with the salloon owner and how the watchmans woman was named D like the vampire hunter and when watchman was capped he sez "stay away from me" but might have been D"

so the defence lawyer comes in and tries to make the wheelchauir witness seem unsure

so then d is on the stand and is asked if she knows peter stone and she sez no but sherriuf implies she lies and sherrif sez she was signaled to by accused

then chick goes on and sez he saw peter trudeau i mean stoner's pto palace with D and went out one day and saw em in an embrace, whicjh i think is 1800s for b0ning hard

the defense brings up the chicks job as a salloon girl and thats all

after accused is on the stand and sez he gave the signal to his dad who was by D, sherrif sez hsi closing statement and that nomone denied stinky pete iced a guy on puirtpose who had no chance againsdt him

then the defence sez the D was trustworthy and the chick was a sl-t and isn't trustworthy and he had a right to defende himself

the corwd payed by the dad cheers and judge hammers his gavel

b4 going to da jury, the judge gives a speech about how the truth was colored by lies and they should not have bias against chick for beciomong a h-00ker as her hiusband got iced and isn';t a bad person for b0ning men for money

also the D might nbbe a h00ker in a year and the defense onbjects but judge sez "to what? considering the value of each witness?" and he shuts his candy a55

in chambers the sherrif sez he got carried away seeing peter givign signals to the D and might have f'd it up

a prosecution lawyer seieing a judge in chasmbers duringa  trial? thats not how it works now, =buyt mayuybe in the 1800s

so the pete is found guyilty and gets the noose and they get the rope ready

the dad wacker is walking the streets afetr judge and in the bar the dad wacker announces hes the wacker and tells him to draw

dad i mean dale i mean judge sez he wont sand its not this guy who iced him, but the systermthat did it of injusitcvve and violence

also this gunfighter iced guys who had no chance anyway so it dont matter if he fires or not

also he sexz how he gave up chasing himn years ago and is still mad but moved on and is doing it legal like terry crewes taking on the deviant who grabbed his big parts in the system

dad comes in and wacker slugs him out and walks on and sees the eerrror of his way and rides on to a new adventure

the end

that was pretty good

nice flow and didnt drag and it has good pacing

good message of civilization over savagry and peace over war

sorta biblical, well, the forgiveness part, not sodom and Gomorrah getting nuked or the Israelites fighiting daemon worsahippers

surpirzed the chick didnt wind up with the dale but not every thing need romance

good acting and style and it tells a good story

halfd of it is a courtroom drama and it does it well and holds interest

Glad I saw this one.

huh, according to candy a55 wikipedia; this is in the 1880s, in 1889

For Law Of The Lawless 2 I want the dad to have assembled a group of wildmen in thre wastelands and lead an attack to end the judge, but the judge revals he in in this new thomas edison armor that legts him go beyoind human limits and take em on, also edison has a new gun for the 90s, the 1890s! and it uis fueled by bones and he has to slice people with his suits hidden blades and uses their bones as ammo and fith through them, also its an 8 bit run and gun beat em up on sega master system and game gear, nes and game bioy, atari 7800 and lynx and tg16 where you play as him and go from area to area to get to the head who has fused with his sons corpse and uses it as necro armor that gives him black powers