Cardcaptors The Movie Review

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Cardcaptors: The Movie

This is Ore Samma No Review opn Cardcaptors: The Movie from the distant future year (To Son Wukong) of 1999(The year the Global Cicil WaR ENDED WITH THE ssdf-1 LANDING ON mACROSS iSLAND IN rOBOTECH)

iTS THE 90SD DUB OF THE MOVIE OF THE SHOW BASED ON THE MANGA BY The XLAMP who often has gay and pedo themes in their works(Like disney today)

f off caps lock, get b0ned dead by a moose

Thisd ids the Ocean Dub so its got Maggie Blue O'Hara from DBZ/Gundam Wing/Inuyasha/Monstewr Rancher/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/X-Men: Evolutio/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Rhys Huber from Spider-Man Unlimited, Matt Hill from Beyblade Burst(more like: bey blade BUTT burst!!(shows a blaDE SLAMMING A BUTT AND IT BLOWS APAERT))Gundam Seed/Hamtaro/Inuyasha/Monster Rancher/Transformers: Armada and Energon/Super Duper Sumos/Silverwing/Being Ian/Storm Hawks/Monster Buster Club/Martha Speaks/Dinotrux/Dead Like Me\Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture(dat mai shiranui)/G.I. Joe Extreme (EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!)/gEneration O!/George of the Jungle/Mummies Alive/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation/Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures\Shadow Raiders(wyf he was Prince Pyrus?! I never knew!)/Slugterra/Street Fighter(You like, sum cornflkakes?! CXornflakes is street talk for sodomy!)\Street Sharks!/The Botz Master\Tales from the crypt Bord-llo of Blood\X Memn Evolution\Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show, Nicole Oliver from Power Rangers in Space\Bob the Builder\Class of the Titans\Corner Gas Animated\The Cramp Twins\Dinosaur Train\Dumb Bunnies/Generation O!/Hamtaro/the 00sa He-Man\Inuyasha\Martha Speaks/Gundam Seed/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures/Rollbots/Silent Mobius\Storm Hawks/Escaflowne/Transformers: Energon(string it uyp! itsa sh-t!)/Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk\X-Men: Evolution/Yvon of the Yukon, Tony Sampson from DBZ/Fatal Futry OVAs/Inuyasahga/the cheesey a55 90s mega man cartoon/Gundam Seed/Transformers Armada/X-Men: Evolution\Are You Afraid of the Dark?\Dead Like Me/The Odyssey, Sam Vincent from Extreme Dinosaurs\Pocket Dreagon Advenbbtrures/Sonic Underground/Ex Men Eviolution/Martin Mystery/Being Ian/Class Of The Titans/Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes\Storm Haweks/Rollbots/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\the 2010s Superbook/Slugterra/Rated A for Awesome\Littlest Pet Shop\Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures\Dinotrux\Ninjago\Monkey Magic\Monster Rancher\Zoids/Hamtraro/Transformers: Armada\Unuyasha/Gundam Seed/Transformers Cybertron(good, he skipped cr-ppy a55 energon)\Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny\Death Note, Backdoor Brian Drummond from Black Lagooon/Deathj Note/DBZ/Dragon basll super(he devolved)/Escaflowne/Hamtarop/Gundam Wingf/Gundam Seed/Monsdter Rancher/Transformers ewnergon cybertromn and armada/Zpoidxs/x mnen ewvoilution/Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk\The Deep/Storm Hawks/Spider-Man Unlimited/Sonic Underground/Slugterra/Rollbots/Rated A For Awesome/Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Mega Man: Fully Charged\Marrtha SpeaKS/Iron Man: Armored Adventures\2000s He-Man/G.I. Joe Extreme(exxxxtreeeeeeeeeeeeeemeee!)\George of the Jungle\Dinotruixz/C;lass of the titans/Corner Gas Animated/Dimnosaur Train/bEAST Machines, Dale Wilson from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero(he was overkill? I had that toy!)Mummies Alive!/Martin Mystery(He was Java the Caveman?!)/2010s Superbook/Iron Man Armored Adventures/(f uopui wikipedia, u f'd up agai! mosat of his rolls aresnt in it! useless c-ck sucxker candy a55 p-ssant aids bag site! bThey also thinbk accupressure and creationism are "pseudeao science")/The Cramp Twinsa/Transformers Cybertron and Aremada/Corner gAS/x men evolutipn/DBZ/Reboot/Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century/Spider Msan Un Limited/Nascar Racers/Monster Rancher/Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths & Legends/Pockewt Dragon Adventures/hpney i sshrunk da kids the series/ nunja turtles thew nexxt mutatioopn/extreme dinosdaurs(EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME)/THE CHEESEY A55 90S STREET FIGHTER CARTOON AKA THE CORNFLAKES DUB/hardball\Vortech/Escaflowne/G I Joe Exreme(extreeeeeeeeeeeeme)/The new adventures of mmadeline(madeline gt?!)/Little Orphan Annie's A Very Animated Christmas/the 90s littlest pet shop/the cheesy a55 double dragon 90s cartoon/The Bots Master/The cheesey a5 90s sonic cartoon with snooping as usual, Stevie Vallance from Reboot/Donkey Kong Countrey/Totally Spies/Care ears Big Wishg Movie/Denis the menacre/Bakugan, and some i only saw in cardcaptors

These guys were my childhood growing up in tthe soviet republic of canada

Its directed by Morio Asaka who did tthe Cardcaptorsd show

I saw this b4 and liked it

soi after logos we get sakura facing a clow card iring awrrows at heras she fleis around on her wand

li saves her from 1 smiper attack like the real li, lee harvey oswarld who was framed for wacking j fk by THEM

So sakura summons the windy card in atttack mode and returens thre arrow card to its power confined

mei lin sez li deserved the card and her homies cheer her and then title

then its sakkuras home and thew clow book glows as sakura sleeps and she dreams of this water place and pillars under a skylight

these ribbons copme out from the water she's standing on and pull her under and she can breathe like my dreams

the next day she wakes up and goes to school and she gets her grades and gets a C in msuic but li is nervours

its spriing break comming up and he has to show his mom and madison got A's but mei lin didnt and is b--chy over it

Li got 1 B- and wont show sakura his grades

they got no home work for a week and stop by a store and buy something and ech purchase gets to draw from a box fgor a prize

sakura reaches in and the ball comes to her hand and she ghets the grand priuze  a trip for 4 to hong kong b4 the commies took it over

kero was in hong kong when clow reed was around and the clow cards were made there

kero wants to show her all the best spots, which i assume means h00kers, but he hasn't been there in decades so its probably changed a lot

also sakuras dad is going on a business trip this week but he lets her go wityh tori as he can miss 56 shifts on his part time job and brifgns his hetero homie julian who is totally not b0ning him

so sakura and madison go and madison is recording her adventure on a video cam and they play some 90s dance msuic

tori tellz sakura you cant wear shoes on a plane and as she takes em off,m the stewardess sez she can keep em on as it wass a joke

kero comes out of sakuras bag and she covers it and julian sits next to her and she has a crush on him like with pan and trunks in dbgt or joey and mai in yugioh or fdana and whats his face in the robotech novels or serena and darien in sdailor moon

after totally not b0ning julien on the plane, sakura and crew go to their hotel room and she lets out her kero who's p-ssed he was in her bag so long

kero sez its ttyoally changed as its been years and the brits civilized it or w/e

sakura and friends take the ferry to hong kong island and tori tells sakura if she keeps leaning over the boat the sharks will get her

in china was river dolphins, they went extinct cuz of the commies, but they waste money on trying to save the panda

she sees a seagull comes by her boat and keeping up with the boat at the same speed somehow

so in near soviet hong kong and kero senses ancient magic there which is probably occult and daemonic and eats sakuras ice cream(and i dont mean takes her virginity)

kero sez sakura isnt lucky and clow reed sez nothing acciderntal(the gov did it!!) and sakuira was meant to come to honk gong

then sakura is in the water place and its a dream and she sees birds above her on the glass ceiling then this chick with ribbons is floating above and extends her ribbom tentacles to her

she almost touches em and wakes up reaches for em

then its a restaurant and julian is ording a load of food as i ghuiies he wants the girls to get really fat like all thoise deviant art guys

Idea: Instead of CardCaptors: LARDcaptors! Saklura is on a couch in a tank top thats too small for her 600lb body and says "Madison! I'm getting kinda sweaty and smelly! Can you hose me off in the backyard?" Madison replied" Sorry Sakura, but I'm too heavy to walk anymore!" (Shows her at 800lbs in a tank top thats she's overflowing out of) Kero comes in and says "Look at you girls! You devolved into fat greasy slobs!" Madison replies "You want Slobs? I'll give you Slobs! Hnnnnnnnnng!" Poots hard and loud! Kero disgustedly says "Uhhgggg! That's FOUL! HhhhBlllaaahhhh!" and he barfs on them! Sakura: puts her hand on the barf on her massive gut, lifts it up, and says " This barf smells kinda good! Its not fully digested! Might as well!" And she and Madison eat Kerio's Barf!

sakura sees kero in a thing and covers it but tori is suspect and her her pass it over and its empty as kero is under it, so she takes it to eat with madison

after lunch tori and them go to bird street and its full of birds as bird a55 arer honh kongs fave pet

thery eat cats and have pet  birds, its like soviet usion or something by yakov smirnov

when looking at birds, sakura notics something and these  lojg tail birds from tehr dream fly overhead and no one else is there

ero sez theres something thats nto a cllow cards and feels evil and tori and julien see the brids with suil less eyes and sakura chases them

madison fololwos and they are okk with 2 grade school girls going off alojne in a  foerign land

sakkura uses her magirod and the jump card and follows the birds to some place in a buolding with walls on each side and a well in the middle

at this well the water turns and these ribbon tentacles come out and it glows and sakura gets mind controlled and wealks up to it

the woman in the water is shadowed over aND she nearly falls in and i think la blue girl did this, btu Li wakes her up by calling her and the birds fly off

Sakura falls in the water a55 1st and madison and kero bump into mei linand she bickers with kero

mei lin se=z li felt a strange aura and ran off and then sakura and li come over

tori teells her off for running off and she sez sorry and its ok as she didnt get b0ned and sakura sneezes as getting wet amkes u sick

then they look around lonmg d0ng hong kong and it plays that 90s song "theres  aboy in da horizion" and sakura and madison wear asian dresses like cjhichi in dragon ball z

then all these bimbos come in and gish over how cute sakura and madison being cute

then orteri and julian come in and trhe bimbos come onto them and it turns out its li's sisters

imagine if this were Eiken and li's sisters had G Cups?

then li;'s mom comes in with kirika misono hair and li stands to attention as shes strict and will probablyu beat him

sakura meets her and she holds her face and li's mom sez she senses her powert and how she has the clow casrds but it might attract danger

li's mom is also said to be young and i guess its like sakuras dad marrying her mom when he was 25 and she was 16 and he was her teacher inhigh school

totally not like that adam sandler movie, as they didn't get married and he was 12

so li's mom has sakura stay with them and has li show his report card

it cutsd away so i assume she beat the black off him for gettung a B and then its night and sakura and madison think li's mom is pretty

it dont mean they are into her, it only means they recognixze her looks, like my gf thinking maron in dbz looks good

they talk with kero about li's mom having power as lis fam is descended from clow reed who was asias strongest soecerer

but he had enemies and at nifght sakura and madison shara a bed with keo but don';t b0ne as theyy dont' swing that way and madison wants to go shopping tomorrow

sakura falls asleep thinking of lis mom saying powert can attrtact danger and her bag glows as she returns to the water place dream

the shadow chick with the ribbon tentaclesis above her and she grabs the ribbon that makes the chick say "u've come back for me!@ ive been waiting all this time" as the ribbons tie her ip and lift her

she wants sakura to let her free and coems tewoward her and sakura wakes upwhen kero yells at  her to wake up but she has the ribbon mark on her arm she was grabbed

if ypopu die in the dream you die for real, but if you die in a comic book you are back in like 5 issues

then li's mom comes and takes sakura out and calls on spiritdss with her fan and summons the clow doctogfram thing on sakura

the spiurits say she was sumlkin  to ghonh kongh by the woman in her dreams and thewres powerful spirits in play but she knows inside what to do as this great evil is after her but so is her guiding spirits

gotta say, theres a lot of stuff in The Bible against communing with spirits and if theres evil spirits after you, you better pray and rebuke them away

so the evil can only get her in her dreams and she needs to use her dreams to fidn th answer

when did this turn nightmare on elm street?!

themn its day and sakura and droogs go off and meilin wishes she had slept over and probabluy wanted to b0ne li

li's mom whispers to her to beware of water like that sailor moon ep with the psychic guy and amy and the crew goes to the financial district and talks of banks

they shop around as sakura thinks of what lis mom said and mein lin whines that li is following them around and li sez its cuz his mom sez sakura might mbe in danger

sakura finds a betret and recalls the dream chick had one like it and julian buys it for her

li gets p-ssed that jiloian is doing well with sakura as he wants to b0ne her and these birds are out thereand sakura follows them

li and tori run after em and sakura uses her wand to use clow cards to jump a wall

kero sez da birds are spirits which reminds me of rayes birds in sailor moon and  they go into this store they vanished in

btw this is colored and in widescreen for some reason and the top of the heads are copped in the black bar Zone

theyere no one in there and they hear water and find its coming from a book with a picute of the woiman from the dream on it

sakura is mind controlled and starts opening it but kerpo tries to stop her as the chick calls  to her and is gonna bite her

but tori and sakura i mean li coem in and so does madison and julien and mei lin and sakura is still posessed and opens the book

da book fdalls and fiills the area with water and the others vanish, then sakura is in the drewam columns place with kero

is she standing on something? or is she swimming? as she's not moving

the cream chick sez this is not a dream and "you crreated this world" and the birds become the ribons on her

then asks who shwe is and how'd she get here then  blows water around and hay shes standing on a pillar

sakura uses the fly card and chick attacks her with water for using clow cards that sakura dodges like its robotech

the water is gonna nail her but li uses the freeze card to stop it, but really it might keep going and hit her harder

le sez the others were right behind him and chick shows them trapped in bubbles like that yugioh gx ep or was  it seaon for with dartz?

she wants to know where is clow reed and kero remembers her from somewhere and li battles her with storm cards as sakura goes to help the others

sakura uses the sdword card and cuts the water bubles and frees madison but the other 3 are left behindand kero can somehow carry madison whos lie 50x his size

li's sword cant cut mei lins bubble and madison wakes up and chick breaks outta the storm card and soaks li in a wehirlpoole

li sez to fly away but she goes back for him and her powers ARE LESS ABOVE and she can escape if she goes up

she traps li in a bubble and chick sez she's gonna use their powers to escape if clow reed wont let hetr free and she'd get her revenge

sakura eventually escapes from a hole in the ceilings a55 and is in the place by the wewll by the building around it and comes to the shop she was in

aparently time was stopped when they were there as clocks move now and sakura feels its her fault but they rtealise the book is magic and links to another dimension(like dbz?!)

but the book is gone and its aura is off and sakura gets bummed as her friends were caught and this is going like a carte bears movie

kero recalls her as thew store owner comes down and they leave

kero sez the chick was a fortune teller who used water and thats like the phaorhs cup in the Boom of Genesis with Joseph

In The Bible: Jacobs sons were jealous of Joseph and were gonna kill him, but sold him into slavery! Later hew works his way up the chain and becomes the Pharaohs guy! Then the Bros come over asking for food and Joseph puts a rich cup in 1 bro's bag and sez it was stolen! My idea: Bros: Please! Don't execute him! We don't wanna lose a brother! Joseph: Really? (takes off hat) Like you lost me?! Bros: Joseph?! We thought you were dead! Joseph: I was, but I couldn't sleep in h-ll, knowing you roam the Earth! (Raises his hand) Bros: Joseph!! Noooooooooooooo!! Joseph : (Disintegrates them in a flash of Ki!!) 

so she was clow reeds gf and clow reeds magic was growing and he traught her it but she used it for evil and he sealed her in another dimension to seal her b4 she wacked him

but that was long ago and she's dead now but her spirit is still there and she might not know she's dead like the twilight zone

she needed to lure clow reed into the dimension to escape and thats why she lured sakura as she has the clowe cards and she needs to get back into the dimension but the book and its ki are gone

she recalls the place the book was showing and its the well she went toand thast swhere they cn get in again

but wait, they had to run from her a but agom, whats changed that makes them able to beat her now?

also madison hasd a new battle costune for her to wear

In Cardcaptors, Madison makes outfits for Sakura. But in the Japanese version, she's attracted to her. So what if she makes a really skimpy/s-xy outfit for Sakura that shows off a lot and films Sakura fighting in it? It could be like ChiChi's Dragon Ball outfit but s-xier and make her look curvier and have an inflatable bust and hips and buns to give her more thickness. I can see that happening in it. We all know how Japan is.

then its midnight and theres a cresent moon which si a sign of the devil and they go to the well and kero senses strong ki

the well lights up and A FORCE FIELD COMES UP AND its by clow reed and hes stronger than them but rthen li's mom comes  overknowing they were gonna be there somehow and sez li's present vanished and he was no matech for the chick but sakuras are

she uses her black magicfan and opens the barrier a bit like oses and the red sea, and the ki is pink/red and sends sakura in aloine with kero in her waterproof costune

sakura floats through the tunner that goes to various dimensions and its ike sdhutendoji ova 3 and the spideyverse and she focus's on her friends and it leads her to the dimension

didnt yugioh do this witht he millennium puizzle?

the dimension is weird and she runs around this town to 90s music and its several dimsnions fused

they follow the ki to find this doorway kinda like the 2004 yugioh movie and in the door is a weall of water

they walk into it and come out in the room again and face the chick and tells her to return her friends

kero tries to tell her clow reed is dead but she inturrupts him and sakura sez she wont ;listen

the place crumnnles and the chick absorbs the homiesd and glows and this is like that sailor lkon movie

kero eventually tells her clow reed  is in h e double sovviet china and she sez shers gonna ice em all

the phaIIic piullars fall and outside the well is nuked by a red beam of light and chick escapes in the human world like urotsukidoji

sakura uses the key of clow to get her wand and flies out and faces her in the air by dodging her attacks that f thguht the cuity like urotsukidoji

she dont know whats gdoing on and catches sakura in the ribbon tentalces and is at a construction site

sakura sez clow reed is dead and she dont buy it but is more outta shock and denial

she sends a blast of water at sakura and wants revenge and the water stays in with red energy

but then goes on about how she dont know how long its been and she treid summoning him for years and togetehr they could have ruled the land

she droops a tear and sakura is under water and ther tear reaches her and shows a flashback where blow reed confonts her for misusing the magic he taught her and saying sorry but he must end her

sakuras realizes the beret was the 3rd entry to the dimension and shes been sealed for all this time

clow reeds words tell her that water is ever flowing and sakura throws a card and hits it with her wand swing and used the arrow card to bust the area and loose the water

sakura walks to the chick and sez chick felt betrayed by clow reed for sealing her for no reason and that clow reed didnt mean to inprision her forever and she's sorry she suffered but wants her friends back

kinda like how c-ck suckers block you for no reason and then whine about stuff you didn that bugged you on other siutes when you had no way of knowing as they never told you this 1 comment you made years ago had triggered them

buncha beta male candy a55 f-ggot whale kissing dukakis hugging moon maiden soy boy underevvolved homo erectus lower life formes

she asks if clkow reed is really dead and she sez yes and chick sez she waited and wanted revenge and starts disintegrating into glitter

she sez sorry and didnt mean to hurt sakura or her friend and goes to h-ll for practiucing witchcraft and sakura sez her spirit is at peace as her beret crumbles to sand

then her droogs resummon on the roof and they they are on a boat heading back in day and dont rewcall what ahppened

sakura sez she senses tehy'll be back again soonand the chick wanted to be free and wasnt evil

what about the whole "taking over the world" tning?!

madison wasnt to go back to hong kong with her and sakura sez "u bet"

then credits to the 90s song Guardian Of The Cards that I love

then some I'm lookign 4 u, cong thats pretty late 90s and earlyu 00s

wait tyis something about lucky day

the end

that was grand

mild adventure but good heart

nice eng dub 90s music and acting and voices

really great animation from ghibli and madhouse who do great things like wicked city and beyblade season 01 and nbinja scroll

its kinda like the pokemon or dbz movies thats a side story and is kind of a longer episode with better animation

i liked it and its a solid film that you dont need to know a lot about the show to get the plot

its clean and fun and kinda like the 1st x men movie from around the same time as its not a b=lls to the wall action thing, but more buld up and release over the film to a conclusion

For Cardcaptors: The Movie 2 I want it to be about the fuiture where Sakura sand Li are married and have a teen daughter who has inhgerited bpoth their magics and they go back to hong kong, but the commies have taken over, so when helping a hong kongite from bbeing iced by the commies, the commies come after ewm and they gotta lead an uprisiong against em with their combined magic. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as Sakura, Li or theiur kid and battle through waves of com,mies and use magic and is a lot like Water Margin or Golden Axe or Night slashers.