Sunday, January 8, 2023

Nation Aflame Review

 Note: I spell nationally bad

Nation Aflame

This is my review opn Nation Aflame from the distant future year (to george armstrong custer) of 1937, 70 yewars before amercian season 4 Transformers

Its written by Thomas W Dixon who did The Birth Of a Nation

ots directed by  Victor Halperin who did White Zombie

It stars Noel Madison from The Hatchet Man. the killer Lila Lee from the 30s the unholy three, Douglas Walton friom maery of scotland/the 30s Mutiny on the Bounty/The Bride of Frankenstein/The Count of Monte Cristo/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Scarface, Harry Holman from p0rn0 i mean the 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Doctor X/t's a Wonderful Life/the 30s Jesse James, Snub Pollard from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Master of the World/One-Eyed Jacks/Inherit the Wind/Singin' in the Rain/Adam's Rib/da 40z Miracle on 34th Street/From Hand to Mouth, and some 1800s homies i never saw or that aint on wkuipedea

o never saw this but liked Birth of a NaTIOn so imnma try this

so it starts with a fast talking guy saying hes gonna make a greoup called the avenging angels that witll be pATRIOTIC and has secret things that will sucker people into it

waity thats the start thatsa preview adn this is a tv recording and this is from thw broadcAST WITH a narrator interoducing it

then we get title and credits and it looks sorta like a roger corman thing

then a quote from Abe Lincon on how the gov for and by The People wopnt die out

then in Adams City which is a good place with a guy pitching a utopia SPONSORED BY MR ADDAMS and this pitchman wants people to invest in it

these people invest in it and the investors butter em up and compliment en

later these guys come by and bust the plaxce up and its people comming to stop his scam as the law cant stop him so they'll take back the money and ruin him outta town

his droogs are dissgruntled and 1 says "this burns my potATO" which i assume is profanity in the 1`900s

so in a hotel or something adams has aplan but his droogs dont think its good with mobs around

1 guy wants top use predjudice to make it big like how the mob who ran em out had hate for them

as everyones jealous of someone else aas its da 30s and he wants to form a scret groupo called The Avenging Angels to use peoples love and hate against erm andhave robes and meetings and rituals

like the occupy movement/idle no more/blm/aniti fa?

so adams wants to usehis hometown where he was mayor and the bootleggers paid him to use his daughter's funds to start em up untril they make more with robes and initation fees

theyt might get thousands and sandino wjho's the pitchman goes by sands to sound non italiano and is gonna hype it

so later theres a gathering and adams daughter is glad to see him and so is da new mayor

wait hes the daughters bf not mayreor

so he goes back to talk alone with his daughter and sez there was an issue with his past venture and brings inhis droogs

she has em stay in her place and 1 guy is into grapes

1 ghuy jacks a pearl thing from a lady and sands hits on both a maid andsdaUGHTER and dances with daughter

well, he is el itaLIABO, THEY ARE ROMANTIC AND EXOTIC

f off caps lock, go get b0ned in the mouth

bf tajkes back daughter from sandds and adams sez foir sands to kerep from her

adams sez hes doing a patriotic thing and blammes gaijin for all Americas issues

Which has some fact, but there are good gaijin too

like Eastern Europe

sands wants to unite the youth in a  pro america group to defend friom gaijin but bf sez its not good

this is kinda like how they blame Trump Fans for everything to gain power and oppress the humans

so bf things this will lead to people being harmed and thinks sands is into his woman

so they start the avanging angels and make robes and thwe droogs think this wont work out and sands says the avanging angels started with julius caesar and gives a meeting to promote it

they cost 25$ to pay for fees, dues and robes and people sign up and he goes around jyuuing people of money to get em in his group

i think this is a cult

yeah andf they have a masked rityual where they swear loyalty in front of a fire aND a winged thing and vow not to reveal it

then a montage iof them growing and riding around on horses in and black robes and throwing people out of their homes like a cabin in clean ref to birth of a nation

they also torch places and later bf is buummed and faughter comes to see him and he sez the aa is f ing upthe town and causing damage and most of the people in the workplace are aa and he cant stop em

she dont believe its true and believes her dad and sands and is spending time with sands

oh hes district attourny like in law and order and daughter thinks hes not good for beign against a group she likes

meanwhiule, adams is glad he sold anbohter 1000 hoods and sands wants to get to the milions

the droogs are playing pinball and tilting the table and adams dont like the aa getting into mobs and strikes as its dangerous

as unions are kinda like the klan or mafia

you wanna work on our turf? you gotta pay of protection, if not, ur outta here(and they TOYTALLY dont beat people up, Riiiiiiiiight?)

so sands gets adams to go with it by saying he'd make him goveronoir

so then a guy in a moustache comes inwanting them to get his workers outta being on strike and will pay em 25 000

they agree and sands sez to have admas for goveroer

after baker the moustache man leaver, sands wants to keep doing tyhis to worm through public office and gain power

spoiler; in the 1800s; the author Thomas w Dixon was in politics for a season and left as it was too corrupt

So thern we getta montage of chaos form unions and the angels and the angelsd having people vote for addams which has him win  govorner

so he swears to uphold the laws and be a good govorner and bf tells his homie harry thZt sands and adams are bad and corrupt

hairy sez the organization is legal and  bf sez to harry whos a news[ppapoerman to accuse the angels of being bad and challenging em

at a restaurant which is totally not a normal house but somehow looks just like it, 2 angel members have coffee at night and the blonde one is glad to be a force of good for the area

the other guy david sez he had duties to attend to instead of his job and is promised to have a higher rank position at the group even though he's got bills

is this a cult? lik the top gun guy is in?

so harry homie comes in and has a donot and dunks it and reveals hes doing a story against the angels

dave complains of letting gaijin in and harry homie sez in the war he fought with em  irregardless of race color and creed

remember; despite Thomas W Dixon making 1 movcie with the Klan as the heroes, he wa squite progressive for his time

He was ok with Catholics and Hebrews and said things against Slave Owners Rights

Also people do change and can inmprove or devolve

So Harry wins the gusy over and offers dave a job and wife  sez he helped her kid thoguht school when they needed it

dave dont wanna lose his position in the angels and then ther paper has articles against da angelz

Yusei adams dont like being attacked on his upcomning campaign and this chick sez he was a cr-ppy governor and did nothing good

she sez he otta rewsign b4 being impeached and he should haver listened to sdands

then sands comes in as its like beetlejuice and he sed his name and she asks him to help adams and wait its hsi faughter, wait, mayube not

she leaves and sands wants him to sign a senate bill that has high taxes and when addams complains, sands sez he's ruinning this state and will take care of harry so adams signs as hes a beta male

so then at a meeting, sands sez he has evidence against harry and will do something about him cvheeting oin his wom,an

sands opens a door and finds the wife from b4 listening in and she wants to go to the cops

dave reveals its his woman and sands makes them swear to keep it secret at gunpoint and join the club

liker unions saying "you can only work in our area as a membver"

so laTEWR DAVE COMES BY HARRYS PLACE AND WANTS HIS HELP GETTING A JOB AND AS he brings him in,  the angels catch harry at gunpoint

harry sez Judas got 30 siolver for his double cross and they bring him to an outside place where they raise him by his arms and theres a lot of robes dudes

thhey clubs words resonate and replay over dave the slaves mind of vowing to put the club 1st and to follow orders and attack all enemies and harrys words remind him too

alkso they whip the harry homie

ur a haggot fairy

i think the group takes out the wife as she screams and a guy reaches in her car, which might be b0ning her dead

later the news says how harry was found by a turnpike and an anon lettter alearted them to it

bf sez he was beat dead and tells the feds but they can't face sands as he has too much power

so 1 guy offers bf a chance to run for goveorerner, wait, its the chairman of the peoples party

an agent gioves bf a letter on an unusual type writer style and its the note saying where the body is and matches another type writer for a job aplication

so adams is p-ssed that sands wacked harry homie and worries bf whos name is sherman like jay sherman from the critic, might win

adams wants to quit and sands sez no one walks out on the avenging angels and hes in too deep

then wife comes in and sez the gov arrrested dave the slave for the murder as his typewritter was the one and she wants sands to help him

sands sez he's gonna release dave and drive her home

after she goes, he tells adams to tell sherman the bf and not the evil sara sherman from the devolving saturdasy night live, to releave dave or he's gonna make a fool outta him, and idf that dont work, he's gonna spring him at a hearing

sherman the bf sez no and later the news sez a lack of evidence frees dave the slave

at wifes home, the sands tries to make out with wife even though 1 of the commandments of the angles is to defend the sanctity of home and womanhood

wife tells off sands for being cr-p and he treis b0ning her but a gunshot takes her out

wait, she pulled a gun on him and in thew struggle she got capped

sdo sands leaves and this is like in Birth Of A Nation where the renegade attacked that chick and she jumped

so dave the slave comes back and finds her dead and sands pays for an elaborate service as her wacking is ruled a suicide

later, people are rebelling like america in the early 2020s and canada under a beta male frenchie as taxes are too high and people can't afford to eat

chick i think or w.e i called the daughter tells off adams for nto signing the relief bill

sands comes in and adfams wants to give in to the corwd and sands tells him if he does hes done as govoirner

so adams goes out and sez hes gonna sign the relief bill but 1 guy, i think dave, is told to follow his orders

another guy i think caps adams and the angels by him say it was ddave i think and he snaps and fires around but a cop ends him

good guy with a gun

this it TOTALLY not like jfk or diana or cgarles other women

so gf or daughtyer or w/.e coems by and hugs sherman and 1 guy there sez the prez, who would be the daemon worshipper fdr who went kinda commie and might have had a hand in pearl harbor tohelp his daemon buddy in soviet england, sez in a letter that theres a chance of a dictatorship after the adams got it

ironic as he was into oppression and threatened to stack the courts

so now he's gonna help sherman and sherman sez he knew they had dave the slave get iced by a cop soi he wouldnt stand tral

agian, like how THEY went after those THEY deem a danger to THEIR cuases

like how they wacked harambe as it was a way to spark disharmony with the wieners and candya66es

sherman sez the law cant deal with so many peopel and the other guy sez they need to expose the badness of sands

dauhgter sez sands is still into her and she has an idrea on how to deal with that

btw even if they expose the evils, there sALWAYS  number of people who will, like the monarchy fans who ignore their murders and think its innocent

so then daughter starts a wing of the aa thats for chicks and then goes to sands and sez she got it going

sands sez with the womens vote, he can make it as prez and wants her to bne his 1st lady

then blonde guy comes in whos the leaderr of the youth division and started another one recent

hes sent off and when she sez she as the 1st lady b4 a wedding, he smooches her and she spills her drink on her skirt

guys are comming and he has her wait in the bedroom and he gives huis meeting and gides her clopvbes in the dresser

he turns on the radio and she comes out claiming she thought he weas done and the members leave thinking hes b0ning her

the people have issuer with the leader b0ning outside of marriage as they had f--king morals back then and spread the word like aids in degrassi

so she comes back and sherman is bummed she gave up her reputation to bring down sands

a kamikaze attack

sherman dont like it and she sez it must be done to save the country from sands

then blonde comes by and asks her if its true and she dont repplyt so h thinks her and sands are b0ning and thus are befouled

he turns on sands and as the leader is bad, then the whole group is bad

so now he calls the leaders of the youth division over and tells them the gossip is true and sands is corrupt and played them for saps and pwns to do his bidding

totALLY NOT LIKE A UNION

so he sez to back sherman and the montage of newspapers says the angels split and back sherman

sands still has those on his side and is running and wait its not sands i think its the guy who was with sherman

the chick daughter is there and the guy who read the letter from da prez is now governer and chick wait, he sez hes running for goveroenr and chick dauhgter is sifding with him

sdo sands comes in and thinks dauhget is still into him and she goes with it

he wants to look over campaighn plans and she instead takes him on  time on the town with female dancers kicking and him dancing with her and drinking

this is how the nordic god loki won hsi god bet

he sed the gods cant build a wall in time and whern time was almost up, he turned into a female horse and dseduced the main work horse all night and in the am it was too tired toi finish the wall

but he got horse pregnant and gave birth to Slepnir the 8 legged half hoprse 1/4th god 1/4th giant steed he gave to his dad Odin

that is the broniest story i ever heard

he got to be a hot female horse, be b00ning a horse, got horse pregnant, and gave birth to a magic horse

so then its daytime and the press is coming and wait, its the other team for the meeting and he realizes she set him up and attacks her but when he pulls his firearm, the crowd comes in and puts to him his torso

donmt worru, hes gonna be ok, ge just nbeeds soem rest

she comes crying to sherman and he tells her off for being a 5kank and sez the aganving angels are full of sh-t

so the media bashes on the angels and the people quit and burn the robes whoich did nothing wrong and were only worn and sherman dumps on daughter

soem angels refuse to back the other guy running and there a mob burbing her in effigy outside as bf is with her insaide

bf asks her to marry him and sher sez no as he has a future and she's befouled in reputation and needs to stay the bad guy until all the aa is over

she cant let anyone know she did it on purpose and sherman is gonna be goveroner and later they might get togheter

this shows tghat the dads sins befouled the kid and how she has to resist love to help the one she loves

kinda like with yuria and kenshiro in hokuto no ken

so sherman is in a parade as goverener with the prez and prez whos not the evil fdt is glad hes a goof guy

he sez the one who did all the work should be here but she cant and in the crowd is the daughter

prez sees her and invites her over wait he bows to her as respect and sherman the bf takes off his hat for her and move on as she sinks into the corwd

the end

that was poretty good

its based on how the 2nd klan came about in the 20s and was different than the 1st klan of the 1800s

people lump them all togehter but thats like saying zee kaiser was the same as zee fuhrer which is oddd as wilhelm hated adolphe

the end reminds me of i am a fugetive from the chain gang with her sinking into the blackness and it had good themes

this was kinda like law and order eps which are ripped from the headlines but not as woke and devolved

it warns of the dangers of groups which are like wolves in sheeps clothing

like all those groups saying "we stand for rights and helping the little guy whos oppressed" only to do so by oppressing those they dont like

all these scams that the media prtaised and buys into and the averae joe dont see as being a trap

its like if in x men a guy told magneto "no boy, ur wrong, the Friends Of Humanity are the GOOD guys! Its in the name! Friends of HUMANITY! If you are against them, then YOU are against HUMANITY"

Just remember: Follow the money

But this was a good film and it holds up while being in good b/w and proper fuillscreen

it might not work today, unless they replaced "b0ning a chick" with "saying something the elites dont like" as people are into b0nng a lot now

I liked it and once again Thomas Dixon tells a good story

Oh and it takes place over several years as adams got in as governer and after he was up for reelection, then got wacked and sands ran

or maybe he wasnt and i misremembered

For Nation Aflaime 2 i want it to get out that the chick faked b0ning the sands so those who were faithful to the geroup start a revival and begin getting into necromancy to resurrect sands from h-ll, but this leads to the h-llgate opening and a chunk of America is taken over by daemons and the souls of evil, so the daughter and sherman team up and wear holy armor to fiight the daemons but the armor also has steam punk tech and firing spears and has guns and blessed bullets and holy blades and they fight through the daemons to get to the heart of tnbe gate to beat a revivced sands who is now fused with daemons and looks like the guy from la blue girl oav 1 but less crotchy and hads his face covering one of the eyes of the daemnon and battle through em. also its a128 bit Sega Dreamcast, Gamecube, xbox and ps2 game where you pay as the sherman or the chick and fight through the daemons in a sorta 3d thing but without bad camera like mario 64 and save the Amercia

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