Thursday, January 19, 2023

Zillion Burning Night Review

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Zillion: Burning Night

This is Ore Samma No Review on Zillion Burning Night from the distant future year (To Goemon Ishikawa) of 1988 (10 years before the Global Civil War in Robotech)

Its a Direct To Video OVA by Tatsunoko who did Robotech and Outlanders and Speed Racer

Its directal by Mizuho Nishikubo who did Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei

I never ssaw this b4 but did try the Master System game anbd saw rviews on it and the game and the shgow

Its by Sega and was dubbed by Streamline Pictures who did Hokuto No Ken The Movie and Barefoot Gen

It stars Kerrigan Mahan from Power Rangers/Dr. Dolittle 01/The Santa Clause/Bebe's Kids/Robotech/Batman Beyond/Static Shock/Cow and Chicken/Vampire Hunter D/3x3 Eyes/The Harmony Gold Dub of Dragon Ball/Crying Freeman/Lily C.A.T., Doug Stone from Rave Master/Osmosis Jones/Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow/Fist of the North Star the movie/Beetleborgs Metallix/Power Rangers Lost Galaxy/Walter Melon/Conan the Adventurer/Witch Hunter Robin/Street Fighter II V/Naruto\Jungle de Ikou!/Gungrave\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Eureka Seven\Blue Dragon, Barbara Goodson from Avatar: The Last Airbender/G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/The Secret Files of the Spy Dogs\Spider-Man: The Animated Series\Beetleborgs Metallix\Power Rangers/Barefoot Gen\Battle B-Daman\B-Daman Crossfire\Biohunter/Bleach/Crying Freeman/Daigunder\Digimon/Hartmony Gold Dragon Ball/Eureka Seven\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Jungle de Ikou!\Naruto\Robotech\Silent Mobius\Witch Hunter Robin/Akira\Fist of the North Star the movie/Vampire Hunter D, Wendee Lee from Robotech/Hatm,onuy Gold and Bang Zoom Dragin Ball/Digimon/Mon Colle Knights\.hack//Sign/Bleach\Naruto\Family Guy\Akira\Silent Mobius/Power Rangers/Soulcalibur II, Eddie Frierson from .hack\3x3 Eyes\Akira/Crying Freeman/Digimon/Harmony Gold Dragon ball\Fist of the North Star\MAR/Naruto\Robotech/Street Fighter II V\Power Rangers/VR Troopers\Touched by an Angel\Dr. Dolittle 01\Osmosis Jones\ParaNorman\Shaolin Soccer/The Tale of Despereaux\Wreck-It Ralph 01, Michael Forest from Crying Freeman\Eureka Seven\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Serial Experiments Lain\Street Fighter II V\Witch Hunter Robin\Cast Away\The Twilight Zone/ tthe 60s Star Trek,Alexandra Kenworthy from My Neighbor Totoro\3×3 Eyes\Robotech\Silent Mobius, Steve Bulen from 3x3 Eyes\Crying Freeman\Fist of the North Star the movie\Ghost in the Shell\Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Lily C.A.T.\Outlanders\Street Fighter II V\Vampire Hunter D\Batman: The Animated Series\Creepy Crawlers\DuckTales\The Little Mermaid\Mulan\Transformers\Shaolin Soccer\Rave Master, Joyce Kurtz from Vampire Hunter D/3X3 Eyes, Kirk Thornton from Street Fighter II V\Serial Experiments Lain\Digimon/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Duel Masters\Gungrave\Naruto\Eureka Seven\Bleach\Afro Samurai\Blue Dragon\B-Daman Crossfire\Huntik: Secrets & Seekers\Akira\Sonic the Hedgehog games, Michael McConnohie from 3X3 Eyes/Bleach\Blue Dragon\digimon/Harmony gold and Bang Zoom Dragon Ball/Eureka Seven/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex\Gungrave\Ikki Tousen\MAR/Mon Colle Knights\Naruto\robotech/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Vampire Hunter D\Witch Hunter Robin\Zatch Bell!/Avatar: The Last Airbender\Creepy Crawlers\G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero\The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-DooTransformers\Walter Melon\Power Rangers/the Masked Rider\Beetleborgs Metallix\VR Troopers/Akira\Fist of the North Star movie/Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland\Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

so it starts with text saying somewday somewhere small town talk and we get am amv of 80s muisic and bikers and some anime chick singing japanese music

its in properr fullscreen and well colored and hwer and her band are playing in a 80s bar with neon and keytars

then it says the characters names and their japanese voices as ity ghgoes water colopprs

is this a thing on cheers?

so then evenatually the song ends and these guys in masks attacka df  this big a55 steme tank comes in and the maskers kidnap the chick named apple which is proibably where weneth paltrow got her kids name

so apple sez the maskers will pay and its a guy and a girl and the chick backhands apple and its revealed they are gonna make her marry the bad guy who is a crook and she shoves him to his shock

the 2 guys jj and jeff i mean champ see that the steam tank is heaDING FOR THE ZONE AND THEY AINT FIGHTING THE nohza and its the odama clan or w/.e

f off caps lock, get b0ned in the a55 by a osciet canadians

so bad guy beats his future wife and jj andf champ attackj but jjr biuke is bazookaed so he doubles on champs bike in the b--ch seat

so they jump on the train and jj is hanging on the metal moving thing aND HUSBANDO bad guy and female bad guy attacvk but some good movies from the guood guys make them hit their own train tank and ebvantually are beat off

they driver who looks like the real kingpin and not the ultimate one from marvel cant be beat and shovels to the head do nothing

btu the train tank f's out from damage and goes ofver the edge and they all fall out as it goes off the cliff

champ flirts weith apple and jj comes in and they bicker over champ beign a ladies man and jj never b0ning anyone

b4 they can remove the handcuffs, a guy in shades with a whipe come sin and easilyy beats jj and champ as the bad guys recapture apple and bring her into the zone

well, thats ther end of her, she's gonna be b0ned dead, full on urotusidoji

so the bad guys all have the same mom and she sez apple looked like her as a young an the whipe guy named rick like hujnter or astley seems regretful a bit of it

apple is in a jailcell watching a cartoon of her champ and jj fighting the nohza and using keytars and songs to fight like its robotech or macross

thsi feels like a chuck e cheese saong

so the nohza wgich i think is a thing on the noh mask turns into a flower and bad husbaND COMES IN TO SHOW HER THE DRESS AND SEZ NO ONES EVER ESCAPED FROM HERE but she sez they wont let her down

he tries b0ning hjer but she fights him off and nails him with her ball and chain and he ripps her outfit off her shoulders but rick the shades whip dude coemsin adn kicks husbands a55 and carries him off as apple sez he looks familiar

p-ss off and die caps lock

so at the bar the blue haired band chick tries to get people to help save apple and opa opa froom fantasy star comforts her with a hankie and jj and champ are given lazers that were from ther nohza war which i guess the huamsan won

they test em and chgamp does well but jj s-cked at it

after 3 days of looking they find a small number of bullets and it whasnt been made in years and the odama klan has most of it

in da war the odama cklan tried to take over the but good guys the White Knights stopped em with the zillion guns but while the people knew how to make zillion energy, the machiens that made it were sabotaged

the odama klan dont know how to use zillion but if they get the guns they can take over

so the heroes usea zepplin to cross the desert and i assumne its made of lead

also is amy and dave who are kind of side band members like the couple who b0nes in tommyes place in the room with the underwears

so they get to a storm and jkjj and champ gotta take batgliders like da vinci made and amy wants to come but needs to stay with dave the slave

as they fly around they see the prciness in the catlee but crows kamikaze through the gliders and they go downand catch a barb wire and land as rick is waTCHING IN THE LIGHTNING DArkness

not kingpin unchains apple and bad chick is there and jkj and chzmp bust in the building with guns like contra

then rick catches champ with his whip and pulls him off

jj later realizes that champ is gone but hears apple and goes to find her

so evil mom is gonna marry her son the husband hardock as i guess in her cult the women can be priests like some kind of secks cult

jj bangs on the glass like in that dustin hoffman movie and shoots in open and the lights go out

when they come in, he''s pulled away the mom and apple is with the badz and she sends in hoipping masked gusy like kyonshee that he fights

oh theyre robots

apple sez "hay b--ch! ja hungry? heeya! try sum weddin cake" liker a jersey giurl and nauls her with it which makes her drop her cxontrol staff and the kyonshi swarm, her

jj and apple escape and fall off a cliff but hes hanging from her and can look up her dress but i think shes wearing undies

after somehow getting up and a scnes of champ fightign rick, jj is lustiing after apple which feministz and beta males would get triggered by

the bads hear her yelling at him for feeling her b00bz and he sez for her to escape as he fights em

but she comes back and helps him and i think gets leg damage

they come on and the mom come in driving a contsruction vehicle and the good guys are on a bridfge and have the bads at the otrher end and the scooper befpore em

so they jump off and get pooped out the garbage chute, but are on the edge and didnt go over with the junk warriors

jj wakes up and thinks apple is dead and shakes herwhich might kill her if she had a neck damage

she wakes up and shes kinda cold and he gives her his coat as if he bites it, she can go on but if she bites it, champ will end him

then a song oif backgrounbd music and them together in the wasteland and they have a moment where he sez he never had a rewal gf

is this rick and lkisa in robotech?

apoople sez she had a bf but it f'd out and they talk on men not relating to women as they do with emn

probable cuz guys and girls are 2 different things and relate different

like fish and whales are different

or anime and amewrican cartoons

so eventuyally the area blows near and they see champ fighting rick

there a burst and jj goers back to back with champ and rick helps ewm by taking out kingpins bazookla

jj takes out husbnand and rick catches jjes guyn hand so jj falls and shoot sthe whip at the grip

jj riuns outta ammo and fights rick as champ takes on the 3 tohers and his belt buckle stops kingpins chainsaw like ben carson

then the mom comes in driviugn a vehicke anbnd champ fight sit but rins outta ammo and gets nailed off a cliff

shers heading for him with a drill and apple machineguns the vehicle and the fam is ok somehow

apple fires on them to sendf em runnin and jj is still fighting rick and buysting through walls like hes the juggernaught

rick gets 2 blades and gives 1 to jj like with violence jack and the good guys in the zepplin say; the odama klan is over and the place is gonna blow for some unexplained reason

this is right outta violecne jack ova 1 where theres a twuister comming

rick fights jj and cuts his clothes but not in a fansewrvice way like ikki tousen as that would be gay

eventuyallty jj knocks off ricks shades and they shatter like candya55 glass and azpple realizes its rickas hes not wearing shades and she knows him now

shes worse than rob schnieder in judge dredd as she cant tell someone with half the face covered

rick attacks rick and i mean jj and reveals hes still into her and knocks jjs blade up and slices his leg but as he goers in for the kill, apple gets him in the gut with her gun barrel and not the fire to stop him

rick sez to end him but she sez jj is her friend and charges in adn sticks the blade beside his head and sez to take care of her, then jumps off a cliff to h e double soviet england and the area blows

didnt krauser do that in fatal fury oav 2?

so the good gues go off in a lead zepplin as soft japanse music plays and the credits of th ruined city

then thenWhite Nuts play the ending crtedits song in the bar and i think this is recycled animation

then it shows the locket music box thing sailor moon stole from this that apple and rick had on the ground with tinkling sounds

the end

that was pretty good

mnice animation

good dub acting wirth heart aND STYLE

good 80s muysic and story

cool characters instead of beta males and losers and feminists

good heart and likable characters

its only liek 45 mins or 1 laser disk and works well

for Zillion: Burning Night 2 I want the Odama clan to regroupo and rebuild rick as a cyborg under their control with nohza tech and go after revenge against the White Nuts, but the white  Nuts have regained the tech to make Zillion and battle the Nohza Rick Odama and the several prototypes tht were flawed before facing the ohdama klan in their mech suits. Also its a 16 bit fighting Game on Sega Genesis, Snres, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the heroes in story mode or anyone in free movde and battle through the various prototypes of nohza rickwith different abilities and gimkmicks

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