The Final Countdown Review

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The Final Countdown

This is my review on The Final Countdown from the distant futrurew yyear (to Sango from Inuuyasha) of 1980 (40 years beforte Transformers Super God Masterforce)

its ditrectal by Don Taylor who did Escape from the Planet of the Apes

It stars Kirk Douglas from Ace in the Hole/The Big Trees/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea/The Indian Fighter/Spartacus(gay commies)Inherit the Wind/The Simpsons/Touched by an Angel, Martin Sheen from Apocalypse Now/Gandhi/The Dead Zone/J FK\Spawn/The Amazing Spider-Man(ew!)/The Simpsons, Katharine Ross from The Graduate/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here/The Swarm/The Shadow Riders, Ron O'Neal from Red Dawn 1, Charles Durning from Dog Day Afternoon/Scarface/Dick Tracy/Spy Hard/The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists\O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Soon-tek Oh from King of the Hill/Life with Louie/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest\M*A*S*H/Mulan 1 and 2/Beverly Hills Ninja/Death Wish 4: The Crackdown and most of those were non korean so its racist, Alvin Ing from Smilla's Sense of Snow, The Right Honorable Lloyd Kaufman from Troma/Rockky 01/Gamer/Guardians of the Galaxy, and other guys not on candy a55 wikipedia or i never saw in sh-t

I never saw this and this came b4 the song by Europe

So it starts with a JET TAKING OFF AND ACAR DRIVING TO CREDITS AND F OFF CAPS LOCK GO GET F'D DEAD BY SOVIRET APES

so sheen goes on a chopper by a memorial for a perrl harbor thing and later on an aircraft carrioer

hes a systems analist and meets captain kirk douglas and the crew

kirk is disgruntled that the launch was delayed 2 days and they give sheen a room to be in where he reads a guys papers

the guy comes in and is ad at him and wabnts pprivacy and sheen sez he trys to find better ways to do things and likes the masnuscriupt he wrote

better than das capital, or the blaxploitation version; das afrikapital

So a stporm is starting and kirk douglas recall the plainesthe water temp is higher and the scanners are seeing omething in and out

a worm hole thing opens in front of the carrier and they prepare to take the jet in with a net on the ship

the carrier goes in da worms hole and the souds make people covbdr ears and bend

kik, looking like george plimpton from b0ner academy asks where the plane is and its gone after comming inrtoi the clear

they ca;lll all men to battle stations and go to genewral quatrers

theyy see the jet con ing in aznd it landsand they drive vehicles to prepare in case of fire

they hose it off with co2and get da pil,o out and somethings wrong with him but we dont see it

thingfs dot make sense as the radio code being recieved is not used much nowadys and kirk suspects that there was a nucular attack on soviet hawaii

they tried radioing the ofdficials but got nothing anda recon guy they sent out sez thinhs look ok

a radio signal picks up a radio show with i think a black ghuy assnd i had an idea now of a modern day pc commie going to the 40s and seeing people laUGING AT 40S HUMOR AND GETTING TRIGGERED AND SPAZZING OUT

p-ss off and die caps lock, burn in the blackets fire of dantes inferno and get b0ned by j fk and lincon at the same time!

So this chick is typing this thing these politicail guys did and they see America jets going over em

on da radio it tells a boxing match and 1 guy plays the 80s toyu Simopn

they wonder why its goyt nostaliga broadcasting and how it might be a joke that sheen al;so isnt in on

da radio talks of the germans facing the soviets anfdthe recon photos shows the ships that were sunk in the war are still up

the crew thinks the soviets and germans stasrted a ar and sheen sez to get photoes thisa guynis using in a book

we see aerial refueling like a video gasme and sheen shows that the photoes that were from ww2 were like the ones recon took a 1 hour agos

then they see 2 Japanese Zero Fighters and I just realized that this might be where the Mega Man X Character got his name

sheen sez by some sci fi with black holes and anti matter and other star trek cr-p, time travel is possibvle

on da boat with the 1 chick as EVERY movie need female representation despite it beign a military film in the 40s, the Zeroes go by and the pilots have the cockpits open and look at each other

the pilots open fire opn the boat people and ice 1 of em but the fat guy survivces

so kirk duglas sez the japanese wanna take out anything with a radio and and the boat people call for help but dounsals sez not to help em

the Zeroes fire on the boat and it blows in a fireball as its full of protoculture i guess and the kirk sexz to help the peopel but not dire on the planes

the japanese fire agian and shred another guy and the Americans fly by em and toy with em

so the kirk has the jets fire on the Zeroes and they blow em out

ooh, he aint gonna be in the final countdown 2

nah hes gonna be the main bad guy rebuilt with alien tech from sea daemons

remember in ww1 how these soilfiers were saved by angels or w/e firign arrows on the germans? maybe its like this; help from the fuiture

so kirk dounglass sez to ssave the survivers and keep em isoated and whent ehy do, 1 guy jumps in da water to get da dog which only lives for liek 12 years instead of humans for up to 120

also tarantulas can live like 40 years

they even save the japanese and a scouter recon guy finds the japanese fleet nearby

oh and its st nicholas day and dec 06 and the day b4 it happens

they dembate on if to fight the Jpanese as the japanse havnet attacked yet and it could cause a paradox of going back and icing ur grandpa b4 he breeds

technically, just existing there would affect tiem butterfly effect style and would alter reality from changign minor things like sea currents or wind

for example; when a human life begins with a fertilized egg, the egg is fertilized with a single spurtm, but if the guy b0ning his wife does anything a fraction different, even havign a single thought or breathing different, he'd j-zz diffwerent and the egg might be fertilized by a different one

so marttin mcfly mcsorly scheen looks through the guys notes and sez holy something, the audfio fd--jed out and whhen guy comes back, sheen reads the notes saying that the guy they saved was gonna be fdr's running mate and had he not vanished in sea, might have been his running mate and opresz after fdr went back to h=ll where his kind belongs

fat guy who was gonna be running mate talks with his woman about "who are these guys? the nacy? not any i seen, must be fdr, he wanted in on da war"

in the briug the japanese guy gets a gun in a sneak attack and takkes out 1 ghuy but the chick sez dont when the dog runs out and he stops

the japanese guy has them communicate with a translater and wants a radio or hes gonna kill again

kird captain agrees and as he lets the people by, he takes the chick hostage

the scheen has em tell tthe japanese of the fleets plans and its translasted and japanese attacks 1 guy but 2 others shred him

dont worry, he just needs some rest, hes gone to the shadow realm

the kirk soccer meets the fdr guy senator and kirk looks like janmie farr and wants to call parle harttbor

he calls em and they don't buy it as theres no records of the ship or captain

manuscript guy talks with chick about how shes his script writer andis kinda fenminist whining of it being a mans world and wanting to be known for ability over looks

nowadays they only want women forbeing woman regardless of ability

eh netflix?

look how they/them devolved she ra

sheen makes a stink abouit changing history as this guyt might replace truman who was into darkness but kirk sez its not his job to worry aBOUT WHO MIGHT BE IN THE wHIOTE hOUSE IN 4 YEARS OR 40 YEARS AGO

THEY ARE GONNA SEND EJ TO (f off caps lock, f off and die!) a desert island to be safe and kirbk saez thatr they went back in time and are gonna f with history

like Trunks in DBZ, Ghosts From Tomorrow

so they dump senataopr off and b4 he goes off, he gets a flare gun and makes da crew take off

manuscript tries to get on but falls in da sea and a guy senator knocvked out ggets up and fights him and the flare gun goes off and f--kin vlowes the chopped to h e double soviet hawaii

didnt see dat comming

although they wewre on borrowed time, as, like gunmdam seed, he was gonna get iced but was saved

so the Americas lainch planes but the time thing happens again and they recall the planes

tthe japanese attack although why would they if the official reason was they wewre mad at america for cutting off oil and gas, and punching a guy you want someething from isant good business

so they go through the worm hole a55 and the jets retuirn

so the admiral or w/e is p-sdsed they lost an saircraft carrier in the ocean and the dog is still with em as animals cant die in movies

sceen sees the manuskcrip and sez its good to know ja woith douglas

then da dog comes by and sees this car and comes to it and sceen goes in da car with geezxwer manuscript guy and chick and manuscript guy looks like backdoor biden

he goes off with em andf i guess he pulls a biff from bback too the future and used his future knowlegde to make it big

then credits to heroic music and its widescreen and color

the end

That was pretty good

Sorta like the Star Trek ep where BONES went back in time and B0NED I mean saved that girl from becoming BONES sand it changed history

A bit back to the future and a bit based on real military tech that sent ships around

it has good flow and pacing and dont dragh and has nce effects

i liked it and it holds up well

Although there ws no countdoiwm, final or otherwise, like how Angels And Demons had neither

And I just remembered I dreamned of the song The Finsal Copuntdown a bit ago

For The Final Countdown 2 I want it to be revealed the military tested the time fold system on them and then its the 00s and they have erfected it, but the sovierts are still around and send a guy under cover oin their crew and to sabotage their mission to prevent WW1 and save Franz Fwrdinand where as the Soviet guy wants to ice him but also Adolphe so the Germans will fall to socialism and the bigger USSR will take over Europe AND America, Also its an 8 bit Point And Click Adventure Like that Phantasy Stat Game on Master System, Game Gear, NES, GB, TG16, Atari 7800 anbd Lynx where you go around in this base and then through 1910s Europe to fix history and stop it from being broken