Jack London Review

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Jack London

this is by rweview onn Jack London fr0oom the distyant fguture year, to Jack London, of11943 (100 years befoprte robotech season 03)

its direectal by Alfred Santell who dod nothing i saw

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i never saw tyhis b4 but Its based on the 1921 book The Book of Jack London by London's second wife, Charmian London

i hear the real jack london was into racial issues and supported eugenics and sovcialism and unions

but he's from the 1800s and the science hhas changed so what he was doing was right at the time

aw f he was a athiest, no wonder he supported such evils

i did read call of the wild in grade school and liked the 90s cartoon white fang

a wonderful pumpkin can grow froma  miserable mound of dung

so it starts with a ship named after jack a55 london being laiunched and sez he was a real american(i duubt that) and about how he liked freedom(until the partyt gets in)

then tirle and credits in a book with pages tuyrning to 40s music

in 1890 oakland this chick got her hasnd f'd by a machine whgen faling asleep on the job

the boss wANTS EM TO CARRY ON BUT LONDON QUITS  AND at home whines to his slasve abnouyt how it could haVE BEEN HIM who's hand got crushed

also hes jealous of the rich and isan't happy with his cr-ppy life annd seems to get along with this africanized woman despite his racisl issues

he wants her money for going oyster hauling and get ebnough dough to last a year

she dopn't wanna as she cares f he gets in danger and i think shes the fams maid/slave

so later london jerwmy buys a boat for 250$and theres a blonde chicck sitting by it

do you come with the boat?

oh you, girtly giggle

when london jeremy is on the sea the blonde is in there and came out and knows of poyster cr-p from her brother who got capped

she sez not to go out with the moon out andsez it makes a man of him to be out on his own boat

latewr jacko goes to a salloon and sees a guy callerd scratch nelson, but scratch is a cofde hint at the devil

jack and blonde are well dressed andscratch wants to join em and jack is writing stories whe not busty or busy

ay night theyysneak in this boatyard area and wait itsd just them bringing in therir booty and not a55es

sopme guyts open fire onm other gutys and the main guystake cover as i think its a mafia or unmionthing and the cops arte fighting em

scratch gewts it andgoes in the sea but jack saves hiom

vener mind hes in h-ll not and being b0ned by abe lincon

jack had enough being an oysterizer and ditches his blonde who calls him a candya55 for quitting

after queering out theres a 10 montrh cruise to te bearing sea and by where the ningen were seen and jack signs up for a 30$ a month sea guy thing

its he ghonna be a moby dick?

pc commie; mobvy african american!

sothis blonde guy talks toughand the guys laugh at him and 1 manly guy finds lenon reading the errorful darwins origin of species

my cousin read it and noticed a lot of things that didnt add up

so the guys pl;ay keep away and 1 geezer gets manly guy in a lock and sez leave him alovbe like a less seuxally challenged leave britany alone

so the guys go manning on the sea, long and hard and full of p-ss and vinegar and hunt seals, ewhich that rotting bimbo pam andferson would spaszz ouut over

many guy slips a dead seal in jacks bunk as a joke and later, manlyt guy sez thery are going to Toklohama like in Robotecvh and having Geisha babes

jack reads his book of evil and manly guy is confused why jack isnt spazzing until he finds the seal in his bed

manly guiy gos mental amdf beats jacks a55 but jaCK GETS him in a head;lock and downs him and not wirth a flu shotr

jack is writing the sea wolf and geezer has a depreessinmg monologue on the futility anfd cyucle of the fishing

jack wants to write but wants to learn and later hoes to the universoity of soviet californisawith an integrated class of both genders, buit don't worry, all are the same race. so jack won't have to kill any of em

teacher sez he has 2 storirs chosen for a contest and 1 is lite and cheerful but the other is dark and heavy

he reads 1 anmd the class laffs at howits girly and ditzy

jacks is about blowing out a guys head open with a gun and when jack acts whats wronmg, proff sez its too imaginativce

jsack reveals its a real event he saw in then hetero singapore and wants to write the truth, even though the entrance exams tried to keep im out he didnt let THEM stop him

but hge wanted to trasin the brain but sees his kind isnt welcome and leaves thinking they dont like his style and him writing what he's seen

professor sez he has courage and tells the teens not to copy it cuz college don't like men being manly or proud or hetero

at his placehe tells his maid/slave he's going out and burns his stories like geoierghhe melies and quits school after seeing its a scam to brainwash us

hes goiung to the Yokon he thinks is in alaska as canada iis non canon and she fears he's gonna f--k out but jackula has confidencxe

in the yukon., near where the partridge creek monster is, i thgink, in dawson city, its  like a cowboy town and jack is dressed in f;lannel like a lumber jack

this chiuck i think is a H00KER COMES BY TO CHAT WITH THE JACXKER  AND THIS FAT GUY WIN A THING IN A CARD GAME AND WANTS h00jer with him

jack hassles him and he swings but is countered byy the jac-o and goes off

h00ker is a greek whivch means shes up for butt stuff and likes the jack

later jackenstein comes in her room and has a story he wrotre called the scorne of women

creatiure from the jack lagoon finishes his writing as his woman goes down to sing and wwhn jack goes dowqnm hew hears theres a gold sighting and ditchers huis h00ker greek

she wants him to stay and sez its safe here and dangerous out there and probably got sasquatch anmd daemons there

jack smooches her and ditches her, probaBLY PREGNANT WITH HIS AND EVERY OTHER GUY THERES KIDS IN 1 MIXED SPURM BABY IN HER COLON

so the mum jack is wioth his dog in a frozen h-ll and in a cabin and wonders why theres snow and where its from

he wantsa a story of a killer on the run being smnowed in a cabin for a year in solitary and reads his story of buck from gone with the wind io mean call of the wild 

his dog is called buck and sees it has a scar and wonndders what its been through and if he could share stories

you think he b0ned the dog?

so later he talks with a publisher about thew call of the wild, which was also a beast wars ep and made me do a book report on it in grade school

so punboisdher sez jack is good and might be up with this guy jack likes

publishmerman from american day i mean dad shows him this chick and she books it to stick carrots up her as55 amnd jack follows to watch

she ssez she didnt snub him and takes foprever to explain and she goes to expl;ain to her boss the publisjerman 

jack whips out his b0nar and starts jh-rkin off on her desk

jk really he smokes a faeg and reads her mail anbd she comes in and sees she wrote a note saying not to introduce her ti him to her boss cuz if hes like his wrtiotiong, shes be gay for him

later thety Are living on a farm or something and riding a horses a55es and 

sahe thinks sshe knows more of him from reading his books

what about steven king? he writes f'd up cr-p

or f--kin go nagai?? he does violent p0rn9!

the hunch jack of noter dame is afraid of being trapped by love and she comforts him and they smooch

later the ,mmaid is getting a shoe for new yeas and it was the 1qst new century, in 100 years

tthe meen talk of the advanmcement made in the 199th century anmd in 100 years it'll be the milennium

the jolf jack, or wolf man jack, warns of tyrants and the dangers of money cuz hes a pinko socvialist candya55

a paper owner wamnts him to cover the boeer war wich i have little into of but think the brits were the bad guys, like every other war they/them did

he tells his woman hes going to soviert south africa before it devolved into violence and aids

then wehen the man who jacks gets to candy a55 emngl;;and, the war is over

he sent a letter  home sayuing hes going home and its on the day the letter arrived

so woman goes to meet him ands hes outside comming in and has a  lot ofd cr-p from 

maid gives the man who jacks (0ff on the floor) a telegram and he dopnt wanna go

in a bar when drunk he talks with a guy wjho sez to breed a lot and he don;'t wanna tell his woman of it

so he comes hoome and tells his p-ssed off wife hes gotta go to japan to cover the war with rissia

he sez he took forever for so,me reason and she wants to marry but dont wanna take the back seat to his adventures and be his se\cond banana to his travel;s

he sez he wont go but shge reveals she knew and he goes to 1900s Nippon wiith other gaijin and has sake or tea in a Geisha house

the reporters think theres not gonna be a war and jacxk seas the russiuans are sending troops to back door korea

a Nippopn Jin sezsomething and guys leave and the reporters hear the Imperial Japanese Fleet faced the ruissians before the commies ruined it

this 5'0 japoanese guy sez they dont got perrmission to go to korea but at a banqwuet, they can meet guys who give permission

also they cant go and report as they might leak the japanese plans to the russians

the 5'1 guy is intgerested injack longdon andlater jack sez hes gonna go to korea and bets a guy 100 bones he an make it even though you need persmission to leave Tokyoi aND JACKS A GAIJIN

SO LASTER HES IN AN ASIANY PLAEAND I THINK ITS KOREA BUT THERES NO FRUITY BOY BANDS OR KNOCK OFFS OF SUPERIOR jAPANESE THINGS

F Off and die caps lock, ja c-ck suckin sunocva b--ch!

jack tris bribong but the Japanese are honoravble and say no he cross dresses as a korean or Ainu to get by

Well, the Ainu aRE SLAVIC OR w/e so he might pass

so these japanese are bringing slaves oort captrured gauijin and jaCK GETS PHOTOES but this ?Nippon Jin gets his camera and speaks english with him

upon hearting hes jack london and not a soy and he read his books,he has jack aS HIS GUREST

HE OFFERS the phantom of the JACKura CAVIAR and jack sez no but has items hes ghot from his conquering

also he has a game he plays and this wheel with shadows anmd how itr makes a shadow that looks like ther RisingSun Flag on a map of japan

Japan plans to conquer korea and then take china and mongolia for its irion lumber and coal and use the resources to try and take over more

japan shgould have got china, better than mahu mao and his commie cretans

japanese guy sez england haS  india and other asreas and america has canada and south america, so its not fair as jaPAN DONT HAVE THT MANY COLONIES

BUT FOR jAPAN TO WIN THEY GOTTA END ENGLAND AND aMERICA

SOUNDFS like what china was planning in the 2010s/20s

btw this was made is the 40s so during the alleged ww2 they/them hated Imperial Japan

the nipponjin sez no one  will believe him but he somehow gets word out and all papers gte the word out

the japanese are not happy and btw the real jack london didnt like asians , evemn the good ones like the Honorable Nippon Jin. i think

ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDEA, HE LIKED JAPAN, which makes sence as hes a white supremacist and they like Japan fotr their superiorty asnd high protoculture

so jack got arrested by the japansee photographing cannons and exposes captain Tanaka for helping him

Japan sends him to jail for saying things they dont like as if its backl door abe lincon (this is real, he locked people up for disobeying him)

in there all these gaijin are wanting water but  give jack some but he rebukes their kindness and attacks em

accroding to back door wikipedoea.,, he was arrected for fighting the Japanese, but i question both this movie and that gay a55 site

in the jail he sees an inmate eating anothe rone alive as he screams and spazzes out

jjk really ytheu break out of the jaoil walls with a bench or bed or w/e and run outto drink like a swarm of ants after a dead bird

the japoanese shred weem with machine gun fire and rifles, wehich is what SHOULD have happened in bridge on the rivew kwai

eat that mnaruta tachi!

omae tachi no zoku wa jigoku no kuso!

the 5'1 guy tells s reporter who lost 100$ in a bet with the jack of jack beign in jail and wortd gets to the white house

teddy rooosevelt, who was into the occult like jack and his bohemo club, sez to release jack and the japanese comply

the army guys say sorry for detaining jack and return his camera

jack writes anti Japanese things and the pubnlisher sez people want the truth but when jack sez it is, publisher sez japan is americas homie and business partner and its not good to anger ewm

like bi den and chi na?

jack thinks japan is gonna take over the world and attack them one day goers off to tell it hmself

hhe has doubts but his woman sez she believs in him and they kiss and the movie ends with hope

the end

that was pretty good

hinted at his darker soialism and malcontentary but tried to make him seem good

made Japan look bad from WW2 views but thats how the 40s were

Like if a 2020s thing on the 1920sa showed the dangers the Klan warned us about the irish and how bi den proved em true

but its a well done 40s movie and even though it ended in 190X, it told some good parts of his life and times with good lessons today

good acting and the music was good and its in B/W and Proper Full Screen

It kinda skimmed some parts and I think he killed himself later but this has to end on hope unlike russian stories

Also I'm pretty sure the Military guy telling him Japans Wortld Domination plan like something outta G I Joe or Tranbsformers diudn't happen in the real version

For Jack London 2 I want him to go to Japan after the war and sees Japan rising, fearful; of their might, he plans to bring em down by making marks in the landscape to open the gates of h-ll he learned from his occylt writer homies, but a descendant of Samurai is sent by the Emperors Psychic to prevent it.and damages the marking he made while following him in the shsadows, until he does the last mark and it  f--ks out and opens a gate to a dark rrealm near whewre the last marker is and the sSamurai fights Jack who fses with a daemon and is a big h r hgigar monstrosity. Also its an  8 bit game like Kenseiden on Game Gear, Master System, Nes, GameBoy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the SamuraI ANDS FIGHT THE STONES WHO RELEASE yOKAI TO FIGHT and holy f--k how long was caps lock on? die you candy a55 faeggit! So the Samurai  battles these Yokai and beating it breaks the tone marker he planted in the location and you travel Japan to beat these things in any order and after all are beat, you fight Jack,. who once beat, is mindwiped and sent back to America.