Fort Defiance Review

 Note: I spell defiantly

Fort Defiance

This is my recirw on Fort Defiance from the distant future year of 1951 (80 years before the 3rd Robotech War and Transformers Battlestars The Return Of Convoy)

Its directed by John Rawlins who did nothing I sAW

It stars Dane Clark from The Twilight Zone, Ben Johnson from Angel and the Badman\Fort Apache\Red River\She Wore a Yellow Ribbon\Mighty Joe Young\Shane\One-Eyed Jacks\The Rare Breed\Hang 'Em High\Chisum\The Last Picture Show\The Swarm\The Shadow Riders\Red Dawn\the 90s Angels in the Outfield, Peter Graves fromthe 50s Angels in the Outfield\It Conquered the World\Airplane!\Airplane II: The Sequel\Addams Family Values\yje 90s House on Haunted Hill\Men in Bl=ck II\Looney Tunes: Back in Action\Cold Case\American Dad!\WordGirl, George Cleveland from Blue Steel\Revolt of the Zombies\Two-Faced Woman\Dakota\Angel on My Shoulder\Frenchie, Iron Eyes Cody from  The Viking\Blood on the Moon\Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Ernest Goes to Camp, Dennis Moore not demi moore from The Mummy's Curse, Craig Woods from  Angel and the Badman, Dick Elliott from Annie Oakley\Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\Abilene Town\It's a Wonderful Life\The Andy Griffith Show, and a buncxha guys i never saw or aint on back door soviet candy a55 wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but its 82 mins and 2 hours on Grit as they gotta have adds

so after title ands credits in proper fullscreen and semi faint color with good 50s music we getta guy horse a55 riding through the desert w/o dialogue like a silent film

he gets to a stone house and sees a guyhandling a horse and asks if he knows johnny, and is told horse guy is johnnys brother

johnny wasnt seen since the war and should be back near Xmas and the horse goes mental so brother curls up into an a55 ball

main guy saves him and finds bro is blind and his uncle comes out and tells uncle main guy is a friend of johnnys

uncle tells him off for trying to rise a big black horse when uncle isnt around and then some ex soldiers come by heading for soviet california and want his cattle for 50 cents a head

uncle tells the ex soldier off for wanting wm that cheap and ex soldier pulls a gun but main guy caps him and the other ex soldiers go off

uncle sez theres malcontent ex soldiers comming aorund and werre f'd by the war to be used to killing and main guys fast gunplay shows hes a freind of johnny

main guy is invited to stay and later talks with uncle about johnny and later bro sez johnny will be glad to come back to see a friend and mis almost as good at guns as jognny

main guy sez his bro got iced in da war and we hear main guys womans voice calling him to come back to her and her name is jane and hes ben like ben stein or ben carson as he reads her letter

then some riders come in to jack the herd and its 25 guys but bro wants to handle it with talk

the riders are indians and wanna steal all his cattle and say they have no White friends as they/them are racist and theives

so uncle goes up to fort defiance and inside, bro hammers a nail into something and hides it when ben returns

they talk about johnny returtning and his plans and how johnny will fix everything but ben isnt too sure

uncle comes back and sez the idnians are mad cuz of being sent to a reservation and are going mental but when bro asks about johnny at fort defiance, uncle sez he heard johnny was dead

is this suddenly last summer where the quieero got iced?

so since johnny got outta the army he was a bank robber and was capped doing it in soviet new mexico and uncle couldnt bring himself to tell him

ben sez he came here after johnny and wont say what but then says his brother was iced cuz of johnny who didnt get the message to the men ben bro was with

johnny gave himself up and was caught by the Heroic Confederates and ben was with him in the captured area

ben books it and bro is busted up but gives ben a Christmas Present he made for Johnny and uncle offers to work for ben

ben sez he dont need him and tries to guilt ben into helping bro uz of his dead eyes and he don't fall for it and goes back to fort defiance

also with adds we're 30 mins in, that felt pretty fast

in a bar, ben writes to his woman saying hes on his way home and this devolved guy in a weird a55 hat comes byand drinks the deadly poison known as liquor

after writing in silence he asks where theres cattle for sale and devolved guy tells hm where but reads the note he left behind and tells a newspaper guy about it

ben comes back to uncle and bro and sez he got 250 cattle and told his woman to come over and will team up withwith uncle and bro

they go to getta Chrsitmas Tree thats not a palm tree like in futurama and uncle sez its The Lords way to give bro and ben back a brother with each other

as they put up the tree they talk of xmas and if bens woman is hot and how bro wants to do his share in the ranch

ben wants to ranch withbro and uncle and wife and how he'd get bro a pretty wife

get a fat onbe, he'd love the softness

they'd go to fort defience later and then some guys from dave parker whoowns a salloon come by and are the bad guys

parker shows the letter main guy ben did and that it reveals what johnny did and how parkers bros got it in the war cuz of johnny and he wants to kill bro for it even though bro did nothing to him and its like killing a kid cuz the dad was bad

hear that jf k? ur dad was a crook, so you gotta pay!

a gunfight breaks out and uncle gets capped and the parker bros leave but ben chases emin a carchase but with flesh animals

bro comes with him and rides a horses a55 and hold on the the tail growing outta its a55 as they go up the hillside but not seaside hill in sonic

so if hes blind and riding a horse, its like driving on autopilot

bro and ben go into navajo canyon and the bads are gonna atatck but the army comes by and sez to stay out as the indiansa re on a rampage and the army goes on thinking thats the end of them, also sends some men to give uncle a christian buriel

in da canyonthey are gonna go at night and if they return then the parker bros will be waiting, but at fort defiance they'd have the law

ben rolls some tobacco in paper and they smoke up and go on but the indians are near and 1 sees em and goes back to report

bro and ben get back and ask whos berried in the grave these guys are making and ben sez hes of the Angel Gabiel who manages the dead and finds that its uncle chuck like in sonic and hears that  parker did it

wait its not ben its the real johnny and hes not really dead and hears that parker iced uncle chuck and is gonna string up his bro for johnnys acts in the war and when he turns, the guys are gonna draw but he counters an caps em fast, then sends the last guy to tell parker hes not dead. also he heard how bro went into navajo canyon

so after a journey the bro and ben rest and bro thinks of how johnny saved him from a broken bottle and got a hand scar but bro got a beat down and went blind

then johnny comes by and asks about bro and when ben is gonna pull a gun, johnnys guy has a gun on him and tells him not to

johnny sez he was gonna thank him butben sez he was gonna kill him for what he did in the war buttells him that bro thinks johnny is dead

instead of killing ben, johnny beats on him cuz he cares about his brother like in gundam windg how heero didnt wanna kill zeches

they fight and roll around and  but jornny guy tells em indians are comming and its like in gundam wing how Heero and Zeches had to stop their duel in the pole cuz the enemy was comming

both guys come to see bro and jehoony dont say anything as ben sez they are strangers

a horse starts screaming cuz its ret-rded and bro figgers out its johnny and asks ahy he gave up in the war but johnny cant tell him and slugs him out

the indiasn open fire on them and bro dumba55edly runs around as a gunfight goes on instead of waiting for it to end and the ben runs out and saves him

johnny runs out with 2 guns and takes 2 indians outin an action hero move

johnny sez he knew the war was ending and didnt wanna risk his life and didnt care about the parker bros in thet group but ben ad his bro were in it and johnny didnt care about them

when good men do nothing, that is evil enough, dhalsm

jonnhy has 5000$ to fix bros eyes but bro dont want it cuz its stolen

an intian coems out and attacks but johnnys guy takes the hit and johnny ends the indian

johnny wonders why bro calls for ben and not him as he's been replaced and is surplus to requirements starscream

ben gets a gun as he dont shoot guys in the back or the b0ner and they go up the canyonand sleep in the openin the cold wind

ben gives bro an extra shirt and when johnny gives ben his shirt, ben refuses, then they fight

bro named ned like den backwards in zone of the enders the fist of mars calls to em and they stop and say it was the horses and ben gives ned the johnny coat

they see the idnians i think going outta the canyon and i notice johnny is white hat and ben is black hat and johnny offers ben the money but ben knows its stolen

ben off i mean johnny offers to team up with ben to take over soviet san fran sicko and kill a buncha guys but ben only cares about ending johnny

jonnyh has to try to avoid getting killed by the idneias, jhnny, the parker bros and keep ned safe and then they get up and go with ned even thought they just got there

then we se indians atatcks=ing a wagon and making high pitched screams like mus lims on gee haad and the trio of semi brothers come in and help em fire on the idnian swarm

i think even the blind guy is firing but unlike in robin hood men in tights, the blind guy isnt shown looking in the wrong direction or swinging his sword at nothing

the indians go and its the coach wagon to here was where bens woman was from and the town bought her a ticket for money reasons or something

at night the johnny talks with a chick whos probably a h00ker and is named julie like the chick  in bakugan the guys j-rked off to

the indians play drums for hours and 1 guy cant taek it andgoes off on his own and i guess thats the end of him

later its lighter but only from film tinting as to look different and was filmed in the day and the horse of the runner came back with his body tied to it, probably b0ned dead

wait it was johnny i eman ned talking to h00ker and they grew closer and he offers to be her man and talks of how he dont wanna be not wanted

so then its day and the idnians attack and he Americans defend and the army comes in and saves em like stagecoach or birth of a nation

the army is rounding up the indian malcontents and contrary to the media today, NOT gassing nor vivisectimg them

johnny wants to pay to fix neds eyes but ned dont want em fixed as i guess hes transabeled and identified as handicapped and lives as himself instead of beign fixed of his disability

johny knocked out ben and is gonna leav with ned but johnny tries to focibly take him back and fights but ned se z he'd kill him and johnny sees his bro dont love him and wants him in h-ll

johnny sez he owns the horses and buys the coach to take it over like hes disney buying better companies to use or his black bidding and leaves a horse for river and ben

jhony i mean ned gets a gun from h00ker and later in town johnyn comes into toen and sez the indians got the guys in the canyon

he buys 2 tickents to sviet san fran b0ner and is gonna send ned w/o consent but ned pulls a gun, and is overpowered by his non disabled brother

johnny asks if ned would really kill him and he sez i dont know but johny sees how much ned prefers ben and offers him money to start over but ned dont want it

johnny offers ned a chance to be bens partner andgives him his coat and goes off

johnny goes to parker to buy the ranch  from himbut parkers not there and his goons dont wanna do it, so he offer to do it for all the money in the safe and caps a guy whostood up to him

then has the guys write up a bill of sale and frce them to buy it like ba rock husein making it the law that we gotta buy halth insurance even if we don't want it or pay a penalty we didn't consent to

or unions saying you gotta sign ur freedom to them and obey their orders or you can't work where toyu want

so ben comes over and so does johnny but the patker guys say they got 2 mins to get out and they are gonna get the johnny

h00ker and blind ned dont wanna go and neither does the bed i mean ben but johnny offers himself to the parkers who dont consent

johnny gives them a bill of sale and the money he coerced from the ranch saying "they drove us off so we got paybment" and is gonna go out and die like a tale of 2 cities

ned asks if lincon shook johnnys hand and he sez yes even thoguh lincon was kind of a tyrant

the ben opens the door and the johnny runs out in a blaze of glory and caps everyone dual wielding pistols and only takes 1 bullet

the parker coems out and gets him in the backbut the ben comes out and after some offscreen shots ben returns sayign parker wont bug em anymore(cuz hies in h-ll)

then as they get ready to go, the coach comes in withmaybe bens woman an ben goes after it

the end

that was quite good

nice twists and i kinda saw that johnny and parker would get it

he went out samurai style and not by seppuku, but Christain Samuri who fought to the end

good acting and writing and the music was nice

the filming was well dont i mean done and it went along at a good pace and didn't drag but had flow

good characters and each of them had flaws instead of beign an ubermench of virtuer who does no wrong

its a solid movie and was by united artists who do good things and is only 80ish mins

i liked it and had some good interest watching

For Fort Defiance 2 I want it to be about the kids of ben and ned getting along and falling in love, but theres an invasion from england who wants America back and they gotta sign up for the defence force and take on australia who is subserviant to england and battles them who ride kangaroos and  have dingoes surgically connected into them on the back as a way of fighting harder, and they use both guns and swrds like transformers and ride dune buggys that tyrn into power armor made by thomas edison. In the later chapters, they go to australia to take em out at the source and go to plant a nuke in the key pont in the continent that will sink it and fight the regess of australia who rusles under the queen and she is revealed to be part snake woman and its an epic battle, also its a 16 bit run and gun game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, gba and atari jaguar and you play s 1 or 2 players the bens son and the blind guys daughter and both are in 1980s WWF outfits and an big muscley warriors who crush the 4'9 australians under their power.