Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Violence Jack Slumking Review

 Note: I spell better than this was recieved

Violence Jack Slumking

This is my review on Violence Jack Slumking from the distant future year of 1986 (20 years before Transformers Season 3)

Its directed by Osamu Kamijo who did Riding Bean and Special Armored Battalion Dorvack

Its actually animated by Ashi Productions who did Magical Princess Minky Momo\Special Armored Battalion Dorvack\Dancouga – Super Beast Machine God\Sonic Soldier Borgman\Macross 7\the 90s Mega Man cartoon\The Legend of Zorro\All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku\Beast Wars II: Super Life-Form Transformers\Cyber Team in Akihabara\Super Life-Form Transformers: Beast Wars Neo\F-Zero: GP Legend\Cutie Honey Universe\Vampire Hunter D\Beast Wars II: Lio Convoy's Close Call!\Rockman: Wish Upon a Star\Iria: Zeiram the Animation\New Cutie Honey oav 3/Apocalypse Zero\Jewel BEM Hunter Lime

It stars tessho genda from saint Seiya\dragon ball\transformers the headmasters\yu yu hakusho\magic knight rayearth\escaflowne\zATCH bell\transformers Energon(ewwwwwwwwww) and cybertron(ehh)\Shutendoji\Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z Hen\CB Chara Go Nagai World\Kekko Kamen\Ys: Castle in the Heavens\Golgo 13 Queen Bee\dbz\Capcom vs snk\Mega Man X7\Abashiri Family\Berserk\Cyber City oedo 808\Devilman:The Birth\dinozaurs\fist of the north star\fist of the north star 2\Garzey's Wing (whyyyyyyy??)\Hades Project Zeorymer\lily c a t(that was goooood)\Mazinkaiser OVA 7\Mystery of the Necronomicon (a f-kkin p0rn0!!)\New Getter Robo\Ninja Resurrection(nooooooo)\One Piece\Riki-oh ova,\Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture\Sakigake!! Otoko Juku(watch that anime! it'll make u a MAN!!)\Slayers the motion picture(mmmmmmmm naga!!)\Street Fighter II V\Spirit Warrior AKA Kujaku-oh AKA peacock king(which had a good sega genesis game)\Sword For Truth(noooooooooooooo!)\Urusei Yatsura\Naruto, Shigezou Sasaoka from God Mazinger\Mad Bull 34\Riki-Oh 2: Horobi no Ko\Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture\Slayers Great\Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie\The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross\Wedding Peach, Norio Wakamoto from Cyber City Oedo 808,\Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past (that was so baaaaad)\DBZ and GT\Fist of the North Star\Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up\Monster Rancher\Ninja Scroll\Shin Getter Robo vs. Neo Getter Robo and Getter Robo Arc\Transformers Animated\Transformers Cybertron\Urotsukidōji II: Legend of the Demon Womb\Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend\Urotsukidōji IV: Inferno Road OAV 3\Yugioh GX\Street Fighter IV and V, Capcom vs SNK 1 and 2 and SVC Chaos\The King of Fighters 2002\X BQmberMD Geist\Mazinger Z. Yoshino Ohtori from Doraemon/Fist of the North Star/Hajime no Ippo\ICE (OAV)\Inuyasha\Naruto\Pokémon Journeys: The SeriesPokémon Sun & Moon(devolved!!)\RahXephon\Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs\Sonic Soldier Borgman\Space Adventure Cobra\(The) Super Dimension Fortress Macross\(The) Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love?\Ushio & Tora\Mobile Suit Gundam. Hiromi Tsumu from Dragon Ball/Z/GT\Yugioh GX\Trigun\Silent Mobius\Ranma 1/2\Master of Mosquiton\Dominion Tank Police\Demon City Shinjuku Maya Okamoto who was in Wedding Peach\Virtua Fighter(eternal champions was a better game)\Wanna-Be's\Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend(which was a p0rn0h)\Slayers Return(I think she was a female body builder)\Silent Mobius\Sakura Wars(another Sega thing??)\Ogenki Clinic Adventures (another p0rn0h)\Night Warriors - Darkstalkers' Revenge (another video game anime??)\Martian Successor Nadesico\Magical Girl Pretty Sammy\Garzey's Wing (ahahahahahaha)\Demon Prince Enma\Burn Up. Keiichi Nanba who was in King of Fighters Games\Battle Arena Toshinden games\Bat/Barty/Batou/Bateau in Fist of the North Star 2(the teen/adult Version)\Flint: The Time Detective\Gundam Wing\Sailor Moon\Saint Seiya\Wizardry (the 80s OAV)\\Virus Buster Serge\Guilty Gear\Transformers Super God Masterforce\Transformers Victory\G1 transformers. Masashi Hirose who was in One Piece Z(like it wasn't enuff a rip off of DBZ?!)\Slayers\Tv ninja Scroll\Black Lion\Getter Robo Armageddon\Sword for Truth(A cr-ppier ninja scoll and black lion)\80s Jungle Book Anime\Violence Jack Evil Town\Bura in God Mazinger\My Neighbor totoro\LILY C.A.T(Which was quite good),Kinnikuman\Mobile Suit Gundam stuff. Mayumi Tanaka from db/z/gt/candya55 super\Jushin Liger\One Piece\Sakura Wars\Transformers the Movie\Urusei Yatsura\3x3 Eyes\Yu Yu Hakusho\Sailor Moon Super S\Rurouni Kenshin\Twinbee Paradise\Sakura Wars\Slayers Evoluttion R. and Issei Futamata from Baki\Parasyte The Maxim\Gintama\Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes\Souten No Ken\Death Note\The Mightiest Disciple Kenichi\Ninja Scroll: The Series\The Big O\Inuyasha\the 00s Cyborn 009\WXIII: Patlabor the Movie 3\Digimon season 3 (The emo f'd up one)\Shenmue\Street Fighter EX2\Mobile Fighter G Gundam,\Fobia (A Dan Green p0rn0)\Judge\Violence Jack H-ll's Wind\Crusher Joe\Jungle Book Shonen Mowgli\Guyver The Bio Boosted Armor\Saint Seiya\La Blue Girl (H3NT4I)\Ronin WARRIORS\Urusei Yatsura\Megazone 23\Dragon Ball\Fist of the North Star\Super Dimensional Cavalry: Southern Cross (Better known as Robotech)\Mobile Suit Gundam\Ah My Goddess.

I saw this several times and abridged it and the 1st time I saw it, I loved it, but each time I watch it, it makes less and less sense and i notice more things wrong with it

Violence Jack is what got me into Go Nagai as I saw on a reviw for Fist of the North star they compared it to "Go Nagai's staming pile of cr-p, Violence Jack" and when I looked into it, found it was so intense, that Go Nagai's editor wanted him to end it multiple times fearing backlash from the PTA

So I was a 20 something dude and thought 'Now I gotta see it" and downloaded the raw manga, with all the violence and gore and nude scenes and cannibalism and other things in the brothers grimm

I looked into more Go Nagai things and loved em and now he's my fave author and helped me get over gender issues a bit from him and hokuto no ken showing me how being a guy is cool and not only being bad guys or idiots like in western shows

Violence Jack actually inspired Hokuto No Ken and Berserk and other manga that shaped our protoculture and was one of Go Nagai's longest and more f'd up seris

I cosplayed as Jack, I abridged the anime, i did amvs of it and started the Go Nagai Wiki cuz of it, which lead to me making friends who love Go Nagai

He's blessed me with great things and connections in Ore Samma 's life

and the manga I read after it was translated online wa sgood

he gave me the creeps in Violence jakc

ME!!!

The guy who jokes about naecro zoo paedoes b0ning dead puppies!

He's a master writer and has perfect range in talent and genre

It starts out with like 2 minutes of outer space and a comet hits the earth in many places(since it split apart and each piece turned in a different direction).

The comet caused earthquakes that busted up the world and seperated the Kanto Plate from Japan.

Then the Slum King comes in with cheerful music playing and the Narrator says he is ruling by force.

Suddenly, out of a pile of skeletons comes Violence Jack and Jack starts screaming!

After Jack wacked the Slum King's men off screen(I shouldn't have used the words Wacked and Off in that order) Jack faces King (I shouldn't have used the words Jack and King in that order) and gets slashed by King's long hard Katana few times before a tsunami comes out of nowhere and Jack whips out his 40cm Jack knife.

Eventually, they clash blades and the Title of the OAV comes up.

After the title, its some time later and King says that Jack wouldn't be stopped by a tsunami so he tells his men that he won't let anyone with more power than him live(so Jack is stronger than him but he won't LET him live and sends his UNDERLINGS(who are probably weaker than him) to beat Jack).

Later, Rose is in the truck where a captured Yumi and Mari are being diven to the lust slave camp and Violence Jack flashes past the truck, causing it to swerve and tip over and the girls to escape(like with Quagmire in Family Guy).

Mari/Yumi run through some ruined building and Yumi trips on a metal thing and injures her leg(even though the metal thing hit her boot and the boot was undamaged while her leg was bleeding).

She says she can't walk so Mari tells Yumi about her quest to find Kenichi and Yumi says she has no home to go back to.

In a possibily lesbian moment, Yumi takes Mari's hands and says they otta escape together and then Rose's men come looking for them, only to be chopped/bashed by Violence Jack(who then looks at them and leaves).

Rose sees Jack's shadow during lightning after finding her men dead.

Jack goes to Trench Town and Sabu recognises him which leads to the Narrator talking about Jack.

The scent of death follows him(no not smoker stink) and the light gleamed off his Jack Knife makes people go violent (like what people say about videogames).

The sight of him brings out fear(he is 10 feet tall) and murder in the hearts of others but those who survive see the light of intelligence burning in his eyes. That is the true face of Violence Jack.

Rose reports to Harlem BQmber that someone strong was seen and he realizes that anyone with that kind of strengh must be Jack (he seems to have never met Mad Saulus).

Laser suggests they tell the Slum King but Harlem BQmber says they don't know who it is(despite his previous statement made seconds ago) and says that Jack is only one man and they can handle it(Matrix was one man in Commando and he wacked like 80 something dudes(most of them in the last 20 minutes of the film)).

Sabu's Parent/guardian/owner Yamaguchi tells him to tell Slum King that Jack is at his place but he refuses since his grampa said that Jack fights for weak people like him.

His Parent/guardian/owner tells him that they'll get wacked if they don't tell them that Jack was with them and he goes off to tell them off screen.

When Rose and friends get there, Jack is gone and She whips Sabu's Parent/guardian and leaves as Sabu hides behind a wall but in a doorway.

Meanwhile, Mari/Yumi hide from choppers looking for Jack(which ironically had Kenichi in one of them) and get caught by Rose who just happened to be there.

Laser tells Kenichi that he(Ken) was late and complains that sending all those yakuza/biker gang members to get one dude is useless and stoopid(Kenshiro was one man and look at him).

Mari/Yumi are taken to the slave camp and are shown girls...being trained for...lust slavery and then Yumi gets...Blue things done to her(but without the male organ(like a reverse Kekko Kamen) by Rose as Mari is forced to watch.

Then its Mari's turn...but Kenichi (who just happens to be flying by there) busts in and kills the leather S/M guards who made Mari watch and says he will take Mari.

But Rose says no and whips him! He uses a chair on her whip to knock Rose over(throwing chairs? Like Springer?)!

Ken is aboot to wack Rose but Mari says no(even though she did not say anything about the s/m guards he iced) and Ken/Mari/Yumi go down an elevator as Rose puts out a wanted thing over the P.A.!

Ken tells them to escape after dark but Mari convinces him to go with them after noticing that Ken changed(kinda like Ken in Hokuto No Ken after getting penetrated by his best friend) and Yumi goes off to tell Harlem BQmber/Rose where they are!

Harlem BQmber says they will be executed but then, Laser somehow messages him and tells him he(Laser) wants to torch trench town to flush Jack out(they don't have TV but they have something to communicate over semi-long distances?).

BQmber says he doesn't care how many innocent people get wacked and gives Laser the OK to do it.

BQmber tells Ken to kill Jack and he will let them go. Mari is surprized that Ken is willing to kill despite how he wacked the s/m guards(not in that way) and tryed to wack Rose.

Meanwhile, Laser leads an attack on trench town(it was his idea too) to make Jack come out(not like Lance Bass but like...the other come out) and the citizens of Trench Town attack them for killing some of them.

The citizens are killed for rebelling which shows that regardless of who starts a fight, the one who continues it is not making things better.

Sabu gets shot alot and Laser gets mad when he can't find Jack (and seems to have a bit of tourettes in the dub).

Suddenly, Jack rips out of the ground and Laser's men open fire and kinda nail each other. He gets mad at them for getting scared and then screams in terror as Violence Jack violently Jack knifes him in the head and yanks it out(spraying blood like a sprinkler or a hose).

Kenichi chases after Jack as Jack kills the rest of Laser's men and chucks a knife in Jack's eye.

Jack yanks it out(thats what he said) and walks past Ken Who wonders why is lives(like Krillin from DBZ).

Harlem BQmber is surprized that Jack is in the castle and the guy infront of him gets blood spraying for no really explained reason and BQmber says Jack is as good as they say.

Meanwhile, Rose is running from Jack and when she reaches the end of the line, trys to whip Jack. Jack slices the whip with his 40cm jack knife and chucks a drum at her and her men! Her men open fire and the drum turns out to have gasoline in it and it blows up and kills her and her men(which Mythbusters has proven won't work in real life).

Her mask flies out of Harlem BQmber's Slave Castle as Kenichi arrives. Later, as the castle burns down, Yumi says that she was jealous of Ken/Mari and started to hate her since she had no one to go back to and Mari forgives her. And then...She died(Yumi. Not Mari) after Ken comes in.

They go to the roof since the ground is on fire for some reason and they see Jack VS Harlem BQmber and get to the chopper. While fighting Jack, Harlem BQmber asks why Jack came to this town and Jack says the question is irrelivent(Jack's only line in the OAV besides the screaming and saying he will destroy Harlem BQmber).

They fight and Jack only get 1 hit in before being knocked off the top it the castle(although BQmber only got 1 hit as well and both only got hit when distracted by Ken/Mari) and BQmber says if he wacks Jack, he will be stronger than the Slum King(possibly from the EXP gained from beating someone as high leveled as Jack and leveling up).

BQmber chops off Jack's fingers and then his arm...but Mari saves him and he chucks the chopper Kenichi/Mari are in at BQmber.

He stands there like a Loony Toons dude as the chopper falls for 8 seconds before it crushes him. Jack then pulls off a chopper blade and penetrates him(which leads to a sprinkler of BLOOD!!!).

As a twister takes out the castle, Jack regenerates after being zapped by lightning that him him while holding his 40cm Jack Knife.

Later, its daytime and a golden bird (Jack) flys over Mari and she follows it to the rising sun.

Then the credits roll playing the same them music that was used for like the whole OAV.

The End

Its I think Go Nagai's 2nd OAV after Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba which was a p0rn0 and this doesn't actually follow any of the manga chapters written by Go Nagai, but a few characters are based on others like Sabu and Saburo Tenma in H=lls Wind

Its got decent animation for the 80s and is like a higher budget Hokuto No Ken

The voicing is good and the dub is so bad its good cuz it was by Manga Entertainment who did classics like Angel Cop and Mad Bull 34 (F--k and p-ss!!)

the music is pretty much only 1 tune but variated in several areas and is a good song

it seems a bit like Robotech with the love and battles and while things plain don't add up, like jack throwng 1 gas can at rose and it blowing 3 seperate times, or Yumi dying for no reason just cuz the plot wants it(unless she got ultra aids from rose mouthing her)

but i enjoy it. yeah the other 2 oavs are better in writing, animation and music, but this is really 80s and has charm and heart.

its a bit crude and tamer than the other 2 jack oavs and isnt as long but its a good piece of 80s and really feels it

I enjoy this one and it tells an original story and is pretty fun for what it is

For Violence Jack Slum King 2 I want The Slum King to laucnh an all out attack on Jack and Jack, alongside the other 2 Jacks, the Female Bodybuilder who's nearly nude, and the youth body builder who's nearly nude, team up to fight through em, also Mari is back and is now a feale bodybuilder in a skimpy rags outfit and has big poofy 80s hair and now knows Ki Attacks fro training for years with some kung fu gy. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as up to 4 players including mari and chop through several levels of enemies and monsters and daemons and dinosaurs and robots and unlock other manga characters like iron kaiser or jim mazinger and the boss is the slum king who after being beat, turns into the emperor of darkness from great mazinger and attacks with lightening bolts and you gotta beta on him til he pops.

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