Hardcase Review

 Note: I spell HAERD

Hardcase

This is my revew on Hardcase from the distant fiuteree year (To lon chaney jr maybe) of 1972 (50 years before Robotech II The Sentinwels)

Its a tv movie directed by John Llewellyn Moxey who did nothing I daw

It stars Clint Walker from  The Ten Commandments\The Night of the Grizzly\The Dirty Dozen\More Dead Than Alive\1994s Maverick\Small Soldiers, The Polish Stefanie Powers from McLintock!\Die! Die! My Darling!\The Rockford Files\Hart to Hart, Pedro Armendariz Jr from Chisum\The Mask of Zorro\The Mexican\The Legend of Zorro, Alex Karras from Blazing Saddles\M*A*S*H, and some guys I never saw in anything or aint on back door, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, frooty booty, gender offender, sodom bottom, aids bag, cripple nipple, banana crammer wikipedia

I never saw thjis b4 but its giving on Grit and I like Clint Walker

huh, its by Hanna-Barbera Productions

so after credits and title to full screen and 70s tv color in yellow font  we see this ethnic guy being taken away as his woman whines for him and its in soviet mexico wityh these mexcioes gonna firing squad him

clint walker comes in on his chocolate house i mean horse and wants to meet this guy named sea moan and finds the ethniced guy who just was capped ewas sea moans friend

the mexcio soldiers who are like a foot less than him bring him to the army commander and commander asks if hes a bounty hunter as sea moan is a rebel but clint didnt know

he has a gun he got in the philipeans as there was a wat there anfd i think black jack pershings fixed things there

clint is a good guy and he wants to get his cr-p back from sea moan and isnt a mercenary and is on his own

as mexico isnt a free country like America, clint is sent to cook in the heatand strung up by his arms for a while

To the Tune of Puttin On The Ritz: Don't You Go To MeXiCo, 4 If U Do, U Might Find UrSelf Chopped To Bits, And EaTen On Ritz!

at night this mexico with a ousta che takes out the guard and another cuts clint free and theyescape by a bright grassy area and get him to his horse and escape

turns out he turned clint in to see if he was on the enemy side and as he wasnt he took a chance that mightve iced him as the people cant trust the army like the cartles today that otta be nuked

they go on and its day ad are to find sea moan and his woman/wife and in the day time come by this nerd with glasses and a gold shipment comes by wth mexcio soldiers and eventually yhese White guys use a cannon and blow apart horses bada55edly and open fire

the Whits attack and theres sword and gun fights like Transformers and nerd rolls the cannon on some mexcioes

lint has his firearm back somehow and caps a dude and the Whites got the gold

this guy who looks like the ugly from the good the bad and the ugly or the guy who didnt get bummed in deliverance is sea moan and wants to help the poeple but is told the people need more weapons and bullets

sea moan thanks clint for saving him and clint sez his name is jack rutherford and wants to know where this chick is that sea maon sez she thought he was dead and married him

So sea moan i mean nerd sez how they had Whites in here who left after not getting paid and some gaijin came in and they are fighting the gov as a revolution to free the people from the evil meixoc

so the heroes return to this slum village and sea mons woman is there and sees clint and  is unsure of what to say or do, but later in a barn she b--ches about how he didnt keep his word about settling down with her and how she stayed with him and he bought a ranch but didnt stay and figgered he liked the army more

later she got a telegram and he was taken prisoner for 18 months and she didnt know if he was dead or alive but waited but not long enough and met sea moan

she sez shes been happy here in soiet mexico a the one White Woman who all those gaijin probably j=rked off to as mezicoans like blondes and big butts and dbz

so clint the jack wants his share of the money from the sale of the ranchbut chick sez they blew it on guns and ammo and kids foot and other things he didnt consent to and the gold he jacked is for the revolution and he cant give it

sea moan wants to offer a paper for it and offers him food and equipment and jack the clint is disgruntled over it

this gaijin took his womana dn his home and money and burned it on cr-p on is homeland, totally not like today!

so at night they give him his cr-p and the meoustahce who saved him offers him sympathies and jakc sez thanks for yesterday and  nerd sez he takes a beating pretty good natrued

at night he gets a rope and grabs his woman in bed and as sea moan treid tostop him, jakc beats him out as hes an American and higher evolved than a mexico and ez if you want him alive, dont scream

jack is gonna bring sea moan to sell for a bounty andties him up and puts him in a blanket and if she tries to stop him, he'd cap that mexico

when jack goes out with sea moan on his extra horse, a meciso guard stops him for going too soon and chick comes in and sez sea moan sent her to show him the way, but now she cant go back and they know she's jacks woman and when they notice sea moan is gone, she sh-t will hit the fan and splatter on the gaijin

later its daylight and jack cuts sea moan out of his cocoon and tells him hes bringing him and sea moan wonders why chick is there? for sea moan or jack?

also a love triabgle with a white and a mexico and a chick, like twilight but not f==king ghey

sea moan sez he knows all the info the gov needs to stop the resistance and this is getting like the resistance in star wars and the empire

so they go onward riing horses as if i said they go on onhorses ti would be f;d and later, she tells sea moan to ditch em 1st chance they get as the people need him more than she does but he dont wanna leave her with him but this was done with casablanka

she knows the jack wont hurt her and sea moan wonders if hes doing this for pride or if hes gonna turn him in

then these guys open fire and miss each shot on jack and he holds sea moan at gunpoint andgets the enemys to come out

its a chubby meicox and they work for sea moan and fatty asks why she aided jack but sea moan sez she had no chocie

sea moan sez they got days to the boarder at Texas and if they follo him he'd need to sleep, but jack sez he spent more than 1 night awake during the war and will push it to the limit and make it in 2 nights instead of 3

after a while jack is gettign tired and tells his woman to go back and tell someone to make a deal and give the ressitance 1000$ and he's gong in the hill caves and if he falls asleep he's gonna ice the sea moan

he cuts a branch off and brings the sea moan in the cave and unties him and lets him off the horse and taks off his hand ropes that ramian but has sea moan lay on his gut and ties him uo

sea moan treis to struggle but jack sez not to F with him or he'd end him

the sea moans minions wanna ice jack as he sleeps and nerd wants to offer him soem gold but this higher rank mexico es sea moan wont accept it as that gold is for the people and 1 guy i think nerd sez the dead dont matter but jakc is alive

in the cave the jack does something with the plant needles and sea moan se if he offwered the gold then akc wouldnt like it as he'd ahve no reason to do all this cr-p

jack fires on someone and tells em to gtfo and rigs a spiney branch by his neck so if he falls asleep he'd get pricked and wake up

its night and clint jakc is getting tired and one thing that gets you awake is getting a b0ner and he increased blood flow and heart rate awakens you, but they can't have b0ners in 70s tv movies

chick and nerd come in and they guys he asked wont do the deal but another guys might and nerd wants to up the ante and get some of the pot but jack only wants enought for what he's owed and nerd wants 1500$ and jack agrees for a piece of it and nerd looks like touretres guy meets dahmer meets gacy meets john goodman in the big lbowski

jack goes to sleep and wakes up with nerd aiming a gun at him and guves him his gun back and they go out in the heavy fog and the sea moan and chick are gone

they got a day and a half to the boarder and nerd asks about her wanting sea moan and they eventually get to town and the mexicops come and they open fire on the mexicops and ride aroudn on horeses like fire emblem

chicks horse gets f'd and sea moan runs on horse back but jack tackles the horse and it trips and he catches sea moan

nerd gets his horse shot but he aims at the mexico but dont fire and chick got f'd in the fall and with the survivning mecixop comming they gotta juice an get outta there like sonic in the underground

so they go on and use dead mexicop horses and chick talks with jack about things and then jakc fights the sea moan and nerd pulls him off so this 6'6 american dont beat dead this devolved mexicon

jack thinks chick was drawing his attention to let sea moan escape and tells her to be with sea mon where they belong

the next day nerd ties up sea moan and sea moan asks for  cigar but nerd sez he'd buy him more after the pay

jak wants to send chick back but nerd sez the mexciosps are out there and the sea mons ites might be there so they bring her along

so they go on and if this were made today they;d probably run into a mexicryptid like a flying humanoid or an elf or a chupacabra cuz all kinds of crazy cr-p happens in mexico

nerd thinks there might be an ambush but jack thinks if they were gonna attack they would have or somehting about an attack not working b4, but the guys who said it might be the other way

they go on and find the sea mon ites are ambushing em and so are the mexicops andthe jack and friends escape as the mezicops and rebels waste each other

jak hasd nerd hide the horses and jack looks out at the now silent battlefield and sees the mexicops are searching the boarder until they try to cropss and to catch em

sea moan vows to ice jack for this but unlike some other jacks who hate freedom, he dont deserve it

its getting darker and the mexciops are torturing the rebels as mexicops do andjack and friends are hiding in the green plants area, a green h-ll if you will as its in h e doubel mexico

later jack times it andas the last patroll went by he's gonna go for the boearder like flash point but here they say which boarder and in there they necer say as its filmed in soviet canada and aired in Amercia

they go down and see bodies and 1 guys head is on another guys butt and i imagine if they posed the bodies in a b0ning pose like 1 corpse b0ning another corpse

so sea moan sez the dead guys all had cr-p they wanted to have like a ranch but they instead died for jack's pride and it wins the jack over and he's gonna let the sea moan go

nnerd wants to go on and b--ches at jack over not getting paid and how he wants what he's owed but jack sez he'd get his bakc pay from the army and would owe the rest but its not enuff for nerd

nerd takes the horses and is gonna go but jakc fihts nerd and is strangling jack with the gun

sea moan beats out nerd and saves the jack and jack gets the gun and nerd gets his gandalf hat and they look at each other for a while until chick goes off with mexico and jack goes to soviet san fran sodom with nerd to get his back pay

the end

that was pretty good

didt go where I expected it to

Tought sea moan would get it and jack would get the chick, or the nerd would get it, but it the ending makres sense

good acting and clint is good as a bada55

stefanie did a good job as the woman and she had good moments

good filming and even though the acion was a bit fake, it didn't ruin it

good twists and I didsn't know where it was going

Its a well done movie and holds up

Also it shows how devolved mexico is

For Hardcase 2 I want Jack and the other guy to be going to san fran sicko anmd run into a town with a flying humanoid going around and he has to unravel the ytery, but then its revealed to be a daemon and he needs blessed weapons to kill it and goes to get a priest and return before the flying humanoid wipes out the village. Also its a 2 player 16 bit Run And Gun like Sunset Riders on sega genesis, sbes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba, but you fight mexicans and indians and malcontents and bandits and the bosses are flying humanoids that devolve into weird la blue girl monsters as a 2nd and 3rd forme

Game Reviews Volume 33 From 2023 Part VII

 Well, I managed to beat another 10 games before the year ended, so here's them. All of em Sega 40% Anime Based.

Just beat Demolition Man on my 218 Genesis games Multicart. Its a Side Scrolling Run And Gun based on the 90s movie that got the future pretty right. You use Stallone and 1 button is Grenade, 1 is Gun and 1 is Jump and you can change em. If you play on Easy it ends after a number of levels and says "Play on Normal". You get a life bar that goes fast and can climb and jump on ladders and pipes. There's a few Top Down Levels like Super C where you gotta save these same looking guys and blast enemies who never stop coming. The graphics are pretty good for 16 bit and the music is good. It controls pretty well but some parts it seems like doing the same thing gets different results, like the underground level you gotta climb across this pipe and fall to a ladder on the left side, where I'd miss or get it by chance. There's a number of Voice Clips from the movie and they sound good. You can lock your aim and can move in the top down levels and Strafe with I think holding fire and another button. No Tank Controls and you go where you aim. You got endless ammo and can hold fire and shred em full auto. Its easy to bite it but there's 2 codes that help: Pause then C A B A Left or B A B A Left is an extra guy and Pause then Left Right A B B skips the level. There's also a level select code I never used that's A C Up Left Right. You fight Dennis Rodman or Westley Snipes or w/e as the boss a few times and the final one you gotta cap him as he jumps between platforms and grab the Ice Grenades, they throw em at him and fire on him b4 he thaws. Most bosses seem to keep the damage you give when you bite it so you can attrition em but I think the last boss you gotta do it all in 1 go. The games pretty tough and you get a few continues, but its easier to use codes. I liked the movie and the game was pretty good. Glad I did this.

Just beat Mad Stalker: Full Metal Forth on Genesis. Its a Beat Em Up Mech game that was on the X68000 and PC Engine but was only brought to the Genesis in the 2020s. A is punch, B is kick, Up is Jump and can double jump and you can crouch. You got a 2 player vs mode to use any of the mechs but Story Mode only has you play as 1 guy like Rise of the Robots. In other versions you could choose from 3 Mechs like Rise 2 Resurrection. The graphics are pretty cool and the Mech designs are well done and have a bit of a Robotech or Ghost in the Shell feel. The D Pad and buttons can do moves and you get infinite continues that puts you back on the ara you left on. Its a 1 plane game like Altered Beast and the bosses are pretty cheap, so you gotta outcheap em and get em in loops by doing the Rainbow Move of Jump Kick and Jump back, or for the Sword guy, Sweep the leg and walk up to Sweep again. A and B is Block and while you can do a rush attack, there's no run or fast move. After a bit you get a Life Pod that busting it heals you but not always full. The final battle is against a Rival Mech like you but a few extra moves but he's not so bad if you jump kick around. Its a good last battle like Ken Vs Raoh where there's no ninja tricks, only 2 rivals going at it 1 last time. The story is good Sci Fi with the distant future year of 2142 and a computer from the past war taking over past mechs found and you are in the only uncontrolled one and gotta stop em. I think for Mech games, Ranger X was better but thats a shooter and this is a brawler. Its kinda hard and there's a boss rush where you gotta beat like 4 bosses again, then a hypercomputer, then escape the ship blowing, then face the final guy. It took me 16 Continues to beat it. I did it on Easy and it still was a bit tough. It cost like over 90$ and I'm glad I got this game. Its pretty cool and had a colored manual and Post Card. Its got that 90s style and 80s Mechs when Anime was cool.

Just beat Magic Knight Rayearth for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a RPG where you have these 3 chicks from a TMS Anime by Clamp fighting various monsters and enemies on a quest to catch this Neopet looking thing called Monoka that I wanna call Monaka after the devolved guy from Dragon Ball Super. 1 button is Yest the other is No and Start opens a Menu. The battles, which can be pretty often, have you using a kind of slot machine thing of the 3 girls at the bottom scrolling and when the image of them is their face, you can choose to use em by pressing Yes when the girl is in the center. You can use an item, Use Magic that costs MP, Run(Except during a boss) or Attack and you gotta beat on the enemy until you or it falls. There's also Wild Cards where randomly a card happens and gives a bonus like Extra Money, Life or Magic Restore, Revival, Triple Attack, Predicting/avoiding the enemy, All Attacks Being Criticals, Run or 1 hit kill (neither works on bosses) but also 2 bd cards that halve life or MP.  Is this where Cardcaptors got it from? Its got good colorful graphics and the music is upbeat. It plays pretty well but sometimes the foe attacks as I'm about to choose mine and I gotta wait a bit to loop around the Roulette. The Flame Chan or w/e spell immobilizes the foe and you can wail on em for a bit but some foes can heal with a breath. 3 bosses you gotta do some gimmick to beat like get enough Crits or I think Choose Magic even though its the Silent Forest and can't be used there. If all 3 guys bite it, you go back to the last save and can try again. There's 2 save files and overall this game is kinda easy. Its more for fans of the show but I never saw it and I liked it. Its a lite game that's not too long but has a number of cutscenes that go on. There's some puzzles like going in a forest maze but its not too bad. I'm glad I did this one and might wanna watch the Anime at some point.

Just beat R-Type on my 100 Master System Games GBA Multicart. Its a Shmup from IREM where you play as this ship an fight through 8 levels. It can be beat in like 20 mins if perfect but 1 touch of ANYthing and you go back to the last Checkpoint. Even if you Game Over you keep the Checkpoint but you can't go back so some Power Ups you might need you'll have to do w/o. You get Homing Missiles, Spheres above and below, An Option thing that shields you from enemy shots and you can launch or recall with the non fire button. Also you get a Tri Laser that rebounds, A Power Beam and a Flowing attack that goes above/below and crawls across where it lands. If an enemy hits the option it dies but if it touches you, then you bite it. You get a few Continues but on the Continue Screen you can move your Thumb around the D Pad Clockwise and get up to 12 extra Continues. After that you gotta use Counterclockwise to access the Sound Test, Hold the Option Launcher Button, move to Sound 62, Press Fire 3x, then exit the Test and you can Clockwise Spin to get an extra 30. This can be done over and over so its like an Arcade where you put an extra coin in to Continue. The graphics are good but there's a but of slowdown/flicker when too much happens. the 2nd last level is the hardest as you gotta go through this maelstrom of enemies firing at you before the boss and guys below firing missiles. Plus if you die at ANY point after the Checkpoint, you can't go back and gotta do it w/o the Option. I beat that by Pausing over and over to give me more reaction time but it still was tough. I'm not even that big on Shmups but this had cool bosses that were pretty big and colorful. Glad I beat this but its pretty tough. Oh and there are Speed Power Ups and biting it makes you go back to base mode w/o Power Ups.

Just beat Truxton for Sega Genesis on my 2DS. Its a Shmup up by Toaplan where you vertically fight through a Tallscreen (The opposite of widescreen) series of levels and pop enemy fighters and huge bosses. The graphics are good and the music is nice and it controls pretty well. 1 button is the peashooter, another also is the peashooter but I think not rapid fire and the last one is a nuke that you have a limited number of but can get more. You get Speed Power Ups and Extra guys with enough points or finding em in a Power Up and there's these P things that collect that I think give you stronger Weapons when you get enough. You got a Lightening Force Weapon with zapping in a spread pattern with enough boosts, Also is the Spread Peashooter that gives you a kind of barrier that enemies pop if they run into the sides of. Then there's the Greed Laser that is a death stream and plows through enemies. You get infinite Continues to get through and it saves your checkpoints so you don't gotta go back but if you bite it you go back to base forme w/o Power Ups. There' not much difference between using a life/continue but you don't keep the Nukes or P's you collect if you Continue. There's a good little trick to do where if you fire a Nuke and pause, the Nuke still damages as the game is paused so you can clear bosses fast this way. The game is pretty forgiving but you bite it in one hit so it kinda evens out. Its a pretty cool game and while I'm not super into Shmups I like how this gives you chances. After all, if you are in an arcade you can put in another coin and continue, so Infinite Continues is Canon. Glad I did this one. Oh and your stars are on the right side of the screen and the screen scrolls left and right as you move but its only a little bit. Often going back and forth while holding fire can clear out the enemies. I did use Save States but mainly to save time as either way I get infinite Continues.

Just beat Orguss for SG-1000 on my 2DS. Its based on the 80s Anime Super Dimension Century Orguss by the Robotech guys that I never saw and is a 2D Shmup. You use a Mech that turns into a Jet and back with 1 button and fires its Peashooter with the other with Start Pausing it. You get 3 lives and around 2 and a bit mins to get through 3 backgrounds of Grass, Sea and Checkerboard to get to this Tower and nail it enough as 4 enemies come at you over and over. After you pop it the game loops and has more things firing on you but I think once you beat the 1st loop its beat as you got the final guy. You take up more space in Robot Mode and the background moves slower so it takes longer to get to the goal in time, so its best to tun to Jet Mode and battle until it auto turns on the last part. You can shoot out enemy shots and for an 8 bit game in the start of the 80s, this is around as close as you can get to a Macross Dogfight in a video game. The graphics have nice color and the music is those beeps and boops people who make TV Shows think modern video games sound like. You get 3 guys and after that its game over but you can beat the game in under 3 mins if you do it right. If you get hit you blow and take a few seconds to resummon but that eats the timer, which I never ran out for me as I either got iced or beat the game before it happened. The scrolling is kinda choppy but its not bad and some of the enemy's look sort translucent and their shots can be a bit tough to see, but in good light its not bad. I wanted to play this for a while and I'm glad I did but I'd probably like it more if I knew the show other than Art I find looking up Robotech. Its a decent simple game and for its time as a quick tie in for an 80s anime, its not bad.

Just beat Ninku for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a Fighting game based on this Anime/Manga from the 90s about this devolved kid and his homies who have some kinda quest to go on. Its one of the things that inspired Naruto and I've never seen it but looked into it after beating it. 1 button is punch, the other is kick and start pauses. You can spazz on the D Pad to do special movie and build Ki b holding both buttons. Ki don't seem to go down by using moves but I think you gotta build it up enough to access the better ones. Between fights are long things of dialogue in Japanese that I'm not able to read most of yet. Also you move around a map to Dots to advance the story but there's random battles and some parts you can say Yes or No to change if you fight or not. The game has pretty good graphics for 8 bit and the music is good. It plays pretty well and you can hold back to block and up to jump. The thing is: This game is petty hard. Probably the hardest Game Gear Game I played. A few bosses are overpowered and can end you in a few hits, but take little from your blows. I find getting em in a loop of low kicks to trip or spazzing the move the human sized guy in clothes uses to jump on the wall and dive like Mai Shiranui over and over to fight cheap. The final boss took me like at least half an hour and I had to abuse save sates to beat him as your attacks to little, even throws and super moves, and he does like 20% of your full bar in 1 hit. Also he blocks nearly every hit and is fast. I eventually learned to to hit and run moves and jumping a lot but still. Also there's unlimited Continues and a Password but if you bite it, you get sent back a certain bit back depending on where you are. Its got 2 sequels on Game Gear and I plan on doing those. Its a good game and I'm glad I played it, but its pretty unfair at times. Oh and some fights are 3 life bars each and you use 3 different guys but the foe is the same and some are several guys with low HP in a row.

Just beat Street Fighter II for Master System on my 2DS Its an 8 bit version of the Capcom Arcade Game and only has 2 buttons, 1 for Punch the other is Kick and you spazz the D Pad to do special moves. There's 8 fighters, Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, Guile, Blanka, Balgog, Sagat and M Bison and after you fight them in that order its over. You seem to get unlimited Continues like the Arcade  and Start can Pause. You can turn off the Time Limit and have it on Easy, Normal or Hard and it plays pretty well for 8 bit. The graphics are pretty good but some Backgrounds are missing and the Music is pretty good with the 8 bit Beeps/Boops. There's surprisingly good voices in here and you can understand what's said. Usual best of 3 rounds and beat on the foe til 1 falls and Up is Jump with holding away from the foe on the D Pad to Block. I think they did pretty good for this and I used Blanka and put it on Easy. Its got good speed and controls pretty well and there's no points or Perfects for not taking damage, On Easy I never lost a round and pretty much creamed everyone easy. Often I'd Crouch and punch and beat em down. Yeah they cut a lot of things from here, but I think it turned out better than the Game Boy Version, although I haven't played that one, but heard it didn't do well. For doing this on the Sega Master System in the 90s in Brazil, it turned out quite well, even with some things removed. I mean if they didn't take out those things the rest of the game would be less. They kinda cut off a finger to save the hand and in here you can even play as the boss characters so its pretty cool. And they got the main ones that most people like. No Zangief, E Honda, Dhalsim or Vega, but those guys can be irritating and the ones we got were worthy. Makes me wonder if they tried to bring Fatal Fury or Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer to the system. It could be pretty good maybe. Glad I did this one. Its a quick play but a fun ride.

Just beat Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a 2D Fighting Game based on the 90s movie where you play a round as a Ranger, then as the Thunder Megazord, even if using the White Ranger. Then fight some Oozemen until; Ivan Ooze comes in and busts you. Then most of the movie is skipped with Text and you face 2 rounds as the Ninja Megazord against Ivan Oozes Zords. Both buttons attack and spazzing like Street Fighter lets you do a Power Move for each button. The Rangers are hit or miss but the Yellow one is probably the worst with both Super Moves being throwing her Daggers. The Thunder Megazord isn't bad but isn't so great and the Ninja Megazord is better with a spin kick like in Double Dragon but going forward and at an angle. Rocky and Tommy are pretty good and I didn't use Billy or Kimberly as there's only 4 Ranger Rounds and I used Adam 1st. You get 6 Continues and can have the game in Easy, Normal or Hard and 1, 3 or 5 best of rounds. If you bite it on the Zord Battle, you continue on that battle and don't gotta go back and face the Ranger part. In the Ranger part you fight Puttys and Oozemen but they have a bit of HP and you et a bit back each time you beat one. The graphics are good and its got good colors. The Life Bar is Yellow on Blue so you easily know how you are and the animation is good. The gameplay is pretty fast and it controls pretty well but some jumps are in arcs. The music is from the show and is pretty cool and the sound effects fit. I liked this one and I'm glad I did it. Its a decent game and a nice tie in to the Movie. Better than the 90s GB Version of it The AVGN Reviewed. It can be beat I under 30 mins or your pizzas free and its got nice artwork based on the Movie like Lord Zedd and Ivan Ooze. Its kinda simple and not that tough but its a decent Power Rangers Game.

Just beat Ninku 2 - Tenkuuryuu e no Michi for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a 2D Fighting game based on the manga that inspired Naruto. You play as 1 of 3 guys at a time, A Devolved Ninja Kid, A Guy in blue, and a guy in undies, and fight a few battles while hammering through walls of Unskippable Japanese Text you can't read. 1 button is punch and the other is kick and doing Quarter Circles on the D Pad with them does different super moves. Both Buttons together held charges Ki and unlike the 1st game, you use Ki to do Super Moves and gotta keep stopping to recharge. Also you get Ki by taking damage. The graphics are good and the music is nice and it mostly plays well, but sometimes the moves wouldn't go, but it might be my D Pad. If an enemy gets behind you, then you gotta not press anything and wait to turn around. Sometimes if you are holding back, then the foe is ahead of you now and you ain't blocking. The direction you sweep the D Pad in determines which super move you do and when they get behind you and you didn't turn around, it does the wrong move. I usually used Fusuke the Devolved Kid and the other guys didn't seem as good as in the last game. You can slide forward kick holding Diagonal Toward the enemy and kick. You get unlimited Continues to beat this and after losing you can hammer through text to try again and maybe choose another fighter. There's no Map or random fights and you always have full life and its always 1 on 1. There are less fights and the game isn't as long as the 1st but its also more balanced. The hard parts are less hard and the easy enemies are tougher. The final boss is the blonde guy with Ice Powers and he can still take you down in a few hits, but he actually takes more damage when you do hit. The final boss is MUCH more fair and he's not as aggressive. Every Enemy seems to take less damage than you but its not impossible. I'm glad I did this one and its pretty good. In some ways better than the 1st, in others not. It evens out. Oh and when the guys get too far apart the screen jump cuts zoomed out, which can be a bit disorienting.

Mockery Review

 Note: I mock spelli ng of like I do

Mockery

This is y reiew on Mockery from the distant future year  (The The Czar) of 927 (100 years before Transformers Zone maube)

Its directed by Benjamin Christensen who did Haan

It stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/The Phantom Of The Opera/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Monster/He Who Gets Slapped/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Barbara Bedford from the 1920 of the Mohicans, Ricardo Cortez from Torrent\The Walking Dead, Mack Swain from Tillie's Punctured Romance, Emily Fitzroy from Way Down East\the 20s Don Juan\Bardelys the Magnificent\The Trail of '98\Two-Faced Woman, Charles Puffy from The Man Who Laughs /Dr. Mabuse, der Spieler, Johnny Mack Brown Our Dancing Daughters, Albert Conti from The Eagle\Camille\Show People\The Black Cat, Jules Cowles from The Lost World\Seven Chances\The Show, Russ Powell from da 20-z The Hunchback of Notre Dame\The Show\The Red Mill\The Cossacks\King Kong\the 30Z The Count of Monte Cristo\the 30s Call of the Wild\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Son of Frankenstein\the 30s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Citizen Kane, Michael Visaroff from Two Ara bian Knights\Disraeli\Dracula\Mark of the Vampire\For Whom the Bell Tolls, and a bucha guys I never saw in anything else and or aint on back door, beta male, cady a55, soy boy, uso suki, okama suki, akuma suki, hippe, peta, vegan, stoner, monky junkie, sodom bottom, aifs bag, gender offender, necro pedo wikipedia

I saw this b4 and liked it and its public domain

so aftr the lion logo and title card and credits, text sez its siberia during a war and famine is aroud as a guy looks through bodies on the grund to loot

its lon chaney whos sergei and is a ret-rd ut paranoid sfter da war andeats food he got off a corpse and drinks his liquid as a dying guy begs for it

he notices the dying guy and goes to himto help as a chick warches and he notices the chick and ditches the corpse

chick wants to go to some places called novokurst and offers to pay lon to bring him there  but he sez no ters too manyu soldiers

se offers food and being a soviet he needs that and she tells him if they meet anyone, she'd do the talking and he'd go with it

they go off andlater he eats food, whichis rare in the ussr due to communim but this is b4 that and they grow closer and shes his 1st friend

they go on and see soldiers and lon is suspect and she sez to tell em shes his wife, as ugly guys like lon chaney can get pretty girls, then again, pete davidson gets a lot of 5kanks and he's devolved

maybe he's got a huge d0ng? unlike him, my thing is uncut and commercial free, as he's probably got t=mpax tattooned on his thing

so they get past the soldiers and long gets em to a house he knows the owners of and maybe her b0ners of and s they near, the owner hides

lon notices somethings up and its very still on there and looks aroundas owner hifes in theupper area and lon finds bullet marks and blood stains

chick is too tured to go on and thry stay here and he helps take off her shoes as she looks sainbtly and the foot help os biblical

he unwraps her foot and shes sleeping andlon gets waterto soak her white virgin feet in a wood thing

as the foot fetish people start j=rkin off to this film, lon gets a bed ready on a wod thing then tenderly cares for her innocent feet and takes em out of the wood thing, then carries her to the wood bench to sleep on wth another foot shot like its a quentin tarentino film

lon sits on the floor and sleeps as the owener comes down andthey wake up to see him and he talk to chic who sez shes a peasnt and lon is her hsband

owner sez her hands are too White fora peasant and shes not her husband as eastern europeands are smart

owner has friends comming and he starts trying to b0ne the chick but his droogs come by and he tells this fata5 to interrogate lon to tell the truth

lon sez shes his eove andfata55 brings in his goons to search him and fata55 feels up chick but owner sez women like her wont talk but lon can and they take off his shirt and fata55 whips him like a slve

soldiers are comming and the baddz clear out andlon falls over from his whipping and chick tends ti him as he keeps aying "he's my wife" even though they are gone

she calls to  the soldiers and sez she has a message for HQ and shes countess alexis andher orders are sewn in her apron

on novorisk or w/e the HQ is in the home of genera Vlad who ricardo corte i think ands alexis is at the hospital to look over lon chaney

a soldier comes by and has a smoke and sees alexis whos real name is long and eurtopean as Alexandrova a nd when she wakes up he jokes with her about being a phestent but she sez shes countess alexis and he shapes up and sez hes here to bring her to HQ

he sez sorry and i think this is ricardo and hes gay for her and in this ww1 uniforme and looks liek yasunori kato from teito monogatari

sergei recovers as hes slavic and we're tough c-ck suckers and goes to see general Vlad who thinks hes a begger but when alexis comes in he hears shes the guest of vlads group and is kinda j-zzing in his pants at how formal she lokks

they talk and he sz hes recovered and how he didnt know she was a countess and she said she was always his friend\

countess has him taken to be given a job and food and he sees the image of The Vidgin and bows to t and removes his hat and the co workers call him da stoopid peasent who helped the countess

the vlad leader was a war profiteer and made a lot of money like THEY do after THEY start things and theres a party with ricardo and countess getting along an dshe plays piano

lon tells this guy feiarri or Gabriel Iglesias  looking tubbo about how he saved the countess with taking a beating but mexico sez the rich dont care for the lower classes and gives him booze and tells em "we're all equal" as a way to lure him to communism

mexico is a commie and plans to be part of something to make the countess give him what hshe owns him and lon sees lexis and ricardo outside having a nice talk and he goes out

tuboo commie sees him and as lon follows he notices they are close ans he smooches him and she smooches back and they see him as he takes off his hat to show respect

she asks if vlad gave him employment and he sez he's only a servant not a friend and she tells ricardo that seigei helped her get here safe and ricardo offers a handshake

lon looks devolvedly at him like some kind of cave man and eventually shakes his hand and walks off bitter and butthurt back to the kitchen

tubbo mexico has an evil smile on whats left of its teeth and treis seducing him into evil like satan or megatron wth his commie propaganda with plans of being equal to the aristocrats

he wants to be kissd like the ricardo but worries she might not like him but tubbo mexico sez "how couldn  she not" which i think is code for "he's gonna b0ne her w o c: with out consent!"

so a soldier on horseback comes in and ses "we're attacking tonight" and the people get ready for oit  and at night the countess hugs ricardo bye and lon watches

u wanted to be her friend, friends dont b0ne friends, thats for husbands and wives

so the soldiers go off on their mission like in Robotech and tubbo mexico is behind lons left shoulder like the devil and sez "theres no soldier to stop you now" and that communication is cut off and the forces are out so norovust will fall and no one will save em

the workers have a malcontent meeting like a union and lon smokes, which is what killed his actor, then goes on as this woman comes up and sprays perfume and b--ches about lon smoking tobacco and he drops it on the rug and stomps it, which makes lady b--ch out at him

to be afair, i wouldnt want someone smoking in my home

so these ugly guys catch a woman i think the countess and mug her of her jewlery and tell her to brign a note to vlad

she goes in and tubbo mexico is there and lon covers his face in shame and she goe sto giev the note to vlad that sez "you stle from the people so leave 5000 soviet money at the gate or we'd take everything"

stealing from a guy you think stole from you? thats 2 wrongs, and that dont make a right

this is like that korea maruta movie parasite with the evil poors and the innocent victims the higher evolved maruta

so vlad is scared but this lady who dont like smoking sez hes a candya55 for fearing those dinks and keeps b--ching at him but a servant butlwr sez tea is served and  she b--cheds at him for being a girly man in front of the help

butler butt hole forgot the cream and as he goes out he sees countess i think with a thicc a55 and sleeveless dress which is hot for the 1900s and he goes in and reads the note and runs to the kitches to show the tubbo mexico and his droogs

tubbo sez if they dont pay the house will be blown and them in it and as the masters ring the bell the zentraedi ignore it nd tubbo sez they will be the masters now

tubbo and lon have wine which probably kiled his actor as booze is just as bad as smokes and vlad comes down and sees em druk and being a55es so he tells his fam

tubbo sez to tell the masters to keep quiet in their own house and  pulls a gun to kill those who helped him for wanting to have respect

this is like teens being b--chy when their parents tr to help em

lon goes up and makes rude jesters and smak cs his a55 at the master vlad and tells him to go back u walrus

vlad is shocked someone was mean to him and lady who i think is his woman goes to tell off lon but lon is kinda devolved and drunk and loks a bit like jean claude van damme but less evolved and goes back downstairs

she calls him and he ignores her but tubbo coes out and sez how the lady is alwasy calling him eediot like ren and stimpy to enanger hi into attacking those who were kind enought to give him a home

he goes up and spazzes around a bit and takes off his hat and she goes back inthinking they fixed the issue

vlad eats and countess smokes and vlad comes i all drunk and dvolved and lady sesz "come here" then "come here eediot" an she dont cal indios 2x, then tells him to get the butkler

lon goes down and is disgrunteld over being called ian eediot and storms back and sez something and countess sez seriegi please, and he goes off

lady goes out and he sez "idiots kill" and she freaks out and calls the cops but the line is dead like harambe and the people are having an exodus and booking it to leave the richers to their end

tubbo lets these malcontents in and sez to let him have the countess 1st and he goes in this door in the floor liek that movie, the evil dead, and lon is worried

ln traps tubbo in the floor with a barrel like in the scarlett pinpernell i think and vlad wants to get the show fur and countess opens the door and looks around

she finds segei and hes like an anmal about to pounce and theres a tense stand off between former freinds

vlad and lady goes out and argue and get to the car and wait its countess and she sees a guy with a bullet hole in his head which is pretty bada55 for 1927 and flees from the chasing lon

the vlad and wife get their cr-p and hide in the room and coontesslocks out lon in the next room and he bangs on the door

the vlad and countess escape i to the croud and sergei gets in and sezhes not the fool manymore but th master now and as good as any man

he wants her to smooch him like the scaoptain she smooched and she sez to go downstairs where he belongs and he locks em in

knowing sviets hes gonna b0ne her, like in the 40s how they went after all those innocent german women

so sergei chases and trys b0ning her but she fights him off and scratches his face and enemy soldiers get in the hq and in the chaos, contess ditches lon and hides in a room as the battle goes on outside and ricardo captain is back

she looks out the window and sees ricardo fighting and they do the birth of a nation thing with the smokey battlefield to look more full

the barrel holding tubbo under is shot a biut and leav=ks and he notices the dripping on him

the soldiers come in and lon runs and hides even though theyu dont know hes turned and richardo and alexis call each others names like in titanic but not f-=kin ghey

they meet and smooch and the soldiers catch lon an the enemies and 1 sniper is caught

ricardo has him takesn ou and executed but sez sorry to aexlies as they gotta do it

then they bring in lon and richardo asks if he was loyal and he looks worried as he knows he's earned the ruifle but she notices his scars fro the whip and sez he was very loyal and tht he stayed to protect her

lying like he did to save her about being his wife b4. its come full cir cle

so ricardo ses to protect her again and goes off to handle things and leaves 2 soldiers as cover downstairs and tells em to turn out the lights

also the scars he has is like The Saviors Scars from saving us from sin

after walking around for a bit, he asks why she saved him and she sez theres nothing more to be said of it and goes aroun turning out lights before nicely asking hi  to go downstairs

he goes down but then coems back and begs for forgiveness on his knees as the 2 guys and tubbo come out of the flor and sneak around in the dark and taek out the guards

lon hears the noise and alexis hides and the tubbo and his droogs come up and tubbo wants the countess but lon sez dont touch her

tubbo pulls a knife even though he had a gun b4 and they battle in the nearly dark area with window light coming in

tubbo bites it and goes to h e double soviet mexico and lon fights the other 2 and alexis calls to him as he and the droog strangle each otger

lon wins and comes in with a knife wound on the toro with dark blood and collapses by her and she tends to him like he did to her after a long walk

he asks if she forgave him and if she'd send him away and she sez he'd stay with em always

then ricardo comes in and gets the girl after lon sacrificed himself for her like with every lon chaney movie and lon blacks out seemingly iced, but those eastern eutopeans are tough and he'd probably survive like Rasputin did after getting gutted by a malcontent with a knife

the end

That was pretty good

nice story and good Lon Chaney as a bada55 disabled dude where here he's mentally ret-rded b kicks a55

the acting fit and its only like an hour and change

it doesnt need a car chase or abuilsing blowing to be cool but has the human element tht shows friendship and loylty even when we go on bad paths

its got good bible ref and the blade wound in his side is like The Savior but on the other side to show his reversal of being pure good

it shows the dangers of communim and how when we rebel againt our allies, it nly causes damage

a bit like Metropolis with the malcoent uprising  and love and friendship saving the day

lon did a great performance and you teally feel his emotions

some say its not lons bst work, but its not bad and tells what it neds with little excess

Plus its based on actual events with the soviets attacking the Czar and here there was a hero to save em

For Mockery II I want Sergei to be recovering and the royal alchemist makes a steam powered armor that can make its usuer fight with the strength of multiple men but it needs to be surgically equpped to the warrior or it might kill him with feedback. Sergi sees howif this works, they can end the war and volunteers as his body is damaged fromsaving the coutess in the 1st movie. after a surgical scee, he's got this power rmor like Mazinger in Mazin Saga or Saint Seiya andgoes out and busts through enemes butneeds to refuel and uses chunks of them to power his armor. Then he fights the enemy leader who  sold his soul to a daemoness to gain the power to rule and has black powers, so its an epic attle where they battle and rip apart the area and leave hge damage in the countryside. Also its a 16 bit game like Metroid on Sega Geness, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and gba where you play as Lon and get upgrades after doing missions and bust through enemy bases and castles and they ave slavic cryptids as their bosses the bad guyes wee going to use to gain power from and fight with unholy might. Also the surgical scene was a mini game.

Sword For Truth Review

 Note: I spell for Truth

Srowd For Truth

This is my review on Sword For Truth from the ditant future year of 1990 (40 years before Robotech Season 2 and maybe Tranformers Zone)

Its directed by Osamu Dezaki who did Goldgo 13, Ashita No Joe, Astro Boy, Lupin III, The Mighty Orbots, Daiku Maryu Gaiking, Dororo, Big X and many other Anime

Its dubbed by Manga Entertainment who usually do good things like Mad Bull 34, Violence Jack, Angel Cop, Cyber City OEDO 808, Devilman and Urotsukidoji

I never saw this but heard its cr-ppy, but Imma give it a chance

fter a logo we get text saying man is destined for sin and ruin, and why are they born

Then Title and narration with showing a horse skeleton like the reindeer skeletons in Nightmare Before Christmas and  saying its been 34 years since Tokugawa took over and Imetsu rules a seemingly peaceful area but other pln to overthrow him

the skeleton horse turns to a guy ridin it with troops by him wanting to ice everyone he thinks is a traitor, like the maruta and soviets did, but when they get there a guy w/o a hea falls out and sprays blood

this big a55 white tiget is eating the guys sm and horseman orgders his men to attack but they get sliced apart an when horseman swings his blade, it breaks n the cat and the tiger bites off the head of his horse

is this f--kin battlecat from He Man?  Or is these Japanese guys really 3 feet tall like the hobbits?

so hrseman sounds the alard to warn his leader and the soldiers run around and this guy sez a tiger is just a big cat and to keep it away from the priness

yes, and a shark is just a big fish, and a whale is a big dolphn, and a dinosaur is a big reptile

So this huge a55 tiger like the one Raoh killed in Hokuto No Ken is walking on the roof somehow despite being the size of an elephant andcarrying a guy in its jaws and the people use guns but the tiger wases em

their weapons do jack sh-t and jack is j=rkin off to volence jack where the hermaphrodite b0nes the supermodel

some ninja break in the princss room and use a belt with spikes on the princess guard's neck and guys run to save her

the hotseman isnt dead and wants to stop the tiger despite his men saying they cant beat it but forseman sez its heading for Edo Castle and he has to defend the leader/princess

then thisguy comes by like Benten in Cyber Cuty or Rei in Hokuto no Ken andwhen the tiger attak, heslices under it and wipes his blade b sheathing it and the tiger splits in 2 along the waist

horseman thanks him but not rei sez he wants to go by and goes onhas a swastika mark on his outfit of 2 sythes of death

later this carnie offers to show this dragn lady and in the area they say the giant tiger broke outta its cage and iced 50 shogun men, and the age looks like chicken wire!

this chick bumps into people and jacks their wallets and she seez the not rei and follows him to jack hiswallet but he quickly sliced her outfit and her t-ts are showing and shes not wearing a shirt orbra

later not rei comes by this Tori gate and some bandits wanna ice him for being Shuranosuke Sakaki but he easily cuts em downwth black blood spraying

1 guy is impressed by him icing 6 dudes and is the one who hired em to test not rei Shuranosuke Sakaki and is Gunbei Tashiro of the Nakura Klan who was taught in dibine shinto style and faces not rei in the woods

thy slice and a butterfly is split and Gunbei Tashiro sez now his master knows it was Sakaki but his head comes off b4 he sez more

a guy in a hood named Daizen Imura the cheif of the Nakura Klan meets Sakaki and is impressed he took out the giant tiger like the huge a55 dogs in Batman Beyond

he wants Sakaki to save the princess as the tiger was there to lure off the guads  and capture her and tey'd give her back in exchange for this sword or she' be b0ned and iced by her captors: The Seki Ninja who serve Mori

No one in the klan can save the princess so they need Sakaki to do so and gives him gold he pays this guy some of it for 1 years rent in advance

he has a female visiter and she's got a Tengu Mask and i think its the theif who tracked him dow and wants to b0ne

she gets nude and has a tattoo of a chick eating babies like THEY often do and she's named Oren and was voiced by the chick who was vanessa in Robotech and Mollys mom in Sailor Moon and they start b0ning but it never shows his footlong

she pulls a shank and he stops her and she worries that anyone who b0nes her might ice her so she had to ice him 1st, whch makes me think shes a feminist, esp after the theft as THEY think "WE deserve it more" and Sakaki sez heaven/h=ll can be found on Earth and he'd show her both and he b0nes her til she loves him and she wants more b0ning

later its night snd they were b0ning for a while and a blade comes from the floor and he evades and shanks him and goes out to face the Saki Ninja in a graveyand  while in his japanese undies

he easily wastes em like Kenshiro or Steven Segal and 1 escapes with 1 less eye and lter we see 2 chicks queering out and i think 1 is he princess and they are on opium that was used to control its assassins and make people do things easier like the gov did with Ultra Mortal Kombat if you know what I mean

a chick sez the sword they want is the most good tresure and the princess is mindcontrolled into working for em by b0ning and drugs

at the temple made to keep off daemons from Edo Castle and on a lake  around an island w/o bridges, Sakaki comes over in a boat andfinds bodies shanked up with small blades like Tin Tin in The Crow 001

Sakaki goes on and blue fire spike blade things land by him and the Seki Leader Dogun greets him and the blue fire, maybe ice fire, things are lined up now when they weren't b4

Sakaki shows the ninja sword in a cloth and the ninja swarm out and the princess is on the roof and knda spazzed out and they meet and Sakaki sez he's only a hired hand

Dogun gets the blade and its the Gin Ryu but called Gin Rai Yuu sword instead of Ryuu cuz this was dubbed by Gaijin and its a silver dragon(gin = silver, ryu = dragon) but at least they didn't call him ROO

Sakaki can see they used drugs on the princess and walks up and asks why the blade is so good  but the thorn belt guy attacks and Sakaki blocks with his sheath and cuts down ninja with his blade

he asks why they iced the boat keeper and his fam and is told they saw em and thorn belt brags about making the little boy he chopped up squeal(Like a pig) as he stabbed him(with his d0ng?)

Sakaki has flashbacks of a kids voice and chops up the horn whip guy  then cuts through the enemy ninga easy and goes up the stairs to find Dugun with princess at knifepoint

Dogun se to drop his sword or he'd ice the princess like the queen did to diana but 25 years later she went to h-ll after her and Sakaki sez he would if Dogun spares the princess as he was paid to do a job

Princess sez if hes gonna waste her to hurry up and do it and asks sakaki if he can love her as she wants to be worthy of a good mans love

he sez he could love her but he's not a good man and she sez she thinks he's good and sez she's ready to get it and Dogun raises his blade but Sakaki offers his blades but then pulls out a throwing knife like Rublan in Shining force Gaiden Final Conflict and nails Dogun in the wrist, then runs over ans slices but Dogun jumps away

he grabs the princess and books it bu then al these red kunoichi or ninja chix come ut and cut throughthe saki ninja and tie up Dogun with red ribbons and want the Ginryu Swrod

Dogun overpowers a buncha chicks cuz hes a Japanese guy and is like 5'6 so he's considered uge to them and throws em around

Saki Ninja chase Sakaki and princess and he wastes em and runs with the princess on his back but meets a guy with a bug mask and red ninja chicks in his web and chopped up

they fight andhis mask blasts light and webs and Sakaki gets him through the pack and mouth and he sprays blood in a cool way

A Red Ninja chick attack and is cut down and Dogun is amazed its a woman like he couldnt tell like some gen z c=ck sucker and a buncha red injas gang shank him and get the sword b4 1 sez "Finish him" like mortal Kombat and shank him through the neck with a blade

he's not dead from that like with Mukai in Riki-Oh aftet the blade thing and Dugun flexes his muscles and the blades break outta his body and he steams with Ki and beats through the women easy cuz hs a big meaty dude, but falls off the roof

Sakaki brings Princess across the river and she wonders of the afterlife and maybe Styx and what its like as if she's a goth or emo kid with all her talk of how she thinks of biting it often

Nakota Clansmen come by to bring the princess but Sakaki sez dont and the Klansmen get shanked by a spear and pulled under  by this frog like c-ck sucker bu not a frenchie as hes higher evolved

princess worrys for em and theres a whirlpoole and Sakaki sez for the woman to be silent and this frogman jumps out and is gonna spear him but Sakaki uses some kind of Ki Katana to make him blow apart

lesewhere this guy sez the lake smells like blood and how Edo is dangerous at night andhis guide is to bring him to Suzaku's mansion but th guy with a mole sez this guide smells of blood and Suzaku hired him to ice mole guy but tells him not to as Suzaku is an embezzler and not worth it

Guide sez he was hired and does his work and takes off his shirt to show beefy muscles but mole guy sez hes Kazuma Utssaki of the Okiyama Klan and Guide sez hes the assassin Maroji

Maroji throws his hat and Mole guy cuts it but Maroji flips and kicks then flips off and sez hes using Jujitsu but mole lester thinks no kung fu can stop steel

spoiler; aikido is made to be what a Samurai does w/o a sword

So Maroji counters and does well bare handed and mole lester asks if he's married or has kids

Maroji sez no but moley sez hes got 1 daughter and is gonna be 3 and maroji sez he exists todestroy the lives of others and both go in for the attack and maroji counters and slams him into the ground and snaps his neck as he sez his dauhgters name

Sakaki brings princess across an area in the water with lanters and flame in em and its lamps for the festival of the dead

this geezer welcomes em to h-ll and the rivr styx and this sul of a seki ninja looking goblinoid jumps around the lantersna dn uses ninja magic ad the lamps blast fire and float at em like tiles n that zelda game

Saaki cuts em down and goblinoid attacks ut he blocks and slices through hs side and he barfs blood and falls in the water and the fires stop and they 

later Sakaki gors to this inn and this chick whos gay for himis gld to see him and she is p-ssed he brought the princess as she wanted to b0ne him

upstair princess sleeps witha screen beside her in a blanket and dreams of the night and cr-p she went through and gets up and hugs Sakaki for comfort as an emotional support Samurai

she thinks hes kind and he sez in 1 night he iced his rents and kid brother like Nikki from Urotsukidoji but with a kid brother

she crys from it and h sez sorry for upsetting her and later they bring the princess back and i think shes a vitgin cuz a man didnt b0ne her.

Sakaki gets paid his fee and a bonus but Sakaki asks why the guy who hired him and whos name I forgot as I'm reviewing this off youtube and took a 20 hour break \for this, k i looked it up and i think its Daizen Imura  and wasks why hes dressed for a funeral

He tells Sakaki that cuz Sakaki made contact with the princess he must die but he's sorry

then a buncha soldiers open the sliding doors and have guns and spears and as thy come in slow, Sakaki holds his shethed blade sideways like a black guy and sez "If you want my life, take it, but I'll take you to h-ll"

He tells Sakaki he expected to get it today and that's why he's wearing that outfit but he'd doing it for thr Honor of the Klan and tells em to fire on their hearts both of em

princess comes in and sez to stop and Sakaki saved her but Daizan sez honor is at stake but she sez they gotta ice her b4 they get him and then she collapses and crys and is taken away

Daizan sez for the men to leave em and after they go he sez sorry and offers him his money but Sakaki sez "If you throw a rock at a stray dog it'll never take food from you again" which seems like something Riki-Oh would say

Sakaki leaves and princess is in bed and not well and i think she got the aids frombeing b0ned and then we see this devolved guy wit prayer beads in front of a fire like Raye n Sailor Moon and saying how as the white tiger was iced, its one of the gods 4 incarnates along side the black turtle, blue dragon and red phoenix like f--kin beyblade

He's got naked chicks wrapped around him an he's like 5'5 as this japanese chicks are much smaller than him and i think he's in the fire and is like tessai from ninja scroll or the guy tessai was based off in Makai Tensho aka ninja resurrection and sez this is the start of  trial by fire that will see if the tokugawa ill rule for generations or end

then the fire gurns and forms a cross of zoomed in swastika and Sakaki walks by the Maroji or w/e the kung fu muscle man was who wa voiced by Tesso Genda who was Optimus Prme, Shuwartsu Negataro in Kekko Kamen, Vioence Jack in Slm King OVA, Naojiro in Abashiri Family, Yagyu Jubei in Ninja Resurrection and Narum in Riki-oh OVA 1.

Maroji sez he smells other men blod on Sakaki and he dont know if he does too but Sakaki sez he does but he should be glad its not his own (he's gone nose blind and nees febreeze)

they walk on and we get credits and this was based on a series of novels I never read by Takeshi Narumi.

The end

That was pretty cool

Yeah Ninja Scroll has betterr animation nd du acting, but this isn't bad on ts own

When you compre something to the best, of cource its gonna look worse

The animation by Magic Bus and Toei was pretty cool and you gotta remember, those stuios ain't as high rank as Madhouse who did Ninja Scroll

Also this ame out a few years b4 it but its go some cool art styling and creative fights

Ooh, the writer also did Yotoden/Wrath of the Ninja an apparently there was a live action movie of this in 96 alled Legend of the Devil or Shuranosuke Zanmaken: Yoma Densetsu

Oh and the credits have a moving sog like The Lnd Before Time 001 and soft piano

This was pretty cool and the dub had pretty baa55 voices that tried to be a period piece for feudal japan

the writing as good, the acting fit, the music was ool and the animation worked

it had cool scenes like the tiger biting off the horse head and the action becoming a watercolor art every no and then

this ova is good and its under an hour and I don' think its anywhere near as bad as the whners say

For Sword For Truth 2 I want the Daizan to hire Sakaki and Maroji to slay the remaining 3 holy beasts to get their organs to make the food of the gods to cute the poison the bad guys did to the princess. Sakaki don't wanna at 1st but the princess's need moves him enough to do it and eanMaroji team up to take on the 3 beasts with their own yokai minions thatthe heroes gotta bust through. After beating the easts, the devolved guy in the fire takes it and is gonna eat it to cure his devolved look but Maroji and Sakaki team up and take him on. Alsothe Saki guy Dogan fights em as a mnion of the devolved guy and Devolved guy was behind the whole thing andonce theybeat them and use a secret spul technique to stop em, they et the organ meat back to the princess and she eats it and becomes big and beefed out like Tullas  after eating the fruit of the tree of might or like a GoNagai bodybuilder chick and goes off with Maroji and Sakaki to fight Yokai. Also its a 16 bit Beat Em Up on Seg Genesis and Snes and TG16 and Atri Jaguar and GBA where you play as Sakaki and Maroji and Sakaki has more reach but Maroji does better throws and does more close damage andafter eating the game, you get a code to unlock the Princess as a roided up chick in a metal bikini and she's beast mode.

Daniel Boone Review

 Note: I spell booneriffic

Daniel Boone

This is my review on Danier Boone from the distant furure year (To Lon CXhaney 001) of 1936(around 90n years before Transformers Zone)

Its directwl by David Howard who did nothing I've seen

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I never saw this, nor to I actually have much familiarity with Danier boone but everyone knows his name cuz hes an American Icn like Thomas Jeffero or Andrew Jackson or John Wilkes Booth

so after credits to a scroll being modved up by dissolves of filme and a 30s song like in Disney and WB things of the era, we see the cast and tills from the filme like space balls to american music

then text saying Daniel Boone was the most Heroic guy in the start of America and this story makes some stuff up but is said to be faithful to his character

in thr distant future year to Gehghis Khan of 1775, 30 settlers w/ women/kids went with Boone from North Carolina across the high hills and where indians were, but also is simongirty whos a Whit eRenegade , i assume like Gus in Birth Of A Nation, who lead indians to attack frontier Americans like university dinks who whine about alleged colonization when the indians kille more indians than whites ever had or will

soem reds j fk at a canue and harambe a guy in it and as the guy driving it stops to help his homie, they catch him and roast him alive in fire

as this is a 30s movie, they can't show what the indians did to people where they pulled off their skin THEN cooked em

It hppened to Ratcliffe who was the "bad" guy in Disneys pocahauntus, which is kinda lke making the guy luka magnotta chopped up/b0ned/ate as the bad guy and luca as a lgtbqui2+map hero fighting his oppression

a wagon goes by in da wood to boones camp and meets I think the bad guy who pulls him out of the wagon with a haNdshake and all these indians swam out and shank him, then they get his woman

yeah its the bad guy the renegade simon like phoenix in demolition man

in the town boone starte is a church meeting withpeople singing hymns and priest sez today many guys are going out to start new homes under boone so he blesses them

nowadays they'd make these Good Christan Americans look bad ad the killer indians look like heroes

so this africanized american helps with things which was a big deal in the 30s and this girl is suspect of the new place they are heading to but dad sez it'll be good

in the woods a guy in a coonskin cap sees footprints and reads from em its indians and a white man leading em and not their prisonor nor slave and he and his indian homie go on after em

another black guy greases the wheels so they are nice and lubed like he likes it and a blakc smith hammers his hard metal

a girl and her kid bro talk of indians and how a guy has a thing for her but she dont wanna talk of it like lisa in The Room

Coonskin cap comes back and sez to kid bro he's gonna help look after his sister and goes to talk with their dad aand kid bro dont like him

i think coonskin cap is boone and dad sez he looks like a frontiers man and wait its not boone its a guy who talks of him saying how for 2 years they planned this expedition and now that its time to leave he's missing

the dad sends out a few guys to search for boone and this going off in a planned expedition in the unknown after years of planning reminds me of Robotech II The Sentinels

the main coonskin cap guy daniel boone, who really didn't like those but the movies thought he was a davey crockket homie, and his indian homie come across the bad guy simom with his skunk hat as a sign that he stinks and  boone stops homie from harambeing him

boone walks up to em and simon sez he thought boone was going to richmond and boone sez he was going to yetmin or w/e and an indian gives him a piece of meat and a knife

boone flips the knife and eats the meat and i hope its not their victims and boone does a magic trick to look like he's swallowing a knife and pulls it out us pant leg which scares off the indians thinking its magic

boone catches simon and brings him back and meets the guys sent to get him and 1 wants to scalp simon for his crimes against America but Boone protects his evil a55 as they didnt get his info yet

so the get back to town and there s a mob spazzing out andthe guards hold em off to not let em lynch simon

simon sez he did nothing and boone sez he scalped men/somen/children and boone wants juetice done nstead of just stringign him up and puts dad in charge

simon sez he was on a peaceful hunting trip with some indians and a peace treaty was signed so he's immune from cr-p cuz he was adopted into the tribe, which nowadays the devolved would whine about apporpriating culture

Qhere as I approrpiate Japanese Culture by peppering ORE SAMMA NO dialogue with NIHONGO but those BAKA GAIJIN don't understand and belong in JIGOKU with the OKAMA!(Japanese words to be read in a Kenji Utsumi or Dauiasuke Gouri voice)

And the Twilight Zone Twist is: In Jpaan they pepper their diagogue with English words casually

Konichi wa, Ore Samma wa Chiisuu, Ore Samma No HOBBY wa SEGA MEGA DRIVE To DRAGON BALL AF!

So simon sez if he egts it there will be tribe warfare and boone sez theres no record and dad sez they gave their word and gotta let him gk

the people wanna string him up and some ddue asks boone to handle the crowd as hes the only man for the job like Trump in 2016

Boone sez they gotta let him go and he's got the peace treaty defense and they are going to new lands with new indians and if they ice simon then the new indians will think the White Man can't keep his word and might chop em up

So the people reluctantly vote to let simon go and boone tells him to not show up in White areas but simon sez to boone to not go to red areas, then runs as the townsfolk chase him out like frankensteins monster

dad whos the leader of the town thanks other coon hat for his help and offers him a high status position and works withn him like Edwards and thr Invid Regent in Robotech II The Sentinels

So the mission departs and they sing a 30s song thats heroic, but later the people wanna make camop but boone wants to make it to the river b4 sundown

they gon on and this is seeming like Lord of the Rings with the guys walking for a while until they stop to camp

homie wants to go check some guys but boone wants to send other coon ht to get the cattle or w/e

coon2 dont like it and i think sniffs glue or w/e and does AS told and the herd is getting far ahead of the rest of the force and keeps moving

at nighte the africanized guy and indian homie talk about the indians and how the red man dont like the black man over the hair and how they prefer it long

africanized guy gets why reds dont like Whites but thinks reds and blacks otta get along as both have colored skin

thats actually how a lot of people think today, instead of letting people choose who they side with based on their own exp instead of saying "ur x so you otta like Z"

so boone plays with kid bro and they talk about how kid bro dont like cooncap2  and boone puts him to bed in his wagon

sister is chatting with bad coon and laughing and when boone asks if he did his order, he snorts blow and sez he didnt so boone grabs him and sez if ur on mu expedition u'll follow my orders

sister defends badcoon and boone sez sorry and goes off on horsea55 with his homie

the cattle guys talk about a guy who did well with a gun i think and simon is in the shadows wit his goons and sneaking around

they waste the cattlemen and the next day boone returns and sez da heard was scattered and the boys were iced and the killers got away so he sends some dudes to recover the heard

after a service for the iced with the africanized guy singing in his deep voice, boone gives bad coon 10 mins to clear out as he's dismissed and he whines to main chick sister who sez its his fault the guys got iced

he b--ches about being dead if he's left alone and guilt her into complaining to boone who sez "we had enuff eath so far" and guilts boone into letting him stay

homie suggets he wastes bad coon and gets his woman but boone sez thats not the White mans way

maybe if he was french or irish or something, then maybe, but he's higher evolved.

so the forces ride out to the next planet in the local gorup occupied by the Regent and ater a montage of them going across the land and rivers and storm, they made it to the valley to build a new home and give thanks to The Lord

then they make trees into lumber and uild log cabins and dig the earth which eventually makes a fence and gate

they send a trop for get supplies like gunpowder and grease and badcoon wants to bring sister off to live in a better place but she likes it here and had enough of his cr-p

later theres a dance and sister f'd her ankle and some guys talk with dad over what to name the area and africanized dude sez to name it after boone so they call it booneburg

kid bro comes out and sez some cr-p i cant hear cuz the volume on this youtube video is a55 and boone talks with sister and grows closer to her until africanized guy comes by and sez hes wanted and they come

kid bro sez a speech and gves him a rifle and boone sez thanks for their aid and they did it together and had cleared enough for the spring planting and he thanks The Lord for helping em

so they dance and chciks angle isnt as f'd as they thought and some guys come byon horses and 1 guy from richmond uncleas a scroll and  the area is now part of virginia and if they resist they'd be driven off

boone sez he'd talk with the governor and expect the gov to give them proper rights as the gov totally gives people rights for asking nicely and never needs to be made to by WE THE PEOPLE

So boone gos off riding a horse and brings his homie and goes to see some powdere wig wearing c-ck scukers and they dont wanna see him so he insists and sez he wont go and is let in

they look like girly men and sissys and when Alpha Male Boone comes in and is told theres nothing to be done

boone sez they need time and never had to file for title b4 and their rights were never questioned and they buld homes and worked the land there

they say the land was already claimed and when boone sez he expected to get his rightful claim but found he met theieves who jacked it, they/them get triggeed and threaten to arrest him for saying words they/them dont like

one of the powdered wigs c-ck su ckers is bad coon who sez he's doing this for revenge for boone wanting to send him off (even though he didn't) and boone slugs his frenchie beta male a55 out and swaggers out like a bada55

boone dont wanna go back and tlel the people their land/homes were jacked and homie sez to fight

they see an american turkey and homie caps it and as he gets it, a swarm of reds catches boone andbrings him to a canue to be shanghaied off

simon is rallying the tribes to attack the White man like in avatar and sez the Whites will take their land and drive em weast and to stop the foriegners from taking thei land, even though it was the Whie Man who introduced the concept of owning land to them

the pack brings boone to the simon and homie is following and  simon sez he left the settlers alone for so long so theyd not expect his combined forces

boone sez he'd wished he let em string him up and simon sez you'll wish more than that when im done with you and puts hm in a fire circle with no shirt

for some reason they let hi keep his skin and man parts, as the reds are known to remove em and over a while and the fires grow

homie puts on war paint for a power up and throws a tomahawk and cuts the rope holding boones hands and he jumps into the water as indians swimafter him even though im not sure they know how to do that

he dives under thr river and escapes to the shore by plants and homie blends in with the rens of the reds as they run

manly a5 ddaniel boone hides and runs and has no shirt for the ladies to lust after his manly muscles and throws a rock to draw away a red so he can carjack his horse

boone rides it and the horse f--ks out and he runs and eventually gets to the baseand tells em of the indian attack of 5 tribes comming for em

they raise the signal and prepare for the onslaught and the 5 tribes near as the Americans close the gate like troy but hopefully not ending the same

although the greeks had wheels and the reds dont

so the reds attack and the Americans return fire and the reds circle the base as Americans pick em off

later its night and homie is out and makes wolf sounds and fakes being dead and boone lets him in knowing his signal

the next day the reds attack again and they use the smokey battlefield to make it look like theres more going on like in D W Griffith's Birth Of A Nation

Also this is before the repeaing rifle, the revolver and the semi auto or full auto so each gun has 1 shot

simon sez days later they got em and the Americans might mbe low on ammo and wants to torch the place

boonesborough is almost outta ammo and water and boone knows the simon and the simon wants to wipe out their people and hopes for rain

the reds attack and throw fire and dad sends son to go inside but the area catches flame and dad smachs on it with hsi cloth and gets capped as kid bro shakes the corpse

the reds ram the gates with a murdered tree an eventally it rains and puts out the fire

the people seem calm despite the swarms of reds at the gate as they are stopping cuz the water stopped their fire and they leave but simon wants to not give up

later boone sez theres no trap as he looked b4 and boone goes out but kid runs after himand africanized guy goes after him

simon fires on boone but caps the kid whos named billy well macgarnicle, billys dead, slit his throat from eatr to ear

africanixzd guy gets the kid and boone chases simon up a rock thing as he trhrows items at oone and they both jump into the water one at a time and spastically batt;le

i heard of breakdance fighting, but swim fighting?

so boone sends simon deep and he dont come up for some reason and afrianized guy brings the boy back and sister sees it

the people go on to find new land in new west cuthridge or w/e and has the sister who's fam is in h e double soviet england and is his woman now.

the end

that was pretty good

This movie came out like 9 years after sound films did with The JAzz Singer and its got remnants of Silent Protoculture but has the semi new talkie style

I like these 30s films with their midway point of going talkie and its like the 1990 tmnt movie how its at the edge of the 80s and 90s

but this is more like 1992's Candyman 001 with its closer to 90s but still a bit 80s

the acting was good and the msuic worked and the action was well done

it showed things that were like they were in the past and how many things remain today

this was a pretty good film and its only like 75 mins

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but the real simon lived during the 1776 war and helped some people but was made the bad guy here and got iced

he was captured and brainwashed by reds and sided with em but still helped Whites

Also the bad coon skin cap guy was not iced and was still out there

For Daniel Boone 2 I want him to be leading the people to a new home but the bad coonskin cap guy fromthev 1st movie is in the higher ranks and ofollows and tries to oppress em, but them the Revolutionary War breaks out and Davey Crockket I mea Daniel Boone fights enemy brits and goes on missions in the woods to counter em but alo try to take out the guy he fired in the st movie and in the end its a final death match with the bad guy in a wood mech with slaves running the gears and he's gotta take it out bit by bit. Also its a 16 bitp latform game like Phantom 2040 on Sega Genesis, TG16, Snes, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you are aniel and go aroud the woods and face bosses and cryptids and do missions and gte one of a bunch of endings.

Game Reviews Volume 32 From 2023 Part VI

 Probably the last one of the year unless I can beat like 10 games or so in like 2 weeks

Just beat Monopoly for Sega Master System on my 2DS. Its the board game where you choose a piece like a Thimble or Cannon and roll dice to go around the board. When you land on a property you can buy it or go to auction and highest bidder gets it. If you land on a foes property then you pay em rent and if you own it you pay nothing. If you own all 2-3 or the same color you can build houses to raise the rent and with 4 houses you can build hotels to raise it more. There's 4 railroads and the more you own the more the foe who lands on it pays. You can mortgage property and buy it back for quick money but if sold, the buyer can unmortgage it. A mortgaged one don't cost rent to land on. There's jail where you can pay to get out, use a get outta jail free card, or roll dice over 3 turns, if you get Doubles, you get out and move that much, if not, pay 50$ and move on. Passing the start gives you 200$ and there's Chance and Chest cards that apply effects like moving you to another square or getting/costing money. You can have human and computer players and I chose the Cannon cuz there's no Battleship and faced the dog as I hate those. You choose the CPU skill level from 1-3 and if a player can't pay what he owes, he's bankrupt and is out. I played me vs 1 CPU on level 2 and my 1st run I did bad so I restarted and beat him round 2. There's animation of the piece moving and it can be sped up with 1 button that cancels or or no or something. The other button is yes and is used to choose. Also when choosing a property to try to buy/sell, up/down moves it clockwise or reverse and left/right don't so it can be confusing to press Up to go Down. Choosing a character doesn't cycle back and any press on the D Pad moves it on til it loops. Also the D Pad is sensitive and moves fast when you don't want it. You do things like buy/sell your stuff before ending turn and Doubles 3x in a row means Jail. The music uses The Entertainer which was kinda ruined by that SVU ep. Good colors and graphics and the board shows who owns what space when choosing to buy/sell. You can have a time limit but I beat CPU old school. Its not as good as the GB one but has a few things I like more. And the CPU keeps trying to buy even when I keep saying no. If I kept clicking the advance button it chose 0$ and counted as no. Not bad. Glad I did this. Oh and there's limited houses and hotels to buy. Oh and you can save and load saved games later.

Just beat Dragon Ball FighterZ on PS4. Its a 2D Fighting game by Arc System Works and has CG graphics mimicking the style of the 90s anime. It takes place around the Tournament of Gods but before Black Goku arcs in DBSuper and the story has this artificial souls like in Bleach that controls characters and lets em use their power even though there's some waves that limit the fighters. you got a buncha online modes I never used. You play as up to 3 characters and have 1 on 1 rounds where you can switch between em or fight til the end. Once all 3 guys are out, that's the round. You use the buttons to do different attacks and the L/R ones do team things like switching or having an assist or a beat down. There's a Ki Meter that goes up the more damage you do/take and can use super moves by spazzing on the D Pad and tapping buttons. I figured out a but but didn't use em often. The story mode is 3 unrelated accounts of Dr. Gero's Wife as an android devolving into a mix of Buu, Freeza and the female Supreme Kai from DBAF and you gotta unlock em in order. 1st is the good guys where you use Goku and save his homies from evil clones 1 by 1 and moving from zone to zone on a map to get to and beat the boss fight, then a cut scene, then clear the next area and repeat. You don't gotta beat all the guys but fight, even when lost, gets Exp and levels that give you more life/power. Only characters in the fight get Exp but after each round, all characters, even unused, heal a bit. And you gotta get past a buncha guys at full life with you only getting some back. But enemy's don't recover if they win so you can get close and lost and bat em with another try. If you run outta guys then its game over and you gotta restart the map. The final boss is Android 21 and after beating her you unlock the bad guys story where you use Freeza and unlock bad guys. Then a story of Android 18/16/21, but after a while 16 bites it and you get the heroes. That ones tougher as you only get 2 guys for most of it. I only got game overs on that one. The graphics and music are good and it plays well with it playing fast but not too fast to handle. Plays you don't use stay low level and unused except for a body to hold ot as the real fighters play(Just like DBZ/GT/AF). There's a lot of detail in the graphics that shows it had heart like expression for a few frames. It kinda drags near the end and having to face the same guys over and over but it picks up at the end. The final boss is 21 but as a Mirror Match and she's higher level/better than you. After many attempts I beat her and got a Perfect. Would be nice with more guys like Garlic Jr or Pikkon or Pan or Xicor. There's character interactions depending on who's on the team/fighting and its pretty good with things like Freeza seeing Buu or 18 saying she'd beat 17 if he ended Krillin that draws from other DB things. The screen showing who fights stayed on too long and the game over screen having you choose yes/no to restart the map was unneeded, exp since its default on no. What am I gonna do? stare at the continue screen? But over all its a good game and I listened to it in Japanese as its the default, I didn't care to change it and the funimation actors are knda bad. Too bad it didn't have the REAL Actors from the Ocean Dub. Glad I played it. Its one of the better games of the series. Hope we get a sequel with GT/AF in it. Also it was the 1st Non Sega/Nintendo game I beat on a console that's not Sega/Nintendo.

Just Beat Puggsy on my 218 Sega Genesis Games Multicart. Its a Puzzle Platformer by Traveler's Tales and Psygnosis where you play as this devolved alien thing and go across this Island from area to area to get to the end. 1 Button is jump, 1 is grab/drop and 1 is use the item. You die in 1 hit and move slow ut on Bosses you get a 7 hit life bar. Its got great graphics and effects like scaling and swaying and the music by Matt Furniss is great. You can change what the buttons do and there's a 27 number password using 0-7 and some cheats you can put in somehow for effects. If you have Shades or Shoes that item takes a hit and Shoes lets you run/jump higher. Some levels have 2 exits and each opens a new path on the map. There's 5 bosses to beat to unlock the last level and you can go back across the map to redo levels. Pausing and hitting A/B/C exits the level if you screw up and can't finish. If you run outta guys you go back to the title screen but choosing the top option returns you to the last Continue Point on the map. Turning off the system ends it but a Password puts you back where you left off. Some puzzles are solved in weird ways like putting items in a cauldron and throwing a knife at a frog to get its leg for it. Or dropping an item down these foreground pipes to turn it into the right thing. Or throwing a Key up, inflating a Balloon below it and releasing it to get it through stream vents. You kill enemies by throwing things the right way, usually up, or Kamikazeing into em and resummoning where you fell but exiting a level undoes everything. You can move the item up/down with the D Pad and kinda climb by getting on the ledge and doing the D Pad right, maybe with jump. Its a nice game but pretty hard and tricky and some of these solutions I'd not have found w/o a guide. The credits say Puggsy 2 is coming but 30 year later, nothing. Its got a physics engine that impressive but tricky and looks/sounds great, but the gameplay is iffy. Glad I did this one.

Just beat The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks on DS. Its a sequel to Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass, but generations later. Like Clash of the Titans, then a direct sequel: Wrath of the Titans then years later Remember The Titans. Most things are done with the Touch Screen but you can hold L (Maybe also R) to access the Item like a Bow or Boomerang. Its got Trains to ride like the devolved guy in Big Bang Theory likes and you go around tracks and unseal more with minigames playing a flute with these midgets. Zelda actually does something in here besides sitting of her huge soft butt waiting for you by being dead and her ghost can possess things or give advice. This Link isn't as powerful as past ones as he is an engineer and its like each generation being worse than the last(Evolution disproven?). Its kinda tricky controlling both Zelda/Link and often you hit the wrong one. There's a tower of Spirits like the Dungeon but you don't gotta play past ones over and over. You can upgrade the train by mixing Treasures with Linebeck III and it gives more power. There's side quests and missions and I did some. Its an improvement over the last one in control but some parts and a bit irritating. You got this Daemon that's unsealed and takes Zelda's body and there's no Ganon so its not like Mario fighting Bowser in 95% of the games. You are in a new area after leaving the ruined Hyrule and while you have more focus with the Tracks guiding you, its less freedom. The music is good and the graphics got the Wind Waker style. The side characters have personality and the story is well written. You get 2 save files and infinite tries to get by it. I kinda liked it. Its got a few things that could be better but overall, its a good game. Glad I did this one. Oh and there's Force Gems like in Four Swords that are used to open new areas on the map and Warp to different areas.

Just beat Pac-Mania for Master System on my 2DS. Its a Maze Game like other Pac-Man ones that has you moving around an area eating all the dots and avoiding the ghosts that chase you. You can eat a Power Pellet that there's like 4 of in each level and usually in the corners to let you eat the Ghosts, but their eyes fall out and return to their grave to come back like a Lich in D&D. Also you can jump with either button and pause with start. You get 3 guys and no continues and the game can be finished in like half an hour but it gets pretty hard after a while. Some Ghosts can jump and if you time it wrong they end you. Also the other Ghosts move faster and get more aggressive and spastic but seem to not be as much in the corners, even when the Power Pellets are used. Also the game speeds up and the Power Ups wear off sooner. Its pretty unforgiving and I only won by abusing Save States, but even they it was tough. Its pretty unfair as you can only bite it 3x and then its start from the beginning and 1 touch and its over. It plays mostly well but in the speedo levels its hard to manage and the last levels have all the Ghosts as jumpers. Some levels are colored in a way that makes it hard to tell where the dots are and you got a few levels that are recolored and reused like a "new" forme in dragon ball super. I didn't hate it and its kind of at a slight angle but Up is still Up instead of moving on an X with a + D Pad like Landstalker, but it can be irritating with the easy to bite it gameplay. Glad I played it and the graphics and music are good, but I doubt I'll play it again.

Just beat Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon on DS. Its a Strategy RPG where you do a different map each chapter and gotta get the main guy to the glowing square to capture the enemy turf and end the level You get Exp for battles and every 100 you level up and get random stat boosts. Each character has a different class and some can upgrade and use other weapons. The more you use a weapon the better you get with it and eventually rank up from E to D, C, B and A. Some weapons can only be used if you have High Rank. Swords beat Axes, Axes beat Lances and Lances beat Swords but if high enough level you still cream em. There's Critical hits that to high damage and weapons break after enough uses. If a character bites it he's dead and can't come back but in the last level is a 1 time revive item. The story is good and its a remake of the 1st Fire Emblem on NES. You can't carry guys and land can limit movement but give defense and there's shops to buy items and weapons. There's Secret shops to buy rare items in and I used a guide to make sure I didn't miss things. My Pak kept freezing and I had to go back to past saves, but you get 2 save points in the map that you can return from. Also you can Suspend play but its gone after loading. There's bonus chapters if you lost too many guys to give you extra\Reward incompetence. The graphics are good and the music is nice and it plays well. I had a good time and beat it in under 18 hours. 1 trick to beat the final level is to use a Warp Spell to send Marth with the Falchion and Tiki to the final boss space, clear the guy in front with Tiki and attack with Marth and his Falchion, then heal him from a distance. When the boss attacks he gets counterpunched and you win in 1 turn. Work Smarter, Not Harder. I enjoyed this one and I'm glad I got it. It was like 20$ Game Only online years ago and I managed to get by without losing a member(except the 1 guy who you gotta sacrifice to beat the prologue). This was a good one.

Just beat Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition on PS4. Its a 2D Fighting Game that keeps wanting you to connect to the internet and has pretty good graphics and music and voices. There's a story mode that it didn't let me do for some reason and you have to start with a Tutorial to show you how to press back to block or up to jump like you never played a Street Fighter game. The 4 buttons are light and medium punch/kick and R1/R2 is strong Punch/Kick/. Triangle and Circle is using a V Trigger that builds as you fight and X with Square is Throw when close. You can spazz on the D Pad/A Stick to do better moves and it plays pretty well. The hands and feet on the characters are pretty oversized as I guess some artist like big meaty Sasquatch feet and hands and the guys are buff and the chix are thicc. There's no Blanka but they got a Brazil Chick in a small top like Pan in DBGT and thong peaking out mini shorts and she's pretty good. I did Arcade mode which has several modes based on past games with characters in those games. In here I used Rainbow Mika cuz she's Fun and Blonde and Thicc and did the 11 round Arcade Ver with fighting 1 at a time and and choosing 1 of 2 next. After trying Normal and 2/3 rounds, I lost to Dhalsim and to Continue you gotta Hit Options, but it kept going back to the PS4 Menu and I couldn't go on. So I put it on Easy/1 round and beat through it. It plays well and is pretty fun but wants me to go online over and over and I don't do that. You could Download other fighters, but I don't wanna buy a game 1 piece at a time. The story is often told in illustrations and the characters personalities are individual and likable. It takes place after 4 and before 3 and is Bison's big push which I read of and it ties together the other games. I liked it and it was worth the 20$ I spent on it used. Cool backgrounds and animation too. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Pac-Attack on my 106 Game Gear Games in 1 GBA Multicart. Its pretty much Tetris with Pac-Man and has a Free Mode for points and a Puzzle Mode where you gotta clear all the Ghosts in 100 levels. Start pauses and 1 button is yes the other is no on the menus. The yes button turns the falling pieces that are always in an L shape and made of 3 pieces of either Tile or Ghost. Every 3rd or so drop has Pac Man who faces left or right and when dropped he goes in that direction until hitting a barrier and turning, but when there's no way to go, he poofs out. He eats all the ghosts in his path and you gotta use this to clear em o advance the Puzzle round. There are 3 letter Passwords to return to the level you were on and its vowel free like Poland. You can only rotate the drops 1 way and often it seems like you get the worst pieces that interfere with what you want to do. Also often you keep getting new Ghosts that wind up leaving you 1 off from winning. You get a few Pac Man drops per Puzzle and if you run out or the middle of the screen fills, its game over but you get infinite continues, If you clear it in the Min of used Pac Mans then you get a Good rating but it don't add anything. If you line up the Tiles across the screen, it clears but some Tiles are Pink with a Diamond Mark and they don't fall but stay where they are. The only think to clear Ghosts is Pac Man and managing how to line up the dropped pieces and how to drop the next one can help win. The drops are Semi Random and often are similar but not the same. The Graphics are nice and colorful and the Music is good and it plays mostly well but if you screw up, its easier to suicide and try again next life. But often it takes a while to end it as when Pac Man is moving everything stops. Also he keeps eating Ghosts and you feel the time. Some Puzzles had me trying for over an hour. Its not bad but can irritate if it goes too long or you keep getting bad blocks. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Mega Man IV for Game Boy. Its a Platformer based on a few NES games with levels and bosses from em but formatted for the GB. You gotta fight 4 Robot bosses and each is weak to another ones attack, so beating them in the right order can let you beat them easier. There's also 4 letters B E A T in those level to unlock Beat the Bird who eventually autotargets enemies. After beating them, you face the Mega Man Killer of the game Ballade then 4 more robots with new weapons and 4 letters W I L Y to open the final level, then a final gauntlet that if you leave at any point, you gotta restart it. After beating a boss you get his weapon to use and sometimes a Rush Power like a Hoverboard or Spring. You can get up to 4 W tanks for refilling Weapon Ammo and 4 E Tanks for Health and S Tank to refill all ammo\life. There's infinite Continues and a password putting E B R and Black spaces in a grid that saves your Tanks/progress. You can get P Chips to buy extra guys and Tanks and an Engine that auto refills your Ammo w/o having it selected when you pick up Ammo Power Ups. The Graphics are quite good for 8 bit and you attack with B and Jump with A, but slide with Down and B and Start opens the Menu where B changes the page and A selects things. There's unskippable cutscenes you gotta sit through that look impressive and I think there's some Super Game Boy Colors if used on the GameCube Player. The music is good and it controls quite well with little lag and not that much slowdown. If you bite it enough you get a faster charging Buster that lasts while the game is on. If you choose to go to level select instead o Continue on the last part, you gotta redo it from the start, but Continue returns you to the last place you checkpointed on it. Its a pretty good game and I'm glad I got it. It seems to play better when you have the Advanced Buster.

Just beat Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance on GBA. Its a 1 on 1 fighting game but toned down to 32 Bit to fit on a GBA. You choose 1 guy and fight several rounds and then the game bosses who are faced 1 after the other and you use the same life bar. A is kick and B is punch and L/R does something but I didn't use it much. I think R is Block. You get unlimited Continues and there's also a survival mode to face 1 after another until you get beat, but the life is refilled each round. I put it on Easy and Best Of 1 and 30 Second Time so I could do enough damage to em and jump around until time ran out. Work Smarter Not Harder. I think you can do Power Moves but I didn't figure em out. After winning a match you can Finish the Foe with the right moves. The graphics are kinda blocky but its 3D Models on a Handheld so it makes sense. There's voices that are pretty good and the music is nice. It controls pretty well but often I wind up on the other side and don't turn around so I'm kicking in the wrong way. You can go into the foreground or background with Up and Down but Up is Jump so you gotta use it on Diagonals to Jump. You get Koins by playing the game and can use em in the Krypt to unlock more skins or other things. I used Sonya cuz she's the curvy Blonde and usually jump kicked guys. There's little details if you look like Sonya's Leather Thong peaking out of her Jeans. Its not a bad game and I had some fun with it. I got it for like 40$ in a plastic case and beat it un like half an hour. Of course its not as good as the 128 Bit version but its good at being what it is. Glad I did this one. If I knew the move's I might like it more but it can be wiggled through.