Baoh Review

Note: I spell as accurate as the science in this

Baoh

This is my review on Baoh from the distant future year (To Shiro Ishii Sama) of 1989 (a decade efore the global war ended with the sdf-1 hitting macross island)

its directed by Hiroyuki Yokoyama who did nothing Ore Samma saw and was writter by the jojo guy Hirohiko Araki, but i didnt see jojo

Its dubbed by guys who aint really in anything else and stars the Hokuto No Ken and Japanese G1 Transfomers Actors

I saw i and read both volumes of the manga and even abridged the oav

also its animated by the guys who did bleach pie rrot and distributed bu Toho who did Godzilla

So after the title we get a trainwith this chick and guars hunting a girl and her poemon thing and she gets ahead of em somehow into a room of big black dogs

she uses esp to decode the lock andopens the cages so the dogs attack em but the guards and chik beat and cap the dogs as dogs are surpluss to requirements and mongo loids

the dr who is behind this thinks the girl with psychic powers being too much for the chick and the chick and gitl come in and the organization he works for wants her powers for their use

psycho chivk plls a valve and this guy in a water tank breaks out from not enuff water and takes off his sm gear sensors as the girl takes the car on the train off and gets away

btw this is in fullscreen and is colored and has dat good 80s animation

after pulling off a gus hand, the sm gear boy gets out with the chickstanding there unable to stop a beefy teen i SM Gear and a black speedo  and the dr sez to end him

they fire and he jumps off and grabs power ies and cooks as the train rdes off and the girl is with him

thenits daylight and girl and ten are out in clothes and she sez the rganization covered up the body on the tracks and the incident

girl draws and se her name is sumirei and means violet and was from an orphanage and was gives money to live with doress and she draws andher power turn on like in x men and she sees a vision of a guy ad hears hes sent to ice baoh

she sez the dr caled him baoh and then the guy from the picture comes in and ahanks teen named ikuro and he staggers off and aks a morcyvle from a gu as the assassin stands there ding jack sh-t and not j=rkin off

at the institute, the col phones ssassin and sez to ice the teen and burn him and if the girl is in the way to wase her too

also a psychic girl and a devolved guy vs a secret evil group for power? sounds like maju sensen aka demonic beast front by ken ishikawa

so the assassin is number 1 in his firld and dr shows his funders in gold masks a baoh dog made b4 ikuro and the baoh was made by advancing evolution(which isnt real but this is weird a55 sci fi) and the dog has skin f==ks under its fur like ikuro will be getting

so the chick opens th hatch and this tiger comes in and tears open the dogs head but when under attack the baoh acicates and the dog digivolves into something like tiger of the wind or the dog from megami tensei digital devil story

ikuto and suure go to a gas sattion and ikuro is healed from getting shanked like a homie in prison whennot being b0ned by aids bags

the gas station guy was iced and th assassin colmes out and slices ikuros neck and shanks him then beats down sumire comming to help

as assassin starts soaking the teen whos 17 and legally a child unless he succeeds in icing someone like Rittenhouse then he's an adult, but not like trayvonne who didnt finish the guys he tried to ice

so ikuro's heart beats the knife out and then we see the dog in beast moe easily waste the tiger and slice open its head and brains burst out

i miss how f--kin violent anime was, without it and the cool cr-p its like watching thundercats roar

so ikuro digivolves into blue hair but not a feminist and grabs the asaassins hand and eats through thr wrist, then escapes with sumire as the gas goes up and the station blows from the match he dropped, then grabs the assassins face and melts it brutal and its bada55

in the base, col dordo headshots the dog like j f k ha comming and then dudes cook it with flamethrowers as the sponsors see that baoh would make them better than any political powrr even the soviets

then the dog head comes off like john carpenters the thing and a worm comes out and they roast itwith flame throwers but this is a full grown baoh and ikuro's is a larva and they gotta ice um to protect the secret

later ikuro turns back and dont recall what happened while he was dead/devolved and col dordo goes out to clean up the mess of the assassin after this guy names walken uses his psychic powers like in a go nagai anime and tells where ikuro is and uses psycho power to cook his cool coffee

ikuro has a dream of his rents in the car and after 2 cars driving the wong way nearly iced em, they go off a cliff as they all are asian and the dr injects the baoh larva parasite into him

ikuro wakes up in some f--ked out building and recalls a few things and sumire knows his age and sez shes 9 and both are close, which legally, both are onsidered kids and its not legal to b0ne

then she sees blood on her hands in a vision and knows THEY are comming o wqaste em

a commando team comes to the building and sumire sez they can easape if they run andikuro stands there like a spazz and the team opens fire on themwith iluro getting aheadshot on him like in the bible with king david and goliath

amazing in all that guntire only 1 bllet hit

so he falls off the building and they dont see him but then he jumps back up and is in blue oni mode and violently wastes the guys with their bullets doing nothing even on his clothes and he grows blades on his arms and slices by em like devilman and melts a guys face with acid hands before bending a flame thrower on the user as he falls literally down in flames

so he punches a mirror and sees himself as he turns back and hsi clothes are undamaged by the flamethrower and hears sumire scream and he jumps down and turns back to baoh and sees col dordo with sumire's head at gunpoint

he fires hair like needles like togemon in digimon and burns off his gun hand and face but hes a robot under the skin like terminator or ginnai doma in black lion and flies off on a rocket pack hang glider built into him like a f--kin action figure

he sees a picure she drew of him and later its 60 hours later and the chick sez that the sumire is in danger from dehydration and had no water in 2 days while in a sound room being blasted with noise but dr sez baoh is comming from her mental thing

ikuro came over in the underground caves and they see him and summon walken and col dordo is in a chopper with a sniper rifle to harambe him with a bullet that can take out a troop carrier, but ikuro can use bio electricity from his muscles to fire a static shock and blast it back to blow the chopper

after taking out 2 guys with thunder shock and slicing through a buncha guys he meets walken, whos the last of his tribe of native american warriors and looks like f--kin violence jack!

also thisn oav cut the scenes of the kung fu killer babboon that pulls weapons ou its throat and the farm couple that comes back later and ikuros training arc

so walken carves a symbl on his chest with a funger as a sign of recognizing him as a worthy foe and uses his pyschic power to melt and burn the area an air and floor and melts the wall around baoh's arm so his thnder shock cant be used

walked sez those with that much powersuffer for it, but baoh sloces off his arm like devilman ova 2 and zaps walkev with thunfer like great mazinger but when walken comes at him, baoh throws his arm blade and cuts off walkens fingers and get him in the skull with it

the dr sez they are gonna nuke the lab and 1 kilo meter around it and baoh has somehow got his arm out the wall and put it back on and punched into sumires room t save her as baoh and she recognizes him

then laswrs cems out and fire on sumire and ikuro takes it in the back using his body as a shield then counter attacks to fure hair to bust the lasers

so sumire got it in the neck and is dead and walken isnt dead and runs into scientists

baoh cuts his mouth and kisses the 9 year old and feeds her his blood like megan fox and machine gun kelly to heal her

without walkens bandanna to regulate his psychic power, hes out of controll and microwaves the scientists with ki or w/e

so sumire is healed and walkens esp is busting the aea and causing earthwuakes and he coems in and busts the floor so they fall unto the endless dry caves by this ocean cliff, wait the dr and chicks capsule landed in water

walken broke the bedrock and the flintstones are in h-ll for their l=dge meetings and ikuro tells sumire to get the f out andgrabs a laser cannon and fights walken who can use some kind of easplosion array like lina inverse in slayers

boh plugs the cannon into s arm and it works wihtout needing controls and he slices walken in 2 crotch to head, then slices the stone spikes on the cio,ing that ice the chick and dr who sez baoh is his perfect weapon, then the base goes nucular

sumire sez the base was covered up as a chemical thing stored wrong and sumire, who lived with these farmers or w/e in the manga who were seen in the training arc, sez ikuro is gonna come back

then credits to a song like in Don Bluth that is actually kinda heartfelt and moving as the camera goes to the bottom of the ea and shows ikuro there and sumire sez she had a vision of ikuro sleeping  in the underground caves and he'f wake up when she turns 17

as salt water puts the baoh into stasis lock

the end

that was cool

nice acion and msuic and the art was good

the acting was a bit wooden but in japanese its better and its got a bit of cheese feels

its got a good story that is closer to real than many wanna admit with the organization being from ww2 and making things with evl and occult for years

it cuts like 1/5th of the manga like the acid spiders but its still pretty cool and has good gore and acion and coolness

i liked it and while i never read jojo, i think this is pretty cool

also the Baoh Character was ripped off for a World Heroes Game as a boss, but what wasn't ripped off for it?

For Baoh 2 I want the seas t dry up from a nucular war and people are fighting to survive in the wasteland but Sumire is now a bada55 bodybuilder chick and uses psychic power to see opening in enemy attacks and counter em, also she used her psychic power to seal the Baoh in his head so he could use its power but not have it reproduce and release all the eggs to infect others. Then they go around fighting the remains of Doress the organization that did the thing and caused the nucular holocost to wipe out the lesser evolved so the higher evolved would continue wihtouht the lesser evolved poisoning the gene poole for evolution reasons. Alos its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as baoh and the othwer as sumire and going around fighting devolved monsters that were once human made by doress and taking on its leaders who are geezers on life support mechs and have been running things with ancient tech since the bible days.