KeMeRa Review

Note: I spell like a hermaphrodite

KiMeRa

This is my revew on KiMeRa from the distant future year (To The Right Honorable Hiroito) of 1996 (35 years befoe Battlestars The Return Of Con voy)

Its based on a manga by Kazuma Kodaka who did a lot of yaoi, or gay love manga, but not like one piee with all the okama turning people like with sanji

its diRECTAL by Kazu Yokota who did beyblade season  eps, Slayers eps and storyboarded others

It stars the guys from ADV Films so its good and non union s those commies don't get any money extorted in mandatory dues to be allowed to work for those daemons

I saw this b4 and have it on VHS I got from a comic shop used

it starts with a space craft falling to Urth and this hunter and dog find it, only for tentacles to shak and suck the dog dead then get the guy offscreen

im glad it showed the dog getting it

then titlle and these 2 guys Osamu and Jack drive down the road in a Double Dragn Car and Jack is blonde and American like Terry Bogard or Roy Fokker with a wife and kid back home who are also Blonde like Japan thinks all Americans are/Americans know we should be

he and Osamu sell corny flakes to Americs Heartland and Osamu has these bells that dingle, so I otta call it his ding a ling

they stop at an accident and armed mlitary guys tell em to gtfo cuz its not safe and when Jack sez We Deserve An Explainatinon, the place starts bloweng and Osamu winds up in this truck with this non gender \descript being in a glass tube

the glass is cold and hs bells awaken it and they try to kiss with glass between em and this guy in a cape come in and is fluying like DBGT and fires a ki blast but another cape guy saves him and dark cape guy runs pff

Saving cape guys have devolved faces and Jack saw a few guys sucked dry of fluids and later at another place Jack whos real name is Jay is talking with his dad who sez to forget it or the gov will monitor em forever

Jay asks if dad is experimenting on humans and he dad se jay and osamu were released as hes the team leader and dont exerpiment on hkamns like the maruta do

osamu thinks of the thing he saw in the glass and Jay's Dad is called to a meeting and tells em theres a snack machine and coffee in the hall

but coffee makes you queer as in the 80s We drank pop and were manly with He Man an Thunder Cats but in the 90s they had coffee culture and we got sissy boy bands like n'sync and backdoor boys, then in the 2010s and 20s the koreas started stealing American Protoculture like they do for their anime knock offs like Space Gundam 5 and that one where Char Aznable was Amuro Ray under his mask

so the dark cape guy is flying around and phazing throughwalls and this huge fat blonde guy like a devolved charles martinet is b--ching about cr-p and his name being in the wrong place

dark cape wastes some guards and sees osamu and jay on the security cams and are loooking for the thing in the tube as jay wants to b=know if dad is telling the truth and checks the underground lab

osamu sensing something behind a door marked off limits and goes in the green house that sez danger do not enter, which should be on all butts so you dont get aids or poop in ur weener

osamu thinks the sign was a lie and somethings drawing him in and jay used his stolen dad key andit beeps and after spazzing out abut what might happen if they do or dont do anything, the door opens and they go in

man, osamu is a candy a55 beta male soy boy, girly man, frooty booty, weener cleaner dink

so he finds his butt buddy in the tube and we never see the crotch as its suposed to be a hermaphrodite and charles martinet dr is waliking alond and sez its worse than his hemorrhoids which i guess hes into butt stuff

he goes to meet some daemony guy whos eating a guy like a hollywood celeb but this is an adult and is working with him but begs him to be spared and sez "you need me"

dad's assistant sez fata55 was ordering human parts and bodies which somehow the medical office approves and supplies and it started when the capsulre fell

assistnt forgot her access card and so did dad and they go back for it and in thegreenhouse osamu sees the name kimera on the tube and as hi dig a ling dingles, the thing in the tube movesand osamu opens the tube to free the captain planet monkey f--ker wth a blast of icy air

kimera somes out and makes out with osamu and he gives it his lab coat so we dont aee the parts and ja dont wanna bring it.

dad and assistnt go to the guard place and the guards are sucked dry and the devolved people eater sez he let kimera escape

chick finds the guard is dead and stares at it for a while until sh realizes its a corpse and crem and the alarm goes off and in the green house is dark cape who fires a ki blast at osamu who is almost hit

ki me ra licks the blood off osamus face like megan fox and dark cape has a flashback to kimera saying it cant then dark cape sez kimera must die or it would f the planet

also the dub called kimer a chick but thats non canon, as we'd see later

so then this long huge tentacles bust in the greene house like one of those 200 foot squid under the artic and dad and some troops come in an devolved came guy chops off dark cape's hand and tells him not to interfere and this is for their mother planet

kirema gore nucular and sparks off in a white light and osamu is gone, then it cuts to an arcade ayt night and its raining and 2 guys are playing kinda afterburner and see kimera and go after it

1 guy; she looks like a dude! other guy:she's hot! me: yo forgot to say no h0m0!

also jays dad tells the story of kimera and how its sole purpose is to reproduce, and if she cant get pregnant she can impregnane others!

hank hill; ... what did you just say bill?

Miko Mido: Waoh! Talk a bout a REEL sunnova b--ch hermaphrodite!

dark cape is laying on the floor in a crator and dad continue swith how the capsule was a shace ship and came from a metero shower and nasa(national assiciation of spreading aids) tracked em and found 1 with kimera and 2 othwers were empty, and the other 2 guys were in the others but were fighting for some reason

they go to jays place and he smooches his blnde wife like i think guile in street fighter and use jays computer and look at photoes of sucked dry guards having smll bite marks and its like a vampire, a space vampire, like Choshojon UFO by Go Nagai!

Also kimera can produce spurm which is a bit queer but its a herrmaphrodite so its not gay gay, like if ur b0ning a car then its not interspecies as cars are not alive, despite what that guy fromthe learning channel who b0ned his car and thought it was his "boyfriend"

so the arcade guys get kimera in bed and it spazze around as the blonde guy feels it up and other guy mouths its mouth, then blonde guy mouths whatever kimeras crotch is and eventually kimera bites blonde guy and sucks him until hes withered and grey like in Demon Lord Dante, then offscreen sucks the other guy as we see his shriveled corpse after

osamu is wandering around a forest but not nathan bedford forrest the ameican hero and ees dark campe and kimera with a dragon and animals with kimera ot being a ret-rd like kirby in the cartoon

then we see kimera wanting to die instead of drinking her homies blood dark cape guy bites open his arm and dumps blood in a cup as it was freely offered

later devolved guy sez kimeras mom was in a dark tower and waiting for her and she goes there and osamu sez not to go there but hes the ghost of xmas past and is only looking not affecting it and he wakes up

then kimera comes in and sees her mom equipped to a machine and people in tubes but not like gay a5 v tubers

devolved guy talks to osamu wos i guess still in da vision and sez he touched kimeras soul and can see her mind

so then we see kimera b0-ching about being a mom and drinking blood and dark cape sez he was insane to have loved her and equips his severed hand back so he can j-rk off agaain

in this church is osamu and he ees kimeracomming in and its coat is soaked in blood, but the coat is stolen from te lab

kimera makes ut with osamu but not tezuka or the other ozamu tezuka who ran toei and bit it in 2023, which is off they had th same name, like, the other walt disney, or the other john wilkes booth

osamu's ding a ling rings and he sez hes not the dark cape guy who i think is named keanu and devolved guy sez cr-p that is hard to make out with the voice effects like yubel in yugioh gx who is also a hermaphrodite

he sez something about being a chosen one and osamu carrys his butt buddy out but these goblins who might use knobs show up and fire laers at him like dbz

devolved guy grabs kimera with his tentacles and tells fata55 dr to activate the system btu he sez its not ready and might ice her, but he has fafata55 to do make sure its okand wants the offspring to rule the planet likegaijin colonizing the human lands

osamu dont want kimera used as a breeding machine, despite thats what its purpose is and devolved guy sez man threw the 1st punch by attacking his kind who came on this planet and said they were monsters or yokai or w/e and they'll wipe out the huamns and holy cr-p this is like bad go nagai!

also aliens who came to earth were vivisected and humans broke treateis and promizes like the red man claim and how his peoples dna is f'd and they cant have kids(too many shots or soy?) and even if they live forever, they can be iced and kimera was from earth and augmented to be w/e she is like in yugioh gx with yubel being devolved into a dameon dragon to protect past judai and made into a hermaphrodite

also dark cape is devolved guys brother and calls out to him if hes here but he dont show, also the bells the vampires carry is like osamus and dark cape has no man parts or w/e and cant breed(shouldnt have gotted the hormones and surgery)

so dark campe comes in and has eaten people to revive hsi arm and he fights the devolved guy as kimera was put in thesodomachine and osamu gopt these greasy tentacles grab him but they dont enter his anus

the other goblin extends tentalces from its back around kimera and its all greasy and slimy and like you'd expect in an80s film like the thing or the fly

we gte kind of a dbz/urotsukidoji fight with devolved guy and dark cape blows off the other golin tentacle monster from osamu but when osamu calls his name he stalls and is caught by the tentacles and beat around

man this church is like a catclevania boss room

so lardo comes in and trys to get devolved guy named ginzu ro w/e to stop and when fatty sez th machine works, he tentacles fatty who sez kimera will bite it as the tentacles erupt from his head and hsi guts burst out and a gun drops

ginzu sez fatty betrayed his race and his kind is not needed but osamu gets the gun and asks if they even tries to coexist, but ghinzu throws fatty who splatters in a blood spray

osamu fired but the force field stops it but dark cape snipers him from behind and tells osamu to end kimera or his race is over and teleports him to the room with kimera in the machine as the tentacle gblin is spazzing and imera is in a tentacle cocoon

Osamu struggles with wasting his gay boyfriend like shinji in evangelion and fires and fires but then dark cape ends devolved guy with a gold cross and the church crumbles and they bite it

later jay and dad go to the church and find it was bought by the blonde dr fata55 and they fidn a cruched ding a lin g from osamu

elsewhere in a place like the end of terminator 1, osamu gets food from a store and gets in a jeep and kimera is in the car with him  and they make out and kimera is pregnant

he sez he opened pandoras box and their kid might end da urth but pandora also had hope left in the box like yugioh zexal andhe loves his mentally ret-rded hermaphrodite butt buddy and has hope

kinda like how they kid might be devolved but it hasnt done anything wrong an they could raise it to be good, like with the slimy thing in alien resurrection should have

they drive off in the sun and music plays

the end

that was pretty good

nice music and good animation

the ending is a bit f'd but its got that terminatior thing of the coming storm but we fight on towards the unknwn

i can see why he'd rick the planet for love as we care more for our gf's than others, so if africa was gonna get nuked and i couldstop it from launching or stop the nuke my gf is tied to from launching, i;d save her over africa, as i can live withouth a place i'd never go, but i care more for her

the animation and gore is pretty good and the art is kinda nice in a bit of a ninja scroll/cyber city oedo 808 way but not quite like yoshiaki kawajiri

some think its a yaoi, but yaoi isnt with hermaphrodites, like furry's are not into plants

tree girls?! thats what I call(puts on shades) getting wood! yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

but this was a pretty good anime and its only like 47 mins and has good characters and style

like Devilman and Violence Jack: NOT gay, its hermaphrodites

see also 4chan

Nowadays people might say "kimera is non binary as they/they don't fit grder" but what they/them forget is: no  unary is non canon and thats different than a hermaphrotide.

but they want the soviets to come back so they dont count

and like sailor moon, the dub made kimera a chick, well, kinsa, she's full of j-zz!

Also this seems a bit like species of a green thing wanting to breed with earth men and make a new race to wipe out the people

For Kimera 2 I want it to be the 2010s and Kimera has a daughter who no one knows is a Semi Dhampir and goes to high school and hangs out with malcontent teens and has a manly bf who is blonde and beefy, but when a gang of fruits trys to turn him with thing WOC With Out Consent, she saves him and wasts the gang, and they gotta deal with the other gang members and some of them are into the black arts and are descendants of the boxer rebellion from the 1900s and use the possession of wicked spirits to gain power. And Kimera Jr and her manly American Bf gotta beat through em. Also its a 2D Beat Em Up on Switch, Ps4, Xbox w/e that generation is called(i think x box 1) and Sega Dreamcast where you pla as up to 2 players and 1 is Kimera Jr and the other is her BF and you beat enemies up and the BF has Super Ameri canism with being a tall 5'8 due and Kimera Jr has tentacle limbs extentions that nail guys.