Bio Hunter Review

Note: I spell devolved

Bio Hunter

This is my review on Bio Hunter from the dustant future yewar of 1995 (around when the global civil war was happening in Robotech)

Its directed by Yuzo Sato who did nothing I've seen

Its based on a manga by Fujihiko Hosono who did nothing I saw and was screenwritten by Yoshiaki Kawajiri who did Ninja Scroll\Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust\The Animatrix Program\Ninja Scroll: The Series\The Animatrix World Record

The music was by Masamuicbi Amano who did Urotsukidoji\Samurai Reincarnation\Ninja Resurrection/Sensitive P0rnograph\Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games\Battle Royale

Its dubbed by the fox kids/Rovbotech guys and i saw this b4 and abridged the oav

It starts with this dude b0ning a chuick and her b00b eats his hand

then title and this guy is teaching a class in colenge on dna and the 20 year old teens are bored but 1 chick is into him and sez to call him and shows her umber thats not 555

aftwer class, prof's homie comes in with test results and prof sees some guys in suits by a car and go with em

Komada the guy with lennon glasses and i mean the commie lennon as in the brit from the cr-ppy and thr beatles not the ussr commie but both wound up in h e duble soviet california, and Koshigaya the proff, are biologists who do a side job thats non union and help people with weird a55 cr-p

they go to a mafia guys place and its night now and mafia guy wants them to ave his daughter and takes em to this basement or sm dungeon where komada crys when he senses one of THEM

in this cell behind bars is a chick with devolved faces growing outta her like that jinmen guy did on vilence jack and the duo sez its a daemon virus

Koshigaya injests a face with a goo and it melts off thrn the chick wiggs out and break out of her chains and Komada catches her and he devolves into some kinda monster and she runs but he chases her and slices ff her daemon facesfrom her bod and they melt on the flood

so the chick is cured and Koshigaya gets a sample of goo off the melted face and takes it back to the lab and and narrates that its a daemon virus that has a retro vitus that devolves the dna and how this virus can instently mutate someone with eolution (which is non canon) and make em into yokai

he cant tell the other scientists as they think evoluton takes millions of years and this might prove creationism and won't buy it, but really he has 1 guy, hsi home boy Komada who is infected with the daemon aids and eats a lot to feed it like goku or luffy and we see a thing of kfc

why not show em komada? will THEY vivisect him?

so komara is malcontent over being a specimin and his immune system is resisting the virus but he has issues controlling it and its like blade in marvel before soviet disney devolved it

so they are the bio hnters and probably dont hunt bio seuxal people as opposed to naecro seuxal who b0ne the dead

elsewhere this nerdy chick is at the office at night and this tentalce monster gets her and its the 4th icing this month and Koshigaya and komada think its the aemon beasts but not like demon beast front by ken ishikawa

komada is meeting a student and Koshigaya thinks its a date but komada sez he dont b0ne students like yamagishi in Heisei Harenchi Gakuen and goes out thinking how as he's infected/devolved h e cant have a gf like a marvel hero like the hulk or the thing or spider  man who poisoned mary jane with nucular j-zz

also Koshigaya asked Komada if he sees himself as a man or monster

So this chick runs by and some toughs come and ask where she went but he dont tell em and this big guy bends coins in 1 hand andsgrabs Komada by the face and squeezes his skull, only for the cops to cime by and ask if he needs help and the toughs run

the chic sez everything ok and the cops leave and she sez she cant tell the cops and runs off, but Komada crys and thinks she might be  daemon beast

Koshigaya makes a gun that fires capsules and Komada sez shes involved somehow and they go see her as they somehow know where she lives and find her grandpa vanished and thee guys hassled her and she cant trust the cops and the toughs would hurt her if she dont tel em but she dont know

Koshigaya knows of her grandpa bokuto murakami ande is a famous fortune teller andshes sayska like in hokuto no ken 2 or mazinger z and her grandpa left after seeing an article of a chick who was iced in a string of wackings and the bio hunters look outside and see a guy running away and se they were followed

Koshigaya has Komada call the school to cancel his lectures for a week as he cant and i guess Komada is his indentured servant and the toughs go to this Japanese place and this rich guy slaps the coin bender for not finding bokuto

coin bender who looks like akuma in street fighter sees a pychic who looks like he'd b0ne a camel and asks about bokuto murakami as the pychic was his student, and he interrogates him and takes a bite outta his crystal ball

the bio hunters drive and hear from sayaka that bokuto cleans himself in waterfalls as the evil from those he does readings for  f's him, and they go to waterfalls to look

the bio hunters dont buy foryune telling and are science nuts but Koshigaya sez theres a lot of mysteries science cant explain andwe getta montage of em looking at waerfalls til its almoist darke and Komada gives sayaka a can of coke

with dat long hair and glasses, komada looks like a hipster and they go to a hot spring and see sayaka's thicc white a55 across the spring

in a parking garage this devolved monster eats a chick and its memtioned on the radio and the bio hunters hear but as they drive on, the akuma coin bender drives a truck by em and opens fire on em with a machine gun

good thing guns are illegal in japan, or ele this guy mightve shot at em

so the cargoes off a cliff and omada devolves int a mau and saves em as the car falls and blows  on impact cuz its probably korean made and coin bender akuma drives off in his yellow optimus prime

Komada in beast mode almost eats sayaka but Koshigaya sez his name and he goes bac to human mode and asks what am i if hot a human and she akes up and ghugs him

she feels bummed she got em involved and wants to go alone but Koshigaya sez they'll be usefull and she finds a waterfall by a wood bridge and a twmple

tu go there and find granpa bokuto with yams cooked as he knew they were comming

so bokuto sez the cheif secretary of the liberal republical party is the one after him and how men in power use black arts to see the future

bokuto saw evil in the poliician and gave him herbs but bokuto booked it wgen politician sent his goons to slrence him likre r f k did to mrylin

so he escaped to the emple who's ownr is his homie and when asked, told em the politician would be dead in a month but that was more tha a month ago

bokuto senses smething off about komada, not human or animal and wont tell them what he saw as poluticn might be the next prime minister and owns da cops so bokut wants to get out of the country like when a commie gets in and the people flee or die like venesuala or cuba

so the io hunters talk of bokut sensing their dna and deciphering it and how if they can reverse engeneer it, they can tell anything of a man, even life span

komada thought why didnt bokuto tell em  what he saw if he knew what would happen and how he semed to change his tune after sensing komada

politician wjo was the guy who slapped akuma coin bender hears where bokuto is and is having a spazz attack

in the moon light sayaa sez to komada shes going to europe andwants to spend time with komada and they see the moon  but komadas hand devolves and goes on her leg but he notices and pulls it bavk and she goes but his hand turns human and he thinks hes losing control

Koshigaya is by the fire and bokut is in the water fall as a duality of reversals and Koshigaya asks i he knows of the demon virus or murders but tells em of people posessed by a devil and dont know hes dead and eats livers to keep from rotting

and ths living corpse is gonna lead the nation and probably use his connections to get more girls to do stuff to, like back door billy in 92-00 in the Land of the Free

so bokut wanted them to get rid of him but his homie komada still has a human heart and only a full daemon can ice another

totally not like with Devlman by Go Nagai

so Bokuto vanishes and Koshigaya is best out and chjoppers come and komada sees a chopper and runs to see ko'ed Koshigaya thren back to fid sayaka and bokuto taken away and they fire on him but he evades and theynail him with a ricket but his hand gras the chopper

koada has a dream of running to sayaka andshe sinks into the ground and when he pulls her up her hand breaks off and he wakes up and knows they are in the ocean and has a stump in bandaids and they ead on

totally not like dog solder shadows of the past or riki-oh

the hand has crawled aroun the air coditioning and Koshigaya sez if komada turns he might not be able to turn bak like i anmorphs and politition goes to see chicl sayaka all lusty like an irishman, but the goons have bokuto and he leves his eal for later

komada senses his hand and Koshigaya drives em over to the docks as its always the doks like the Best Fanart: Doc Holiday from History, And Doc from Snow White, Engaging in Docking(Putting 1 d0ng in another d0ng) Doc On Doc Docking!

politician sends not akuma out and talks to bokuto who's beat up. while komadas hand unlicks i mean unloxks the handcuffs and fuses witrh sayaka like him  putting his spurm i her womb

bokuto sz politician has dead mans eyes and politician asks what the herbs were he gave him, but bokuto sez he sensed an evil and the herbs would have dried it up but poliician didnt give it a chance and was too much ino power and authority and now its too late and es no longer a human but a monster that ats people

politician wiggs ou and starts devolving and i'm thinking, why dont bokuto usehis esp to predict enemy attacks and dodge em like tmisaburo in magical beadt fropnt?

so the bio hunters sneak around and take out guards and poiltiotn devilves and fires tentales out of his body o penetrae bokuto and when sayaya whos going through the vents scrwams, politician goes afrer her

Koshigaya shows up to see plitician tentacling his way up the vents and bokuto dead and the non akuma calls on the walkie talkes to find everyone out andgets a sledge hammer

as komada coms by he crs from ensing something and not akuma beats him down with a sledge hammer as komada starts devolving and slices open not akumas face with good blood

in the vents potcian gets the chick by the leg and she screams and fully devolved omada runs with the animation remembering hes missing a hand

he gets to a rwarehouse and sees polittion coming down  like doc ock an they fight with poiticians lighting fast tantacles slicing throug things but komada jumps on him and chews his head off like they are b0ning

komada is spazzng out and back hands Koshigaya into some cr-p and like in rikioh the manga, havin  head dont stop politician from being dead and it fires finger tentacles into him as he spazzes out all dvolved and has a near death expetoence thats in the limbo between this world and the next and exprieced what those who fell to the daemon virus felt

Koshigaya reaches for te gun thats a bit out of reah and sayaya comes in and tells him nt to die and he heads to the light as the chick is grabbed by these tentacles and starts putting 1 n her mouth like its la blue girl

komada goes to the light and Koshigaya gets the gun and takes ffa tentale whick lets komada revive and his hand in sayka flies to him and grabs the daemon core in politicians body and crushes it so it turns to sone and crumbles

komada returns to human mode but is beefier like a lighter riki-oh and he tells her somethng and walks off naked with his uncut man thing offscreen and we see his man a55

so komada got his mind back and they coniue their jounrey t the wst i mean battle as bio hunters

then credits to awesome epic music and Komada jumps into the night with a full moon as a werewulf ref

the end

that was cool

its got the good art and animation and cool story like a Go Nagai thing

good action and the music is great and atmosphere and style is dark but with light for a goof contast

the voicing is good even in the dub wih the robotech guys and the writing is good

is dark and seruous but not depressing and has heart and you kinda care for the characters and theres a good mystery to it that makes sense

I enjoyed it and hpe we ge more madhouse kawajiri cr-p. Its usually quite god

Also the evil ruler eating people and being possessed is TTALLY not liek REAL life!

For Bio Hunter 2 I want them to find another mystic and he's a church guy whohas holy ways of praying away the daemons, also theres a damon king whocreated the daemon virus who is using the energ of those devolved by it to break the barrior to the human realm and the purified komada can use holy power to fight the daemons as all the evil left him. also it a 128 bit 3d adventure  game like ela on sega dreamcat, gamecube, ps2 and box where yu use komada andfiht daemons and beat the evil outta em and figt huge bosses that are daemon rulers that once beat, the virrus they made is cleared and the people are healed. also you gotta beat ut enough of the virus from people to access the boss room as the posessed people are givign strength to his power.