Young Billy Young Review

 Note: I spell like billy ffrtom midnight express after being in the minkey house

Young Billy Young

This is my review on Young Billy Young from the distant futyre year to Caligula of 1969 (60 years before robotech season 2 and 50 before blade runner 001)

Its rdredctal by Burt Kennedy who did The War Wagon\Support Your Local Sheriff!\Dirty Dingus Magee(was da p0rb0?)\Support Your Local Gunfighter\Hannie Caulder\The Alamo: 13 Days to Glory\Suburban Commando

it stars openly bada55 Robert Mitchum from Crossfire\Blood on the Moon\The Night of the Hunter\The Sundowners\Cape Fear\Scrooged\da 90s Cape Fear, Angie Dickinson from The Black Whip\Death Hunt\Judging Amy, Robert Walker jr from Star Trek\The War Wagon\Easy Rider, David Carradine from Kill Bill: Volume 1\Kill Bill: Volume 2\Kung Fu: The Legend Continues\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Lizzie McGuire\Jackie Chan Adventures\King of the Hill\Danny Phantom, Jack Kelly fro0m The Violent Men\Forbidden Planet\60s Batman\The Incredible Hulk, John Anderson frtom  Psycho\The Twilight Zone\1961 The Rifleman\The Rockford Files\The Incredible Hulk\M*A*S*H, Paul Fix from 30s ace\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Hondo\Giant\The Bad Seed\To Kill A Mockingbird\Dirty Dingus Magee\Night of the Lepus/Cahill U.S. Marshal, Willis Bouchey from From Here to Eternity\Them!\50s ar Is Born\The Violent Men\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\Panic in Year Zero!\How the West Was Won\Dirty Dingus Magee (Which i never saw but i like the name. its like bacterian from dragon ball whjo b0ned android 18 with his rotting b0ner), Parely Baer from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/The Rifleman/Dennis the Menace/The Andy Griffith Show/the 60s The Outer Limits/My Favorite Martian/the 60s The Addams Family\I Dream of Jeannie/Charlie's Angels/The Incredible Hulk\Little House on the Prairie\The A-Team/Growing Pains/Quantum Leap\Mad About You\The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Rodolfo Acosta from Hondo\One-Eyed Jacks\How the West Was Won\The Greatest Story Ever Told, dead martin jr Deana Martin from cr-p i never saw and Bob Anderson whos not on soviet candy a55 back door banana crammer soy boy beta male necro pedo aifds bag wiener cleaner candy a55 frooty booty wikipeidea

I never saw this but i like Mitchum

So it startrs witha train sh-tting smoke in the air in a good camera move to credits and title as it goes by and a song plays

they get to soviet mexico and some uysare brought to te train as 2 American guys dressed like clint eastwood sneak on with the horses on

the guys brought out are shot like unionites ota be and their bodies lreft to rot as a lesson to those who dsupport unionizatiopn

in America its The Ice Cream Man going around, In mexico; its the firing squad going around

the train leaves and sh-ts jet black smoke in the air as mexico has really cr-ppy air abs smwells and people and animals and water and governmrent and food

so the mexicos drink and make out with babes in a car and the American jump in and cap the solduer, jack the horses and book it as the mexicoes fire on em and sme case enm

after escaping the mexicoes1 1 falls and catches a muel and goe son to meet robert michum who tells him not to water his a55 inthat stream, but when he dont care he sez; its ur a55

the a55 sinks in the muck and the guy attempts to swim back as mutchum gets his horse ready and ignores him

the guy wants help t get his run off a55 but michum dont care and rides off

mithum goes totown looking like John Wayne and is told to collect taxes but he dont wanna do it until he hears who he's getting the ctaxes from and agrees

in a card game thre a55 man gets f'd and sez the guy chrated and the guy is gonna cap him but the a55 man caps him and sez to get the sherruf but the guy he capped was the sherrif but not the deputy

michum gets a55 man and pays for the issue and pays a55guy's losse snd hires him to come with him and they ride off as a55 man has a horse not an a55 anymore as his a55 left him

mayeb his a55 had a hole in it

michum sez the law has 2 sides, the nice sie and the mean one and wacking the sherrf puts him on the bad side but he'd help him escape and gives him adivce and if theyd might meet up again

so they split uop and a55man goed across the mad max violence jack desert but not apocalypse zero as theres no crothc monsters and ruined buildings and it rains after a while

later mcihem knockes out a55man and when he akes up hes p-ssed and michem se better a dent than a bullet like other guys would do and the a55man is young, billy youngyhats the title) and michum is kane

kaine wants to bring back door billy in and blly pulls a gun but j=rked it off and it jams and kane fixes it and sez hes a j=rkoff and he's gonna ry to help him and say the sherrif capping was a fair fight and they go off

they met up with a stagecoach and theres a chick in there and they go with em in a long bunch of shots of them going across the wasteland andmusic playing

eventually some horsemen come after em and they poke outta the coach and fire on em aiming back like arnold in the last action hero

the horsemen stop and 1 is david caragine and he looks liek hes mongoloain with those eyes

at night and not tinted day they make it to town and billy has to get the chickt o a safe lace and kane goes to some place and lighrt  a gas thing and a fire goes up and he looks at the jail of empty cellls

the difference of a jeweler and a jailer; 1 sells watches, 1 watches cells

michem kaine has a viet nam flashback of being in the rain and someone being ded and a guy comes in and tlels him the town is not ready for the law and kane sez they got til ddaylight to get ready nd he was sent  by some guy from kansas

the guy sez he has investments and encourtages him to do things his way but kane dont consent and if he's not outta reach in 5 seconds hes gonna lay him out and when the guy calls him a fool kaine slugs him out

billy beats a guy as i song guiles theme and the people cheer like street fighter andbilly got his buns beart and a h00ker or dancer sez to enjoy the rest of the show and they go in to see chirls doing the can can

we're 1 hole hour in and not much happened but it didnt feel it, this has good flow and dont drag

so kichum kae goes backa md sees a gy b0ning a chick and looks around the rooms and finds the h00jer from b4 names lilly like the weddign peach chick who sez shes on his side and to warn him about joh behan who kane slugged out and knows kane is after frank boone not pat boone and saw him out the night IT happened and she remembers and knows he wants boone

also boone wants him dead if he finds out kane is after him and offers him a place to stay and he sez he'd pay 2 $ which was a lot of money in the 1800s but today it sounds low to buy a 2 dollar h--ker and she sez its on the house but he chooses to pay

kane goes to her place and has a fleshbeck to someone getting campped and im finding the corpse in the rain and trippy things

h==ker comes in and he catches her but sees its her and she sez she was trying to be quiet inc ase he slept and she sez she had a fight wth a guy over him staying wih her and if he makes an issue it might end her job

he sez to take her clothes off likke hes a hollywood producer and to start a fire and she gets in the bath with suds covrumng he nips

they have a drink and talk of how she wanted to leave the h--ker tade but no man would hve her as a wife, only a b0ning and shes bad inside but when kane leaves she sez not to go

dont b0ne her shes had so many guys, shes got the aids!

in the daytime kane waes up billy in jail after his fight and sez he l;ocked up billy for 5 days for dsturbing the peace but billy sez the guy diteched billy for dead whrn the mexicoes came for em

also the chick on the coach came in and sez that the other sherrifs got it and hes not last but kane sez he was charged with murder in all his towns je ran and didnt wait fr the bad guy to shoot 1st to see if he was bad like hsn did in star wars insad o han solo in star wars when he other guy shoots 1s

kane sez to be his deputy and he dont wanna and goes to see coach chick whos bonde and her dad is a dr and she sez kane iced a bunxha gus cuz h likes icing guys

a guy beats on h--ker for going against him and uses his belt on her a55 but kane comes in, beats the guy off (not the wa she does) and tends to her wounds with cheap whisky on em

he goes to see a dr who she tells him is this guy whos i think the blondes dad and billy fight mogloian carridine over leaving him to die and mogol sez sorry bt it turned outvok and they patxh things up

a guy offers them a job and at night dr dad sez lill is gonna be ok and sez he remembered michem as he tried to keep kaines boy aive but there was no chance and kaine dont in this town either and sez to get out

a sniper opens fire on him and kane dodges but the sniper gets away like the guy on the grassy gnoll and kane gets the gun but dr get sent to h e double soviet califonia

kane coes in and sez its billys rifle and his moldgold partner sez he was ust shooting wild and kane cr-ppily slaps him and will end him if he gets his gun

kane i gonna jail him but billy sez thats boones son and its what boone wants to come running and upon hearing this, we cut to the next day and thers a service for the dr and boone jr the nopngpil.id is in ail and michem is guarding hm

lilly the h--ker bt not the weddin peach girl comes out and the beater tries to talk her outta lraving saying its gonna be the same elsewhere and despite faking being pure shes a 2 $  night(she slaps him)

its like niji in naruto saying people dont hange but i rocky 4 he sez we can change andhe was kenshiro who can kick nenis cansy a55

billy stells kane therex a bunxha guys comming an kaine is gonna use monglioiod  as a hostage and if they try anything he'd wasye him

billy sez its muder but kane explains that he dont care

it ains and boone sez slugged guy f'd up letting his devolved son get near kne and they gotta get him outlilly brings billy in andges changed and tells him how boone iced kane jr and a woman aided boone and billy sez if kane ies the enemy son hes no better than him

in daytime  back door billy comes in and esaps being capped to get n the jail and slugs out kane to let mogloiod out b when kane come to he tells kane he did it to settle thinhs so kane wont make a misake hed regret his life

the bads kerp firing at em and kane sez rhey are tryi g to end him and in the bar mongoilioid sez to stop but slugged guy trys stopping him at gunpoint, oly for mpinsoond to wasye him with a sjotgun blast

after a few snipers get it the gunfire stops and kane talks of jacking  horse but not like tom green and when billy sez he'd tak the tin star kane beats him out, ocks him in a cell and makes a run for it to d horses while firing on him like an arnold filn

the coach driver comes in and pcks up kane and books it but boone is in the road and they fire and kane wasyes him

later billy ada55 b--chckes is te deputee marshall and monogpiods in jail til the circuit judge comes in

kane carrs off h--ker lily like a chad nd takes her off to ge marrie and they ide off on a coach

the end

that was good

nice flow and it dont drag and goes by at a good pace but isnt boring

good teaists and acting and music and was ell filmed

irs based on da book  Who Rides with Wyatt by Heck Allen thart i never read as I'm not s book guy

Mitchum did well and had that John Wayne Vibe and back door billy played his part of the impertinent youth well

Its a cool story and is only like 80 mins but with adds was 2 hours, so they added like 40 mins of adds

I liked it and Robert Mitchum is quite bada55 and can play heroes and bad guys like Frank Welker or Peter cullen did

For Young Billy Young II I wangt it to be a trial of the son who was the billys partne and details of billys past come out and people turn on him for stuff he did before turning good, so seeing the village is unforgiving and betrayed him, he frees his partner and they sneak around the village at night and take out all the guys who turne don em. Alo is a 128 bit 3rd person shooter o dreamcast, gamecube, ps and xbox whewre you play as billy and his partner and use stealth and wack guys while finding keys to open doors to certain areas to ice the higher ips.