Saskatchewan Review

 note; i spell american, not canadia, no extra u's

Saskatchewan

This is my review on Saskatchewan  frok the distant futre year o the right honorable john a macdonald of 1954 (30 years before transformers happened)

Its directal by Raoul Walsh who did the 20s The Thief of Bag dad\Sadie Thompson\White Heat\Captain Horatio Hornblower\Blackbeard the Pirate\The Lawless Breed, 

It stars Alan Ladd from Citizen Kane\My Favorite Brunette\Shane\The Big Land\The Proud Rebel, Shelley Winters from Red River\The Night of the Hunter\The Diary of Anne Frank\1965 The Greatest Story Ever Told\A Patch of Blue(one of the best ive seen, such love and beauty)\The Poseidon Adventure\Cleopatra Jones\Pete's Dragon\60s Batman\Frosty's Winter Wonderland\Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, J. Carrol Naish from The Hatchet Man\Southerner\The Beast with Five Fingers, hugh o brien from d o a/ the lawless breed, Robert Douglas from  The Adventures of Don Juan\Ivanhoe, George J. Lewis from Casablanca\Shane\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\6-s Batman, rickard long (dick long(tee hee)) from Cult of the Cobra\House on Haunted Hill\The Twilight Zone, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo, Frank Chase from  Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, Lowell Gilmore from The Picture of Dorian Gray\Plymouth Adventure, Anthony Caruso from My Favorite Brunette\Blackbeard the Pirate\60s Star Trek, and a buncha guys not on candy a55 beta male soy boy banana crammer sodom bomttm frooty booty aids bag chimpus olympus monky junkie liar liar a55 on fire(and full of spurnm) cripple nipples wikipeia

i missed the 1st min or so but its got thiscowboy with a red guy in the mountainous forrests of Saskatchewan and they come across a burned out wagon thing and a gy there fires a tem

he catches the guy and its a curvy blonde and cowboy wh coaught her asks why she did it and she sez she was attacked by dindians and is scared by his red friend but he is a good one

shes from souther and is going to battelford whith nowadays is a cessopole of crime and like 8 guys are doing most of it, so we know who to string up to save the town from maniacs attacking gaijin in stores with axes

they go on togtehr and see a rainbow by a waterfall and are going to this fort as he and hsi indian were snowed in all winter and when the guys were getting ready, she jacked a horde but not 0ff like in freddy got fingered and escapes but some indians see her and chase as they want her blonde flesh like their cousins the mexicoes

cowboy whos a mountie caps 1 and the rest scatter like roaches when the lights to on or mexicans when you call immigration and the red friedn recognizes it as an american suu tribe and they go to the fort

wait i think its an idnain camp and they talk about what kinda man main guy is and hes in his mountie outfit

he talks wioth a frenchie about how the suu are on gee haad after facing The Right Honorable George Armstrong Custer and it is a fort and theres mounties there and when the head mountie sez for main guys indian to surrender his fire arm, the red man escapes and he is like main guys borther and the brittishy commander sez for main guy to taie his gun

in America we have the 2nd ammendment to allow us to protect outselves, in soviet canadca, they are subserviant to the regent

so frenchie sez the reds cant hutnt w.o guns even though they had bow/arrows for centureis since after gettng there after noahs flood and the suu took out Custer and are on gee haad and frenchie has booze as hes a frenchie and sez its medicine

if this was mae today he'd be from korea or india as the ethnic character

so main guy goes to the chief who sez for rted friend to give up his gun but red freind is mad that his people went candya55 and submit to the gov that he knows is gonna f wem up but they go with it cuz its easier and they trust the gov, like the guys who get injected with poison and liquid autism cuz the gov sez its good

he gives main guy his gun and sez hes no longer friends cuz of a political disagreement and took back this charm main guy had over 1 dispute and throwing away years of friendship over it

blonde goes to shower in the river cuz the men look at her bod in the bath house and a guy sez she is under arrest for wasting a guy who loved her and she gets dressed in a bush thats now geoege

to brit commander talkx about the suu attacking and teaming up with the cree and they are closing the base but main guy sez its thr govs fault for p-ssing off the reds and treating em like enemies

so they bring blonde along as shes a risoner and the mounties clear out and1 guy sez amercia dont treat the reds as bad or something

the suu and cree team up like the soviets and the brits in ww2 with their attacks on germany and the mounties go on by the place the blondes coach was atta cked

they go on and some indians come by and its the cree and ask for guns/ammo to hunt and feed their kind but 1 jacks a rifle and runs so a guy fires on the thief and one shots him

the main guy sez not to cap a gun in the back but the capper sez he stole his gun and the head brit agrees

frenchie sez they otta ice the wigtnesses so they dont team up and with the suu and britmo agrees and has em rounded up

main guy sez in night thats tinted day thathe was adopted by the red firends dad and was found under a burning wagon and chose the nalme o roukre like the poultergeist kid and like her how she was there and she wishes to start with a new name and place

blonde has the indian capper come by and asks about going with him and she dont wanna

the horees of the guys who went out come back a the riderd are probably beign eaten alive and the troop goes on w/o em

also these canadians are played by americans in what i can call moose face

they cross the river and  a wagon is stuck andthe reds attack and its da suu andthey are gonna get the ammo and gunpowder so they fire on it and blow it with a red in it

so after blowing the part of their vehicle and cutting to them in a different place w/o showing the battle after it blowing like i  transformers the movie, the brit mo sez for main guy to do something and he sez no and when told to arrest him the men dont wanna and he pulls a gun on his own men like f-kin megaton or starscream

main guy walks up to him and the brit mo fires but theres no bullets and main guy slaps it away and takes command like cheetor in beast machines and brit mo is butt hurt like the brits usually are afte the Free Man rises again t em like Mel Gibson

ain guy tells da frenchie he saw him rempty his gun at the suu and didnt reload and he didnt thnk he'd fire an they movie out\

they are going to fletcher pass and brit mo is offered a chance to go off but he wants to stay to have a record of his acts for the court marshall

they go on and see the reds  and its da cree like in avengers but thats bthe kree but its like mortal kombat and  its like the whole cree nation and are gonna meet the suu to unite like cobra and the decepticons

a guy who show the guy who stole his gun is spazzing out and the indians hear him and they book it and main guy gives brit mo a loaded gun which is odd as the brits fear em as guns are manly and cool unline thise sissy englishmen

they go in the river so the reds cant follow thei trail and indian capper is kinda f'd

also this is in proper fullscreen and in good color

later the indian capper and the guy who was spazzing out is a different guy sezs to leave the spazz behind but main guy sez no and chick talks with brit about hwo they have things in common

chcik tends to spazz but indfian capper pulls her awaya nd sez to let him die, she slaps him, he smakc he sand main guy slugs him

chick talx with main guy and he sez he chose the name Thomas like Tommy in Power Rangers and Tommy WiseauGreen/Six the infamous directors

they hearcalls in the woods and its probablyu sasquatch and frenchie makes calls as main guy goes around and they fight some reds in face paint like mad max guys

main guy takes on 2 guys in little clothing in face paintand does well until frenchie joins in and chops him up with a hatchet like doble dragon

they get rady to book it andspazz sez to leave him to die and spazz has a gun hole in his side from b4 and main guy gets hi to come

spazz taks with blonde about things and they made it to a lake or we andthe suu are comming in an hour but main guy sez they can get to the trappers cabin getta hotse and gett da f==k outta here

update, Jay Silverheels was from canada, so hes not in mooseface, like how birth of a nation had a few africanized actors with some in make up

so the cree and suu are together and its a mass hoarde and sitting bull and crazy horse are there fresh off their win of Saint Custer

at night thats really day and tinted, the canadians swin and steal canues as the reds party and do their rituals and in the real version were probaly b0ning

the mounties load the boats with their cr-p and guy who capped indian tries to make blonde come with him but she dont wanna and when he struggles with her she outs him as the guy who iced her bf his brtother

he pulls a gun on main guy and britmo caps him and its like in anta fe trail how the rehegade john brown capped the trautor

the shot alearts the reds who chase in canoes as they didnrt have cars in the 1870s

they get to land and msin guy lights the powder andas the res get there it blows em and frenchie sez the reds got scouts and main guy is going out but chick sez she wants to go off with him now that the trth is outed but he stays ans she goes off in a canue as they didnt ave roads in canada yet

so main guy comes back to the reds as a friend and son not as a cop and offers peace but cheif sz if they dont side witn em, the suu will see em as enemies and waste em

ex pbrother wait its a suu wants to scalp him but chief sez no scalping in ca,p and when asked why hes friend with em, cheif sez they got no other friends

main guy is gonna get em guns and ammo so they dont gotta join the suu and goes back to da future i mean fort and tells da higher ups he promised them guns and ammo but higher up sez hes gonna meet with em and has main guy arrested

brit mo stands up fior main guy and in jauil min guy is told spazz is recovering and frenchie sez this is a better jail than what he was in  b4, whch means they aint b0ning him as much, or more, not sure how it is with frenchies

oh and higher up sez the suu will be trated better in canada but ignores the act that they/them wanna take over and remove/enslave the Whites/africanized/asians

ex brother comes by and chick attracts the guard so ex bro cantalk to main guy then capture guard and free the men

the freed inmates get guns as the base emptied to meet the suu and when they get there its a trap and a swarm of reds attackas the mounties scatter like cockroaches when the light comes on

as the mounties get f'dthe inmates bring firearms to the cree who ride in like in Birth Of A Nationand save the day

Red Vs Red! Just like most of history!

after the suu escape to Montana from fearing the cree and proably the unspeakable things they know will happen when caught by em the chief sez he has been shown that the cree are like chuildren to the gov and will spread word to the rest of te indian tribes to have peace in canada between reds and whites

how realistic, like in Robin Hood how Errol Flynn got normans and saons to live in peace

main guy gets to go to montana with blonde and frenchie's indian woman has another kid and he wants to name it napoleon cuz hes a frenchie bj its a cjuuk so he sez josephne

thats rqcist

so it ends with text saying thanks canada wor working with us

the end

that was pretty good

its said to be near Fort Saskatchewan in present-day Alberta, Canada. Shooting took place in Banff National Park not far from the headwaters of the Saskatchewan River.

good colpr and music and acting

it domt drag and has some flow and the stoy is col with some good messages

a bit hokey but its 50s and holds up bit malcontents w/i brains might spazz out over it

i liked it and its got some nice action and human interest

At least it didnt depict canada as a frozen wasteland o igloos and wooly rhinos and lumber jacks and cannibals

For Saskatchewan II I want the suu to tam up with sasquatch andlaubch an attack on canada and take it over, but some escape and make it to Japan and get Ex Samurai to come over wih weapons that summon Yokai and fight em off and beat the 8 key points in canada to send the sasquatch back to h e doble dants inerno. Also its an 8 bit Jrpg on Nes, Game Boy, Game Gear, Master System TG16, Atari 7800 and  Lynx where you play as the Mountie and he gets Samura (not samourai as the french are c=ck suckers who cant spell, also the word isnt french and they are befouling it with their devolved protoculture that is not meant for our blue and pure world) who are awaiting him in key points ad have Yokai summoning weapoms that when enogh Ki is charged, can summon a super attack Yokai move.