The Gal Who Took the West Review

 Note: I dspell like a Gal or Gyaru

The Gal Who Took the West

This is my review on The Gal Who Took the West from the distasnt future year to D W Griffith of 1949 (50 years before the global civil war ended in Robotech)

Its directed by Fred de Cordova who did Bedtime for Bonzo

It stars Yvonne De Carlo fr9om For Whom the Bell Tolls//The Ten Commandment/McLintock!/Law of the Lawless, Super Elite American Charles Coburn from Made for Each Other/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/Around the World in 80 Days, Scott Brady from The China Syndrome/Gremlins 1, John Russell from Frenchie/Rio Bravo/Apache Uprising, Myrna Dell from  Dragnet/60s Batman/Unsolved Mysteries, James Millican fr0m Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/His Girl Friday, Clem Bevans from Valley of the Giants/They Made Me a Criminal/Sergeant York/Tall in the Saddle/The Yearling, Houseley Stevenson from The Yearling, John Litel from The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Valley of the Giants/Santa Fe Trail/The Sundowners/the 50s Scaramouche/The Sons of Katie Elder, Edward Earle from The Wind/I Accuse My Parents/The Ten Commandments, and a bunxha guys not on sxoviet back doo candy a55 aids bag sodom bottom girly man soy boy necro pedo cripple nipple banana crammer wikipedia

I neer saw ths but its on grit who usually has good things

After credits and title in fullscreen and good color with 1 guy vcalled Jack Danienls, we get an O Hara memorial Museum and a reporter is given a look at the records fo the o hara fam

he wants to learn the real story form the geezers and goes to the bar and on the way there offers dome geezers a chance to talk for him buying drinks and soem go there to talk

they talkfor booze an 1 tells hwo he knew the o haras like he knew his underwear for 30 years but they founded arizona andthsi girl di things to deal deal witht eh fueding guys

so its the distant fuiture year of 1890 and this chick came by and blacked out and a gy caught her and brings her into a salloon and the guys back away

this guyin a black hat sez to white hat who has the guirl to not come in his side of town and to leave her in 1 room upstairs as shses an opera singer for the place and gtfo

so they bring her to the room and she starts comming to an dthis blonde offers her booze but is told to put it on er temples and blonde dont wanna follow white hat but is owned by black hat

white hat leaves and sez he'd be back to get her at 5 and is told not to and some guys book it

white hat is uneasy after coming in and leaving alive and his minion dont wanna go back

White hat goes inthe barber and a guy being shaves backs off as he dont wanna f ith him and he gets a haircut and new suit andpeople obey him as i guess hee'd b0ne em dead

later white hat goes to the bar and theres a swarrm of toughts but eh has em stay bakc and goes in alone, finds black hat is out and sez to tell him he took the girl

the people talk on if the o haras would death battle while the general was still alive and i think theirs their grandpa andthey talk on if they was on the rigth side

so hite hat named lee like robert e lee the amercian hero gets the girl and rides through a wasteland owned by the o haras and black hat is named grant o hara after the evil u s grant

chcik has been paid thousands for 1 prformance and they go to a fancy place that lee sez hes making a better one

the geezer telling the story se the chick was an easterer who liked the west and the others say he f'd up and another takes over and sez he was the bartender and hoe really she was hungover and thats why she blacked out

is this rashomon? but years prior?

so in the 5 hours she as in there and lee was outhe had the booze and was faking being out and thinks grant s-cked and is mouthy

she is kinda b=chy at grant who gives her liquor and she slaps him after drinking it and shes lilian marlow like lilian gish and sez his grandpa paid her 10 000 atk points i mean dollars for 1 performance

the chicks have these rings G O H for grant o hara as his mark and to "protect" them fro strangers and offers her one but she declines

is this like the heartplugs in dine? or the brand in yellowstone? or the UD mark in Hokuto No Ken?

so 1 girl sings an irish song and grat likes irish cr-p cuz hes lower evolved and lilian sez its cr-p and its blonde singing

blonde is p-ssed and sez he liked her singing b4 and lilian goes up and sings the song better and irish, as the blonde gets her irish up like an italiano

the song is about clancy getting his irish up anddrinking an fighting which nowadays THEY might whine about racist themes, as THEY think the irish are not White from being oppressed by england

Are Poles White? We got invaded by pretty much everyone

lilian sez her moms side is muldoon and everyone likes her and the grant took her toa dinner with silver made from three mountains of silver they got in the area

so the chick lilian and the grant are in there for three hours and lee is comming and the guys wanna get grant out b4 he comes

so grant wants chick to stay and be his womanbut she wants him to come to her concert and he wants to b0ne her and 1 guy comes in and sez the guy is here for the payroll to get grant out and tells her to fidn an excuse to get grant out or the cousins of ohara will shoot the place oou i mean up

she asks grant why he dont like his cousn and he gets b--chy and dont wnna talk about hima nd she lights his cigar and spills a bucket of ice water on his cortch to keep his b0nar from irishing up her womb and when hes changing she gets to her room and lee comes back and gets her

the thrid man geezer sez he was the ranch foreman and sez shes into money most and after finding out the oharas own the country and its cattle and gold/silver/lead(pokemon lead?) has an intest in the o haras and when finding out lee is comming she fakes fainting and he catches her

after the other parts we saw ere skipped we gte the party with the general who dnt think lilian is the opera singer an might be an imposter whos into lee

then the grant comes in andconftronts lilian all irish and lee efends her and they nearly shot the place up like homies until indians grab them and general sez to grab the guns 1st then get the arms

general sez to behaive themselves and brings chick to his room and looks through a book of famous opera singers with photoes in 1800s photo graph look

bill and ted; waoh dude! 1800s babes!

general wants her to go and thinks shes not what he wanted and dont wanna explain why the cousins hate each other but how he and his brother didnt synchero on the english an his sons didnt synchro on the civil war but no both are gay for her and she likes how 2 handsome guys like her

genrerla dont think the cousins should have her as when he bites it the boys will ice each other and will pay for her to go but she dont wanna leave a man she is gay for and dont know ehich one to go with and this is like an anime or saved by the bell with zack and slater into kelly

so then its dinner and lee and grant sit next to chick and she sez they are secretly fond of each other and they agree thats dumb

also i like how grandpa general sez his sons didnt agree on the cvil war and hsi grandsons are named after the generals of it

subtle but clever

so after the dinner chick and the cousins are there and everyone left and she sez they otta not wear their guns around her and they get their irish up over it and escalate until grandpa comes by and takes chick to her room

general is the only one who can manage em and tried everything and diinherited em and that didnt work as he needs em to run the thing but they dont wanna do it togetehr

general has armed guards ousode her room and tells the cousins he has the teritory under marshal law

so later its day and the guys are discussing on why they gotta hate over their bosses and their wives are sisters and grant is shooting glass bottles and lee comes by and sez hes into lilian

grant sez hes interested in her and they lan to go to some place as general sez he knows they are up to something

so later lilian sez she wants to control things as both guys like her and she can use her woman ness to make em behave but general sez if his sons beta out for her he'd ice em and sez he'd beat her a55 if she p-sses him off cuz hes an irish

later chick is bring dirven in a cart and these horsemen come after em and take out their guards and 1 guy takes hercart and despite her saying the o haras protect her, he brings her to  some place where she sez they'll be iced for kidnapping her

in the place the bartender sez grant wants to see her and grant sed if she was harmed he'd shoot off their ears, so she tears up her clothes and implies she'd fake being b0ned as women often do and when grant comes by he gives him a few hours to get out

grant sez he wants to propose to her and hes gay for her and wants to marry her but lee is bringing a buncha men to get her back and arrives and wants her sent to the ranch butthe winner/surviver gets to have her

lee gets her in the cart and as hes gonan drive he slugs out grants man and has his men to give cover fire and keep the grant and his men down until they get away but grant sez ont fire you might hit the girl

lee stops to prepart an ambush and she b-=ches out about missing her rehearsal an he reveals he loves her an dwants to make out with her but notices her clothes are f'd and thinks grant tried b0ning her

she explains but he dont buy it andlee ges off to face grtant but no ones been iced yet

this is like street fighte the movie ho theres hardly any fighting

so general comes by and calls off the fight and 1 guy who  think is one of the three guys telling the story alearted the general but lee sez to get the f outta town

chick wants to go to her rehearsal and thern they go to this i think opera house to see th show but fights keep breaking out until general shoots the ceiling and sez he spend 50 000 $ to bild the oopera house and 10 000 to bring the singer and if anyone interrupts he'd blow the guys head off

i assume the opera house was made non union as if those parasites got in they'd leach out countless more dollars to feed their communism

so lilan goes up and sings a 40s big band thing like in a fred astaire movie of guys in love with a chick and 1 getting capped an the other going to the slammer

after this totally not 1800s song the general has the people applaude and this is not opera but more showtunes and general goes off with chick an the cousins send their goons home and go for a drink togetehr w/o guns

grant sez to have the cheif indian cause a ruckus and not uncle ruckus from the boondocks and plan something thogetehr

at grenerals place general sez he expected a fat chick for an opera singer cuz i guess hes into fat chicks and hears the cousins are comming togetehr so general sez he'd have anyone who attacked a rtrooper hung for treason

chick wants to handle it herself and general ez to stfu and stay in her room but the indian chief yellowfeather not yellowbeard is on the loose and the troopers are recalled to deal with him

chick wants to hanle the thing an tell the cousins what to do but general sends the ranch hand off for a few years and with all three out of town they dont know how it ends

reporter goes off tosome guy to find what happened and ths helicopter comes down with geezer chick and 2 grandsons who beat on each other cuz they irish

after hearing what the other guys asid, she reveal she was in a tigh corset and blacked out and stopped wearing em

so n the 1800s the boys came by and disarmed andthey wanna decide by drwing cards or a gunfight but she sez she wants to choose, but the cousins say they'd ice the one who gets her

she takes grneral out back and sez she'd choose 1 and the other would get the territory but grandpa general sez he's seen em shoot the legs off a fly at 100 feet

she takes lee in the room and general sez he'd giev grant the terirtory if lee gets the girl

in the roo lee ees grants ring on her finger and gets his irish up and fights his cousin andits an acrobatic fiht that busts up the place

lee beats the black off lee i mean grant andaims a gun at him and sez to marry her or he'd blow him to h e double ireland

grandpa asks where she got the ring snd she sez she granted pocket and later married him and grant was loyal and knew if he cheeted on her then lee would blow his head off and it kept his irish down

then we see the boys fighting and its like cain and abel or esau an jacob or joseph and his brothers and chick wants to buyreporter a drink

the end

that was pretty good

nice, lite, clean, innocent, positive, and only 1 fist fight at the end

good color and music and its a good late 40s film with fun and charm

the acting and filming is good and i like the story with it kinda being Rashomon 0

it goes by pretty quick and dont drag and has good flow and holds attention as you wanna see where it goes and who gets the dame

no one dies or gets shot and its got a brighter atmosphere with an ar of danger but nothing too bad happens

For The Gal Who Took the West 2 I want it to be about the grandkids who are now teens going on a sasquatch hunt where wjoever bags a bigfoot gets this prixe they both want and they are butting heads, but wen the sasquatch attacks, they gotta team up to survive, alsoits a 128 bit game like Zelda but with guns on dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox and you choose a brother and fight various animals while trying to sta outta the sight of the Sasquatch and pick it off in several ecounters with it activating its powers like invisubility or dimension shifting.

Maris the Chojo Review

 Niote: i spell suoper ba but not as bad as dragnb ball super

Maris the Chojo

this is my review on Maris the Chojo from the sdistant future year (To Alfred Hitchcock) of 1986 (20 years before Transfroemrs Season 3)\

Its dirtected by Motosuke Takahashi who did eps of YuYu Hakusho (Which had a great Genesis Game bu Treasure), Mew Mew Power/Bleach

is written by Rumiko Takahashi wh did Ranma 1/2 and InuYasha

It stars Mami Koyama from Dragon Ball/Saint Seiya/Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon R/Shaman King/Ninja Scroll: The Series/Black Lagoon/Sailor Moon Crystal/gay a55 Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle/Dragon Ball: Mystical Adventure/Dead or Alive 1, Joji Yamani from Devilman/Mazinger Z/Cutie Honey/Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon Ball GT/Digimon Adventure/One Piece/Inuyasha/Dragon Ball Kai/Dragon Ball Super/Mazinger Z vs. Devilman/the 80s Fist of the North Star movie, Sumi Shimamoto from Dragon Ball/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Silent Möbius/Ojamajo Doremi/Bleach/\Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters/Jungle de Ikou!/Hello Kitty/My Neighbor Totoro/Princess Mononoke, Mugen Senshi Valis/Sword of the Berserk: Guts' Rage, Toshio Furukawa frpm Hokuto no Ken/Sailor Moon SuperS/Cutie Honey Flash/One Piece(With many okama)/Kinnikuman Nisei aka Ultimate Muscle/Samurai Champloo/Eureka Seven/Bleach/most of the Dragon Ball shows and movies/the Dead or Alive games.

I never saw this b4 but its by Pierrot who did Lily C.A.T. and The Abashiri Family

Its called The Supergirl in some places but DC whined and they changed it, which is interesting as the Dub name is Japanese and the Japanese name is English

so after logos and an fbi thing we get text saying its not a true story(no, really?! what next? video of taylor swift b0njing a horse online is also fake?!) and we get opening credits to space cr-p and planets and metal things kinda like Violecne Jack with the comet comming

Then title with this space bikini chick with cut red hair and title

then this ship goes throughh spa ce and is chased by anorher and they go in this base with lasers blasting and 80s guitar shredding

the red haired chick is cut off by a gate closing so she blows it with a missile and jumps out, then takes off her metal sm thing and fight em in a bikini in 0 g an is stron enough to bust metal floors with her feet

afte easily beating out these star wars wannabees she faces a guy who sounds like dausike gouri who whizzed hmself and sez hes under arrest for narcotics, then beats him out

her pokemon murphy whos a fox alien that talks congradualtes her and she goes off saying she can have a vacation but accidentally breaks the floor and chair with her dbgt strength from not wraring restraints

the general calls and sez this is her third broken ship and she sez its his fault fr giving her an earth ship and shes 6x as strong as an earth ningen(so 6 people working togtehr can crumble this?! was it made in china?! those c=ck sucking maruta fail at making things!)

shes told shes reponsible for damages and they go to planet owwen withthis silver zentraedi ship and various aliens that have an interst in the man chick maris who wears a skimpy dress

she seduces 1 and grlls hm in an alley to fnd f hes a human taxi and ts revealed her plan et blew

then in a beach we see the legs of Lum frtom Urusei Yatsura and a shark like Jaws and a battleship underater as a guy scuba diving gets caught in a sea cucumbers a55 and it poops out his bones

maeis murphy and the lusty guy are walking along and she wanted to go on vaation and they pay 5000 credits to get smeone to handle it

after a shower scene whee we see her curvy bunsand a bit of b00b she uses a flyswatter on roaches andgot a call so she puts on a towel but her strength cracks the shower knob

the call is her mom who sez she needs money cuz her dads restraints broke at thre market but was drunk and didn't notice and busted a shelf

mom wishes they wernt from their home planet named after apagan god like our planets and maris has a flashback of shipsleaving with young her and seeing their homeworld blow to 80s guitar

maris sez she'd getta advance and to buy bettwr restrants and hangs up and later the hotel floods fron the brojen watet pipe

later she has a new ship and its a creap p o s andshe b--ches anout having to work on her vacation and her advance hardly covered her hotel bill with general having saved her from pro wrestling to wor space patroll

also theson of a b==ch i mean high official was kidnapped andthers a high randsom and the victim s a cool blonde guy whos dad is a billionare (Like Trump?) but looks like a Zillion Character

seeing she might win his love and get his money sheaccepts the mission and b---ches of her issues

then has a fantasy of him saying he dont like her and her saying she dont like him but its an illusion by her space fox mascot murphy like with Mia in Barabanba or Que in Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora

on the planet Moroi the bad guys see Maris is comming and the leader tels this long bluish haired bikini chick named sue that she should have told the fam not to call the cops

also the red hair being not long nd not read hair being long is like dirty pair or wanna bes

the masked guy whos totally not Char in Gundam wants to ice the hostage but su sez to ice da cops cuz they can get the money if hes alive and can buy a new fortress cuz this one is cr-ppy and from earth, and i'd assume being from china cuz they can't make sh-t w/o f--kin it up

sue was fighting for money for 5 years and left a cr-ppy home and wants to be free of her restraints, then goes out as prts of the base f--k apart

after a brie space battle sue contacts maris and they know each other from pro westling and not b0ning despite some questionable things in WWF like small leather oufits and greasy sweaty guys holding each other

sue mocks maris for working for the space cops and maris gets her irish up and busts the main screen with a wrench

So they have a space battle like Robotech and both think if they lose theyll be poors and maris gets behind her and fires lasers but the steering thing busts off asnd she gets shot down to the planet

as they go in reentry te gravity f'd mars and murphys facesand she tries to steer with the stump and the ship nails the planet and blows

they survive by being msain chaacters and space warriors who are strong and wander the planet including a desert like star wars before it was ruind all those times and an 80s anime longing song plays

if shes super strong, cant she leap across the area like the hulk or son wukong?

so after wandering the desert like te Israelites and her feet ae f'd she fids faucets p-ssing water but its an illusion by murphy, who se slugs off

an aircrafte sees her but busts on a rock wall and later she comes to a wild wild wesy town and they need money so she goes to a prowrestling thing but ts empty t general is there who brought her back to the base on planet ahoya

she gets a 30 year loan of 100 000 credits a month for all the cr-p she had and the general is a f==kin midget whos te size of a big action figure like Optimal Optimus Primal from Beast Wars

general sends her to rescue the son and her new ship has a huge cockpit and only 2 driving it

also her rents call for more money and she hangs up on em  and vows to buy em a planet where the wont need restraints and they fly to the planet with a big a55 rock castle and park outside it as maris smooches a picture of the prince

they go out and sue has a big gun and blows off one of the shipds legsand te ship tilts with the masked guy saying to surrender or theyd execute the guy

maris comes out abd sue uses a remote lock on her restraints and brings em in the rcastle where sue wants to execure em and the masked guy kicks the son and its a fake person like outta pillow stuff

sue reveas shes only strength level 3 and with the restraints on maris is human strehnttm then sue takes off her reatraints and shows her shouldees and pits anmd has em burned saying if murphy interferes hes toast

maris cant take off te restraints w/o the cobtro andhas a wwf match in a ring with maris and overpowers her in a way Go Nagfai might like and busts her around

maris fights back but gets beat around and its got great camera and animation and movement 80s anime oavs did well

sue elbows the floow and shatters it andmurphy uses his shadow clone thing to make many maruis butsue uses a control and zaps her

muprhy knows the control awau and reaches for it as sue does the thing you beck legs back to finidsh her until muprhy accidentally hits the romte dow a shaft and turns into octopi and and hemelelons to cach it and turn off the restraints

Maris is at full power despre being beat around and rips a pillar outta the wall and busts the macinery for a while as sue begs not to bust her base after she tried to ice her

the masked guy sez hes blow the base and they'd all go to h e doyble england with it and maris gives up

he takes off his mask and reveals he is the son and got tired of the high life like 1st worlders going to mexco or india for vacation as countless gaijin fight and die to get outta those stinkholes.

he decided to try a life of evil and smooches maris ands the planet blows, wait, its a flashback ofher childhood planet blowimng

did they b0ne and its like cutting to fireworks?

so her f'd life goes by in stills and she crys and blacks ou and sue sez her last hope to nt be poor was this and she ran away from her cr-pmbile homeworld for it

son goes back to sue and comforts her and sez he'd give her money and finds her pretty and wants ti ger married and maris goes mental and the base crumbles

the son and sue smoch and maris flies odf with murphy using shadow clones of the son  tryng to stp her sazzing out and general asks what happened as murphy trues to put her restraints on and sez if you break this one its ur 5th ship

then credits o clips of the anime we saw anda fun 80s anime song about money

wait, the clips and different and they changed things, for comedic edffect

then the english credits andanother song thats fun about the rumic world

the end

that was pretty good

fun silly entertaining, energetic and livley

its good action and comedy and has that 0s oav feel like violence jack oav 1 or call me tonight

i liked InuYssha bt not ranma 1/2 but this was a cool fun likable anime

and like The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch, the hero girl dont get the guy

The actuon is good and the animation is classic and the music is enjoyable

i had a good tie with it and the voces were fitting and cool

all in all a good 50 mins and worth a watch

For Maris the Chojo 2 I want Maris to be ivited to the wedding to rub it in her face but she meets a guy there who's into her, but he gets captured by a hermaphrodite alien race that wants to use him for breding and Maris has to save him by chasing them across the solar system and fighting various aliens. Also its an 8 bit game like Shatterhand but with you hard to kill like Wario Land 2 on Sega Mastet System and Game Gear, NES And GsmeBoy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you go arond busting through various alien civilizations and fighting crazy bosses and trying to get back your man.

The Holdovers Review

 Note: I spell like I hold parts in my mouth

The Holdovers

This is my review on The Holdovers from the ditant fuure year of 2023 (the year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directed by Alexander Payne who did Downsizing 

It stars Paul Giamatti from The Truman Show, Dr. Dolittle, Saving Private Ryan, Big Momma's House, Planet of the Apes, Cinderella Man, The Ides of March, Turbo, 12 Years a Slave, The Amazing Spider-Man 2/San Andreas/King of the Hill, Da'Vine Joy Randolph from The Mr. Peabody & Sherman Show/Only Murders in the Building, Carrie Preston from Mercury Rising/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Fight, Gillian Vigman from Mad TV, Tate Donovan from disneys Hercules/The Pacifier/Rocketman/Godzilla: The Series/House of Mouse/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Cleaner/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Kelly AuCoin from Julie & Julia/The Sopranos/Law & Order/The Good Wife/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Blue Bloods/Turn: Washington's Spies/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and a number of people not on candy a55 back door, beta male, soy boy, aids ag, cripple nipple, sodom bottom, gender offender, hippie commie peta stoner venag seoviet ikipediea

I never saw it but people say its goof

Afte 70s logos even for miramax we get this this chior singing and the credits appearing on screen are done 70s style

paul giamatti is smoking a pipe and b--ching of what hes reading and this chick brings him Christmas Cookies

in the dorm these malcontent teensae bickering with 1 guy having james bond undies and 1 wanting chronic and p0rn0

this huge blackasaur chick is working in the kitchen and later in the dining area these boys in unifrme eat like harry potter and the teachers at the head table where 1 claimed his mom was sick andgot paul stck with an assignment

paul wants to do things traditional but his boss wantshim to go easy on this kid whos dad was a senator but was a dumba55 and fai;ed him, so now he has to look after teens

then we see teens talking of how 1 j=rked off in the salad and many of these teens got bad grades and he told 1 who whined that he's supposed to go to cornel, but he gives em a make up exam with new cr-p and their grade is the average of the 2 after the break

1 j=rkoff whines that they got 40 mins til bread and getting new material, so he sez they can f da exam, but they can blame the j=rkoff, but still got new material to read

in church the tees hate the j=rkoff and its revealed that blackasaurs son curtis got t in nam, ten after the church thingthe j=rkoff called angus ir anus by his droogs, got a call from his mom whos going on another honeymoon with her new butt buddy and gotta stay there for Xmas break

these teens gotta stay too and paul leads em and sez they gotta study and gotta sleep in the infermiry and get limited breaks and outside the teens meet including a mormon and a jock and a korea

paul talks with blackasaur the cook and have a drink then laterthe blnde guy is accused of stealing anus's photo and anus tells him his rents hate him and hes a sociopath and blonde snaps and atacks but joxk breaks em up

paul wats to know what happened and sez each min they dnt talk they get a detention and as he describes the library cleaning of cockroach butt holes, mormon kid snaps and out blonde

for dinner the food is a55 so he sez the carthiges had to eat sand and drink whizz and after blonde sez blackasaurs cooking s=ked and they can't fire her now and paul yells at him fr being entitled like queers do today

at night paul fnds blackasaur watching tv and oins her where she reveals her baby daddy wadnt married to her and got his head busted at the shipyard but her son wanted to go to college on a g i bill (gastro intestinal?) but got sent to h-ll in nam

she sed her son thought he was an a55 hole and heard everything from the kitchen even blondes comment of she should do her job right

in the day the guys go in the woods and blonde throws the mormons glove away cuz mormon outed him and he cant find it so he throws the other one in the river

also anus is gonna go to military school if he gets kicked outta another school. also jock i think sez hisdad i think has a private chopper and delivers presents

in the night he korea had a nightmare and either whizzed or cr-pped the ed like a frenchie who got b0ned by Johnny Depp and anus helps him

in the da jock dad sent a chopper and they can go skiing or w/e but now i think anus cant go cuz his rents cant be reched and the other youth go off, but blonde wrote f wad on it

at night the paul talks with the blackasaur over what the paul hopes and he wanted to go to europe and write a book

later paul is drunk ans snoring and anus javks his eys and has liquor and ice sceam and smokes

later anus tris to get a hotel room and paul gets p-ssed and anus rebells and runs as paul attemps to follow him aqnd sez hes getting detentions

hhe goes to the gu and does a flip on a thing and f;d his arm and blames paul and they go to the hospital and anus lies aboutbeing pauls son and his rents being divorced and he dont wanna bring em into court so hey skip insurance and pop his dislocated arm in

they go get drugs and anus sez his rents wont ask and paul owes him andthey g to a restaurant and the cookies lady comes by working there and knows em

paul wants a beer but cant now that she lnows em and chixk flirts with paul and ans riws to play pinball but the pnks friend is next and hes got a hook for an arm from nam and is dsgruntled and wants to f him up

paul buys em beers to eep em satisfied and ts been revealed that his boss was his student who rised above him

in a car the paul reveals he smell like fish cuz his body cant brwak down somerhing and the next day this big black janitor sez someone barfed in da gym

so blackasar wants to bring anus to a party but paul dont wanna him or anus yto go but he relents and sprays himself with glad air freshener

at the party aus looks at a snowglobe of Santa and The Baby Savior andhes introduced tothis teen chick whosjows him to the basement and shown the kids making arts and crafts

janiror brings blackasaur somepresent andthey get along and teen and anus do fngerpanting but nt with poop andhe looks down her shirt abd they smooch

paul sez he left home at 15 for scholorship and has no 1 anmd chic feels for him and hasa space style tree like for the allrged moon landing

blackasaur plays old jazz her dead black son liked and gets kinda b--chy

after paul is told to be nice to the kids, the chick makes out with a guy in front of him and blackasaur gets bummed over cr-p and they take her home but ans wantsto go back to make out

paul gets b--chy and anus reveals his dad is in h-ll and mom remaiired and blackasaur whines that paul told a boy whos alone on xmas hes nt waned

the next day the paul goes to get a tree but when he gets back he ant find anus and looks around

he finds him with his guts ot on te floor anda garden trown in his hand saing in blood

jk really he finds hin the church room playing musicon piany and he sjow him the xmas tree he got anda book on medicatons w/o mentioning The Lord as like most college porffesiors, hes a deniar andwill probanbly eat his gunafter 1 bad day

nus got money from mom and her butt buddy and they have a good xmas dinnr that lits the spirits of anus as he nevr had a real xmas

anus wanys to go to boston but pail sez no but is won over and sez its a field trip and they go and getblackasaur to her sitr who's pregnant and anus helps her up rhe stairs

in an ourside bookstore a fath00ker comes by and he turns her down but anus sez he can but paul sez he b0ned b4 and wil tell him when hes 18

in a museum they look at greek art including men b0ning and paul sez each genertion thinks it invented filth but to understand the presenthe needs to know the past

the seeds of the futurte lie berried in the past

so anus sez he otta be l=more fun as in class no one likes him and they go skating with a romantic song and it seems a bit boku no pico

they meet a guy paul knows and paul lies saying hes being well and is writing a book and anus is is nephew leonard like anatole leonard in robotech

after that anus rags on him over lying and he reveals he was kicked out of harvard for running over a guy who copied his work and accused him of dong it and his dad was a donor

so the past university professor took pty on him and gave him a teaching job and  paul tells anus not to tell anyone

this thing of guys in a winter thing is like the shining

so the next day he discovers the anus takes pills for depression and so does the paul

they go around and go bowling and paul has an f'd eye that looks off to the side and anus askswhich eye to look at

at a bar he talks with a Santa about how he otta dress like the real Saint Nick andits kinda big nbang theory and the duo watch little big man with paul saying its accurate to the times

the anus goes out and eventually paul catches him and its revealed he wanted to see his dad and paul sez he could have asked him

they drive off and to the nut house and he's spaced out and the anus sez things are good and claims to be doing well but dad thinks THEY are putting things in his food

anus goes over his dads devlution and how the meds made him worse and he got kinda violent and was locked up and divorced and send to school to avoid having to be reminde of him

anus sees little good and te paul comforts him to say we are not our dads and his dad tried beating it into him and they go to eat with blackasuar

the waitor sez theres a desert but they cant give e it cuz its got booze and hes underaged, so they get ice cream and cherried and burn it in a bo in the parking lot

they go back to wher eever they started and anus has a fireworks and they cleebrate new years then light off the fireworks in the kitcken

later school is back and jock wh's dad wantd him to cut his hair has it cut andits bsiness at normal and blonde got a sunburn from the light off the snow and paul calls hm icarus for going too close to the sun

cookie lady chick gets paul and brings him to the leader and his rents are confronting them for bringing anus to boston and they have proof form it from his dad having a snow globe anus brought

his om b--ched at him for giving her real husband hope  and he got upset hen the staff treied to take it from hm and he wanted to come home

mom thinks anus tricked him butpaul sez it was his idea and he dont give a sh-t as they werent there for him and sending him to miitary school is a bad thing for him cuz hes smart

aul gets fired and tells his booss hes p-n-s c-nc-r in human forme and tells blackasaur hich eye to look at

so blckaaur gives paul a book to weite his boom nd sez shes not going and saving up for her sisters baby whos middle name will be curtis if a boy

the student s think paul was caught eating human waste and anus hes not leaving but paul got canned and offers to skip PE and have a burger and beer like that X Men Game and the paul sez no and they encourage each other

paul drives off and swigs booze, spits it out and drives off ss the credits play

the end

that was quite good

rally captures the 70s style like films of the era

good music and feel and the story is goo how it graually blooms like a flower in Sailor Moon

its got good acting and story and some accusations of the story being ripped off of another screenplay

its a bit bummer but nowt depressing with guys going cr-ppy but it dont make u feel low

the characters have their own feel and my dad was laughing loud at this as it amused him somehow

i liked it and it was like a new movie from the era, like Tanglewood on Sega Genesis

paul seeing anus as his past self and aking the hit for the kid so his life would nt be f'd was honorable and showed he had soe hope for another left, like Fiore giving his Life Ki to save Serena in Sailor Moon

For The Holdovers 2 I want it to be of paul in greece and finding an anciebt relic that is too advanced for the time peroid and when he takres it to the museum, hes told to escape to a key pointto reveal it to a live news thing, turns out, its proof that amcient civilizations are more advanced than THEY ant us to know to promote evolution and hide evidence THEY dont want us to see. Turns out angus's dad was locked up as he had proof and they slippe crazy pills in his food to keep him from revealing it and locked up. But Angus got a psychic message from his dad who sensed it and they team up and get to the D Point hich is where the Creationist network planned a news thing to happen live and it turns out its a sports thing where when paul goes on the field, the announcer will reveal the reics truth and disprove evolution, but psul dont wanna as hes a creation deniar but when evolutionist agents try to ice him, he goes to spite them. Also its an 8 bit game like the Game Boy Bill And Ted on Nes, GameBoy, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as Paul and/or Angus and collect items to open a door in puzzle platform levels and unlock the exits to the path to the final stadium.

The Kite Runner Review

 Note: I spell like I ran a kite up my a55

The Kite Runner

This is my review on The Kite Runner form the distnt furure yea to John A MacdDonald, of 2007(The year of Transformers Swaosn 4 in Amercia)

Its directed by  Marc Forster whio did Finding Neverland, which I crued at and was a meaningful film

It stars a buncha gaijin Ore Samma never saw i cr-o butwas based on a book by Khaled Hosseini who's kid got turned

it got some good views and reviews and the actors had mal;conents wanted yto ice the actors in it

i never saw tis b4 but its on chch and probably ciesnored things

so after credits and logos to exotic text and font and music, we geta white gaijin in the year 2000 and his womanwho had a book made and after seeing kids in the park flying kites

main guy gets a call from aguy and they talk in gaiinese and phone guy wants him to come home but he dont wanna but is tol its a bad time but can be good again

then in 1978 in pake stan are these gaijin kids flying kitses like the big bang theory dinks and battling em as tbey dont got dogs to cockfight or pokemon

the kite falls and the kid runs to it an through this town like in aladdin and finds a kid who sez the kite wil come here

they get along and are true friend and othe rkid would rather eat dirt than lie to him, like the harenchi gakuen guys

so then these deviolved looking dudes have some kinda business deals andlater main guy and his droog are heading home on a bridge with no rails so you can fall off easy

thers talk of the soviets attacking and dad knows his son wont get into fights as he lays down and takes it and lets the other c-ck suckers steal his toys but droog fights for him

main guys dad wants his son to have some g0n=ds but is told by his partner that the main guy isnt like him and wont be like him

later busness guy partner sez hes leanving for pake stan ansez thngs of droog getting his kite and dad hates him for icing his mom in chaildbierht

business partner reassures main guy that dad loves him and the later daylightmain guy and droog are playingcars and droog fires a slingshot at a german sheppard

they go to the movies as main uy had his allownece and watch the magnifficent seven again but its the cowboy ver not the real amurai one

on the way back theytalk of bronson sounding ira ni an cuz he was dubbed y that and this teen thtatens em for their race and them not beln-ngint in af gani stan

gaijin are gaijin, here we see em the same but there they hate each other, like koreas hating Japan or maruta hating Japan

so droog pulls a slingshot and teen backs off and they talk of a story main guy did where he wastes his woman cuz his tears become opears but droog sez "why not smell onion?"

so later dad tells son not to hang with these other gaijin and how all sin is from theft,lies steal truth and murder steals life

I should point out The Bbile calls The devil the father of lies, like with Eve and the Forbidden Fruit.

later main guy gets droog an american fightign kite and in the wastelanddroog has main guyread a story to him

later dad drives the boys to getta present in a less slummy area and he gets a kite

later it snows and dad sez at the kite mister torunament he iced 14 kites when he played and is this like beyblading?

so theygo to the snowy gaijin area and do super kite battler 64 with 1 guy steering the kite and 1 holding the thread

main guy wins anddroog runs to get the blue kite that was cut down in battle as i guess its like battle city and you take yout opponents thingif you win

main guy goes lokin for droog andhears the bigger boys wee after him and when he catches up to droog,the teen from b4 sees hes not got hsi slingshot andwants the kite in exchange for freedom

droog sez no and the kite is main guys and  teen sez main guy seez him as a pet and no one likes him and he's gonna be forgotten by him

then the teen and his homies beat the droog up and sodomize him

im not kidding, they b0ned him in th a55. it dont show any butt cheek or man parts butn it shows him unzipping and him on the ground

main guy runs and when the teen and his homies escape the droog who got bummed comes out and main guy claims to have only found him now as they walk and droog's butt leaks blood

i guess this is lgtbqia2+map, but candyt a55 back door soy boy beta male aids brigaides necro pedo sodom bottom open a55 wikipedia dont list it as such despite male on male b0ning

so now its night and main guy coms home anddad is proud and not like the month and later droog is sleeping often andthis moustache guyasks if hes ok and main guy covers it up saying hes sick

later el cid is playing anddad wants droog to come but son sez hes sick but dad sez hes never sick and should deal with the issue

later droog is trying to read and wants main guy to read him stuiff but main guy throws rfruit at him and tells him to ht back but he dont cuz hes kidn and is called a chciken sh-t

i know hes trying to toughen him up butthis might f uhim up worse than the teen b0ning his a55 as he lieks main guy and not the teen who b0ned him

kater main guy asks dad if he wants new servants butdad tells him off for beign a c-clk sucker and might beat him if he keeps it up for bringign shame to him

later is a b day party andmoustache guy gives gievs him a new book and teen who b0ned his friend is there and he has to shake his hand he probably had in someones a55

at night main guyis alone and business partner cspends time with him and giebs him a book to write his ieas in as fireworks happen

at the party, droog has to serve drinks to the teen who b0ned his a55 and i think droogs fam is a servant fam to main guys, possible indentured

later main guy is looking at his watch then asks dad where it is and later its found in droogs room and he takes the blame for it

dad forgievs him but mustahce guy sez he cant work here anymore and dad begs him to stay but he goes

the main guys is a little c=ck sucker, he should have been bummed!

also this seems a lot liek slumdog millionaire, but more sodomy

then its december 1979 and the soviets attack anmain guys dad has to skip town cuz he said he dont like commies

huh, the dad is played by Homayoun Ershadi from zero dark thrityy

so they are leaving in a truckan a societ wants to b0nethis guys woman as soviets did that to the Germans in teh war but dad stands up for her even if he'd be iced

the hgher rank soviet comes by and makes him stand down b4 he befouls em both and the truck leaves and th wifes husban thanks him

at nightthey sto and change trucks as they dont got enuff money to get em across the boarder in that truck and dad takes some dirt from the ground i his locket as a last keepsake of his omeland takes over by the ussr

see also poland and east ermany

so they are in a tanker truck or w/e andtravel the wasteland like wityh mexico guys trying to escape that cesspolole while canaians comes to vacation there

later its the 1st world and dad is working in a gas station as despite beign hot sh-t in the third world, he's a dsmall fry in the 1st

he gets a suit and sees his son gaduate and later they go out for a drink

oh its 1988 and reagan is doing his part to stop the ussr and son sez he dont wanna be a dr but a writerand dad is bummed

huh the guy playing the adult main guy was Khalid Abdalla and did Assassin's Creed

later hemeets a general from the old country and wants main guy to writye his peoples stories instead of fiction

so he writes a sorry and has money and dad later wants him not to embarrass himself  and he sez he pays his respects to this chick who i think he marries

they get along and like storeuis and he read one shes reading and he goes back to writing and returns but general sez everyone is a writer here and throws his sotry to the side

so dad has a coughing fit and when he finds out the dr's family originally came from russia he walks out, even though the russuians suffered most from the russians and many fled the ussr to have a good lie in the 1st world

so son writes a story called the sultans of kabul and dad dont like the ending andiis tired of being on life supprot machiena and wants to go home

generaland his fam come by and sez if he needs anything he can get itbut both turn down a free wish of the dragon balls

main guy goes out and chick follows and sez his story made her cry

later dads at home andson has him ask the general for the generals daughyers hand in marriage

she accepts but later she tells him she ran off with an aff gan man and dad made her come home and she b-=ched out for it and they moved here so they'd not have issues

so he dont care she b0ned b4 and might have aids and marries her anyway and has a gaijin wedding

dad bites it and its 2000 before oh bba mma attacked the tQvverz and prenagram and  i think its business partner whos biting it andmain guy goes to pake stan 

he finds the gov banned kite flying like schools banning yugioh csrds and hes played by Shaun Toub who was in the 2006 The Nativity Story and played pinter in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the MiddleThe Sopranos

he sez how he deticated his book to partner who listened to his stories

artner sez after cr-ppy rrvants he brought drogs back with his wife and son but the tow e ban came by when he said hes looking after the housewhule partner was out but they didnt buy it and iced him and his woman who attackede, while his kid went to an orphanarium

also roog taught himself ro read and write and sent a letter to partner and partner reveals that droog was his half brother as the moustache guy has bad parts and his wpman left him and had a few daughters with another man

he betrayed his owen brother and cost his dad his illegitmate son

this main guy is a real c=ck sucker. i hope he gets sodomized for it!

also if this were an anime, the droog would be the main guy and the main guy his rival

so main guy goes to get his nephew and reas a nie letter from him saying he misses his storys and hopes to have main guy meet his son but things s=ck in tht cesspool and he taought him to rwad/write and inclued a photo of him and his son

main guy calls his wife and tells the story and goes off in a mad max wasteland by jeepwith a fake beardand guide and passes a checpoint with hairy smelly gaijin all over ready to b0ne him dead and eat him after

he tells guide of the boy and how the dad was his bro andgoing through his old haunt finds its goe hokuto no ken and the soviets cut the trees away

it stinks of diesel as they use generators andtheres cr-ppy power grids with trucks of gunmen driving by that ice u for looking at em cockeyed

they go to a slum and ask for the boy and the owner tries to send em off but its explained hes the ubcle andowner tels  em a guy comes by from the tow e ban and buys a kid, usually a girl, but sometimes he gays out, and he has to do it to ave the other kids or they take 10

smetimes the ids come back and he tells em where the guy is as he makes speeces at halftime

they go to this f'd out residence and in this socer staduim is guys playing amd some ae White

this guy comec in a trck like south in hokuto no ken or the slum king m violence jack oav 1 and has2 people  ice for his gods laws for adultery, which if you rwad The Bible, The SDavior says Zlet He who is w/o sin cast the 1st stone, but these guys follow another god and end em with stones

guide who looks like a les africnized forrest whitaker, arranges a meeting andin a place with reesan grassmain guy is drove by guide who lets him go in

so hes let in this locke gate andfrisked andis told to sit at gunpoint

the guards go and the sputher slum kingwait, its not is another guy who wants him to take off is beard and sez the souther guy is busy

he has main guy take off his beard and turban a dsz hes from america and calls him a traitor to his god as hes in America

s-so da boy comes in and dances fr em and i think this guy is b0ning him and recognizes main guy and holy cr-p its the teen who b0ned his droog

he grew up and eot on gaying yunger guys ad and b0-ched at him for leaving the lad as the soviets sh-t up the plaxe, then sez "i didnt say u can have him for free" and beats the cr-p outra main guy

droog jr uses a slingshot to nail his b0ner in te face and escapes with is uncle and if only he told the authorites that the teen b0ed his frend they could have executed him anddroog jr would be a butt virgin

so they get to the jeep and escape as gaijin open fire on em like contra ad find thatparner bit it while they were out

te next day main  guy wakes up all beat to h=-=ll and jr is gine and e goes loking for him in this aladdin ike place but slummed out

he mees him in their gods temple and he prays to his god and NOT the God of AbrahamIsaac/Jacob

wait i think hes not therw and he finds jr on stars where hes told jr used be b0ned b4 am prayers but man guy sez he wont bum i again

jr is forgetting his fams faces and is glad they casnt see him after his b0ning and dad comforts him and they go to America and main guys wifewelcomes her nephew in like Kenshiro and Ryu being Raoh Jr

later eneral who looks like Jack Pershing, is worried of wgat people will think but main guy stands up for him and sez nt to call him a servant but use his name and hes his nephew

general slices him open and pulls out his intestines then begis forcefeeding them to mai uy and saying "ur guts are by c=ck!!"

jk really main guy takes his nephew kite flying and sz his dad could sense where kites would land

wich is kinda f;d as his dad got bumed for the kiteso mzin  guy ke fghts a guy and theres sot moving music playing and is like forrest gump with the feather

main guy wins anfruns to catch it and nephew jr followsand looks over as credits play and the camera pans up and goes black

the end

that was pretty good

its dark but not depressing and sre but not graphic

it tells a heartfelt story and even makes the sodomy work fr the story

it shows the spider man thing where he could have stopped the guy when he had the chance but didnt and a rekatve(nephew/uncle) got f;d by him

its got nice colors and music and the acting is quite good

its long but dont feel it and holds attention withit flowing and not dragging

its got some heart and tells a weird and f'd up story but seems to fit

it shows how the soviets and after effects damaged a nation and being el polen zakken i have sme knowing of it a tad

its got friendship breaking but his roog never gave up on him even after his betrayal

and his attempt to attone for his c=cksuckerish behabvior by saving his droogs son from a sodomite

its a good film ut the people of the land its srt in hated it and wanted to ice the actor who played the droog i think cuz he made the soomizers look bad and the sodomized looom wimpy

its not hisrace, its his chatacter, like a movie of a grman into SM, not all germans are, but this one is, like Kekko Kamen OAV 1

He comes full circle from dad telling him off for being aganst servants to standing up ffor his part servant nephew

its a pretty well done film and is like sailor moon, dark themeed, bright colored and with sodomites

For The Kite Runner 2 I want the son to be a teen and the guy who b0ned him comes back and tracked him down to hsi city with his connections in the gov and networks, so he's gotta get to the cops and gets weapons and armor and get a crew tohtehr before the b0ning guy comes there, also main guy has to do missions to help peopel and get it all done before the sodomizer arrives. its also a 128 but game on dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox lie Shenmue where you gotta do cr-p and in the end its a big battole with a huge melee btween the sodomizers force and main guys.

Anatomy Of A Fall Review

 note; i sppell better than frenchies are at being people

Anatomy of a Fall

This Is My REview On Anatomy Of A Fall from the distant future year of 2023(the year of Robotech 2 The Sentinels and that Blade Runner thing)

its directal by Justine Triet who i looked up and found is a girl, as frenchies often get genders wrong ike calling boys michelle or alexis, and she id nothing i saw b4

it starts a buncha frenchies i dont recall in anything and being french are surplus to requirements

i nver saw this b4 but it won some awars and my rents are watching it on amazon prime so imma review it

so after an a55load of credits i mean logos we get people talking of a chcik whos son had an accident as this frenchboy tries to bathe a dog instead of b0ning it lie the frenchies like doing

main chick is an author and is being interviewed andfrenchboy puts on some music as his devolved dog spazzes out to shake off the water

main chick talks with interviewer about interviewers interests andmain frenchie is often alone in this oe she has that she drinks wine like a frenchie and has bad teeth like a fnchie

interviewer leaves and its revealed the hosue is a big wood fortress in the alps or apes and theres snow everywhere like the shinning

later f boy throews sticks for his ice blue eyes white an black dog is french mode and they/them go around the frozen woods area

they come across a guy with his head busted in anblood on the ice and he calls to get his mom to fix the isssue as the music plays

man chick the mo calls for help and the authorities arriv asn the camera follows the dog like its The Thing from the 80s

the cops photo the nude body and we see his small french utt as the frenchie  talk in their gaijin language like the okama zoku they are

then opening credits tophtoes form the 20th century

latwr a guy comes guy i mean by and her french is bad so she speaks english like she was a real human, although the canadian french, or gaeru gaijin, can't speak french either only a devolved style of french

she reveals to the guy whos like an officer that it was the iced guy whos her husband or butt buddy who was blasting the music and ruined the interview and she put in ear plugs and later one fell out cuz her sons screaming woke her up

the cop goes around her place withher and checks ut the place to see if it was a fall that iced the guy and she sez butt buddy was cautious and at times opened the window to air out the room, probably from his french stink

later mom tris to gte her son out pf bed and enjoy the day and after she gets bummed and this devolved chick tends to her son, the cop comes back and goes over how the fall might've happened but theres isues in how it happened as theres no impact on the roof

also theres a bruise on her arm and she explains she keeps banging her arm on the counter but the co sez a n accidental fall is hard to prove but it might have been a wacking but she sez she didnt ice him

euro cop sez its not the point(i question that) and he asks if he ice himself but mom sez he might not jump with son so close, but eurocop sez if they indict her a suicide is her only defene

she goes for a snoke cuz shes a frenchie and later as her kid is listening to msuic mom calls a guy asking if these spots she saw in her butt buddys barf was pills from a suicide attempt

later shes looking at vids of her butt buddy and we see the son being interviewed with an offscreen guy forthe day of the harambeing

he looks like my french canadian yugioh buddy but less italiano cuz my yugioh buddy is part that and thus higher evolved than a frenchie

also for a movie to be eligible for the Best International Feature Film it must be 50% non english, so if i say random Japanese words an call people jigku no kuso or okama maruta over and over, if it edds up, it can count?

so by rents figutre out how to tutn on subs and thats kinda gay that its in frnech w/o subs amd investigators test thigns likelaying the music butt buddy played 

son is thee and sz he got something backwards and told them the wrong thing an cops try totell him his mom said butt buddy talked to him after son left

later son and mom play chopin andson seems kinda f'd out so i think mayeb he did it but then recall his reaction to findign the body, so mayeb it was the other him who comes out and wacks guys

mom sez son shouldnt change his memories and say it exactly as he recalls it, even though eywitness testamony is said to be unreliable, unless ur from the 40s and its unshakable proof

cop is inteviewedby press an sez theres no indictment but then this frenchie who looks shrivled sez hes indicting her and the story dont add up and body had a usb ith a filemade a day b4

cop is at a cafe cuz hes eutotrash ad hears from a chick what juge they got andn then at the trial its sed she dcarss for her son with f'd eyes and is world knoen so she s not a flight risk and is givel bail

so she goes home antalks of how she got her irish up and frenched out with her butt buddy and it was filmed and the next day he got iced and she sez its not how they normally are, but sez it all f'd like"its us ut not realisty"

she has a smoke with cop an sez she left her sh=t hole in germany for her butt buddys sh=t hole and didnt wanna come her but he sez its better for work

so these court monkeys come by to make sure she don influenc her son called daniel but they say danielle cuz thre frenchies are froots and say she has to speak frnch as the sub humans dont wasnt the humans useding real words they/them cant understand

court frenchie chcik tells son hshe cant be his friend cuz the law cant have frinds or its not fair to the other side and mom son and renchie court chick go for a walk with the dog

as they get back they see the legal guys testing how a fake person or jinzo ningen, would fall from the window and it hit the thing the real guy didnt

cop who i thin is her defence guy or w/e they do in euro sodom talks with mom about her butt buddy and her relationship with him as it was intelectual and neglacted everything else

mom sez her son had an accident when her butt buddy was busy and the batbysitter as late and it f'd his eye nerve and butt buddy blamed hmself as they spent a year in the hospital and it cost em much and he was on antidepressants

also she dont wanna have this get out as it might run the image of her butt buddy and then its a year later andher devolved son is spazzing on the pianko and has f;d hands and we see the trial and  they played the audio of the interviewer with her at the start

interviewer sez mo needed to unwind and lawyer asks if she knew ofr sensed mm was bi and wanted to secude her, but she sez no as i guess she wasnt sendign gay vbes to be picked up by gayudar

lawyer in arobe and with a shaved head like hes in a cult trys to twist things and make it sound like the song p = m p is a anti female song and was his intent to offend her even though it ws an  instrumental version and frenchies are feminists an often beta males

also the judge or one of em is a female and thats not a good sign

so cult guyimplies mom was trying to seduce a hot chick and had cheeted on her man but eurocop sez "datsx secks ist" cuz fecnies are beta males and worry about at cr-p but cultmo sez he' ask the same if it was a man

then son is brought up and asked why he sed he was so sure in the interview but when at the reenactment was doubted and he looks like da guy from the omen but as a 70s band member

despite the cultmo trying to mkake it loo like he liedto protect his mom, its sai son has good memory

a csi guy or w/e sez its probably that butt buddy was beat with a hammer while on the top area and eurocpop se the railing was almost as tall as her and the csi guy had several theoryes

then this blonde devolved woman sez how its not likleyfor the prosecutions theory and ho th blood on the shed melted  and cultmo keeps saying its still possible but ugmo sez as much as she'll be presifdent

well the french like ugly women an feminism and aids, so it might

later son is told he should stay out of the court for the dark gritty details but he wants to go in and thinks he can hanle it like saburo in violence jack handlig the blood of jack being shredded by gunfire

mom at the trial sez he stopped taking antidepressants and later barfed and she saw asprin but there were other pills dissolved

this bodb ross looking frencheisez its possible stopping his pills ight make him end it and buutt buddy didnt bring up suicide in his therapy but eurocop digs deeps an finds in fench the term comitting suicide means both trying and succeeding

mom goes uo and sez in english that the drug and pills fd him up and he got bummed and blamed the dr who got him on em and wasnt able to write but bo ross's kid with sean schemmel sez its all in his hea dor soemthing

mom sez this monkey dont know her real story and how it was to live with him and is only an expert on paper but dont have the life experience of living it

cultmo sez something about butt buddy ruineing her son with feeling handicapped as he could do better wo beignlabeled

later eurocop whos her defender and mom are smoking and drinking at night and she dont recall what she was like when they 1st met and he sez nice things

later in night she comforts her son and sez she isnt a monster and wants to help him hve a longer childhoo and didnt want bad to happen

then at da trial is  video of the couple arguling over him not wanting to hire someone as they cant afford it and she sez she did t consent to having to homeschool him, but he has repairs to do, or give the house repairaivle therapy

butt buddy whines abotu how he only got fgood with his son cuz of the time they spend and they b--ch more about blaming each other for nnot having enough time to write even thogu hes the breadwinner and women often write cr-p as seen by all these woke things those monkeys do to ruin our shows

they arue about her stealing his best idea for her book and how she forces him to not speak his own language and shes like "We spek english to be neutral" but she gets b--chy over having to live with frenchies

she gets b--chy and he sez she even forces him o b0ne her way with her leading, which i think means in there, SHE is the man, which makes sense that he's a fench

they didnt b0ne since the accident but she cheeted on him once and she sez she can live w/o b0ning but not forever cuz shes a 5kank

she accuses him of making his own bad choices and blaming her for it and eventually it devolved into offscreen violence as we cut back to the trial and the video was in the heads of those listening so we dont see a courtroom and hear voices like c-ck sucking radio

man tis chick is a b--ch and her man is a candya66

sothey go on and say the bruise on her arm was actually from the fight and she mentioned neither as she was scaed she'd be seen as guilty of it-

mom sez she threw the wine glass and slapped her frenchie and he grabed her arm and started hitting himself and unchin the wall and broke a finger b4

europcop sez this eas not a dress rehersal of the wacking like the tape witness sed and  mom sez she knew butthurt buddy wouldrecord things often w/o asking and thinks he started the fight to record it

its revealed that she cheeted on her husband with a woman as beign with a frenchie can turn women queer and she reveals she had things with others but told him of it but didnt tell him of 1 that might f him u ashe was fragile

cultmo sez things are all heer fault form his p o v and they go over a story she did based on an ide he had of a guy whos wonderss what its like if his bro didnt get iced an d wound up in 2 realities, but she used the idea when he let her and wasnt using it

she sez peop,exaggerate when arguing andthey go on about how the books tell her story and after an ojection, the cultmo rads a line in a bookabout a woman anting to ice a guy who she once loved but its from a character who went nuts and didnt do it

1 frnechie sezits like linking steven king and a serial killer but is told kngs woman didnt bit it from suspect events

they go on about butt buddys publisher who dint return calls and he got bummed and started teaching his son and renovating the house but fell apart after antidepressants and other cr-p

eurocop sez shes only gilty of succeeding where her husband f;d lut and the female judge sez next time they'll have the son on one more time and no one is to talk with him about the thing or in fluence him

in law and order, this is where the witness gets iced

after frenchie boy has a shower he sez to court chick he ants the mo to leave til the tiral is over and  when mom says she couldnt talk of the cr- b4 the tiral the court frog sez no trial talk an no english an eventully mom leaves her own home cuz of that little monster

in the car ride mom spazzes out and in the home the next day the boy gives the dog pills like with hitler b4 he faked his end and went to south america then the poles to live with the daemons

to son spazzes out over the dog an tells the court frenchie he gave the dog 8-10 pills and she gives it salt water to make it barf

son sez he never heard of his dads suicide attempt and realized the dod had the same thing witheatng dads pill barf and he experimented on a live animal liek its a maruta in alleged 731

so now he knows moms story was true and then he goes for a walk with court frog andwears heavy shades o protect whats left of his eyes

so this big black chick with bad hair talks of this book on her show aout tthis murder or w/e and its probably by mom andin the home the son goes to the attic and  checks it out

later hes on the stand and sez he cant imagine his mom doing it but thinks the dad ending it makes sense

cultmo sez it might have been mom pioning him but he sez how once dad se his dog might get sick or bite it andboy otta be aware of it nd basically used the dog as a metaphor for his own comming end

cultmo sez this isnt proof and later the mom is found not guilty and otta cleebrate with a big glass of ground up oj

as she heads for the car, a frenchie comes at her, pulls an gun and yells "race traitor" and blows 4 holes in her!!

wait thats law and order, really sheis driven home and later is cleebrating with asian food cuz french food is cr-p and bugs

her lawyer eurocop looks liek christopher walken as a hermaphroditr and they are drunk and she feels like she should get more for winning the trial

after comming home her boy is sleeping andshe brings him to his bed, then eventually goes to sleep as the dog coems to sleep with her but not in the european way of b0ning

man these soviet or eurotrash linve like cr-p

the end

that was pretty well done

those europeeans are pretty f'd up and the french get their irish up like spaniards

im not used to european courts but this told a story in an interesting way and holds attention

its nearly 3 hours and don't feel it and goes by fast wity little drag and good flow

the acting is good and its got nice music and the fiolming works

it has you wondering whats gonna happen and you wanna see te whol thing

theres not really a good or bad guy but varous sides like in rbotech fighting for wat they need

i liked it and i can see why it was nominated for all those awards

For Anatomy Of A Fall 2 I want them to be getting ready to move out of their home and these french sasquatch attack and they gotta avoid em and get items to make weapons and traps to ice em. Also its a 16 bit Sega Genesis/Snes/TG16/GBA/Atari Jaguar game thats like Metroid bt yuhave access to the whole thing and gotta ice all the french sasquatch by avoiding the sasquatch in the area andcolecting the pieces to put it together and lure em to the place with the traps to end em.

Oppenheimer Review

 Note: I svpell nucular

Oppenheimer

This is my revuiw on Oppenheimer  from the distant future year of 2023(The year of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directal by Christopher Nolan who dont like cg or other cr-p so hes pretty cool and did Memento/Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar /Dunkirk

It stars openly vegatarian ex catholic Cillian Murphy who did 28 Days Later/Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Red Eye/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Dunkirk, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper, openly candsya55 Matt Damon from Field of Dreams/Geronimo: An American Legend/Good Will Hunting(j=rkin off in a baseball glove)/Saving Private Ryan/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Titan A.E./Ocean's Eleven(f==k dat moovy)/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Stuck on You/EuroTrip/The Brothers Grimm/The Bourne movies/Interstellar/The Martian/Ocean's 8/Arthur, somewhat devolved Robert Downey Jr from Weird Science/Back to School/Less than Zero/Natural Born Killers/the 1995 Richard III/Gothika/The Avengers/Iron Man 3/Family Guy, Josh Hartnett from Halloween H20: 20 Years Later/The Faculty/The Virgin Suicides/Black Hawk Down/O/Pearl Harbor/Sin City, animal supremacist Casey Affleck from Good Will Hunting(j-rkin off in a catchers mitt)American Pie/the 00 Hamlet/Ocean's Eleven/American Pie 2/ParaNorman/Interstellar, devolved but nt as bad as pete davidson Rami Malek from Battleship/Bohemian Rhapsody/The War at Home/Saturday Night Live, pretty cool Kenneth Branagh from Chariots of Fire/Much Ado About Nothing/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/the 1995 Othello/the 1996 Hamlet/Wild Wild West/The Road to El Dorado/Rabbit-Proof Fence/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Dunkirk/Death on the Nile/Shackleton/Walking with Dinosaurs/World War 1 in Color, Jason Clarke from Rabbit-Proof Fence/Zero Dark Thirty/The Great Gatsby/Terminator Genisys/First Man/Farscape, Dylan Arnold from the 2018 Halloween,  faith traitor Tom Conti from The Dark Knight Rises/Friends, James D'Arcy from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World/Exorcist: The Beginning/Hitchcock/Jupiter Ascending/Dunkirk, David Dastmalchian from The Dark Knight/Blade Runner 2049, Dane DeHaan from The Amazing Spider-Man 2/Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Alden Ehrenreich from Solo: A Star Wars Story, el communisto Tony Goldwyn from Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives/Ghost/The Pelican Brief/The 6th Day/The Last Samurai/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Drop Dead Diva/disneys Tarzan/Law & Order, Jefferson Hall from Star Wars: The Force Awakens/2018 Halloween/Vikings, David Krumholtz from Addams Family Values/The Santa Clause/The Mexican/The Santa Clause 2/Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle/Superbad/Law & Order/Law & Order: SVU/The Good Wife/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/the 2020 The Twilight Zone, openenly unionite Matthew ModineFull Metal Jacket/Notting Hill/The Dark Knight Rises/The West Wing/Hitler: The Rise of Evil/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Scott Grimes from 2010 Robin Hood/Party of Five/American Dad!/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Gregory Jbara from  Law & Order/the 00s Ripley's Believe It or Not!/Friends/West Wing/Malcolm in the Middle/Touched by an Angel, Harry Groener from Brubaker/Patch Addams/Road To Perditon/Law & Order/Buffy the Vampire Slayer the show/Judging Amy/The West Wing/King of the Hill/Malcolm in the Middle/Law & Order: LA/Law & Order: LA, Tim DeKay from The Crow: Salvation/Seinfeld/Touched by an Angel/Party of Five/Malcolm in the Middle/Cold Case/the Cleaner/Law & Order: LA/Hot in Cleveland/Law & Order, Matthias Schweighofer from  FeardotCom, Josh Zuckerman from Austin Powers in Goldmember/The Amanda Show/The West Wing/Judging Amy/Boston Legal/Desperate Housewives/The Big Bang Theory, Michael Angarano from Drunk History, Josh Peck from Snow Day/The Amanda Show/Family Guy/Samurai Jack/MADtv/Drake & Josh/All That/the 10s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The Big Bang Theory, Jack Quaid from The Hunger Games, Gustaf Skarsgard from Vikings, openly polish James Urbaniak from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/The Office/Metalocalypse/The Good Wife/Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Devon Bostick from Land of the Dead/Survival of the Dead/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Degrassi: The Next Generation/Flashpoint, Christopher Denham from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Orde/The Good Wife, Olivia Thirlby wgo was turned by elen paige and  was in Being Flynn/Dredd, Jack Cutmore-Scott fron Dunkirk, James Remar The Warriors/the 90s Miracle on 34th Street/Judge Dredd/Mortal Kombat Annihilation/the 1998 Psycho/X-Men: First Class/the 2000s The Twilight Zone/Justice League Unlimited/The Batman/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hatfields & McCoys/Beware the Batman/Gotham/Batman: The Brave and the Bold – The Videogame, Pat Skipper from Demolition Man/Independence Day/That '70s Show/the rob zombie Halloween/Babylon, the clean dsober  and family man Gary Oldman who was in JF K/Bram Stoker's Dracula/The Fifth Element/Air Force One/Lost in Space/Hannibal/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Batman Begins/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/The Dark Knight/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/The Dark Knight Rises/the 2014 RoboCop, and a buncha guys not on back door candy a55 soy bpy beta male aids bag, wiener cleaner necro pedo gender offender croipple nipple chimpus olympus soviet sicko wikipedia.

This is a long a55 film so this should be a long a55 review

I never saw it but it beat barbie at the oscars so men being smart beats bimbos devolving into feminists.

so after logos we see rain then nucular flams after some devolved guy and texxt saying prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man butwas punished for it

then this gay looking dude is on trial and then some guysin b/w talking of working for eisenhauer for going after oppenheimer

is this like madam bovary with the whole thing as a flashback in a trial?

so gay looking guy sez how he studied under uys an how when he was young he was malcontent over his cr-ppiness and not having enough sleep and worried of things

in class he wants to see niels bohr but the class goes w/o him and he puts poison in an apple on the teachers desk like snow white

so he goes to the bohr thing with this eutotrash fude talking and we see himhaving some kinda autism of the universe then rushes to school to stop teacher from eating his poison

in there is bohr and likes oppenheimer whos the gay looking guy and tells him  t go to germany to learn from the elites and oppenheimer throws the apple away when bohr is gonna eat it

then a montage of him in i assume vweimar germany and seeing art and thinking of space and throwing glasses to break cuz hes nuts and doing science and math on a blicketee black b oard

then the trial and a guy talks of how he met oppenhiemer but not the guy who was skeletor in He Man an we get more flash backs in b/w and  oppenheimer and this guy meet and are openly jyuuish

the gy testifying talks of oppenhiemrers 2 kids and wife and asks why oppenheimer didnt include einstein in the manhatten project but not the tmnt thing

oppennheimer goes oit to hang out with einstein andwait its the guy testifying andwait its both and einstein is bummed and sez nothing and oppenhiemer is selected for the project but isnt too into it

oppenhiemr sez he had a dark past and guy sez hes in the gov and knows of it

in trial they talk of oppenhiemer meeting with soviets in eutope and then more flashbacks of oppenhiemer gave a speech in dutch and later meets a jyuuish guy on a train who wonders why he learned Dutch and not yiddish and  how their kind isnt welcme there

he sent oppenheimer to a German who gives a speech on the quantum world which i assume is on the planck scale and of the folde areas within that the fallen angels reside in h-ll

robert and yisddish guy wanna go back to new york where hes from but really new -mexico as 1 mexico wwasnt basd enuff and no one in America talkes quamtu physics srs;y

the German was Heisenberg i think and in America he starts a school on quantum theory and talks with a guy making a quantm machine or w/e nd as 1 student like with shelon teaching howard in big bang theory

they talk on if light is particles or waves and its cant be both ut it is and dont mention tachyons that exceed time adn photons

they they go on and he gets a class full of nerds who probably =rked off to jean harlow and goes on of science stuff

in the trial the guy who was with einstein strauss talks of oppenheimer being a left wing commie pinko and in a flash back how oppenheiemr eas told to keep his communism outta the lab and he goes to this party with his bother and a frenchie and i think they are in the cokmunist party

oppenheimer hates the right for the alleged fascists and their jyuuish things but thinks socialism isnt as bad, whcih stalin, mao and ol pot have kinda disproven

oppentiehemr sez hes not a communist but read das c apital in german and this chick is trying to seduce him to communism to help people

the unions mafia and klan helped people, but they also did some bad

they we see ppenheimer b0ning a chck out side of marriage and we see her not very big b00bs and like big bang theory they tlk of his books and how he wanted to waste his teacher

he has a book on sanskrti and seems to be into daemon worship and he reas the words of becoming death destroyer of worls as like many of his kind, hes into the occult

later he and his droogs go to some mad max wild west wasteleand an they are drinking in a tent and i think oppenhiemer is gonna marry dat commie he b0ned and his bro warns of the commies but he sez "half the faculty is commuinst"

sound like we need a culling of commies. before they poison the minds of the youth to be hippies and stoners and aemon worshippers and banana crammers

oppehinheir wants to combine new mexico and physics and goes to los alamos and later hes with the chick he b0ned and finds the germans slit the atom and the nerds go like big bang theory w.o the pop jokes and bland sci fi cr-p

they have a thing that measres pulses and he wants to u a chain reaction to make a nuke

so later his woman is b--ching out like a frenchie about him hegtting her flowers and then oppenhiemer goes to some meeting oofn nerds and is cheered for

later he wants to have teachers unionized which will probably ruin em as those who surrender a bit of freedom for a bit of security deserve neither accordsign to foundign father ben franklin

so the germans attack poland and in the trial he defens his 5kanks communism and his devolved views with another flashback with him tlaking t some chick and im not sure if its his 5kank as they talk of forces of attraction makig matter seem solid and really its not

his remaining d0ng passing through her colon!!

so its not is woman adn they go to soviet new mexico nd her 1st hsuband bit it and her 2n one was a unionite and she had enough  of his communism but he thankfully got iced by Spaniards who fought the commies in the cifvil war

goo thing for Franco keeping those sub humans down, he got spain going right after a bit, toobad spaniands s-ck a55 and are c=ck suckers

so oppenheimer reveals to his 5kank tht he b0ned that chick and got her pregnant with a b=stard child and is gonna marry her and dump the commie he was b0ning

so back door oppenhiemer is gonna unionie the school an this guytrys to stop him as the gov wont let him join the project. but oppenhiemer wants to attack the Garmans for them maybe getting a nuke and he cares for for his kind than the countless other people being iced by both germany and ussr

so in the trial strauss sez oppenhiemr eas the most respected guy in the thing and he wante himon the nuke project but strauss sez this anti commie was trying to stop opoenhimer, which is od they are so anti nazi but thnk anti commie is somehow bad

its like "im against sharkes but we gotta protect dolphns" despite dolphins b0ning people woc with out consent

in the trial strauss laments on oppenheiemrs smarts yet ignorance on his cr-p and then in a colored flashback we see oppenhiemer in his plac with his kid crying and his woman is b--chy and often drunk

this is what happens when you b0ne outside of marriage and have devolved bast=rd kids , its a marriage built on having to instead of wanting to

so oppenhiemer has a talk with a gy abut hs cr-ppy marraige and is told he can see beyond but theres a price

did he make some black pact with a dark force?

man we're 45 mins in? that didnt feel long

so after issues with his woman he meets a guy called groves who is a real American and has 1200 tons of uranium and not poekmon uranum that those c-cmsuckers at nintendo tries to silence

groves a real ameican hero dotn like oppenhiemers lust and comnsum and cr-p and only 1 guy sed anything goo about oppenhiemer but he knows more of scinece than people

the germans have an 18 month had start and has heisenberg working on it whos great at it but oppenheimer sez th Germans are anti sea mights and Zee Fuhrer might not use his hebrew slaves right liek with the pharaoh in the old testament

also the germans in the war were big on the occult and mad pacts with fallen angels and other daemons

gorves gets oppenhiemer on and he had the gov make a town for the fams of the scientists to get things going and so they;d be iradiated too and gorves who is played by mark damon looks like hit ler

so oppenhiemr gets all these guys to go with him in a montage and sez "We gotta beet da germans" even thug Irving Thalberg who was jyuuish said the commies were a bigger thrat as once the dictator dies so does the dictatorship but cokmiunsm is hardwr to uproot

later the gov is maing buildings for the camp andthe yiddish guy is there and  sez oppenhiemr i spread too thin acorss the works adyiddish guy dontwanna come and hep as he dont wanna use science to kill people

oppenhiemer sez "i dont know if we can be trusted but the germans cant be" which isnt a goo argument, like saying, i dtn kow if a cat can watch a baby but its better than a dog

so on yddsih guys advice, oppehineimer gets a new hat andtheres a meeting of guys but 1 guy calculates thatsomething su and oppenheimer goes to see einstein

E HERO, who looks like my slovenian grandpa a bit, looks at the data and they think it might ignight the tmosphere and destroy the world

E HERO dont wanna do math and neither does oppenheiemr and E HERO sez if its true, warn the Germans so neither side destoyrs the world

cuz they would trust jyuuze who sez "stop your greatest weapon cuz we say it'll destory the workld" an not thnk its a trick

later at openheimers place his woman has their kid andhe has guys over and 1 guy sez the go sint saring the info with the sciets, cuz you can trust the soviets, its not like they'll take over europe and make  black age of fear and death!

oh its frenchie who was a commie and wanted to get info on the rpoject but oppenheiemr didnt get it and looking bakc in the trial sez he hould have repoted it

strauss whos robers down vegat jr is th chair of something and theres political cr-p i dont get and the gusy thnk oppenheiemr is bad news and strauss otta sie with em but he wnts more ,ooking into it

in colored flashback oppenheiemr and his fam go totheir new home and there s no kitches notices his woman and he sez he'd fix that like if he was a real Amercian

later opehiner sez the halifax ship that blew ws the biggest asploion in hisoryt and they would use killo tons of dyno ight and they talk of uranuaim and plutonuim but not neptunium as the thre sailor scouts woul do that

1 guy suggests hydrogen to use megatons instead of illoltns and imnot sure which is bgger as the metric system is cr-p and for gaylords

srauss sez the hyrogen thing wa the program and we get a b/w flashcakbk and how in a meeting the soviets made a nuke

in the colors past the newrs cme up with how to make a hyrodgen nuke of heav hydrogen and then he meets fuchs but not fred fuchs who was german but was told hes not by zee fuhrer, hich kinda fits as he turned n em

oppenhiemer wants to go to chicago an  dont have clearence and wants his broteher to come and is tolfd its his fault he dont and opeheiner goes anyway

strauss talks in b/w flashcbakc of the soviets an how they have the nuke now and its like the plutoniim thing was like the one oppeheinemer made

in colored past oppehieneher meets guys making a nuke an later oppeheienr gets a chic nerd on his team

groves yells at opeheienr for geong to soviet chicago and yiddish guy cant takre it and queers out and quits and groves jokes of having him iced

oppeeenehr thnks he was hired to be controlled for his past andoppheeneier sez hewants his clearence

in the colored trial groves sez how opphenhemr was a lefty but thinks oppejeneiver woulnddnt betray Amercia and was the one who gave him clearence

so some guy i think his bortehr comes over and  they kep putting glass things in a jar fr reptestenting some number going uplike how much nucular thing they got

in a flashback of staurs and openeheiemr at a tble taing o howoppeheindher let commies in but he sez his brotehr left the party b then, they sez of the other commies like frenchie

in colored past opeheineriher wants to get someone on i think but he was part of a scool unionizing thign and opneeheienr is told to be away from bad people to keep clearence he got

in trial opeheienr talks of cr-p and in 43 he saw his 5kank who he is nue with but we dont see their paerts and he tells then 5kank as going mental and needed help but his wife seez him and her nude and b0ning to her as a metaphor for her feeling son his betrayal

oppeheienri in the meeting with 5kank se he cant come by anymor and its implied she suicided and went back to h=ll where her commie filthy kin came from and belongs

so his wife is b=chy about oppehneeir cheeting on her even thogubhe wa ith the 5kank 1st and cheeted on her to be with wife, like quees whining about "dont say gay as an insult" when gay originllymeant ahppy beoffe they stole it

so afte meeting with guys including a guy named pash who was in the army and was a higher up in the thing but wasnt meant to see him

pash said he wasnted ti take don the commies bada55b and oppehnieehr told pash thatb his guys who wante to share with the commies should do it officially instead of back door

groves sez pash was russian descended and went bakc to in 1918 to waste commies and opehenier was trying to say "the soviets are not germans" whcih in real life were worse

Pash finds 1 guy was in the facutly at berklet which is now super commie and oppeheienr was trying to protect his commie allies

also they try to make Pash look creepy or bad when really hes doing the good work to fight the evil of socialism

in colored tteial Pash sez oppeheineir was holding back the info on commies in his party but eventually gave nakes and grovees sent him to Europe to track the german nuke program

at a party heisenberg sad in coppenhaigen that this thing coul end all war, which seems like something the evil dr nkola tesla wante with his death ray and eait its neils bohr and bohr dont wanna help but warns that his weapon will f u da world

we have to pay for all we use, we never think before we light the fure

neiles calls him a modern prometheus, like frankenseitn, as he gave men the peopler to destory themelves, as bone tools to bust head sweren't able to

so then oppehenerierr finds hi 5naknk who bnes him suiied and wrnt to h-ll where her evil kind belongs but she was all f'd up like most chicks who b0ne outside of marriage

his wife trys to get his a55 in gear and in the neo mexico with the twquilla gundam, the peope,worry of the chicks womb being cooked by nucular cr-p but she sez their parts are exposed too

opheneoenr assigned things and sez no ones leaving and 1 guy sez oppheieneirm left phyciss behin for being a plitician andgoes off to escape the cooking of crotch

so after talk in the colored trial of him avising things that were wrong, we get yissish guy saying how the hydrogen one is strnger and would be a genocide of many people but was told we'd be f;d by the german ones if we ont wrong them 1st

in another colored flashback oppeheinerherm wants to have a wolld gov to control nucular things (and totally not work oni it uder the books) andto work with the soviets an the united natons(who are both bad guys)

1 guy sez he aw a v2 rocker headign for soviet england and worries of the germans using a nuke on it to send england to h-ll whee i belongs for its countless evils

yodiesh guy advices him andin a b/w gtrial strauss sez the guy who quit wrote things that had gov info and might be a leak

in a colored flashback we see oppehneierm going to a meeting with a chicksaying how hit ler was allegedly dead(but really he went to the north or south pole with the fallen angels in the hollor earth)

so german is done but Japan holds on and oppehneieper want sto use it on them to "show the world the power of it so it wont be used again"

btw, i saw barefoot gen, this is inda evl, i mean sacrificing sountless innocent people to show off your might? thats like somethign an evil god would do

so we get that shot all kovie o of a jeep going through the dsert and they are gonna test the nuke with  oppehnielr calling it the trinity, whcih is a Christian thing an he sjyuuish

oppheeneiemr sez he borught his bother a he trusts him and he was a former commie, although john wayen wa spro commie before evolving into a REAL Man

so later he meets this eutotrash dude warns him against the nuke and its dangers and its wrong use

so in a meeting oppenhimer seez that the nuke will be a grat signal for showing teir power and pearl harbor and the war made america not care about the inmocent Nipponjin they'd obliterate, cuz 2 wrongs amke a right i guess

also theres debate on if pearl harbor was done fully by japan as the official story sez theya ttacked to make america sell em gas, ehich a punch t the face dont make friens

also f dr and churchill were in the same daemon clubn and were in cahoots in fighting the germans

the peope,wanted to nuke japan 2x to show they can to foce em to stop when they could just call a truce instead of crushing them

let Nippon ahve the maruta, its better than what mao and km jong did

the people think they otta include th esoviets so they dont think theres an arms race(spiler, theres ALWAYS an arms race, many only dont see it) andtruman who was in a demon grup wanted to not include stalin wh was against that gorup

so they have an test run on da nuke in Amercia to gets te facts right an make sure its right

they contstut the nuke and get the uranim and load it w/o protective equippment

oppenheimer meets with his woman and the sky gors apocalyptic andwindy but inside the windowless wall less area with da nuke, he has no wind

so its raining an night and they got 20 000 killitns of tnt andif it goes off, al  this plutomuim will scatter across the area and mutate people into x men

they worry of the atmosphere ingighting and destorying the planet and groves is worried of the near 0 chance ofit, as between 0 and next to 0 is infinity, esp with decimel pints

eventually after much build up and worry of the planet blowing, whchih we KNOW wont happen as we're still here, luiem i dragon ball super how they faked characters biting it when we know they are ok from being in the end of z and gt and af, well they finally drop the nuke and  some guys wlook at it with their naked eyes

so he sez hes become death the destroyer of worlds, like freeza and cell and buu and bebi and the shadow dragosna nd xicor and beerus and  broly and the galcatic prisoner and othe rcr-ppy new ones

so theres a rsh of in andtey cleebrate and are feeling positive about make=ing the deadliest thing since noahs flood, salthugh sodom and gomorrah got nuked too

then they star glowing and jerkin aroun and spazzing out and grow hormns and spikes and tentacles and fangs all over their bodies as they devolve int their new mutaytes formes

jk really they probably rot out from radiation later and oppehnihemr is told by military guys, we'll tke it from here

hes told by groves tht stalin was told f a new weapon to be used on japan and that oppnehiemr will be kept infoemed and the nukes are taken off to end innocent Japanese

opheienr sez cuz they made it dont mean they have any right to say how its used and with nucular war, all war becomes nthinkable

spoiler; thats not how it works, they adapt to the raised power and continue wanting more, like dbz how they fought the gods, or yugioh how the game devolved into spamming 40 summons and looping things to get out 4 omni negatoers urn 1

so truman nukes Japan offscreen andthe people celebrate and oppenhiemr is seen as a hero and gives a speech at a school and is proud of what happened but wished he culd have used it on Germany

holy f--k thats kind evil, i wisj we could have nuked others?! 

he has a phantasy of a flash and stepping in a charcoal kid anpeope crying, at leadt i think its a phantasy and ses people puking and spazzing out

also his quoting the pagan god of destorying world was hated in stin a55 india where as the 1st world doesnt go mantal when The Bible is quoted non stop in atime tv

but when god gives you lemons you find a new god!

so he nmeets truman and is praised for his creation but he is himble of it despite being on the cover of time like hit ler and that ukraine gy

oppenhiemer wants to work with the soviets and thinks they'll get the nuke but truman sez tey wont get one

openheiemr beta males out and wants th eland they nuked given to the indians, cuz tyats healthy, a nuked wastelan, but truman wants to make more and have an armsrace if what he sez of the sovets is true

also trueman is evil in here, like real lie, and dont care about humans as its what his god wants and he dont want oppehneier bought back cuz hes a candya66

so oppenhuemer in the present is on trial about his attemps to control arms to deal with the soceits, cuz having less arms than the enemy is how you win a war, and its not like reagan beat the ussr by increasing production

his broter and the frenchie got fd and the alleged geman scientist fuchs who ientified as brittish, was giving data to the soviets

whe eisenhaur came in, oppenhieemr tries to get big gov to control things uz hes a commie andthe gov had enought of his commie cr-p and took his secuity clearence

the b/w flascmabk has steuges or strauss or wesaying how oppehnheiemr was a war hero, yeah and stalin was their buddy in the war! and gacy was a clown for kids partys!

so in a color flashback we see oppeneheiewmr hearing of the effects on the Japanese and how they suffered for oppenhimers sins and soem say the nuking of Imperial Japan was the 1st act that started the cold war

at the nuke camp he tells the poeple that if nukes are part of regualr arsenals then peopel will hate em

so strauss had connections in things and had the time magazien say strauss lost and the US Won

so oppenhieemr in colored flashbacks is yelled at by his current woman and how strauss was against him but oppneheeimer thinks hes not

in a b/w flashback strauss wants to run oppenhiemers credibility so he cant damage natonal security and has a guy send acusations on openheimer to take his clearnece an when he appeals, they hve a closed hearing with a lot of info onhim researched andits jot to convit but to deny

they try to make strauss look badfor stpping oppenhieemer but  oppenheiemr did a lot of bad too

strauss fakes being oppneheiemrs homie to advice him but wife sez they might lose their job and home and they gotta fight

in the ttial in color they say theres a classified document and they have a recording but its classified and his laywer sez "he migh purher himself" but is told "he was not told to lie"

so its not a trial an theres no need for evidence rules and its revaled this chick he b0ned 's husband bit it from a broken heart

one more victim of the evil oppenheiemr

so yisddhish guy defends him and sez oppenhieemr did thing sthat lead t them having an arsenal of nukes

so after 1 witness has colitas they get the next guy and its revealed there was a letter but a guy called mr garrison like the south park guy sez he dont want it read as it seems bad, but is told oppneeheiemrs homies said good of him

the letter said its more likley than nt that oppenheemer as a commie workin for for soviets and then in a b/w pblic trial we get a guy named dr hill like johan hil the devlved whoo sez he and his droogs want strauss removed from gov for defendign America from oppenheimer

1 guy sez oppneheiemr is charged with having bad opinions, which if a guy dont think global warming or the holocost or evolutoon is fake then he is attacked too but being commie seems ok

1 giy i thin who wote the letetr in the colored trial defend oppenheiemer but sz hes weird and difficult but not evil, which i question

his wife b--ches out about oppenhiemrr shaking  guys hand and didnt spit on him and in the trial in color groves sez he wouldnt clear oppebeiemr with todays standard but noen of the guys would be cleared with the new guildelnes eithwr

so the wife is called up to testify and sez she  hates communism since 36 an d in b/w public trial they say oppenhiemer was persecuted bystrauss

wife is asked if she had a commuismt party members card and he sez she dont rememebr where it went and if theres a differnece of american communism and soviet

also oppenhiemr send money to the spaniard commies in 42 and she acts all smarta55ish then later einstein gives him advice in his kangaroo court like a canadian hmans rights tribumnal attacking people for jokes or truth

strauss sez how oppenhiemer poisoned enstein aganst him and other scientists and manipulates(well, he is a commie) in a b/w flashback with some guys

the color trial interrogates him on his recocmendation on hydrogen and nucular things and in the b/w agains strauss sez oppnehiemer never regretted icing japan and sacrificing those Nipponjin as he wanted power and would do it the same again

in color trial they ask if he'd be ok wtha hdrogen nuke on japan and he wiggle around as his words are turned on him as he supported 1 then changed his tune

the scene lights up an goes nucular and he sez if we did it then the soviets would do it an d the investigator points out he had no issue with it in the start of the 40s then in 49 had issues

strauss b--ches out more in b/w abouthow if this will be his humiliation andthe colored trial se hes a loyal American but the evidence shows hes not able to be cleared for duty and his clearence is out

in the b/w trial j fk held out against stopping the evil oppenheimer, but its ok, America fixed his wagon with a grassy gnoll lobotomy

strauss whines of how eisenhauer gave him a meal of freedom andhow oppenhiemer turned the scientists agsint him and i think strauss lost the thing he was doing in his trial

oppeneheiemr meets einstein wait i think this i the past and einstein sez oppieneier sed he lost understanding hat he started and E HERO gave advice on how "its not for u, but for them"

oppheiener sez he gave hi calculations on their nuke being a chain reaction that ens the wold and now they did and he spazzes out with images of nucular weapons

the end

1 credits name; adrew jackson, like the bada55 president who kicked a55?

then after the crdits is the mexican cedits cuz they cant have thst for the evolevd version

wa that the french version credits too? nuke those gaijin!

but overall this was a pretty good movie

itdoes the Intolerance thing by D W Griffith where its a few stories told at the same points

like the high points of all of them at the same time and the low points at the same time

its like three hours but dont feel it and goes by at a good pace

good flow and feel and no drag and the acting and filming was good despite being pretty widescreen

its not as long as birth of a nation but it is still pretty cool and show the evil of oppenheimer as well as gives strauss his pov instead of just being against him for no reaosnm

after a quick look at his page o candy a55 wikpeide, i found he was into mysticism and pagan teachings, was agnostic, his daughrter hanged herself and other things

he thinking banning nukes will stop war was used by superman in the 4th movi that everyone hated and by gun control monkeys thinking "if guns are illegal then no one will be shot" like if drugs are ilegal then no one ODs

and Strauss was a faithful man who putb America 1st and knew being open with the soviets would beneift the comies, like playing yugioh an sayng the name s of all the crds in your hand

huh, in 2023 its revealed that oppenheiemr was a secret member of the commie party! STrauss was right! 

this was based on the book American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer by Kai Bird and Martin J. Sherwin that ore samma never did

holy cr-p, this used practical effects and non any compuer cr-p

i see why it won all those oscars

its pretty well done despite siding with the bad guy and making the goo guy look wrong, as well as ignoring the victims of communism and only focusing on Germany

Also calling Oppenheimer Prometheus for bringing nu cular weaons to the world is a bit off as many ancient texts tell of nucular things, like the Mahabharata of stink a55 india

For Oppenheimer 2 I want it to be the 80s and oppenheimer is broguth back by a communist ritual to learn the secrets of his nucular power, but as he had d mysticism and occultism in him, he came back as a giantdaemon with rat and cow and pig traits despite being born in the year of the dragon. he wants to get revenge on America for stpping him from turning it commie and crosses the sea to Amercia to take it out, bt Japan, who is America's ally now, wants a crack at it and a guy whos' dad was cooked as a kid in Hiroshima pilots a metal nucular robot to take on the daemon Oppenheimer. Also its a 128 bit arena fighter on sega dreamcas, gamecube, ps2 and xbox like a Godzlla game where you play as 1 of several monsters or robots made for the game or the hero from the movie, or oppenheimer and fight other monsters across various cities in the world.