The Silver Twilight Review

 Note; i spell un korean

The Silver Twilight

This is my review on The Silver Twilight from the didtant future year to Hirohito of1986(20 years beofre Transformesrs season 3)

Its directd by Roy Thomas who i never heard of and stars hong kong actors who probably don't know english well

Tehre's not even an article of this on soviet back door candy a55 soy boy beta male, aids bag, frooty booty sodom bottom banana crammer wikipedia who thinks creationism is fake but global warming is real

i never saw this but a guy on a discord i'm in posted the link on candy a55 youtube and its under an hour long

so after logos and credits of what looks like photos of real places to silly music this meteor comes to asian and turns into this samurai thing and fights a green monster that blasts it away and its head cesceant flies off nd un heads another monster that lands an mushroom clouds

wtf is going on?!

so in this straw hits village  and these red energy things  come down, turn into 4 silhouette people and walk in the airto really devolved flute music

theu fuse then separae nto a swarm of red guys and dance and the village turns out its lights and i dont know if its electric an the reds fuse into 1 and run off but theres a lot of em

they go to da village and when this guy comes out, 1 appears to him and looks like a yokai and he faints and they scare villagers offscrenthen go off

in thre daytime a chick sez her husband was taken by monsters and the peple talk of how this is the 1st time the momsters hurt people and its the end of the world andthey otta call the authorities, but they might not do sh-t and this chick sends her daughter off

this boy s trained by a bear who talks to jump to the top of a tree and then in h-ll or something, these oni like guys talk of monsters attacking a village and its agaimst their rules and the head of em sez to puish em for it and this ykai boy volueers and is a prince

1 yokai sez hes too young but he sez hes the future leader, like future wife, andneeds to gain exp and if he cant as a kid, how can he as an adult

when i was a 90s kid, i wanted a power wheels but never got 1, also i wanted to try go karting, but een though i was 10, my rents didnt let me, so i neer learned how to drive and feared i'd cause an accident or wasnt good enough.

1 yokai sez this is a chance to become a man  and king agrees and gives him a magic mace to ice the regenade yokai and 2 slaves to help him

in the wild boy ad ear watch a bird eat a smaller bird and talk of their master not coming an boy sz hes the bears ig bro and they bicker and have a weir d kinda power rangers or ninja turtles fight the boy dominaes the bear in

the bear queers out andbegs for mercy and has kid ride on his backand kid pats are too big, in fact, i think all the guys have weird pants wirth low crotches, which is weird as koreans have small parts

I saw a Wikipedia article that was since censored that sez the average man thing in Japan is 12 point something long, only a few points from the American at 12 point higher numbers, the average korean man thing is 8 point something, and the average african man thing is 14 point something, now I know what ur thinking, 14 inches?! thats a butt breaker! Or There's no way an average korean is 8 point something. Well, these are in metric so its not what Humans are used to. I think 2 inches is 5 centimeters or something. I don't know. f the metric system.

boy and bearcome across bandits wirh falchions on a chick and this guy come guy to save her and the bandits want his bag and thinks guy named hong ji tinks they wanna buy it

he fights the bandits andbasically stumblesatound util boy comes in and kicks em away and they run onn

hong ji wakeas up and sees the bear and runs and he's got a fata55 but bear chases him, but does it on 2 legs so hong i escapes and bear as truying to return his bag

so hong goes back to his villasge andis bummed he cant finish his mission andboy tells off bear for not returning the bag enen though bears can run ike 30 miles per hours and bear uses his nose like toucan sam to find him

it starts raining and fata55 hong ji hides when rthe yokai boy and his slaves stop by for shelter and soon after bear comes by and finds fata55 hong ji who clubs him wirh the yokai mace and falls on the prince

the yo kai slaves fight bear who knows kung fuand the yokai slaves have fata55es too and when prince wakes uo he ses the magic mace is gone and they go on andtalk over what to do and if the mafic mace falls in the wrong hands its da end of da world

they smell a human in where fata55 hoh ji was andteleport off likepower rangers and later the bear sez he was beat up by monsters. boy sez his sensei sezthe monsters have rules against that and they gotta do stuff about it

hong ji goes around an empty vullage loking for guys and i gotta say, the animation is pretty cheap makes the Go Nagai Toei series of the 70sv look like Gowcaizer, and those were almost 15 years b4 it

so hong ji finds yokai and hys it wit a mace but its a guy in a mask that hong ji thinks is rubber (did thy have rubber ij, when the h-ll does this take place?!) and wears it for no reason

a guy comes by and sez he dont belong in the illage and attacks him but he drops the mas and runs to where boy and bear and chick are. in good dialogue, boy sez hong ji is the only person as dubmb as bear but bear sez hes much dumber

hong ji meets yokai who ant the mace and boy tells chick, whos named clara, which is not a korea name, to hide and boy somehow knows of the magic mace

the yokai attack ad fata55 swings the mace andit sends spjeres aroud that beat yo kai andeventualy throws it, so by gets it andboy and beat kung fu fight yokai and boy uses the mace to beat on em

fata55 eakes up, sees bear and begs not to be iced and when boy tels hom off for being a candya55 fata55, he sez hes Praying to God not to die. Which God? The Bible one? The monkey god son wukong? a pagan gaijin god?

fata55 tells pff boy for brashness and then nearly fights bear which is odd as he was scared of him a bit ago, then reveals the mace isnt his and boy sez its the kigs mafic mace and fats55 lets him have it

clara is glad faa55 helped her b4 and fata55 sez she livs in the village and so does fata55 but its empty and they go to check it out

the yokai pribce slaves say the rain wiped out the scent and otta ask the king but prince wants to do it on his own but prince sez they hae powers, but not as much as bigger monsters, and go off power rangers style

in the villageat night they see a firefoly and think its a yokai and elsewere these toughs get ready to do a job where half the gold goes to 1 guy

after many still images, these yokai come by and boy attax em with the mace and the fight scene is not too bad

btw this came out in the mid 0s, after Ropbotech and Voltron, but looks inferior to both

so these colored ligts go by and its the prince andthey form to humanoid, or battloid forme feet and legs, forme arms and body, and i';ll forme the head and boy thinks they are bad and fights em but the prince sez he dont wanna fight

1 yokai slave sez to let prince go or he;d skin bear alive and after hearing the yokai is prince, by thinks hes leading the yokai to attack villages, but is told by the slaves they aint

price teleports out like clarence in its a wonderful life and sez they are here to stop rebel mnsters and reveals the monsters they fought were guys in masks and the mace is his treadsure of the yokai kingdom amd they become homies

then a guy catches the mace and runs off and rait its a chick and more yokai guys attac and prince and slaves attack the chivck in power rangers releport forme

oh and the guy wo attaced fata55 for thinking hes a okai is there and i think a priest and the ypkau guys throw shuriken at em

so the bads got the mace but dont know the spell that does it so its safe for now and in this cave with water and a boat, this tough wants to use the agic mace to make gold but they dont know the spell and need to get the yokai prince

prest sez the gang made a deal to drss as yokai to scae people and get gold but tke people as slaves and now they made yokai look bad so priest sends fata55 to deliver a message to kokan or w/w in a village to help em

boy thinks priest is a secret agent like jim jomes i mean n word jim i mean james bond and that yokai can make invisibility hats and prince sez they need an eelash and whisker from a tiger and a bear

they go and find a tiger sleeping like snagglepuss and price turns to his mist forme and flues around and tiger gets dizzy and alks spastically andsends boy in to take his eyelash and whiskers

wy didnt yokai kid do it? hes got powers!

tiger wakes up and wsez he wants his whiskers back ands i guess this is like aladdin wth the bird talking

so they make the invisibuility hats an they wotk and i;m not sure what they are powered by, maybe demon magic, and wait, they can only use it once and after that it dont work

so then its day and fata55 comes by wome guards and turns back, ut goes to this village and asks about kokan and finds himand they go off and he gives him the note and tells him where to meet him and when

this other tough leader is laughing about being rich and his skinny minion sez he wants a piece and a goon tells him that the king sent a special agent to stop his plans and leader tells em to watch out for the agent

boy and the yokai trio come by some village and wear the magic hat and we get this song that sounds like it belongs in a Gamera movie as we get pans of the landscape

thee yokai guys who are in makses talk of if they can beat real yokai and 1 thinks he can win with kung fu, but boy jams a spike up his a55 and he falls off the roof screaming, then does the other guy

are these the guys voices by the guys who did transformers japanes series? like the c-ppy headmasters dub?

the butthurt yokai return to this cave and tell the chick who took the mace that they were attacked by real yokai and got butt b0ned by a stabby thing

boy sees the woman and so does pricne and prince faces chick and does his purple ghost forme to f with her but she throws fireballs at him and i think its grebnades

boy trips her and puts on the invincibility thing and stapbs her in her a55 a lotand she rubns off butthurt and the boys go to the base

then its eventually night andn the yokai slaves say there are huamn slaves in there and its a pirates hideout and they gon get the gold out

tough leader with the mace whos a pirate king sez the yokai are comming for their mace and this guy called tenchin sez he'd take care of em

the guys go in and see slaves digging in the rock and carrying bags of rocks and yokai guys are whipping emand have spears but when 1 is gonna hit him with the spear, boy holds it and jabs him in the a55 with his spike and not his b0ner and does thr other guys too

tehchin uses his magic eyes and can see em and boy fights him as he knows magic someho and the yokai kids fight him

he uses fireballs and throws a net to catch the prince and the yokai slaves and boy attack but he spams fireballs and they run

the pirate king eants prince to tell him the spell or he'd suffer and then is called off to meet a guy

so how long does the invisibility thing last? only until its taken off? thiats video game logic

so chick tenchin andpuirat king come out and the boy and yoaki slaves go in as tough leader brings em supplies and tells em the king sendt out a special agent but pirate king sez he'd ice the agent and turn him into mincemeat and i think eat him

pirate king sez there aint enuff gold to split evenly and they talk it over and boy frees yokai prince and outside these guys run around in the darkness and take out the guards then swarm in the pirate cave

tenchin comes in and sees the yokai slaves and nails em with fireballs and boy gives prince the mace as tenchin comes in and fires a red beam that boy chops up with is hand

also they f'd up the height and perspecitive like g1 transformers often did and boy looks taller than tenchin now

tenchin blasts a fireball and the wood boat catches fire and prince tells the magic mace to kill him and sez shazam like its a comic book and it fires off sphers at him that eventually hit him in the head a bit and he falls over

boys leave and i think the yokai saves arfe dead and i guess if tenchin aint dead h will be soon

the swarming army gov guys come in and fight the yokai fakes and priest cuts em down with his blade as i gues they figgered, its the end of the movie, we can waste guy

kokan comes in with his guys and sez sorry for being late to priest agent master and periest sez not to lett em escape which i think means hes gonna ice em

the leaders say tehy;d divivde the gold tomorrow and they see the boat full of gold is burning and send shis goons in yokai masks to put outthe fire butthe yokai slaves stop em with tricks

chick sees they re doing it wth the boys and not like that as she has magic eyes and rince uses his spheres to nock her out and maybe dead

boy shanks pirate king in his a55 and there sa lot of butt stuff in thos and the boat burns down like in ninja scroll but that came out years later

later prince thanks boy for helping him and uses the mace to put the eyelashes and whiskers back and they anmate the bear wth whiskers even though b4 he didnt and i rewound to check it out

prince and boy says bye and they go back to their realm and we see a bird in the sky for no reason

boy goes back to his master to learn kung fu and ffata55 is gonna go but is told he can stay and goes with priestfor no reason as clara and boy wave

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that was not so bad

sinple kroean attempt at anime that tells a magic story

its like bad speed racer level animation and the acting is pretty cr-ppy, but its entertaining

its from when animaton didn't really care about voicing like with la blue girl and was done by guys in a non english country so it makes sense that the voicing didn't care

the art is kinda trying to be anime but like "we have anime at home" and its not bad but i think this was back when korea was not allowing Anime so thney made their own rip offs of it like space gundam V with the robotech mech as  super robot fighting a giant rat

the story seems like something based on a real legend like from the sengoku era or w/e, like the one of the angel who came down and the guy took her robe and made her his

its a scent mostly g grated thing and has some enjoyment for under an hour long

glad i saw it

Oh and its called something like The Goblin Bat in soviet korea

The movie calls em monsters, but I Japanesed it up, homie

For The Silver Twilight 2 I want it to be years later and the boy is a manly hero and the yokai prince has become king, but his kingdom was taken over by a general who iced his dad and the prince needs the boy from the 1st movie to help him get it back by using tricks and magic to fight to the general and take him down. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 player is the boy and the other is the prince and you fight various korean yokai in the yokai realm.