Stranger On The Run Review

 Note: I sopell Stranger than you

Stranger on the Run

This Is My Review On Stranger On The Run from the distant future year of 200 -33 or 1967 in 20th centure cr-p (40 years before Transformers Season 4 in America)

Its directed by Don Siegel who did Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1/The Beguiled 1

it stars henry fonda from the 39 Jesse James/The Grapes of Wrath/The Ox-Bow Incident/Fort Apache/12 Angry Men 1/The Tin Star/the 1959 Warlock/How the West Was Won/Firecreek/Once Upon a Time in the West/The Swarm, Anne Baxter from Five Graves to Cairo/The North Star/Angel on My Shoulder/The Ten Commandments/the 60s Batman, Michael Parks from The Bible: In the Beginning.../From Dusk till Dawn 1/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2, Dan Duryea from Scarlet Street, Sal Mineo from Rebel Without a Cause/Giant/Exodus/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Lloyd Bochner from The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear/the 60s The Twilight Zone/The Golden Girls/Batman: The Animated Series/The New Batman Adventures, Michael Burns from the 60s The Twilight Zone, Tom Reese from The Greatest Story Ever Told/the 60s The Twilight Zone, Bernie Hamilton from The Jackie Robinson Story/Scream Blacula Scream, Walter Burke from Dark City/How the West Was Won/Support Your Local Sheriff!/the 60s The Twilight Zone/the 60s Batman, Rodolfo Acosta from Hondo/One-Eyed Jacks/How the West Was Won/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Young Billy Young, George Dunn from the 50s Daddy Long Legs/Joe Dakota/Inherit the Wind/The Beguiled/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian/The Beverly Hillbillies, Pepe Hern from The Rifleman, and a few guys i never saw in anything.

Its a tv movie I never saw and people said was pretty good

after logoes and cretids and title to a soft song and proper fullscreen ad 60s color this ttain comes in to town and a guy is chucked out of it

also this is like 97 mins but 2 and a half hours on grit with a lot of adds

after he soaks his head in a htough he talks with a black guy about finding whskey  and crals under a train to see them  unloading it

he's told if he works for it at 20 cents an hour he can have some and starts unloading it and carrying it to the bar or w/e

he sees the deputee and hears there was a bonfire a while agot and its a  railroad town

so the town people talk in a place and hear of wild bill hickok and it reminds me of the meeting of the generals in Skies Of Arcadia Legends

1 eggs on another asking how to spell girl fighter? 1 word or 2 and a gun is pulled on him which seals his a55 of a mouth

so some guy in a bowler hat comes by and sez they iced people not birds and asks the age of 1 guy and offers to have 1 of this scuzzy guys men let go and to get the job done

scuzzy comes out and talks with bowler but hes got an accent and is hard to understand and bowler dnt understand him either

so scuzzo sez 1 guy is wanted for icing guys and bowler sez he will deny all nowing that such men were wearing a company badge

so main guy gets some booze and drinks it and hears the next train is 8 am and hes taking the work and he asks about a chick alma britton whos left days ago and the guys make a deal of it

he inquires more and is told to take the train elsewhere and then we cut to gunmen shooting bottles

a blonde chick comes in and wants soda water but soda is better but we call it pop and  and in the bar meets main guy and seems uneasy with him

the boss comes by and sez man guy is helping for the dad and chick dont like him so that means they will fall in love and b0ne and have 400 babies to repopulate the planet after the nucular apocalypse

so the towns guys who are probably the bad guys are testing their might in accuracy and the guy asked his age dont wanna unless he has to ice somone and girl gfighter guy sez a man in ton asks about alma

so the town leaders interrogate main guy and he runs but is caught and won talkbut scuzzo saves him from the pig like guy

pig man tries to fire on him but scuzzo sherrifs droog pulls a fire arm and sez "do and ur dog meat" and saves him

later scuzzo i think visits a dark haired girl in bed whos probably got aids or w/e they spread in the 1800s and asks if she knows who was it and she dont wanna tell him as its company law in a company town

she wants revenge on some guy for beating her andhas bruises on her and is kind of a sourpuss

elsewhere blonde wants to help this blonde guy with some train thing and hes 17 and wants to get him tain work but he likes being a paid gunfighter for a railroad

pretty sure hes gonna go to h e double soviet california

so blonde guy sez he sed she'd go to dinner with a guy and she is gonna do it and i think he's her son

later its nnight and boss tells main guy the chick got beat by a special agent as he got aids but hes not an agent like hes got soul but hes not a soldier

scuzzo talks with age guy and is told its best to gtfo and the guys need something to get their minds off the place and its suggested a dance and age guy tlaks of a hunting pack how they took em out running when not used for a while

scuzzo tells of his life how at 15 he went off and wound uo on th chain gang and used to have a big house in denver as a kid

main guy goes by this shack and its got alma britton or w/e her name is and he sez hes a friend of her brothers and i think he finds her iced and he books it

also its clearly daytime but tinted to fake being not but clearly is

wow we're like an hour in, that felt like nothing but holds my attention

so the bad guys are riding around and its openly daylight and they come across main guy and he sez she was dead when he got there and he was sent by her brother  to help her escape from the train area

pig mna wants to string him up and drag hang him as theres no tree in the wasteland like in violence jack

scuzzo sez he can try to escape to chi wa wa and the guys liked alma and he'd not make it to a court of law and he gets a horses a55 and runs

pigman sez hes giving him a head start and they'll get him later and main guy winds up in some area and finds a pot boilig on a fire and burns himself on it

the campfire owners are there and 1 is the black guy, maybe from b4 as he recognizes him and he tells him the railroaders iced a guys brother a few months ago

blackula sez to say if he's asked what he is, to say hes a man and to prove it and when main guy sez his dad come and gone blacula sez that means he's still ot a shot

also blonxe guy is with the bads and age guy is talking with him and they see main guy riding a horse and chase him and open fire

its like a car chase in the 1800s befroe they made cars

so they chase him to a place with rocky hill and the homies he met with the coffee pot aid him and sniper like with j fk and harambe what else to i have to say?

age guy gives blonde advice on how to use a fire arm and is given one and the gunfight goes on for a while and the mexico sez he gets to ice gr-ngoes and get paid but then gets capped like he;s vasquez who was mistaken for a man but really its you

1 gu runs up and takes out a guy standing in the open firing then the black guy got it cuz hes black and they dont make it, then agan, usually everyone gets it so its ok

wait he only got it through the shoulder and in the meat and main guy helps his blicketee black homie droog guv nuh

so main guy and blacula go on in closet daylight but tnted and blaclua compliments him o doing well under stress and fire

so they go their own ways and main guy goes to steal a horse as his got a f'd leg andblonde chick gets him at gunpoint andrecognizes him

he sez he left her his horse and wants to trade like pokemon or yugioh crds andshe sez she thinks hes gonna jack one but not like in freddy got fingered

her cow is fd and he sez its going to the shadow realm and she got the gun for it but he sez the cow is pooping ou a twisted calf and to get soap ater and lube like caster oil

she was using booze on the cow which might f up its calf and out in the battlefeld the age guy wants to get this scarred faced mexicany looking teen help but they say to stay with him here

imagine if the chic wasnt really dead and this went ox bow incident?

so then its day tme and the calf was pooped out and dried off rom all the womb goo and she sez sorry for saing hes braver vs women and they get along and talk of her blonde son

she makes an unkosher breakfast of ham and he wants to go but she sez she can see guys 10 miles away from the hill and her husband was 59 when he married her at 16 like a hollywood guy but te girl is like 2x the usual age and they got along and he bit it a decade ago

so he eats an unkosher breakfast and get along and talk of the lifes and as hes gonna leave the blonde son comes over and gets main guy at gunpoint saying he iced alma britton

she dont buy it as he saved her cow but often murderers like animals and wehn son asks why main guys wearing dads clothes, blone smacks him andtells him off

main guy advances on him and takes the guy as son sez he's cap him and main gu sez hes a boy and then in comes someone but it cut to commercial and i didnt see who it was

age guy or pig guy brings blonde to hepscarface and its age guy and they send scarface off on a bumpy cart and age guy has main guy caught and they'd wait for scuzzo whos named mckay like the little nemo guy

after talking and main guy is told mckay is the guys friend, the guy cuts main guy free and sez theres a train or w/e heading off in the am

whenthe pack gets backscuzzmo mckay wants to avenge ama but age guy sez he dont wanna murder him as he might not have iced alma britton and mckay sez when dogs are around too long they lay in the sun until a guy puts it down and to wear his glasses but age guy se they dont hep much, so mckay sezwhat good are you anyway?

so at blondes place blonde and son look after scarface and a guy comes by and sez main guy is anted for icing alma britton and wait its not blondes place

mom wants better for son but he sez this is is way and this is who he am andshe asks him not to go but he thinks shes asking for main guy and sezhe likes mckay

main guys horse booked it and some guys see him and are mexicoesand call the deputy andwait i think they're gong for da horse

its clearly daytime but tinted to look night andmain guy escapes to town and hides in the room with blonde but leaves maybe w/o seeing her

main guy is in the building and fires on a guy but blonde jr stops the outside guy and sez for ma to get out but she sez she wont go and main guy has a gun

she b==ches about mcay being jrs hero and tells main guy she called a marshall but mckay would be there 1st and he sez he loved a woman once and she tends to scarface

main guy puts a chair on the back door and not his anus and later its real daylight and a guy is comming

mainguy sez he wanted to be a vet but this guy was hanging around and he knew he was up to no good but didnt stop him and pun put 2 in the window and got his woman in the throat and cuz he was afraid of confronting him he blamed himself

so outside a guy is fired on and runs for cover and the bads start coming in and main guy caps him and they got 20 mins left before the marshall comes or w/e

scarface gets outta bed andlooks out the window and gets it and falls out the window andits girl fighter who iced him and he and pig guy wwaste each other

a guy asks pig guy who iced alma's way britton and he straindly sez some cr-p i cant make out

so sherif mckay scuzzo beats out the blonde jr and age guy with a flaming black log and is gonna torch the place i think

mckay faces vs main guy andmain guy has no gun ao its a fist fight and mckay beats him down and he gets u and they stare off for a while  and mckay walks off and lets him go

then happy musc and blonde jr takes off his mckay badge and a train comes in and a song plays

the last bunha mins had no talking and blonde rides off on a cart and main guy comes after her

the end

that was pretty good

nice classc style and good 60s style

nice acting and good pacing with nice flow and dint drag

it goes by at a good rate and dont feel like 150 mins with adds

nice music and the acting is good and theres a good story and heart to it

this was in the 60s and it holds up well

huh, it aired on Halloween

Overall its a solid film and is a bit butch cassidy and the sundance kid and has a bit of that movie with tony curtis and sidney poitier escaping together

i liked it and its a nice mld film whrre not much happens but it holds your attention

For On Stranger On The Run 2 I want him to be living with the blonde and they plan on gettin married and its him growing loser to the blonde jr son and they gotta fight off this werewulf that has been attacking the cattle. Also its a 128 bit farming game like harvest moon and on Dreamcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as the main guy in thr 1st one and have a thrid person shooter level like Shadow The Hedgehog where you fight the werewulf.