Blow Out Review

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Blow Out

This Is My Review On Bow Out from the distant future year to the evil john lennon of 1981 (30 years before Robotech season 1 and Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Brian De Palma who did Carrie/Scarface/The Untouchables/Raising Cain/Mission: Impossible 1/Mission to Mars

It stars openly irih John Travolta fron Carrie/Grease/Look Who's Talking/Pulp Fiction/Face/Off/The Thin Red Line/The General's Daughter/Battlefield Earth/Austin Powers in Goldmembe/The Taking of Pelham 123/Welcome Back, Kotter/The Boy in the Plastic Bubble/The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story, Nancy Allen from Carrie/RoboCop/Poltergeist III/RoboCop 2/RoboCop 3/Touched by an Angel/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, malcontent John Lithgow from Footloose/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension/The Manhattan Project/Harry and the Hendersons/Raising Cain/The Pelican Brief/Cliffhanger/Hollow Point/Rugrats in Paris: The Movie/Shrek/Kinsey/3rd Rock from the Sun/Drunk History/Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Ron Jerwmy, wait, that's Dennis Franz ftom the lve action Popeye/Psycho II/Scarface/Die Hard 2/City of Angels/The Simpsons/Mighty Ducks cartoon and Homer S Portrait Of An A55 Grabber, John McMartin from Brubaker/Kinsey/The Partridge Family/The Rockford Files/Law & Order/Ghostwriter/Frasier/Touched by an Angel, Robin Sherwood from Death Wish II, and a few guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, candy a55, frooty booty, banana crammer, aids bag, soy boy, sdom bottom soviet commie sodomus Wikipedia

I never saw this but critics lved it but people ddnt like the bumer ending, even though most European stories ends with everyone dead, esp soviet nes

its based on Michelangelo Antonioni's 1966 film Blowup which was inspired by Argentine-French writer Julio Cortázar's 1959 short story "Las babas del diablo", which was later retitled "Blow-Up" to tie in with the film

after logos we get  a very widescreen thing of a night where a guy is iced by a knife wielding killer like itas soviet England and the gaijin are out

theres a party inside and 1 girl wants to study and the killer ooks in the other window and a couple b0ning but the blonde bimbo sees him  and chex da window

he goes in the building and in the shower and is gonna shank her and se screams cr-ppily

then its revealed its Travolta smoking a faeg and editing the audio in a movie and the producer whines of her bad screaming as it wasm't dubbed ov er and he hired her for her t-ts

Travolta did hes done a buncha these slasher films and hes told to get new sound effects and then theres title andten Travolta watching the news with san alex treeck clone talking of an election and a guy who might be candidate

liberty day is gonna be the 100th thing sine  the liberty bell rung andin a splt screen we see the news on te right and travlta getting sounds on tape and labeling em

Travolta zuko goes ou collecting sounds like da wnd i mean wind anda couple thinks hes a creeper 

good sound editing with it getting louder as travlta nears his rod mic at the sound cause and he sees a car go into the watch afrer a bang

like Bulk and Skull, e springs into action and goes to help and theres a chick in da car and cant get out so be busts it with a rock lobster and gets her oyt

at the hospital he tells a cop he heard a bang before the car tire blew out and recorded the "accident" and what he did but the cop questions him

dr saez da chick will be ok and not like in the 90s dub where no one can die and they really wet to h e double soviet cslifornia and travlta is nice to her

hes jack terry like john Travolta or justin timberlake or justin Trudeau hich is not good people mostle and chick seems kinda outta it and wants to leave bso he sez he's gonna get her clothes and they'd go gor a drink

but what if it malrects to her meds and kills her?

so hes going and some suits come in and want the info kept low and they know travoltas name

the guy driving the the candidate andin burning in dantes j fk and the number 2 to candidate talks to travlta and sez hes candidates best frend and wants the info covered up to protect candidates fam and hide th truth

its like ted kennedy how he was b0ning that cjivk and drove off a brdge and sent tha chick to h-ll, nd now back door ted in with her and being b0ned by his lusty brothers

travolding drives the chick off and she wants to stop by a motel anis probably on drugs and while shes sleeping it off he listens to the audio and remembers the coupl makin out by and recalls wht and where the sounds are and were

he rewinds it like with j fk getying sent to h e double Ireland and back and ti rge left and in the cury this guy as a burglar is going around this place and replaces the car that got capped's tire

i like the style and filming of this. good detail and film instead of digital and focus only in the 80s

the next day he talks to da chick and shes kind of a bibo and tells her of his job and she does make up and wants to do movies

he tells her he heard and recorded the accident and the accident and she can't twll whats what

he asks wha she did in the car and she being  defensive and agrees to do stuff like get a drk later

a this thearre with p0rn0 playing where danny zyko Travolta works, he sees the news saingron Jeremy fro transformerers amated got it on video and Travolta bys a magazine with photos and  looks at em in his orffice

he cuts some out and makes a flip book to anmate it andphotographs em and angles it then after listening to srea dubbers trying outand tells e to keep looking, sees a guy wo sez coe back after midknight

he metts chick at the train station and they go to a bar and she shows her make up shes wearing to him and talks of how to do a broken nose in mae up

she may be ditz but knows how to do make up and seems nice

they talk of his pst like him being in the army for communications and him working fr politcins fighting police corruption b4 getting into movies and she seems interesting i mean interested

nancy allen is a good actress, she was the popular mean chick in carrie, the bada55 lewis in robocop , and the bimbo in this

trvolta sez he had a guy wired t take dwn a crooked cop head and as he got info, the wre died as he sweated and burned him and f'd out the wire and when he went to the gas station claiming to whiz to take it off, the guys got him and travota found him handing from a stall

chick sezthe number 2 told him i mean her to skip tiwn and gave her money and Travolta sez hes got a way to put sound to the phtes and the cabdidatw guys are covinging up more han they let on

a guy with a phto of chick us in a mall and looks for for andwe getta mntage o going around and its like the pov shot of the slaser film

evenrually e gets behind her and garrotts her but fals down a hill  but when he chex he corpse its not her and he stabs the biy with a ice pick

the real bimbo is near and goes to a hotel and this italiano in  wife beater wait i think its denis franz is in a sslobby place and bimbo goes by

she sez he nearly got her killed and that he took off aftwr the kid jumped in the creek and he sez he cant swm like daffy duck

Travolta has the photos animated andits like the footage when THEY sind j fk to h e double Sodom  and he sunchro summons it to sound and rewinds and plays it like j fk being rarambe'd back and to the left

he hidescthe film and later goes to the authorities who the guy in there dont like him for putting away "good" cards i mean cops and thinks  its all a conspiracy and nit real

Travolta thinks if THEY can ice the casndidate THEY can do anyoe, but cop thinks "Who is THEY?" but Travolta laves and i think has hi helping

the killer who ice picked the chick calls a guy on da phone and we get good music t Travolta going t the photo place

thres a cop there swho dont believe he wants his photos and finds  images of bimbo and some guy maybe candidate or franz in bed

killer sez to his boss that he was sent to get the potoes but ced te cadiate and the boss didn't want it but now they gotta ice the chick and hes icing chicks to make people think its asecks killer in the area

Travolta comes to work and these bimbos are dubbing in screams and s=ck at it and Travolta needs to get his sounds in

at travoltas place he checks his tapes and finds they were all erased and cop calls and sz he got a blabk tae and trvolta sez THEY did it but cop thinks THEY don't exist

he goes out and this reporter talkx with him about the wavking ande knows hes right of te guy getting iced and has a syrce thar he wont reveal and offers him a chance to come on da air and tell his story

tavolta gets his hidden tape and shows bimbo and reveals he knows she was gonna black male the candidate and THEY will end her too as he found her in the river in a car

she reveals she does this for money a she cant type and Travolta wants the original footage to  make the video match better as stills rom a magazine isn't good enuff and if they dont out the Truth then THEY will end em

chick goes to franz jermy and asks of the gunshot but frnz sez he niper was meant to have him her in an accident and when the cops come, they see him in the car with some bimbo ad he'd take photos but things went wrong

franz dont care and bimbo feels bad and tries to get her to leach off the event

they dink and i mean drink and ron geremy franz tries b0ning her but she beats his head with a bottle gets da film and books it

travolting gets da photo fme and theres a gunshot on screen and it synchroes and he calls pil donaphew i mean Donahue and hes the rwporter and sez he got the video and will do the interview

the killer layed by non pizza face italiano in buckaroo banzai is watching tralta and in a phone booth spazzing out like the killer in black Christmas and Travolta cal;s Donahue reporter bt the line is bugged and so is travoltas phone with kille Lithgow listening

the news sezthe candiate was an accisent like diana or j fk or nynF Iland  and these cicks are strangled nd have wounds in the liberty bell shape on crotch

Lithgow killer calls chick and sez hes donague to meet her but when she tells  Travolta he ez he never gavedonague the number andhears e and donague was calling him but his phone as busy

he was here all day and seez someones f==king the pone and makes a copy of the audio as therws not enuff time for the ideo and Lithgow killer seez a sailor with a chick and has his garrot monowifre on his watch like cyber cty oedo 808

the sailor got the woman to mouth his parts but he dont like it and gave her 1-$ and leaves afrwer being in a pne booth with her like superman but more spurm

Lithgow follows the chick wo goes in the little girs room and its a good shot of her in the stall and the mirror and him in the other mirror coming in and as she brushes the spurm outta her teeth he garrots her from above

remember; mouth stuff causes mouth cancer

aso hes like a ninja with his assasinations

later Travolta and binbo go to some place and he kisses her but he dot now where her mouth was and she goes to the train station like in that gamecube spider man game based on the 1st movie and meets Lithgow who fakes being dnahue

travolding hears her and him on the wire on her and goes in afrwer embut shes gone and hearing sounds of a turnstileruns forem

this is like devilma with mki about to be iced and akira needing to get there

Lithgow is gonna end her andthey are in the subay tunnel and se sez its not safe anyore and sruff keeps preventing him from ixing her

she sez the name of the place and Travolta rns but misses it and runs yp  topside and has to get to their fnal destinatin b4 em

theres a parade like jingle all the way and Travolta gos down empty streets cuz its a holiday and drives by fire trcks ad on the cuty area and through bildings and thev parade and into a glass tingof people in 1776 days being hung

travoltas out cold and then its night and chick is still alive an when Travolta comes to he hears Lithgow throw the tape in the sea an cover her mouth with a cloth as fire works go off

traolta runs outas Lithgow carries her away and u a thing and this is like batman withhe joker andvicky vale

he tries throing he over andshefalls on the ground an fights but gets to the rails and calls fr Travolta

Lithgow grabs her and travlta runs to her slo mo  and grabs lithgows shak hand and shanks him with hi own shank

joh Lithgow is back in h-ll whee he belongs andchick has a garrot on hr nec and i think shes dead and he hugs and holds her as fireworks go off above en

he decides to have her live on as a partof him and starts eatin her

jk thats viokenc jack, really later travota listens to her wanting to see a show and its like with nephlute and molly in sailor moon with the chocolse parfait

the news sez the liberty killer was found dead after e and chck killed each other and his identiy isn't verified

Travolta used the chicks deth scream for the slasher and can't take it

theend

that was well done

dark, gritty, good music, and acting great camerawork

its got a dark ending like Scarface and Carrie and the human centipede andthe rothers grimm and Devil,an and ost Gundam

also the main characters are Sally and Jack like Nightmare Before Chrisatmas

Its well made and cool and dares to give us a different take than the Disney ending where the good guy wins

people didn't like the bummer ending but Anime often does that like Go Nagai and Yoshiaki Kawajiri and those are good

it sez its fiction and similarities are coincidental, but its based on real times THEY iced guys and covered it up

For Blow Out 2 I want the guy who ordered the thing n the candidate to have been elected and using his power to oppress the people, soDennis Franz contacts the Travolta and reveals he had a back up kidden away and if they get his back up footage they can out the guy andbhave a 1776 to free us from hm. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and tg16 where 1 player is Travolta and the other is ron Jeremy or w/e and  you beat thrugh the goon of the leader and get to the safe box with the footage and in te end, fight the leader who is on daemon roids that burn him out after a while and you gotta survive until the timer is out and he bursts into flame and melts into slop