Won In The Clouds Review

 Note: I spell Cloudian

Won In The Clouds

This is my review on Won In The Clouds from the distant future year to j e b stewart of1928 (100 years before the 2nd Robotech War and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its directal by Bruce M. Mitchell who did nthing I saw

It stars Helen Foster from The Westerner/Around the World in 80 Days, George French from Tarzan of the Apes, Albert Prisco from the 20s Monte Cristo/ da 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Sea Hawk/the 20s The King of Kings/da 1935 Les Misérables, and a buncha guys i never saw in anything or anit on back door candy a55, frooty booty, bea male, banana crammer, aids bag, necro pedo, hippie vegan stoner pedta tree kung fu based on plants, whale kissing Dukakis hugging moon maiden, gender offender sovie Wikipedia

i never saw this b4 but its public domain and uner an hour long s imaq review it

after a title we are told its in Africa and we see lions in the jungle among other cats like leopard but not chester cheetah and we see lephants

primitive man conquered many of the jungles damage but dissease didn't get stopped as they used witch doctors to cast spells to fight disease

well, when god gives u lemons, u find a new god!!

also the dr is called Moku ike f goku fused with the galactic prisoner

by the village is a diamond mine that the manager jack woods, which sounds like a p0rn0 name, closed for a bit and stopped diamond shipments for the plague

its the oh bba mma virus!!

jack woods hears a dr from cape tow was sent weeks ago from his spy and jck i think goes in a plane to scout to see how ckose he is and tells a guy to be rady with da stones for a quick escape

dr james party, which sounds like a p0rn0 name, is by tge Africa vilage and, wait its cecil james and his party and hes got 2 missions, fight the zckness and check da mine

the gide and interpreter is bangula, whih sounds like a vampire p0rn0 and james daughter gave and her maid mina like sailor venus or the Dracula chick are with him

jack goes by in a biplane and grace thought it was a guy named art blake but dad sez hes back in cape town, which i guess is also in te vampire p0rn0

in cape town the company prez's secretary was workin  to rb the company and henry blake leades he damond group andwas worried of holdbacks of shipments and dr james his homie

art blake is gay for grace and is back from a hunting trp that the beta males, girly men and animal supremacists fear cuz its manl and cool unlike those wiener cleaners, and is gonna go by plane but scretaryb hears and calks for gonzalas fast but not speedy like the cartel fighter in WB

prez is proud of his son and sez if he fies the mine issue son gets half the interest and sceritary tells a guy to stop art and calls on a private line

atseez secretarit on da phone saying tell woos da boss is onto em and son is coming and he' try to sop son, but son shoves him on his b0ner eating a55 and, slug out a butler and gets on da phone to hear

places mechanic percy hoga, like hulk hogans grandpa, is called by art to bring the plane and wait for him but his car has a flat and he chabges it

some guys attack parcy and he fghrs e off and gets a ride to he place and we see a plane taking off as the cars run in a chase as mecanic  gets on da car roof as they drive like its teen wolf and he gets on the low flying biplanes wing and they escape

jack gets word art is commig and plans to frame dr james not dr jones like in d anus jones and the temple of spurm, and getta way with da jewels  when art looks for him

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so jack and droogs goes off to da village and  tells em of a White witch dr who will cure em but if he escapes they all go to h e double soviet Africa

the tribe goes mental andjack books it and the james goes to meet da tribe and let da women go off

the plane goes by and the trbe gets near and scatters and when dr and chumes goes by they swarm out and surround em

dr sends his daughter out so hey dont b0ne her dead with their footlongs  minus 2 inches from ciecimscision and some guys i think the ine bad guys chase her

so chick is on foot andwait maybe not 1 saw 1 chick on foor but another is on horsea55 andfooter gets caughter

wait i think its art who wait no its jack i think wjo sez he'd get the yrbe yo understand her dads good and takes her to the mie to be safe

dr james is in the trrie place an his interpreter blacula i mean bangua i meab blagula i mean bangula sez dont trust the tribe guy wjo iced a lot of White men like feminists and commies want

jack i think or one of his droogs slugs out the blangula and sez hes from an enemy trive and letting ghim talk would end em, so he tells the tribe the bangula has the evil eye and must be destroyed for the white man to help em

the trime takes him away to be eaten or w/e and tells dr james his daughter is going to the mine andntells the james to cure the sick tribe to calm em

main guy rt and percy see bangluma being taken to the Sodom pit with the natives and swoop own with main guy haging from a ladder ad cathing him as they fly off and the tribe books it

they land and banglua sez jack took the hicks and has jmes in the mine i mean village and they gi off to save em

the chircks are brought to the mine and in the cave and i mean cabin andthe plane takes off

jack i think sez he'd keep her dad safe if she does something fr him and i think he b0ned her in the real version

the plane lands and the guys get out by the mine and maybe jack goes out and meets em with cheer

they go in and see the chicks and jack i think goes out for business an tells his goons to get art in the mine when hes alone

art and chick grace smooch and percy gets along with mina wait they have 20s wordplay and its cheerful and lite with poetry and percy looking devolved

she sez the trivbe has her dad but art sez bangula is gonna save him and in the village  the peple spazz out and james goes to check the kids with 20th century medical knowledge, maybe 19th and gives the kids spoonfulls of liquid t treat their f--k up cr-p

at goes around the mine and  it looks cool like 20s star trek and in the mine  a guy comes out with a gun and has him but now in bed like in the real version

in the village the chief has his fave dancers treated by dr jmes with some liquid and they fight over the bottle to chug more like its liquor, which it probably is

art gets outta his ropes and beats out the guards ad runs to the plane wityh percy working on it

he tells percy to get the girls andhe's gonna fly to the village to save the dr and the girls wonder what art is up to in the mine

percy runs in and trips and the goons get him at gunpoint and wanna put hin elsewhere til kack tells em what to do to him

art takes off and jack hears of it and figgers hes gong to the village so hes gonna have him trapped there as he gets away with the grace

jck sez james needs grace in the village and he takes her in his plane and horsemen run around to the village as art lands and gets jamesand books it

he tells jakes to get off on a horse and  art is taght i mean cught and jack tells the tribe art got the White Dr away and now the village will bite it so they otta acrifice him to the lions

this is like saying "get a shot or everyone dies" and people believe it and spazz out and ruin their fertility and dna in fear, as well as shunning people and making them isolated for not following the lemmings off a cliff

jack sez the dr will be caught soon and bangluais snerking around and the dr is caught and brought back

atrt is tied to a post and a trail of meat is placed leading to art, which the lion might be too full to eat the guy after all dat mean it stuffed in its mouth like furrys like to do to them

so lions cme and bangula frees art nd they climb  out wait bangula gets eaten by lions and art escapes on a jet black horse like Kokuph Go in Hokuto No Ken

Candice Cameron i mean grce from student bodies is gonna be brought by plane withjack-o and main guy sneaks around and fight a guy who is too unevolved to call for help and got beat out

art comes in with guns and  frees his droogs and the other chick and percy tells him jack of woods tricked her to flying with em but he didn't hear the plane start

then the plane starts and i think some frames are missing and the plane is in the air and jack is standing on the wang, i mean art is on the wing and jumps from his plane tothe other by grabbing the underside of the enemy one and crawling up like a centipede crawling up a mans a55

jack comes out and not like the butt pirates and fights art and falls to his probable end, but dont worry there's a ae under hi offscreen, they got him to a hospital planet. i can see his parachutes, hes ok

so the planes land and art is gonna b0ne grace but her dads there and he cant and percy jokes with mina and they get in the plane and take off like hosers to fly in the skym takeu habatake, oza wara ne kameni oh, shining finger

the end

that was preeyty goid

nice lite adventure eith good danger and action

good classic ungle movie things and the air combat was well done

i think they really did aero stunts for this and it looks imprssive instead of a green screen and actors faces edited onto cr-ppy cg

its like the kind of adventure movie you see referenced or parodied in modern things that look at the silent era like the artist or bebylon

its a cool film and under an hour and works pretty well

its not super epic but it gets it done and i dont see any real issues with it

For Won In The Clouds 2 I want the jack woods guy to have survived his fall by landing in a dead animal and it was swollen with rot gas and was like a pus filled airbag. hes found by a tribe of giants who live with dinosaurs in a hidden area in the earth under the jungle and have a high tech city they fix him up. But he wants to escape and the wanna use him for harvesting fluids for breeding as their groups are inbred and need hman dna to make super warriors So he has to escape after healing and get ot the cave, fighting various Africa cryptids or africryptids and getting new cyber tech armor and weapons to get to ifferent areas and escape to the human realm, with the head giant as the boss. Also its a 16 bit metroidvania game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba were you play as jack and go around the inner world and cave area through te cyer city.