Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Outlanders Review

Note: I spwll like land

Outlanders

This is Ore Samma No Review of Outlanders from the dustant future ywae to The Right Honorable Shiro Ishii of 1986 (The year the Sega Master Syastem kinda happened)

Its directed by Katsuhisa Yamada who did Genesis Climber Mospeada eps/Genesis Climber Mospeada: Love, Live, Alive/ eps of Mazinger Z

Its based on a manga by Johji Manabe who did nothing i saw but i read 1 chapter of this manga and its cool

it had 2 dubs and a Japanese version but imma watrch the 1st dub cuz it dont got candy a55, beta male, mobkey junkie, gender offender frooty booty, Sodom bottom aids bag banana crammer uragiri, teki no Kami Sama, Todomo no usosuki Sean Schemmel

This stars Tom Fahn from Masked Rider/Power Rangers/VR Troopers/Bleach/Digimon/Flint the Time Detective/Beetleborgs, Trish Ledoux from nothing i saw, Dorothy Elias-Fahn fron Macross Plus/Street Fighter II: V/Digimon/Iron Virgin Jun/Witch Hunter Robin/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Zatch Bell!/Tenjho Tenge/Bleach/B-Daman Crossfire/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/the cr-ppy redub of Sailor Moon/buttf--king Devilman Crybaby, Doug Stone, not Daphne Stone as he don't suck d0ng, from Blue Dragon/Eureka Seven/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Gungrave/Jungle de Ikou!/Naruto/Street Fighter II V/Tenjho Tenge/Witch Hunter Robin/Zillion/All-New Dennis the Menace/Conan the Adventurer/Walter Melon/Beetleborgs/Power Rangers/Akira/Fist of the North Star the 60s movie/My Neighbor Totoro/Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow/BlazBlue/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite/Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster and the Beanstalk, Kevin Seymour aka Doygary Grant from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout/Street Fighter II: V/Macross Plus/Ninja Scroll/Akira, Gary Dubin from The Aristocats/The Partridge Family/Jaws 2/the 90s dub of Fist of the North Star/Power Rangers Time Force and Steve Bulen from 3x3 Eyes/Fist of the North Star 80s movie/Ghost in the Shell the 90s filme/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Lily C.A.T./Street Fighter II V/Vampire Hunter D/Zillion: Burning Night/Batman: The Animated Series/Creepy Crawlers/DuckTales/DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp/Mulan/Pound Puppies/The Transformers.

I saw this b4 and have it on VHS from a comic shoo with VHS tapes in the 00s

after logoes and credits, hay, its by Tatsunoko the Robotech guys, we see a cool ship go to eaty i mean eath and the planets forces foght it with jets and choppers

the forces do diddley d0nt and get blown out along with ground forces and this green haired alien chick comes down and chops up solduers  with a sword and this shonen guy sees her and takes photos

shes a bikini chick with a cape and horns andcomes at him but his camera goes off whe shev swngs her blade and blinds her so he tackles her to the wall and struggles

he gets a b0ner from looking at her b00bs and she likes t andsmooches him to let him understand her and her him and sez shes princess Kahm

then she knox hi out and title and he wakes up with these midget green things like the guy from Urotsukidoji meets a Yugioh monster

he sesx hes in space and they tell him hes  been chosen by the princess and they give him food thatalien chunks and worms and he dont want it

so these garbage pail kids reveal princess wants to marry him and we see preincess in te hot spring as 1 midget talks to her a nd she shows her nips and pits and misget sez to take care of her man

this is a lot like Urusei Yatsura with more nips and violence

so the midget kids come in the hotsoring andtell main guy has the dad midget at knifepiint and wants to go home

princess comes in and sez she'd ice him if he wastes the greeno and peincess blasts him wth fire to save garlic jr's kid with Nin Nin in La Blue Girl

she feels bummed after as shes a chick and they got emotional cr-p from wombs blasting blood and f'd up brains and midgets say they were gonna wipe out da urth  fr the emperor and she wanted to have senond thughts

then this cat girl in sexy armor and a cape comes in and both chicks are glad to see each other

catgirl sez shes here to bring her back and thinks main guy is a chmpus and he sez his names Tetsuya like in Violence Jack andcatgirl thinks he's devolved

the chicks start b--ching and princess gves up on being princess andprincess is gnna ice Tetsuya for bewitching her but kahm has a swordfight withcatgirl and cagirl wants her to follow tradition

als kahm is fighting is a yellow toel that hardly covers her tight thick bod but stays on

czatgir wins but Tetsuya defends kahm and stands between her and the blade and catgirl is cool with em now and wants dinner cuz 1 think anme fans like more than catgirls is catgirls and weight gain body expansion

after talking of if they will work it out and tradition, tatesya trips o a chalice and falls into kahm and takes off her towel

he falls headfirst into her a55 and his head gets stuck in there and she eats him into her andecomes butt pregnant wth him to rebirth him as her son

jk really se beats him forlooking at her transformers zone andan alar goes off and this guy in a big a55 devolved ship comes by heade by a devolved guy looking like a Do You Remember Love Zentraedi meets Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora guy who wants to get the princess to be his woman and be in the royal fam

So devolved guy is stunned by Tetsuya and what he is and Kahm is in her bikini armor cuz 80s anime was cool unlike modern shows with really ugly miother f--kers  looking borderline sub human

wait, i rewound and found he dont wanna b0ne Kahm but wants his minion to be arranged to marry her so he has power over the future ruler

kahm wants devolved guy called Progresso like how politics or a disrease gets more progressive, to take the heat from the emperor and Progresso  wants her to come back to their homeworld

then a new ship spacefolds in and rams em like back door billy of soviet micro Sodom and those tweens he butt hammers

the ship is run by a furry named Geobaldi who is in the empire andisnt liked by progeesso

furry sez progresso isn't good with chicks and catgirl and him talk of b0ning and then we see em in bed b0ning and furry is too tired tolast andthey talk of kahm and her Tetsuya and  they go back to b0ning

the midget leaves Tetsuya and kahm together and she dont know what a camera is and tetsuka hopes she saves the eartyn and sez shes onna be his wife

she takes off her bikini and hugs him and thet make out as the garlic jr midgers watch andthen leave and its a soft romantic tender moment

b4 the b0ne a light shines in da windw and they get to da planet and we get that undershot of the sha ceship going ahead like Robotech

man, the ship looks like a wreird d0ng

on the planet its got hig buildings and is kinda like Skies Of Arcadia meets Blade Runner and they meet the emperor and kahm sez hes the earths representative and shes gonna marry him and sez she'd not run away

emperor wants him executed and has him taken away to be b0ned dead by 1000 monkeys, wait thats Postal

Emperor b--ches at her for drfyin tradition and she b--ches out and she dont want him to choose her husband like the gaijin in sh-t a55 india do and progresso tries to stop kahm and she scratches his face and emperor zaps her out

in these caves are phaIIic worm crotch monsters a bit lie splatterhouse III and Tetsuya is gona be fed to en but catgirl saves him and furry astes the guds and punches the door open like Violence Jack

Kam is tied up in a bikini and Tetsuya saves her but likes her t-ts and gets an anime nosebleed meaning he's arousoued and after shes freethey hug

I didn't watch urusei yatura but i like Kahm more than Lum

Kahm teams up with furry who dumps on Tetsuya over liking him andtetsuya triesto make furry say sorry for insulting her andis easily beat out as heis willing to due for honor like a Nipponjin and not a jigoku no kuso aijin maruta okama

Tetsuja gets cut up by furry's blade and furry offers him a chance to give up but he attacksand is nailed by a sword breaking slice and he falls and sprays blood

wtf why?! dumba55!

So kahm now ares of him being chopped and cries for him but catgirl sez shes still alive i mean he is an kahnm is cold to use a spell of restorationto heal him bit he might bte it i mean she might

th security is acive and ono em and kahm uses a spell to heal him like D&D or Wizardry or Shining Force and Furry an Catgirl go out to draw  the enemy

Tetsuya is healed and Kshm is emotional from it andhe sez he saw a light and heard her voice but shes low on Ki from it

They fly on a hovercycle and ahm had some of rhe furry' booze and she beats the hovercycle guards by faking needing hekp and kicking 1 into the others

they ger to the ship and it seems technorganic and like something outta Cobra La or Buckaroo Banzai or Maguical Beast Front

they take off and the furry couple does too and progress is following em and opens fre against orders as the princess is there and nails the ships

after prncess's ship is blasted further progress orders furry's ship to be attacked and kahm sez the planet grvisty makes em unable to space fold

furry attacks progresso and catgirel sez sheb loves princess in a non queero fashion and kahm orders em to stop as progresso charges his main gun

the shields burst off and the ships  are revealed to have been infected with a ship disease from the frontier, as they are furries and probably got aids

geobaldi blows progress with his main gun and he blows apart in close up like Baby/Bebi in DBGT with good gore

emperor wonders how furry knew progress was a danger to his throne and his advisors ask to punish furry butemperor realizes princess loves the Japanese guy

on the ahip kahm and Tetsuya are in bed and the midgets leave and dsmooch and catgirl and furry are drinking wth food and naked at the table next to the bed

not lum and by that i mean kahn hugs tetsuja and the credits show o mran ending song has earth shown and a love song plays wuth 80s rick style or metal and credits roll

the ed

i mean the end

that was fun

nice 80s OVA when anime had violence and babes and winners and was cool

now its mainly wiener kids crying in the wind as the cool guys are kept off

this was kinda Urusei Yatsura meets Robotech and was an enjoyable fun entertaining time

it covers the 1st half of the manga and the author of the manga hated it with too much nude scences but i thought it was good

grea music and nice 80s animation and art and the ship designs were cool

its really 80s and has charm and fun and the 90s dub is pretty good with fiting voices and good writing

For Outlanders 2 I want it to be years after the manga and her kids with him are teens and she is now the emptess and the teens go on a spce adventure to save the solar system from progress's secret daughter who's a cyborn chick who can transform into vehicles. Also its a 16 bit Platform Game like Valis on Sega Genesis/Snes/TG16/GBA/Atari Jaguar and you play as her kids an switch between em to go across several worlds and stop him from having an uprising against her.

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