The Wind Review

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The Wind

This is my review on The Wind from the distant future year to mark twain of 1928 (100 years before ransformers Zone)

Is diredntf by Victor Seastrom ho did The Outlaw and His Wife/The Phantom Carriage/He Who Gets Slapped/The Scarlet Letter

It sars the bada55 Liillian Gish from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Scarlet Letter/Birrth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August, Lars Hanson from The Scarlet Letter/Flesh and the Devil, Montagu Love from Son of the Sheik/da 20s Don Juan/Da 20s The King of Kings/da 1930 The Cat Creeps/The Adventures of Robin Hood/da 30s Kidnapped/Gunga Din/da 39 The Man in the Iron Mask/The Son of Monte Cristo, Dorothy Cumming as i mean frpm da 0s The King of Kings/Our Dancing Daughters, Edward Earle from I Accuse My Parents/da 50s The Ten Commandments, William Orlamond from Camille/The Red Mill, Carmencita Johnson from da 20s Dante's Inferno/The Trail of '98/Frankenstein/Bride of Frankenstein/Duel in the Sun, Leon Janney from The Red Mill and a few not on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer,aids bag, necro pedo, gender offender Wikipedia

its based on a book i never read by Dorothy Scarborough where the chick bites it but the studio gave this one a happy ending against the wishes of Gish and Seastrom, bt some say they never mae the bad ending like breath of fire 2 where you choose wrong or 15/20 in The Phantom 2040 on Genesis/Snes

I saw this b4 and its good as usual by Gisg and Seastrom

theres a 2018 movie smilar to this but i never saw it

so after title and credits we get txt saying of Man going into Natures Turf and this is a chick going into the wind domsain

like the elemental plane of Wind from D&D or Chakan on Sega?

So gish is on a train and a windstorm blows desert in it and they close the windows

a guy gives her food and hes a cowbow or rancher and they talk and gish is from Virginia

he sez the wind dont sop and shes gonna go to her cousins ranch and rancher sez the red men call it the land of winds as it dont stop blowing and drives people razy, usually chicks

probably from some wind yokai

so they get there and a neighbor lige hightower like the watchtower  with his partner sourdough are her cusins neighbors and live 15 miles away fro her but will bring her

sourdough sounds like amad max name like toecutter or furiosa

the guys see who rides better by shooting out a light and not sourdough gets it and they bring her across the wasteland in a horse drawn thng

then its day and they cross te desert with the unblinking eye like the paddling of the swollen a55 with paddles and it looks like a sene from The Phantom Carriage

wild sallyons go down the hills when the wind blows like the devil is after em and i think maybe it is a wind ypkai or oni

the red men think the north wind is a ghost horse dat lives in the couds and i think its like the Thunderbird but we see images of a horse whtte overlaid on the clouds

the wind nw is not a northerner as if it was they'f be spraed all over the prarie and dpurdogh keeps trying to light his moke but the wind stops t

gish gets to her ousis place and ses got a husband and kids and they kiss cu its ok for cousons to do that like Sailor Uranus and Neptune

gish sez she was raised by a mammy with i think cousins husband and they lke brother and ister andthe kids act up

te have dinner, or chuck, as i guess thats where we get up chuck andsourdough plays a prank on this blonde guy by putting something where his food was and he eats it

the bead hs sand in it and the fam tries to feed gish more animal organs as i guess they want her fat and sodt ike the blobs on the learning channel

the wind and sand blows andshe dont like it and later cosin is butchering a steer and pulling ot fresh organs like luka Magnotta or Jeffery Dahmer or albert fish and gish is nice to the kids

cousin is disgrnled the kids don wanna tuch her blood soaked hands and husband comes in and smooches her like husbands and wifes should instead of feminists whining of supremacy

also cousin is either fat or pregnant and has a gut

later theres a dance and sourdough wans to propose to gish but another guy challenges im to a shoot out and they both shoot out a stuffed hours i mea owls eyes to see who gets her

a guy asks why she came and sourdough and some other guy groom to be ready for her and 2 coboys bust in and say a cyclones coming

we see this black twister in the night sky and the people take cover in the bunkwr or shelter and people board the wndows

this is like Dune or the planet Khan was sent to in Star Tek

this guy who asked her why she came here sez shes not meant for this c-ppy place and wants to bring her away and comes onto her

afte the storm the coming  guy sez hes leaving town soon and to think it over and sourdow and homie ask her and sourdough sez to flip for it

thTA how to decide your husband, a coin flp, lik a pokemon cad effect!

so gish throws it in dourdoughs hand and whe cusin comes in they leave

gish slaffs it off and thought fr asec they were srs and cousin thinks shesup to something and wants her husband and wgs out on a tirade against herand sez t gtfo of her place and e wbnts to kill her

what a b--ch, take it to springer

s o huband defends gish gut his coughn acts up as hes got consiumption or aids or /e and when gish goes to comfort him, cousin shoves her tned tight a55 down

gsh goes  kive wth the coming on guy named wrt who i think is sourdoughs rancher, wait hes not and he has a wife and want her on the side like j fk and r fk and mariyn of martin Luthor king and all his back door bimboes he b0ned

gish dont wanna be his butt slave but he sez he can take her where the wind wont follow her

she goes back with her coysin and on the ride back is told this is her last night on the ranch so she marrys the lige the sourdough hoie as he won the coin toss and sourdoughis cool with it and sez hes te better cook

lige takes off her hat and shows her long uncut virgin hair thats tied up andthis is geting too hot for the 1800s

he smooches her and she seems not into it butsmooches him back as ts what husbands do with wifes when not breeding

kige shows her his bedroom and she undoes her long ubcu virgin butt virgin hair and she is getting undressed but he comes in withhot dunks andafter thatleaves the room and she seems uneasywalking around, wait both are as the wind blows outside

later he comes in and violently makes out with her but she dont like it and gets mad but hes confused as he thought she loved him cuz shes his wife, byt ez he wont touch her agan

he whips out his 16 inch b0nwr and starts rigourously j=rkin off and sprays her with silly string like goo

jk really he ez he'd get enough money to send her away and seems bummed

later shes sweeping the sand off the wood floor and some gorsemen are outside wjo wanna do something to not starve

gish wants to go with lige cuz the wind drives her nuts and thy go across he desert like star wars before dsney sodomized it like they/hem ruined power rangers

later sourdough brings her back and theres mummified fossolized cow corpses and the horses in the wild are spazing like they expect a northerner

te men could catch em for Three $ a head in 1800s money but theyd be woking in the demonstorm

dourdough sings to girl i mean gish of not being buried in the prarie and sez the denon wind horse or ma fu ba but spelled with different chaqracters than the dragon ball move is coming

sourdough spits tobacco on the floor and its black as the ace of spades and lige cme back with his droogs but they put a body on the table and its the come onto guy wjo was f'd by the stor on his way home

gish dont want hm staying here and he gives her te look and she has the razy eyes

come onto guy called writ looks in a viewmaster and gish does the dishes as he creeppistly aaks if she was worried f being alone and that the wind drives chiks nuts

she claims to like ut and looks outside and its getting darkeand se lights lamps

he sez its gonn be spring i virginia with fklowwers as i think a ref to her fertility and she hudes n the closet ut lige comes back andshes worried

lige sez the northerners come and horses are on the run and this is his chance to get the money to send her back and he goes off in the wind as gish follows but returns inside as the maelstrom is too intnse

i hear they used fans to blow the wind to make this

lige goes after houdrses and cattle run around and the storm shakes the shack and  is freakin out

the lamo falls and starts a fire andshe puts it out and we see the camera shaking and her looking zombified untol sge hears the door

coming on guy busts in andthe wind is blowing sand in anfdhe tries b0ning her but she escapes into the storm

we see the whie horse not the soviet Canada placwe and she returns ad coming on guylofks the door and we sees the horse jumping around the sky

afer he b0ned her offscreen wc with out consent its day and the door opes a bt but the sand rishes in andcoming on guyprops astick on it

he wants her to go with him butshe snt wanna and he sez uf lige fnds em there he'd wack em both

sge wants him to andcoming on guygrabs and thows her as the dog that not useful dows nothing as its a sub human animal kinda like gaijin

gish grabs his gun and he dont take her srs and grabs it but it goes off ad she ends him

she seez she has to cover te evidence or she'd be lynched and gets a knife and it cuts to the horse in the coulds and then to her cooking in a big pot

jk really she freaks out amd goes outside and buries him hin the sand

we ger a good shot of her looking out the widow like count orlock with a freaked out look andshesees the wind blowing the sand away from the body and runs in abd hides as a hand opes te door

turns out its lige and she tells him se iced writ the coming on gu but whe he looks theres only sand there

lige sez the win covers up who you ice in justice and he can send her away butv she dnt wanna go and loves jet i mean him

he asks of the wind scaring her and she sez shes not afraid of it or anthing now for some reasn and her love wins out over fear lie The Bibe sez

they stand together with the door open and sand blowng in

the end

that was well done

a classic silent flm wuth heart and strength

good story and warning of dangers ofenvy and lust and the film was well done

gish dors great acting and shows who ses the best i mean why shes the best andgives a great oerformance

in the book she wandered out in the wasteland to die but here they had her win

its a well made film and shows why silent films wrre so eloved ande how the 1st talkie dont stand up to em

Foe The Wind 2 I want then to be living in te windy crevasse and the horses are acting wilder than usual. Eventually they see the white ghost horse yokai that causes the storms and its frm another plane like the planck scale. its revealed to be a daenon that drives people insine to claim their souls and gish, who survived and shook off the attacl with love, transforms into an 1800s magical girl in a mini skirt and bikini top and thigh high high heel boots and arm bracers and fihts em with a holy gun granted to her by The Angels to beat the daemon. Alsoits a 16 bit platform game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Gba and Atari Jaguar with you as Lillian Gish and fighting various devolved animal yokai and 1 button is kick, 1 is jump and 1 is Gun and you can buld up ki by not attacking with an auto charge system.