A Bridge Too Far Review

 Note: I spell bridgerton

A Brifde too far

this is my review on A Bridge Too Far  from the distant future year to The Italiano Stallion Mussoli i mean musolinni of 1977 (50 years before robotech the untold story andmaybe transformers zone)

its dirdcted me i mean by Richard Attenborough who did Magic/Gandhi

It stars Edward Fox fronm 2 Gandhi/the 1998 Lost in Space, Sean Connery from  Zardoz/The Wind and the Lion/Highlande 1/The Untouchables/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/The Hunt for Red October/Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves/Dragonheart/the 1998 The Avengers/Finding Forrester/The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Donald Douglas fro  Bridget Jones I III and III/From H=ll, Gerald Sim from Gandhi, Michael Caine frop Zulu/The Eagle Has Landed/The Swarm/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Jaws: The Revenge/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/On Deadly Ground/Miss Congeniality/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Batman Begins/Children of Men/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar/Dunkirk, Anthony Hopkins from The Lion in Winter/Audrey Rose/Magic(where he played Corky like in the poke of zorro)/The Elephant Man/the gay The Silence of the Lambs/tr cr-ppy Bram Stoker's Dracula/Legends of the Fall/The Mask of Zorro/the 2000 How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Hannibal/Red Dragon/2004 Alexander/the 2007 Beowulf/the 2010 The Wolfman/Hitchcock/2014 Noah, Michael Byrne from The Omen 1/The Eagle Has Landed/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Braveheart/Battlefield Earth/The Sum of All Fears/Gangs of New York/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1, Donald Pickering fropm The Man Who Knew Too Little, Christopher Good from Victor/Victoria/Gandhi, a guy literally named Frank Grimes from nothing I saw, Stephen Moore from the 1999 A Christmas Carol, John Stride from the omen 012, Michael Graham Cox from da 80s i mean 70s  Watership Down and The Lord of the Rings, Keith Drinkel from ghandi, dingbus sodomingus Denholm Elliott from Watership Down/The Boys From Brazil/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jeremy Kemp from Four Weddings and a Funeral, George Innes from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Alun Armstrong from Krull/1994 Black Beauty/Braveheart/the 1999 Sleepy Hollow/Eragon/Garrow's Lawm , Paul Copley fom The Remains of the Day/The Worst Witch/Life on Mars,the unholy ben criss i mean crodd i mean cross from First Knight/Exorcist: The Beginnin/the 2009 Star Trek/Species: The Awakening/2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, David auker from bridget jones 2, paul maxwell from FireballXL5/Thunderbirds/Aliens/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Ryan O'Neal from Leave It to Beaver/Bull, Elliott Gould from M*A*S*H/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/American History X/the gat a55 2001 Ocean's Eleven/Ocean's 8/The Magic School Bus/Touched by an Angel/the  cr-ppy 1997The Shining/The Simpsons/American Dad!/WordGirl/Drop Dead Diva/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Arthur Hill fropm the 70s The Andromeda Strain, candya55 commie Robert Redford from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Them Willie Boy Is Here/Jeremiah Johnson/The Sting/1974 The Great Gatsby/Brubaker/da 1960s The Twilight Zone/Charlotte's Web/A Walk in the Woods, Nicholas Campbell from The Omen 001/The Dead Zone/Cinderella Man/Da Vinci's Inquest/Flashpoint, Garrick Hagon from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope/1989 Batman/Balto 1/Mission Impossible 1?/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, bada55 pole John Ratzenberger from Valentino/Superman/he Empire Strikes Back/Superman II/Gandhi/A Bug's Life/Monsters, Inc./Spirited Away/Finding Nemo/The Incredibles/Up/Toy Story 1-4/Cheers/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/The Simpsons/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/Touched by an Angel/That '70s Show/Drop Dead Diva/How Murray Saved Christmas/Bob Hearts Abishola, bada55 James Caan from The Godfather 1 and 2/Rollerball/Eraser/Elf/The Simpsons/Family Guy/That's My Boy, Gene Hackman from Bonnie and Clyde/the 7p-s The Poseidon Adventure/Young Frankenstein/Superman/Superman II/Hoosiers/No Way Out/Superman IV: The Quest for Peace/Mississippi Burning/Unforgiven/Geronimo: An American Legend/1995 The Quick and the Dead/Get Shorty/Enemy of the State/The Replacements/The Mexican/Behind Enemy Lines/Runaway Jury, Hardy Kruger from rhe wild geese, Maximilian Schell rom Judgment at Nuremberg, Laurence Olivier frto da 30s Wuthering Heights/da 40s Pride and Prejudice/da 5 i mean 40s Hamlet/Spartacus/the 60s Othello/the 60s Romeo and Juliet/The Boys from Brazil/Clash of the Titans/Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Liv Ullmann from nothing i saw, Erik Chitty from First Men in the Moon/Doctor Zhivago, and countless dinks i never saw in anything or aint on soviet back door banana crammer aigs bad booty boy candy a55 beta male ssodom bottom Wikipedia which lies anbout things and dont drseve human homey whren those human wastes beg

soit starts with footage from ww2 and how the alles fought back zee axis but supplies needed to be brought 400 miles away fom soviet Normandy, and patton andmontgomery were rivals andwanted to be the 1st to reach berlin

monty cristo had a plan approved to end the way by xmas and macarthur approved it

then title and credits to a black screen and White text

also i never saw this but as a 90s kid i heard it referenced often and is based on a book ore samma never read by some irosh monkey maked i mean named Cornelius Ryan

then the movie goes from fullscreen b/w to weidescreen color and its 1944 and in some eurorrash town Arnhem and then we see da Germanic mobilizing then its the germsn HW  mean HQ and the germans speak germanese w/o subs

then the brits plan a thing of drumpung thousands of men behind enemy lines and take over bruidges and assigns which bridges to take to which guys

also its oin bada55 Poland who is manly and cool and the brits wanna take the garman factories ti end da ware

gene hack man sez hes a pole or el polen zakken which hes not really polidh and is in borsht face andf  has doudbt on the plan

then more germans speaking uncut german w/o subs cuz they expect everyone who sees this to know evey labnguage

so at the air base the plane guys whine of the issues like theres not enough room to drop the guys as they cant get em all pn the trip at one time and theyd be doing it in daylight

also the germans tried it t as in capture the area b4 and got f'd

later this dutchland kid goes by on a bike like a beta male and a germa talks with him

in English landthey hear the most eneies are the youth and old like in Roboteh II The Sentinels where the tirolians left behind were yountge or olde and the robotech masters left for earth

da britz tell sean connery that they are low on trnasfrpotre aiecrafte nd they dont cnt afford to lose any airecafte

connery wasnts o have drop zones he can hold and defend andgtes told 1 is 8 milkkes from the bridge and claims the terrain is good to go by

the harry bpooter nerd on a bike wves to an airplane going by and then connery etells the troops they are wait its commanders, theygotta be dropped and go 8 miles and have jeeps with machine guns glidered in an d drive ahead and hold the bridge as the troops walk up

if 1 f'd oup its all f'd

gene simmons hckmnis worried of his polen zakken men being iced antalks to the ommander played by anti germanist Dirk Bogarde of ot

2 brits fottitly talk of their plan and busciites in a tin which sounds like sodomy slang and when not terry bogard sees surveilence on the rea sees german talks but sez he souldnt worry abou em dspite  lower rank guy advising against it as 16 drops were stopped and he dont wanna wait

a bri briefs the troops on the mission andis 64 miles behind enemy lines 2 and gotta bust a hole in the german lnes and run ike h=ll to get to armnen or w/e i called it b4, arhknam, in 2-3 days

he sez its like a wstern with them being the calvaty and saving the day but this isn't a movie, i mean it is, but you know

james cahn talks witha ne4vous guy and is kind of a c-ck cusucker to him about vernoeus guy worried of biting it and wants o be guaranteed to not fall in battle

all you need to do is bpmapke i mean make a pack with a daemon and get protected with his unholy magik like the boxer rebellion in soviet maruta land

james knahsez the guy wont bite i and i mean it a d later this devolved lookin briy like john lihgow a bit sez this girly trooper needs sick leave and the girlyman accepts it but dont wanna be left being i mean behind and miss the mission

so the troops take up i mean off in planes and some are towed on cables to fly and we see planes taking off and moving for several mins to music

then we see a church service and planes go by and thr people leave like its back door ba rock and his drobne attacks on gaijin

2 brits drive and 1 sez no one can drive on the road eo i mean w/o his permission a d they see the 1st fleet advancing and say theres 2 more coming

in 1 plane a guy has a chicken and in the base the germanics see themcomming and speaking Germanic

the allies jump outta planes like people in the alleged tQwFrs in 01 and the gov bloo em, but they got parachutes and dont splatter like a gargabe bage of chef boy awre dee

so the people land and run and advance like a game boy or sonic or shantae or cotra and i mean contra and then we see gemans being german

so some jeeps get shot out and the alleies gotta go on foot and sean connery is by a nuthouse that guot blown and the inmates got out

its like being on reddit with all these insane peple

so the german talkes i mean tanks advance wait its britz andda jerminzfire on em with shells but not like ninja turtles

after the battle the brits somehow won and advance and in a crashed lane with dead guys, the germans find the enemy planbs

the radios got the wrong crystals in the allies and it dont work and its like robotech ii the sentinels with the spheresians

1 guy offers sean connery a cup of tea and he asks if he thinks his f'd mussion can he hekped my i mean by it and brit mo sez it couldn't hurt

wel he could be burned by it

afte more germanismthe American i mean brit hole troops advance andgo through a town s people celebratw then the troops are in the woodsand get to a bridge but da brudgeblowsconnery goes off to find a guyas the radio is attempted to be finxed andeli gould mouths off to a raduo guy in town about 1 bridge being saved and 1 blown

more germans Germanizing and i think they got the plans for operation market garden and 1 thinkms its a trick

connery talks with a guy on the siuation abd a jeep is blown and flipped and shells rain dow on em nd enemies open fire

sean has to get back to HW i mean HQ and in the town ameyicans come in and the peple are stying iside like when gypsies attack and i think Hopkins opccupies a house w/o consent to take over a it as a base

wait, they britz and they cant contact the guys and Hopkins finds the roof or balcony and sees da bridge with a guy walking onto it then more soldiera slowing i mean slowly going on

a macgbine gun turret opens fire on em and shreds em and they fight back anduse smoke so it covers em like birth of a nation

the men retreat and leave the fallen and when its dark but clearly day as the lighs and shadows loo t so they tinted the film to fake t the men sneak around like nina i meab ninja

they flme thrower like a Charizard and miss but hit the ammo place and it blows and a german there plays a horn as the bridge burns

then its day and a number of german hovertanks that don't hover go on da bridge and take out some britz bt the brits fire mizzile or rockets ad machineguns and blow em out

1 germa gets cooked in a urning talnk for the orthers to feed on lter andafter the tank force is slain the people get medical treatcment

hipkins sez the germans took over most of da town and the brits are surrounded and they see the enemy iasnt only kids and geezers+

connery goes backthrough town to get o i mean to the  q and 1 guy with him is shredded by gunfore  and he'd croppled

connery takes out more guys like a mafia guy and leavesthie cripped shredded guy with natives and hides in an attic like alleged ann frank

connery and his dudes are surrounded by germans andin the base hack an axks why da polih drop was cancelled cuz of fog

in emhoven the duchies celebrate the allies coming to save em like the uranians did when the axis cae to save em from the soviets and being starved and b0ned dead

eli gould talks withmichaein caine andof brides and gould reveals hes from yugislavia like my uncle and grandparnts but borders chaned so it s Slovenian  now

the allies say da dtchie underground sez its imposible to break through and1 guy asks where the captan is and is told he ded but wants to be taken to hm

he finds a body and brings it back to the eep and drives on

the hface is half gone and we see zhreddied flesh and bone open and as he drives a bitrd eats his eye out

jk really hesees enemis in the woods and stps and eventually turns off the jeepe and gets a gn i meab gun

he drives through em and  gets away and makes it to camp and bings the captain boy over but the dr sez the captain is already dead

so soldier pulls a gun on him to examne the corpse and he does and i tgink is still alive a bit and gets treatment

he goes back inside and sees 4 dr's b0ning the body andtaking boites outta hm

jk really the dr  sez he  got the beullet outta the head and has the soldier arrested butonly for 10 scnds but when dr asks if soldier would have iced him, he dont answer

so the allies aremaking a bridge and using floating cr-p up i mean to do so and sean sconnering is still in the attick

the allies shove a long had not b0ner but piece of metal bride into the water and they dont got animals macihnes or slaves for it as they make the bridge into the night

at da son bridge namesd after son wukong or as hes known in Africa; ba rick i mean rock, the americans are 36 hourse behind and we get the movie these with trumpets like a 7-s superrobot thing

in da town the germans cross da bridge and are attacked bybritz and cuonnersy gets outand fires on enemy people andmets withthe guys and plans wha to do

also the Poles might not make it and the germans occupies the dropping zones

wtf J O E's name was John Ormsby Evelyn Vandeleur's and his naname leas was evelyn. what is he? a Frenchie with men names alexis or michelle orjustine

so some guys try to get stuff in the drop zone and 1 carrys a big meta b0ner but is capped and he wasyed his life saving hats

a chick goes out for a taxy and is shredding by gunfire

a devlved brit who looks like seve buschemi but creepy and i mean devolved and meets wirtha lady and geezr for help and she knows English like Toshio Maeda

at da town a german offers a chance to surrender bt thebrits tell em to go to h=ll

the battle f==ks on and harry pooter gets it, but dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he needs some rest, theres a hospital planet, it was runnbber bullets, it missed his vials, he as a robot

so the forces wanna give up but if they can get boats they can cross the sea and river or w/e and they say the general cracked his back bone slide in the landing

broke back hollend

a guy wants to tke the bridge tonight ands goes for Robert back door bobby redford and bobby sez u gota do 2 ends at once like a p0rb0 i mean p0rn0

a truck with maybe da boats is nailed by shelling and redbeard sez they are gonna cross in the dalight as the brits cant hold it

the next ay they gotta wait til 10 not 9 to launch and dont know jack h-t about the boats and then its postpoaned til noon

so da boats evebtnally arrive and they use smoke as cover and the german tanks fire like a paner dragoon and i mean pna i mean panzer dragoon and not pan from dbgt with her thick buns in tight jeans as he artists are pan sexual

the allies go in the water on boats and use rifle ends for paddles as thats a paddlin

the germans ssee me i mea em and fite on em with shells and bullets and not pepperoni and bullets

the rtroopes matke it to shore and get mowed down bygunfire

germans are crossing the bridge and theres charges on the underside and  soldier on the allies go by the plants and ice hgermans

a tank goes through town and the town bruns andsnipers all on the bridge pick off allies  but the alies fire back

back door bobby takes out the sniper and bri tanks go on da brifge as the germans hit the detonator but it f'd out and dont blow and the tanks cross

so more people are iced and you see cool gore and communications get through and sean connery talks to anthon Hopkins or zardoz and odin met and odin Hopkins sez he needs more ammo

Hopkins gets nailed in the leg and redman meets a britwho is waiting there for the infantry and dont do jack sh-t as his melleow allegend men bite it and go to h e double Ireland

redford gets -p-ssed lik when you tell ihm its not real about global arming and its for something normal for once and Hopkins meets a mutilated guy with half his face blown off and half face harry sez he carrys an umprella i mean umbrella as its to prove hes an Englishman as no german would have one

and then, he died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

so its called 30 corps butdone in roman numerals like final fanstay so it s XXX Corps like the Netflix version of soldiers butt hammering each other

also when you look up final fantasy 30 you'd get a lot of h yaoi of cloud and sephortoh

so the germans got Hopkins and company but not bad company wth chros rock and wait, as he in that?

a german officer gives Hopkins chocolate fromthe brits who dropped it in their area and are ice to their new slaves

so da poles drop and thr germans open fire on emas they pasarasheute in

the 1 chick in the movie reads the bible to the dying solvdiers and is comforting to em

5 miles from angeim i mean anheim i meanarnhem the battle goes on and geezr aska to let the germans have the wounded to trrat em as they are iutta supplie

1 guys sez to polish hack man some cr-p how the battle is going an hack man and his polish platoon bring people across in boats on rope pulletys and the germans catch em inthe night and shred em with gunfire

geezer surresnders to the germansand is driven around the ruined town to sad music

all cuz the allies attacked, like people claim abu th the crudades trying to free the holy land from ggaijin

so da germans dont wanna let em off  and wanna crush the brits under their heel like the insects they are and a higher german agrees to a ceaefire ath i mean at 3

you mess with the ples, you wind up in bowls! wait, its germans who eat people

so the dark skies and dead wood is shown and people berry the dead and shelling attacks and blows places

i hink its da allies attacking andthey realized monty's plan f's out and they cant replace the lost bloats and i mean boats and they pull out like in nam or the gaijin lands with the pig phobic

connery is isfgtunted by orders to book it and they have 1 guy doign the radio and have the wounded too f'd to mive to fire and the medica nd priests stay behind and they think the germans will think they are still fighting

the connerys leave in the rain andstat still when germans are near em andgoes on when passed and escape inboats

the at general hq theyi mean the cean connery and talk how it fd out

in a camp or w/e a proest dos last rites and the people are f'd and sing a song with bbl themes and hopw i mean hope

geezer d chick go by a horiion snd cloudy sky as the s is behind the clouds and credits roll wit the hpeful music theme

rhe end

that was pretty good

an epic adventure showing how this plan came close to ending the war but fell aoarr

I looked it uo and found most of what they wanted worked ans won but they didn't get the main objective of busting ehe factories and ending the ea i mea war

its like 3 hpurs and kina feels it but not much as it holds my attention snd wasn't boring and wasn't i mean 

the ending of things being bummer but having positive music in the creditswas like Degrassi high with dywane getting aids and the ep ends with he ceerful credits music

i did da hole review w/o backspace ands left the wrrors in

its well fims i mean fimed and it told a story with good effort and heart instead of green screening in all the cr-p like modern fims

yeah its long but it holds u and i mean up and has good action and humanity

For A Bridge Too Far 3 i mean 2 i want the allies loss to lead to the germas to counter and fight back wirh a good second wind. eventually the allies agree to a stalemate and ceasefilme but the soviets dont and this leads to the soviet taking over china and india and now the Americans take on  the soviets with the axis as their true colors are revealed. Also its in the 80s and has a cyberpunk style of mech warriors and bionic implants that let us jack into the net and there's a cold war of the humans and soviets and it follows a psychic spy trying to unravel a mystery eith a tech company trying to sell secrets to the soviets and their allies and you trying to find evidence. Also its 16 bit beat em up i mean rpg like shadowrun on sega gesis, snes, tg16, aari jaguar and gba where you play as this 80 manly punk and go around the cyber city of new Texas and its where California used to be but got nuked and the san andraes thing ended it and a metal city island manmade was made to replce it and made by Texas oil billionaires who own it but a tech guy who survived the quake is trying to sell out to the soviets and get his area back from wat he thinks are inferiora in Texas. Its also got wild west but cuyberpunk themes and style and there'sovercucls like horses and i mean hovercycles and plasma shotguns and catle being rqnched that india sends spies to "iberate" from "oppression". which is why they joined the soviets, as Amarerica eats their gods.