Cry Macho Review

 Note: I spell like the volla peope

Cry Macho

This is my review on Cy Macho from tre distant fiture yesr to carl macek of 2021 (10 years after Robotech Season 1 and Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by the savage Clint Eastwood who did High Plains Drifter/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Flags of Our Fathers/Gran Torino/Sully

It stars offspring sacrificing clint eastwood from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High'/The Beguiled/Dirty Harry/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Every Which Way but Loose/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Casper/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Gran Torino/Ambush At Cimarron Pass, Dwight Yoakam from King of the Hill/Under the Dome/Axe Cop/Drunk History, and a few I never saw in anything or ain't on back door, candy a5, aids ag, sodon bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, gender offender, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoneer peta tree kung fu based on plants,soy boy, beta male, soviet Wikipedia who denies the truth and praises lies

Its based on a book that was a screenplay in the 70s tht no studio wanted so he did it as a novel and tried to get it made with Arnold Schwarzenegger wanting to do it. So kind of the opposite of the room

I never saw this but it got some like and hate and didn't do well at the box orifacr

ater logos and credits for a while wait its title 1st then a long thing of a car driving on a farm with possinbly virgin horses 

clint gets outand its the distant fture year of 1979 befior Ronald Reagan saved The Wirld from the reds

his job  owner sez he used to be worroied of losing him but now after an accident and pills and booze he's got 2nd rate horses and he don't worry of losing him and wants new blood

he fired the clint who sez this guy is a small weak gutless man

 and goes back to fhis farm with newspaoers on the wall and saying how rodeo star broke his back and we get 20s looking footage of it

then its a year later and Reagain is Rising and his boss howard like the beta male in big bang theory comes by and wants clints r us to save his son from sioviet Mexico as his mom is letting the kid be abused and he cant go to sh-t a55 india i mean Mexico as he's got legal cr-p

clint don't wanna but howard guilts him into it by saying he did so much cr-p for him and clintus agrees

howard sez he can give the kid his own horse nd run of da ranch as giving 13 year olds power is a good idea and won't f em up and gives him movey to do it

at da border some chickschcks comeby and the Mexico guard is friendly to as as he wants ti b0ne em like all those lusty apes want and clint goes by and hes friendlier

i should point out that my Mexico friends hste living there and wish to come to the 1st world as Mexico s=cked and is full of crime, violence, raepe, murder, disease and oppression

btw the movie is realy wisescreen and colored byt faintly so its not bold or vivid

so clint goes to some mansion and this Mexican chickwait shes white meets the clint and talks of his fam and how clint has a photo of her son from long ago

she knows her ex man sent him and others b4 that was stopped and sez her son isn't a good innocent kid but is a gambling stealing cockfighting malcontent and sez "take him if u can find him, he's a monster" and she don't know where he is and he hates his rents so clint otta go home

the clint asks when she gave up and she sez shes not ment to be parents and offers a drik but the clinto goes out

clint comes by a cockfight and the comes cme in sand themeicans swarm like bugs when you turn on the light and catch a few

clint comes out like ba rocks butt buddy big mike johnson otta and sez the cops are gone and hes a family friend but a rooter runs and he chases and not choaks it but is onna wring its neck if he dont come out

mexikid comes out and thinks hes a pvo like his moms friends at parties who b0ned him but he sez hes the dads friend to bring him back

they talk at a bar and mexikid is malcontent and thinks dad don't want him as he didntcall on birthdays and promised him a horse but didn't give one

clint sez hes late but didn't lie and has hundreds of horses and owns a big a55 ranch and mexicid agrees and goes to get his cr-p

the clint goes to the moms and sez he fond im at cockfights likewith Digimon attles in the 90s with the digvice andshes drnking and dont think kid with go with him

he don't wanna b0ne her and she sez she'd call the cops and accuse clint of kidnapping and send him to a Mexico jail and the kid is her property like an indentured servant

clint has enough of her sh-t and pulls out hs gun at her head, she gets scared and begs but he sez "you belong in h=ll" and blows her head open with brain splattering

jk rally he goes out anddrives but on the way bak the rooster jumps around and he sees the teen is in the car and clint throws him out and don't wanna bring him

kidsez he'd bear false witnrss on himand sez clint b0ned him orhit him with his car but clint sez he's sick

clint sees teen stole his wallet like hes a gypsy and they fight over it but he wasn't clint to bring him to da boarder and let him off t find his way back so clint agrees and gets back his wallet

clint wants the rooster named macho tied up to not cr-p all over it but tteen sez he's a fighter and tells of how he was a candy a55 rooster but got stronge and killed a big bird

teen wants to share his cockfighting wins with him as we got boxing, mma and dog racing so we otta have cockfights like  Japan and dog sumo fights being regulated and kept safe

at night the sit by the fire and clint fixes the roosters eye fom cr-p in it and teen has bruises on him from beating at hime and from her mom bringing her butt buddys back and and him not respecting the guys who b0ne her and mom beats him

he lives in the gutter and trusts n one and is all f'd up

so then its day and they go on and i mean they as 2 people not 1 guy full of demons andthey go to a restaurant and teen orders a maria as i assume its Mexico blood

its tequila and clint dont want him to as alcohol kills people like aids and the gov

th clint goes to a phone call and tells the howard he found the boy ad knows of the other 2 guys

clint retrns and teen chuggedsomething and clint sees its Mexico beer

teen wants to wear clints hat but he tells teen its a cowboy hat for coeboys but teen sez mecoes can do better than them

clint sez hes half White and teen gets b-chy overif clint thinks hes like his dad the coward or mom the weak and goes out

teen is caught by i think moms goons and fight at e1 but goon sez somethin in Mexico and teen sez thats not my dad and a swarm of mexicoes  bat on him and probably cut him open and b0ne his guts

they go on andclint has t takev a jean claude van dump so teen gives him catus to eat

then some gaijin steal clints car and clnt cant call the cops as the cartels own em and the cps would art her i mean him for helpng the teen get awa from his lusty mom like people do for trunks and bulma b0ning

they go to the city to get a car and clint changes clothes to not be penly Ametican and teen steals a car for clint to rive as i guess they are gypsies

clint drives the mexicr=pmobilr to another hokuto no ken like village andthey go to this restaurant to avoid da cops

the mrxicop come near n the resyatant queen closes the restaurant to the cops to help em 

clint takes  rest and the rooster wakes him up later an didn't eat out his eyes and teen sez he told restaurant chick clint is his dad from the nut house

then told the trusth as se didn't buy it and teen trusts her and her name is marta and they go

they drive by a road thing and find his truck with the gaijin thieves bring arrested and it starts raining so they go by a hotel with a big Cross on the wall

they talk of if clint is Catholic or Kah Thall Ik as the mexicoes say, and the clint is not

when asked if he has kids he tells teen his fam was iced in a car accident years aggo and afer the drugs and booze, the howard gave hi a chance and gothis life back

the next day the marta cmes by ater lighting a candle at chuch and saw their car, seems suspect, i think shes a double agent

as the clint chases the rooster i mean the teen does dat he finds the car leaks a55 oil and is f'dthey go by horses andtalk with the rancher who sells em

clint notices they are f'd and its revealed they were cught and wild andclint and teen try traning da horses and trains teen to ride horse a55 like a brony

the clint goe back to therstaurant and thers kids there and give her meat as a it bt gets a meal as thanks

its rvealed the kids are martas grandkids andher fam died years ago of illness but in the uncut dub it was the carten skinning em alive and feeding it to em as they cooked em in a fire pit

the mexicops come by and marta tells em off and it goes and teen explains the mexicop is a deputy trying to act big and she'd not let him eat thee if e keeps f ing with her

later a Mexico goat was attacked by a dog and clint looks at it and i think its Chupacabra

the howrd calls as its been 2 weeks snd he reveals he bought investments in mexuco under her name for tax reasons and he wants his part and clint thinks he only wants his son for some money thing

clint tells teen dad asked of him and they calm a horse together and clint impresses teen

teen wants to stat withmarta but clint dont wanna impose but marta is ok with em living in the church and i thought it was a hotel

clint work on the car and needs a new one and mexicop follows around in his call

laterclint cooks chcken for the marta and mexicoes and the pray to give thanks or the meal and teen thinks marta likes the clint

clint hekps animals andfmore bring em in and this mexicpp wants to know if he has a license  andthis fat Mexican wmma who's probably good at mouth stuff brings a dog and clintsez it needs rest in the bed as the dog is like 12

then a montage of people having a nice time in soviet Mexico and not boiled in acid by the carten or b0ned by a buncha gaijin like its a good place

clint kissed after dancing the marta and teen sez this is a good lace and might be better tha ntexas but if his dad didn't want him he'd stay but wants a good life with his dad in the 1st workld but worries dad might not want him but clint sez dad wants him

clint sees moms men with the cops and gets teen to leave and tells marta they gotta go and they ay be until they meet again likke dbgt and kiss

they drive off in a cr-pmobile and clnt sez a da boarder dad will be there and they dot need papers

but as they drive the cops are following and the mecan roads looks like road rash on genesis so they try to escape em in the wastelands

the cops are evaded and clint sez teens dad wants him there also to get his moms investments and teen is bitter over being not told a hole truth and dont believe him and runs off saying he hted him like a whny teen

then the cops cme by anf get em at gunpoint and check the car for drugs but finds none and lets em go but wonders why they ran

teen sez dad is sick and offers em a bribe and they go on and teen and clint get cr-p in the car as teen is still all b--chy like a degrasi monkey

clint sez his dad lied to both of em and quit b--chin butteen think both lied and they go on

he otta be layed by james dean as hes a whiny brat who hates his ad and gets b0ned by men

teen sez clint used to be bada55 but is candya55 now and ckint sez how rodeo macho is overated and clint sez age wisdom and cr-p 

then the moms goon runs em off the road and has em at gunpoint so then the burd umps him and nauls his face like kekko kamen and they get his gun

clint puts it in the guys mouth and sez; take ur medicine, andblows his heavd open

jk really they get to da border and teen gives him the bird that saved e and they say bye and tee goes to America and clint goes back to mexco tobe with his marta

the end

that was well done

good story of 2 wounded souls finding healing in each other

well filmed, well edited, good story, nice music, good acting and no cg

some didn't like it and yeah there's not much action, but its not that kinda story, its human interest like driving ms daisy instead f fights and guns like ohn wick

i liked it and felt it was wall made

Arnold didnt do it cuz he had a meican kid with his maid or w/e amd it seemed too soon, but him talking about the teen getting a rectal exam with a hand up the a55 might be a bit much

but this had good flow and didnt drag and went by at a good rate.

It holds my attention and isn't boring and  was a good watch

For Cry Macho 2 I want it to be about clint in Mexico and using Macho in cockfights and becoming a celeb in mexico's cockfighting matches and rises through tournaments usng his animal skills to outthink and outplay and outlast the opponents roosters on roids. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Sega Genesis, Snrs, TG16, Atari Jaguar andGBA where you play as a rooster or other animal and fight others like street fighter or clayfighter.