The Missing Review

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The Missing

This is my review on The Missing from the diatant future year to Joey Mengele of 2003 (2 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Ron Howard who did Splash/Cocoon/Gung Ho/Willow/Backdraft/How the Grinch Stole Christmas/A Beautiful Mind/Cinderella Man/The Da Vinci Code/Angels & Demons/Solo: A Star Wars Story

It stars Tommy Lee Jones from Coal Miner's Daughter/JFK/The Fugitive/Natural Born Killers/Batman Forever/Small Soldiers/Space Cowboys/Men ln BIack 1 and II/No Country for Old Men/Captain America: The First Avenger/The Homesman, Cate Blanchett from The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Gift/The Shipping News/The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/\The Aviator/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/the 2010 Robin Hood(IIIIIIIII deClare YUUUUUUUUUUUu an OUTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW)/The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug/The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies/Song To Song/I'm Not There, openly devolved Evan Rachel Wood(whch is a girl somrhow) from Practical Magic/The Ides of March/Touched by an Angel/The West Wing/Robot Chicken/Drunk History, Jenna Boyd from nothing i saw, Aaron Eckhart from Hot Shots! Part Deux/Erin Brockovich/The Core/The Dark Knight/Sully/Frasier, Val Kilmer from Top Gun/Thunderheart/butt f--king Batman Forever/the 1996 The Island of Dr. Moreau/The Ghost and the Darkness/Red Planet/Alexander/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang/The Thaw/Song To Song, Sergio Calderon from men ln bIack and pirates of the carrebian III, Eric Schweig from The Last of the Mohicans\Squanto: A Warrior's Tale\One Dead Indian\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis/The Grizzlies. Elisabeth Moss from The Seagull/Frosty Returns/Batman: The Animated Series/Animaniacs/Freakazoid!/The West Wing/Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Steve Reevis from Twins/Dances with Wolves/Geronimo: An American Legend/Fargo/Promised Land/JAG/Malcolm in the Middle, Jay Tavare from Street Fighter/Cold Mountain/The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)/The Revenant/Street Fighter: The Movie the game. Simon Baker from The Sweet Hereafter/Shanghai Noon/Canada: A People's History/I, Robot/Murdoch Mysteries. the good howard geese i mean rok i mean Clint Howard from Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree/disneys The Jungle Book/Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day/The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Splash/Cocoon/Gung Ho/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation/Backdraft/Carnosaur/Leprechaun 2/the live action Fist of the North Star/Santa with Muscles/Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/The Waterboy/Austin Powers io/Little Nicky/How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Austin Powers in Goldmember/House of the Dead/The Cat in the Hat/Cinderella Man/the reboot Halloween/Solo: A Star Wars Story/60-s Star Trek/Happy Days/Seinfeld/Addams Family Reunion/Star Trek: Discovery, Ray McKinnon from Driving Miss Daisy/O Brother, Where Art Thou?/The Blind Side/Dolphin Tale/Footloose remake/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Max Perlich from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Cliffhanger/Maverick/Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco/the 1999 House on Haunted Hill/Blow/Dinocroc/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Wild Thornberrys(EW!!!)/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and some guys i never saw or aint on seoviet, back doo, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, aids bag, forty gbooty, necro pe do, Sodom bottom, hippie stoer vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who lies and wants ur money.

Its based on a book by Thomas Eidson, not edison, who i neve read

after totle and logoswe see soviet new Mexico in 1885 and a cicktreating a geezer Mexico and her daughter prays and blonde pulls out geezers tooth as geezer resists

why not saw off her arms/legs and use her for b0ning?

so then some coboys are out in he smoey oods an an apache is seen and its tommy lee joner

asaron eckharte asks what hes her for and hes going to a healer but arron is cautious of him and tommy sez hes sumak

blondes teen daughterwants to go to a world fair but blonde gets b--chy over her acting helpless to win a man

aaron i think sez the Indian tommy is there and not the red ranger in zeo and blonde is worried of it as they might not have enough cr-p for all of em

turns out timmy is her dad and she hates em and later aaron talks with tommy about blonde and he thinks aron is b0ning her w/o marriage and he sez tommy otta leave after trwstment

in daytime the tommy says some red words and i think is soummoning something or casting a spell and kid blonde asks if hes an Indian and if she is but he sez shes not

teen is gutting a deer in dress clothes to go to a thing later and is mad at tommy and his kind

blonde cgecks out tommy and he's got a torn muscle and shes bitter over tommy killing her mom indirectly by breaking her and her brother and how he wasn't there

yommy goes out and fights a guy or something bt aeron firs his gun to break it up and tells him to go

he leaves as kid has war paint on her cheeks and not a55cheeks and later this chick who i think isn't the main one is with a guy ay night

teen goes out and blonde gives her something for vrampng cuz i think her womb is blasting and ten is b--chy

mom sez be bck by dark butin the day her horse comes back w/o her an a coyote is in the kitchen and she rides out to find her b--chy teen daughter

she comes across a naked dead guy and her aaron cooked and tied over a fire as the Indians got him

she comes by her kid and she sez a Indian did it and took her teen snd is all f'd out

she gors to the authorities who sez apache escaped the reservation and went on gee haad and he sends in a telegraph but the cops have better things to do and can't chase her now

blonde sez only an apache can find an apache like devilman with getting a demon to fight a demon

later blonde wants to go get her b==chy teen and id wants to go but tommy lee jones comes by and sez stats on the guys who took her based on tracks or w/e

the apache are selling girls as historically they were big on slavery and unlike the Confederates were cruel

so later its day and she goes out and we see soem rigtual with snakes and bir feet in the moonlight

in this farm the apache ice this fam and in the day this White guy meets with the apache abourt their slaves and wants to phoptograph them

tommy and blonde come across bodies and wanna gve them a burial and the cops or marshalls or w.w catch tommy

tommy sez s story but they dont buy it and he don't know his grand kids name and he runs and hindes n a spot but blonde comes out and sez its her dad and hes not Indian

the army sez how the apache were working for em or something but went bad i tink and wait they wee beng relocated and went wild

tommy talks red  with a red soldier about florida and the arny guy sezb men caught looting will have the value of the property cut from their pay, unlike the civil war with the union looted confederate homes

the army has better things to do than help 1 woman as they got a mission and she goes off and the tommy cooks fish for her

at the slave cave the photographrer gets cr-p blown in his eyes and f's em and they have teen skin a deer

the reds beat a chick or take her kid or something and later this snake nearly gets bit by a snake and tommy uses some red magic to keep the evil spitit the photographere  is sa9d to be off

i dont know, some queers on discord keep jappering and i gotta keep clicking it

so the trio go through a crack in the eartyns a and teres a water flood and kid gets caught in a thing in the water so tommy saves her

at the slave cave this chicks baby bites it so the mm eats her gun and teen trys to escape but is caught

so tommy sez he was bit by s rattler and a shaman or witch dr sed to avoid rabbit meat for a year and gave him amulets, proably daemonic

teen is fed dirt and spits it out and later the trio gets ready to  fk the apache under a pass but a red guy comes by and wants her orses and guns but she dont consent

the go to a village and its like a bible thing of stone huts probably from anceient times when the Israelites were in America

she operates on a red and has liquor and tommy sez someone was b0ned by a witch and 2 years later sh-t out a kid with a full mouth of teeth like ShutenDoji

at night a red tells her tommys woma was a coss eyd red wh bit it of small pox in a Navaho

kid talks with tommy of blonde being fd up and tommt sez she was treated bad b4

this itch man uses his powers or w/e and a witch craft attack on blonde with her hair but tommy uses his slls to fight it including a cross of ashes on her head like Catholics and the kid reads from The Bible and saves the blonde

the next day blonde come up thinking she dra something and they have only enuff to buy a few girls

blonde ges a cross to a red to get girls bak as they might not trust a red and he goes off

tome gets to the slave cave and the blak witch dr is sneaking around and tmy wants to buy 2 girls 

black witch dr sez tommys not a real Indian and dont trust im for his race as he identifies as red and this witch dr is intolerant of his ideal self

the reds grab him and trhow the poison powder in is face and beat on him and throw him off a hill

the red guy with the cross i t hink sneaks in the slave cave and shows em the cross and finds after taking the bag off teens face she thinks he iced her mom and crwams like a b-=chwhich alearts the reds

the bad reds rfight the less bad reds and i think 1 gets helf down and gutted ofscreen as the red girl who was freed was recaught and tells teen "you killed us all"

women, ruining everything since 6000BC

tommy sees weird colors as i guess hes using his cosmo or ki or w/e and tells a bird to tae him to his family as i guess hes high

th bird fliws off and he follows even though the other guy died after the poison powder got him and he gets back and sez what happened

he sez to go gome and let the reds had her b=chy teen and she sez she can't andhe's like "ok lets go"

so they send the girl driving the horse under a cloak with a dead guy propped up to looks like its him and when someone sez its a trick the reds open fire and a gunfight breaks out like its a rap concert

the self hating white who works with the rends gets it and blonde gets her cross back and she gets to the slave cave and frees the girls like Hebrew Moses who gets to the horses and escape

the good guys getta way and when the Mexicans come for the womenthe withc dr wants their horss to get em back and takes em

so the reds go aftee the women on Mexico horses and after a gunfight  they go up a steep hill and not a steven hill from law and order

they get to the high ground lie star wars before Disney ruined it and ready to camp to stand their ground like that American Hero who fought the devolved druggie

the sisters reunite and kid wants grandpa to come and save em to be a family and mom blonde comforts em

at night the chicks wait to  fight the Indians like the guns of fort petticoat and tommy sez his Indian name means sh-t for luck

blonde asks what tommy saw in the Indians that they didn't got an why he didn't stay and tomym sez he heard a story of an apache man left to follow a hawk and in the next world met his wife who said why u never returned and he sed the hawk kept flying

tommy went on from 1 thing to the next and didn't realize he was bad and blonde dont forgive him but hes ok with it

she has that cross and its from tommys wife and she wants to give it to her kids

so the reds use fire arrows like in Zelda and attack and the tommy not wiseau  retidns wity bullets but no pepperoni

blonde mom and daughter have guns like Americans andpick off reds and i like the blue moonlight like tim burton or house of the dead

the wich shaman attacks blonde but tome savs her anf stabs the witcher anf he tanks it like the boxer demon guys in china

blonde gets knocked off a hill ab tmmy shanks witcho again but hes got demon power and baets on tommy

hes gnna blow out blonde and tmmy tackles him off a cliff and falls for a while with both breaking on the rocks for a bit

don't worry, they're gonna be ok, they only need some rest, theres a hospital planet nearby

blonde sez in red tongue the boss is dead i think and eventually the reds leave to be b0ned dead by mexicoes

she holds tommy in daylight and brings his body bac and readys for a long trip home, as they continue their journey to the west

the end

that was pretty good

its long but don't feel like it or drag

it holds attention and is well filmed and tell a good story despite being widescreen but having kinda good color but dull from the west

its like 3 hours with adds on Grit and has a 154 min extended cut

its got good style and has a story or redemption and sows the dangers of unforgiveness like the teen f ing it up

after all the degrassi i saw, iit makes sense the teen is the malcontent

ron howard fro andy Griffith did good stuff when he wants to despite his political disa bility andcan do srs things instad of the grinch

glad i saw this one, its pretty well done

Shows the dangers of Indians and how moms can care for kids as people knew was rght in the 1800s and wasn't covered up or faked against by the elites

It goes at a good pace and isn't a million miles a minute and gives breathing room to enjoy the show

For The Missing 2 I want them to be heading back home and get attacked by a dragonic creature like a mosasaur on bat wings and smoke coming from it and they gotta fight it off and escape. they get to this ancient weapon city hidden in themelted rcck from Divine Judgment and ae guided by the ghost of tommy lee jones while fighting off the monster with guns and escaping into rocky areas. Also its a 128 bit game on Dreamcas, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you and the kids gotta escape the monster and follow guides from tommy ghost and the final battle is in a city weapon