War Arrow Review

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War Arrow

This is my review on War Arrow from the distant future year to Wyatt Earp of  1954 (90 years before the third Robotech War)

Its dire cted by George Sherman who did Tomahawk/Big Jake

It stars the god irish Maureen O'Hara from Jamaica Inn/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Miracle on 34th Street/The Quiet Man/McLintock!/The Rare Breed/Big Jake/The Christmas Box, ally to Sammy the satanist Jeff Chandler from Thunder in the Sun/Broken Arrow, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed/Apache/Psycho/Seven Ways from Sundown/Rooster Cogburn/the live action show The Incredible Hulk/The Fox and the Hound/Turner & Hooch, Noah Beery Jr from The Mark of Zorro/the 39 Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers/Inherit the Wind/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Waltons/The Rockford Files, Charles Drake from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Sergeant York/The Maltese Falcon/Yankee Doodle Dandy/It Came from Outer Space/-/Showdown/Valley of the Dolls, 1 of many husbands to the evil judy garland, wait, he was butt buddy to one of her husbands, Henry Brandon from The Son of Monte Cristo/the 50s The War of the Worlds/The Searchers/The Ten Commandments/the 70s Assault on Precinct 13, animal supremacust commie Dennis Weaver from The Lawless Breed/Touch of Evil/Duel at Diablo/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Ancient Secrets of the Bible, Part II/The Simpsons/Touched by an Angel, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo/Saskatchewan/True Grit/Broken Arrow, Jim Bannon from T-Men/The Texas Rangers, and some guys i never saw or not on back door, candy a55, banana crammer, aids bag, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, cripple nipple, soy boy, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, gender offender Wikipedia who lies and begs for money to spread more lies.

I never saw this but its 78 mins so that means 2 hours on Grit

After title and credts and logos in widescreen with tenchicolor, guys on horses go by a wasteland and find an arrow in the ground

i hin the are marchalls or rangers or w/e and the arrow is a year old and 1 guy thought they'd be fighting Indians but its gone and worry of kyaway spelled Kiowa

they coe across the brned out wagon and see irs Kiowa and get to the fort to report

ccording to Wikipedia they had a 37 month calandar and 1 keeper was called Settan

they are gonna fight the kiowa who attack in 1020 man packs and do hit and run things so thry are harder to keep travk of

if the fort falls the kiowa get full control of the area and for years in Anti soviet Florida they held off the American military and wait that was the seminal ribe i thnk who was scattered and are remnants of their red horde power force and main guy wqants to use em to fight the kiowa

and according to wikipefia was a kiowa named satanta and they had necro riruals for corpses fearing ghosts

at a parry is a n openly irish chick Maureen whomain guy wants to dance with and she does while talking with some beta males and he sez how fortmalities waste time

shes glad someone asked her to dance like manly tough dudes and she knows of his military history and likes dancing wuith him

her husband ghot iced 6 months ago by reds and men keep proposing to her and theres good military inuendo

main guy goes to sign a card and when o hara hears he wants semilos to fight kiowas she sees the commander is jealous of him

then the reds attack and ice wagons of people andmain guy goes with 2 guys and Ohara looks longingly at him but the  but the filming looks 70s or 80s

the trio sees a red on horse going off and they talk of how many there are and if they have a trap

beery bets theres no Indians in 10 miles but hears thers kiowa atching him now and soon the reds attack abd the Americans take em out with the American Firearm

so they go by a seminal  tribe and the guys hit on a red chick and they try to get the seninals to work with em to fight the kiowa

they offer em land and cr-p and the leader dont wanna fight and the main guy calls him a candya55 and a guy attacks

then the lkioa attack and the Americans stand their ground and open fire and wipe out the kiowa who keep running headfist into the maelstrom of bullets like dumba55es

amazed at how American Tech is 15 repeating shots they agree to work with em and go back to the fort and hear of the fort dont wanna help the seminols

the red woman is b--ching a lot about her cr-ppy places she lives and wome feminazi cr-p and Ohara whio's only red in hair is friendly to her

red chick wants a dress like Ohara and will live with some place i wasn t paying attention

the guns come in later and red cbic gets supplies for dress making and wants to e a better woman than Ohara(not likely)

so the men are trained to use guns like contra ad are good with guns as they are eth nic

at night Ohara and main guy talk of their lives and once he saw a rattler in her home

she sez shes only into commander as a friend like seiya and serena in sailor moon andits a good mid 20th century romance scene were they talk and grow close them smooch

so the similol are trainsed in horse riding and jumping cr-p on a horse and trained to dig a trench but they wanna fight erect (tee hee)

the hiher ups and commander think he's f;d and the kiowa will ice and b0ne him dea and i think they did stuff like skinning and cooking people alive

msi guy goes to the Ohara and sez howafter this mission he might get advanced like a gamre boy after this and sez hes gay for her and she knows

she sez she aint into him and tells him off for being arrogant and they bicker then smooch and she sez nothing changed

so the seminol and main gy and force are out and then is night and 1 guy is bait and later they see a swarm of reds coming in a narror pas and the Americans open fire after min guy and bait escape from the campfire and the reds keep coming and gt iced

later its day andthey are in an open a55 field like a field with a55es opened and they see a swarm of reds comming

he runs as he reds followow, although hes with reds and its like ww2 with the Nipponin vs maruta

so he runs by a trench and the men come up and shred em with gunfire

later itsnight and theres a fist fiht and they stop and fid a saber from oharas husband

he goes back to base and sez the man who had it was White but commander sez it might've been taken by a kiowa and sold to him and how its hard to prove main guy iced as many reds as he sed

main guy gices the blade to Ohara anf she thinks the owner was tall and dark haired and White like Darien in Sailor Moon

she thinks he might be alive and went on a scouting to dessert and the body they found was burned and the  mexicoes wanted him to get the reds to fight afain

they argue that she is avoiding him and his love as her man might be alive bt he sez the commander sed he was iced

msin guy talks with a guy and finds her husband was in the confederacy and hted yankees

at a dance the reds celebrate with their rituals an msin gu defends em but others dont like it

he goes ut to see red chic in an American Drss and she wants to not be a savage and evolve and they go off and it fads out like they b0ned

later its filmed like a 70s or 80s movie and Ohara wants him to bring bac her husband alive or in pieces and they go out

while in the wastelands some guys in dresses like Thor in that Norse Story, drive around and whe the reds attack hey pull guns and nd em like that Blonde in Conskin by Bakshii

they catch sime reds and interrogate a survivor who wont talk and the senilil sez t torture him but main guy has him send him bac to tell the reds t stop attacking

latwr min guy sez they gotta take out the leaders or they'd waste yeas wiping em out

the seminil shad the captured guy tortured and found they wrk for a White man who leads attacks and moves every day and is the husband of the Ohara

spoiler; reds do torture and it works and they are good at it

take that bush haters

so i tink the reds tortured the captured guy dead to end the war sooner as he would have suicided anyay as he cant go back in disgrace like Samurai doing Seppuku for Bushido Code

min guy named brady like tom brady comes to da fort and tells the Ohara her man is alive

the main semilil b--ches out over his people not getting supplies and colonel tells him off and dont care he's a chief as he thinks his people s=ck

main guy sez the husband is gonna attack the fort but don't think its a problem

red chick sez she wants to marry him and stayed for him and to have him get back the reds as they left thinking the promise wasn't fulfilled

later its night and some guys are stealing liquor and when a guar comes by they beat him out and book it on horse a55

so the signal f'd pit or a bit and when it came back colonel rides main guys a55 over stolen supplies and wants him court martialled or treid and will drive out the reds of both trbes as hes jealous of their wins

at night the Ohara comes out and lets in the seimiils and the signal f==ks out for a while

according wto wikieofea she feed the main guy the brady and he stole food to give to the hunn gurr Indians and they escaped and foun that the kiowa are gonna attack and the fort is only got 20 men to defend it as the rest are loking for the kiowa

main guy goes back and colonel dont like him and is gonna have him thown in the brig and a calvary group retutned in tiem to say the liowa are attacking

the signal evevtnaly came back and and Ohara wants to see her husband again ut once the kiowa gets in they'd all get chopped up and b0ned dead in that order

he smooches him and main guy gets red chick out of a locked barn and shes glad to see the chief who i think is her dad and she is less malcontent

so theres a trail of gunpowder to something and eventually the kiowa attacks and its n a hilly area and the hill is by the fort

the reds charge and the Americans attack with cannons and rifles and the reds for once pull back instead of rushing wave after wave into gunfire

a horse cart with waons is driven at the gate and busts it in and thr reds get in like aids blood on stblers hand gut in svo i mean cut i mean cut i mwsn svu

sthe powder gets shot and ths burn is heading for the area with the people in it and Ohara goes out and brushes it away

spoiler mythbusters proovedyou can easily outrun burning gunpowder

so hoara gets beat by a red but gets up and gets a gun and goes all Lillian gish or sheena etranzi in contra hard corps and takes out a red

so the colonel is wounded and regrets it and his mistake and  the similins i thin return and help

main guy and husband have a deathmatch and husband fires on main guy but he dodges it like han solo and fight him but as husband clinbs a laddet a red i think caps him

he smooches Ohara as the reds book it and the seimilil are given land or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

nice story and good twists

kinda saw the fist fight coming when i saw husband in the base

nowadays it would be in a factory cuz you gotta have the final fight be in a factory

good fiming and musuic and the acting fits

somehow a few scenes wrre fimlmed looking 70s or 80s

Maureen is good as usual and was kinda bada55 with her skill fighting the reds

it doesn't drag and has good flow anddont feel long and holds attention

Maureen didn't think the guy was a great actor but a nice guy but i think he did ok

then again, kaiba dont think joey is good at magic and wizards

For War Arrow 2 I want the remnants of the trbe they beat to go to the giant cave and fuse with the dead giants to gain un holy power and try to take out the Ameri cans, But the Americans have a new gun wuth infinite ammo and moon boots made of moon ricks that fell to earth after a demon cracked the moon in a heaven war and lets them jump higher. the main guy, Maureen, and 2 Indians team up and fight through the giant fusios and after they take em all out, the corpses fuse into a giga demon and they gtta go in its body and take out its skull gems to stop it from within. Also its a 16 bit run n gun like Contra on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players fighting through the giants and the regular reds and their animal slaves they used magic to control.