Ambush At Cimarron Pass Review

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Ambush At Cimarron Pass

This is my review on Ambush At Cimarron Pass from the disant future year to Thimas Dixon of 1958(40 years before the gloval ccil war in Robotech and peobably Hokuto No Ken 1 0r 2)

Its directed by Jodie Copelan who only did this but was an editor

It stars Scott Brady from Black Spurs/The China Syndrome/Gremlins 1, child ender clint eastwood from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hang 'Em High'/The Beguiled/Dirty Harry/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Every Which Way but Loose/Pale Rider/Unforgiven/Casper/Space Cowboys/Blood Work/Gran Torino,Irving Bacon from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/San Francisco/The Texas Rangers/the 30s A Star Is Born/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/Boy Slaves/Gone With the Wind/The Grapes of Wrath/the 50s A Star Is Born, Claire Carleton from  Westward the Women/Fort Massacre, Frank Gerstle from The Wasp Woman/Shock Corridor/Bullitt/Dragnet/I Love Lucy/Leave It to Beaver/The Andy Griffith Show/The Patty Duke Show, Ray Boyle from Ride Clear of Diablo, Baynes Barron from Planet of the Apes/Bewitched, Ken Mayer from I Want to Live! Drunk at Party/Bonnie and Clyde/Little Big Man, and a bucnha guys not in anything I saw or aint on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, banana crammer, aids bad, Sodom bottom, girly man, French wench, cripple nipple, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia

I never saw this but its only like 74 mins so its 2 hour on grit

openly evil clint eastwood said ths was his/they's worst western but what does he know?

after ittlat amd crteits to music over a very widescreen and b/w thing we see these cowboys coming by on horses a55es for a while

eventually they come across a fire and think it might be an apache ambush and walk on as in thr horses walk

the re are Indians on a rock and they head something and get to battle mode but think its not apache and cll to em

1 guy from the other group comes by and is a yankee and the main guys nearly ice him but its revelaed they are confederates and the war ended 2 years ago but the people are still hurt by what the yankee army did to his fam in Shermans war crimes

they are gonna ice the yankee but threy say they're in apache land and the yankee group only has a fr men left from em so they otta team up like the zenttraedi and rdf against the invid

later th guys talk at what seems like night of the fort and the confederates ask their mission

the yankees say they are taking a prisoner to the fort for selling guns to apache but wanna ice him now as a fair trial isn't the lincon way good thing for John Wilkes Booth

clint nearly attack the yankees for them being c=c suckers but is stopped and the head confederate talks of losing cattle in a drive from Texas and guns the reds might have

they hear a coyote and get defensive and see the apache with a woman as evetu movie needs a woman for some reason

the reds are gonna sacrifice her  or w/e and run off and the Americans and yankees save her andshes from the santos ranch

she sez something pf horses ad the Indians come by but i think  yeah they take the horses and escape

chick sez the Indians torched her ranch, iced her fam and the reds wanna trade hores for guns and if they agee to fire III shots

1 guy was caught and the condeferers wanna ive em guns but the yankees say either way the caught guy named cobb is dead and giving reds guns is abad

the redsdop cobb there are book it but in the real version he probsbly got sknned, wait, they did skin his face and they don't show it

they alk over what to do but its a 7 day walk and thers not enough food for it

Wy not eat the dead guy? I mean ur in the middle of the wasteland, its like a boat in the ocean, its ok, thats when ur suppose to eat people

its natural, animals do it, it doesn't matter who you love, to eat!

so the its day andthey get reay to leave and have the Mexica chickin a low cut top covr up and help but she gets b--chy even though shes a Greek but played a Mexican in taco face

the confederate and yankee leaderhelp each other and talk of how the judge they are bringing with em survived an Indian attack by playing dead andyankee thinks hes a coward and somethings up

the group leaves and talks and judge talks with clinte about being from Georgia and tries to seduce him to turning on his group to get the horss back

they stop for a rest and we're 1/4th in and it felt like nothing

a guy is on this tall rock and the group moves out

this guy who went ahead got caught by the reds and the men argue until  1 guy who was point man b4 goes up so he dont gotta carry rifles and is told to hunt rabbits even though its not kosher

so tht go on ad theres reds around and after walking for a while its night and juge wants clint to take command from the leaders so they can deal euth the apache instead of fighting

also the accused guy is said to kill anyone to be free

later eacthwood is gonna cap a guy butthe reds attack and gun him down and theres a  a gunfight

a red comes fr the guns and the accused dont stop him so someone else caps him

after the fight the Americans and yankees ice the wounded reds and judge keeps turning clint against the yankees for revenge

the clnt wants to stay and figt to get back da horses for him to b0ne and fights the yabkee leader but gets his a55 kicked like the Soviets y Reagan and Poland in 1919

the red leader i thinksez to respect even a yankee and judge sez to give the reds the accised but yankee leader ssez no and if he keeps f==king tihings he'd be horsewhipped

so they go on and stop and theres an Indian on a horse following them

clint is running low on water and yankee leader gives them water and soon after a red awwored a guy and they go on

snipered like j k f and harambe, not both are in h=ll

they get to the river and find a mans body hanging from a wood thing in the water like some kinda ritual andthey gotta drunk tis man tea despite some being against it but yabkee leader does it 1st and drunks it

ya kee leader fills judges canteen and they fnda saddle and a gun aying theyd get a horse for s rifle and clint fires on them but is stopped to save ammo

they don't got enough food for thr whole trip so they gotta live off the land even though they got a body there and arelady dinking his ta

later judge who is the bad guy chugs his man tea and  accused sez the reds wont ice him as they know him but they go on and take a rest later in a safer place as they didn't see apache for days

yankee leader sez the apache i waiting for them to drop guard and as they eat the mexichick is nice to him and offers food as every movie needs romanc in  it even if it horror or comedy or action

they kiss and the reds attack and they run to ready for battle

a swarm of reds comes on horses a55 and drivs around like punks on mototrcylles who drive loud and ddesrve the car accidents that send em to h e double harambe

clint shoots one and judge wigs out antries to get accused to steal rifles and trade ti he reds for hordes, but accused shanks him with a knife the jdge stoopdily gave him

accused brings rifles to the reds and they throw a spear in his shect i mean chest as he trusted the enemy to help him like the queers thinking the mus lims are ther allies

the Americans and yankees take out a few reds coming for rifles and clint finds the judge sent back to h-ll where his kind came from

then its night and clint suggest stealing the hordes back as the reds dont expect it

yankee leader wears blankets on his boots to muffle his sounds and after seeing where the reds are, plan an attack to get the horses and lead the reds and horses around to get guns or w/e i dont know i missed some of it

at clearly day but faking night a guy sneaks up on a red guard like a ninja and cuts his neck and another sneaks around adn gets a guy in the back

as they leave with hores a guy calls i mean falls and a hore screams and twakes the red sthey could have iced while sleeping and a gunfight breaks out

a red sneaks around and catches the woman and is ginna knife her nutn yankee leader fights jim i mean him with a knife and he evades and uses what seems like aikido to block and lock and throw him and end him

so the americans and yankees finish the reds and burn the bodues and go off

the end

that  onlyn lasted 90 kisn i mean mins with adds

but overall i liked it

is not bad and has good monents

not the number 1 greatest but its not awful

its got a few good iceas i mea ideas and doesn't drag or lose interest

its not long but you don't need it to be Birth Of A Nation to be good

Like how come games can be beat in 1 sitting like Contra and are still good and don't need to be a 400 hour jrpg

A lot is people walking, probably to add to the runtime, but so is Lord Of The Rings andthe locations seem like 60s Star Trek

Its not bad and clint eastwood needs a double ended enema if he/they thinks this movie was bad.

A garden hose in each end to clean out his filth

For Ambush At Cimarron Pass 2 I want them to get to the fort and find the apache have risen up and taken over. The fort is burned out and the people are skinned and cooked but not dead. So the team launches an attack to reclaim their land. Also is a bunch of Samurai wgo left Japan after the Meiji Restoration who came here to continue their Samurai Lifestyle like Confedrates who went to brazil after the yankees took over. The launch an attack on the apavhe king's palace of the bones f their victims as most of the forces are battling the American resistance and they gotta take him out before time is out and America falls as the gotta send the message on telegeaph lines in time with the hidden tattoo on the apache kings butt of a swastika hexagram fir panganism and occultist that only apache know. With their leader one, they surrender and are executed for their crimes. Uts also an 8 bt Srpg like shining force on Game Boy, Nes, Game Gear, Master System, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the team and go across the ruins of America and get to the apache king palace and fight various American Yokai like Sasquatch and Chupacabra and the boss is the apache king and his black magic abilities.