The Fall Guy Review

 note; i spell like i fell off the cliff

the fall guy

This Is My Review On The Fall Guy from the distant future year of 2024 (the time of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directed by David Leitch who did nothing i saw

it stars partly good Ryan Gosling who sipports peta and is openly feminist despite allegedly being a man, from Remember the Titans/The Notebook/The Ides of March/La La Land/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/candy a55 Saturday Night Live/Barbie, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper/open heimer, openly beta Aaron Taylor-Johnson from 2014 Godzilla/oh f==k hes in Kraven the Hunter/I Shouldn't Be Alive, Hannah Waddingham from Krypton, Teresa Palmer from The Grudge 2/I Am Number Four, opely sodomus Stephanie Hsu from Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Winston Duke not David from law and order svu, Ben Knight from nothing i saw, openly cool Lee Majors from Strait-Jacket/Scrooged/Ben 10: Race Against Time/Promised Land/Family Guy/V.I.P./Cold Case/Robot Chicken/$h*! My Dad Says, and Heather Thomas who was also in the tv show the fall guy, Jason Momoa from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Justice League/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part/aids bag Saturday Night Live, anmd some guys i never saw or aint in back door, candy a55, aids bag, sodom bottom, frooty booty, necro pe ado, stoner b0ner, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia which is often wrong.

it made 60 million less than it cost but made nearly 200 million and is based on a tv show from the 70s or w/re

after logos we get ryan taling of how stunt men do a lot in moives andhes 1 and is ga for the chick working on this film hes stuntmanning for the biggest action guynamed tom like the cult member

tom is b--chy and wants things his way and ryan takes it as he gets to work with his dream girl and flirts with her on a walkie talkie

ryan does a stunt of falling wearing cables and it cuts to him in a hospital cart an d 18 months late his back is f'd and he's got cyber devises equipped on it

now he works at a restaurant and some people recognize him and things went f'd but the agent calls him and sez tom needs him in soviet Australia and he dont wanna go until h finds the director is his gf

then credits to his driving a guy who thinks he s-cked s car dangerously and goig to asutalia then title

he gets his face filmed to edit the stars face on him and he wants to be tom cruise despite the aemonic activity

tom i mean ryan has to do a deadly stunt and hes wary of it and chick readys a scene but ryan sez the sand is bad and they otta film it later and fake sunset for sunrise after the tide

ryan dont know i mean chick dont know its ryan and ryan does it for her and the sand f'd him so he nails the camera on the car in front of him and he rolls  and f'd out bt is ok

chick sees its ryan and is b--cy as she didn't approve him and finds they got no one else

after san epic sci fi scene with ryan burning she sez how this human/alien couple had a fling and the human got f'd and vanished and  its clearly their romance

after another take she sez chic wondered if it was her fault and moved on and b0ned a bunch of guys and makes him do it to f with him as shes a female in power and likes ppressing men and tries to get ryan to admit his issue to shame him

if this was a guy doing it to a chick he' be seen as bad, but here its played for comedy

ryan has a heartlfelt speech about how he fwlt like he waited too long and don't wanna f it up and does the scene again

after filminghe sees producer and is amazed at his 8.5 rolls in the car and ryan sez she ied but she sezthe messaeof her movieis get up after falling and the hihilism is to lure people in

she sez the main actor is captured by crooks and people won't know hes gone as hes a stunt man and if they call the cops the studio will know and cut the overbudget an end chicks studio

so the ryan has to go undercover andget bak the tim i mean tom not tommy wiseau and sits in the car thinking of his time with her to 00s music until chick coes by and they reconsile

he goes off to the hotel the tom is and plays how he thinks tom will trat hmandknows the code and turn on the lights and muwsic plays

a chick attacks with a sword and he evades like a ninja and its his gf/actess and he counters and its a prop sword and they get along

she gves info on where to go and to not look like a poor and he goes to this cluin a neon pale green thing to chat wtha dealerwho looks like a gaih=jin andgaijin like him  being a stnter

i think ryanwas slipped drugs and seez glitter and spazzy things and the goons take him away but he beats em oit with booze bottlesas gaijin books it

rya gets ahead of hi and takes a car hit andthe car stopsand he grills him to find e needs to find kevn and the drugs stop when he stops seeing unicorns

he goes bavk and talks with chick and goes to some place and hs a splitscreen with chick as they talk about splitscreem as thet do smilar things and talk o the alien movie and the aliens invaded and f'd earth and the studio wanted a love conwuers all message

they talk of romsnce movies like notting hill and love actually with mom i mean chick pessimistc and dad i mean ryan being positive and she hangs up and the splitscreen part of her is the uncorn who's probably gonna save em

ran finds a body and calls producer and tells her but she don't wanna and the cops are outside saying hes not to park there so he tells em but in the room is no boy or ice and he sll gets a ticket

at work he has to do a fight scene in 01 takes and chick sees hes the real hero and dont need the star and ryan an do itbut they will edit toms face on him

then a fight scene to music like an amv or music video

after that se ncvis him to something and prodcer, whos probably the bad guy, sez she got the ryan a ticket outta here and when he listens in on her, sez the studio is gona pull the plug outta he films a55

ran meets a maruta chick ith a French command following dog andfinds  she has toms phone and wants a producer credit inezcahnge and a big devolved guy tasrs ryan and  takes the maruta

tom i mean ryan chasesthe devolved guy in a truck and devoldo has a  mab bun like a beta make

he ps the car on auto pilot and jumps on the trick to figh a guy and throws it off but  devolded guy knocks him on a metal plate scraping the fkoor until the dog bites his parts from behind as its trained to put man parts in its moth

peoducer or agent or w/e i called her sez to chick that ryan left and she gets bimmed i mea bymmed i mean bummed

ryan and mruta and dog beat the guys out the truck and maruta stops and ryan goes through the windshield as asians cant drive

ryan gets the phoneand runs to the karaoke bar t find chick left andtaks with the token black guyabout hw h gt toms phone and a femal sez if she had a fewn days they could crack it

they go to toms place to find the password to ipen the phone and watched vids of him and his stunt double was the body in the ice in the tub as stunt double bit itand its ryan gsoplings real life stunt double playing the dead guy

the nes says the bosy is stunt man and blames ryan as camera footage saw him thetea nd NOT that he told the cops of it as th news only tells us what THEY want us to hear

guys wityn guns come for em and they use props to fiht em and stunt man kung fu but its devolved man bun and the dog bits his man parts again like its holywood producers and m

man bun shoots gosplung but its blanks so he gets away but runs into tom and gets beat out wity a gun

the phone was f;d in the funfight and  wakes up tied to a chair and  wants the phone he thinks is still good

agent or producer sez ryan iced the guy and chick sez he didn't even ice a cockroach as he spend 20 mins getting it out

the tom reveals he caused the accident for p-ssing him off like the lon chaney movie the unknown i mean west of Zanzibar and sutntman who he iced sed "you do ur own stunts" and it humiliated him

also proucer is in on itand put the body on ice to keep it fresh and use cg to fake his face on the murder video and was gonna ice him and pin it on him

when tom is gonna bet or apache ryan  he admits the phoe got shot and they coat him on gas like mandella Winnie or the apache w/o skinning

he gets gas in his mouth and spits it at  the bun of the alleged man and cooks him and escapes to a boat, drives with his a55 and jumps a dock as the enemy chases

he stops and hides and calls chick after getting frreand drives around on a cellphone and se the thumps up stuntman thing is training and he wasn't ok and fet like he wasn't good enuff and didnt want her to see the thumbs down thing of him

but out of all the stunt damage he took none of it hurt as bad as not being with her and tells her to keep fighting for a happy ending

he baddz chase him with machinegun fie and he jumps a boat thing and the boat blows as it was on fire from getting hit

mman bun calls prodcer and she calls chick and the news looks there to tell what THEY want a d ran swims back covered in gas an the news shows footag of ryan edited on tom icing the stunt man

on the filming of soem movie i think the same one chick looks at footage of the boat blowing and a guy in an alien suit comes in and she beats on him and goes WWF but he gives a thimbs up, whch means up y a55 in italiano, and she ses its him and he did the stunt of Miami vice of the boat jump a lot

he reveals he has to fake beign dead and wants to finish the move but she wants to gve up and he gives a speech to makenai asitae sailor yellfot the future girls whon wanna get into film making and get b0ned by producers in the mouth lie wein stein and the others of his kind

producer comes in and sez sh tried to help him and they cant do the final thing of the car ump and can do it in post and thy got tom back to finish and do an epic speech

chick sez shes gonna get back up after being b0ned down an sends her out and is gonna clear the name of ryan wth this plan to trick him to confess

the ryn has a plan and they have the tomdo the scene and have himfilm a sene in a blue screen  to  catc him admitting it

he fimls it and ryan gets in, adds a wheel to drive stuntly off and through tthis scene secrutity comes by but gets f'd and its like pee wees big adventure with the stdio

tom i mean ryan eggs him on and gets him to admit the producer covered it up as this would be his movie hit

then they have it recorded as tom was wearing a mic and its not entrapment and toms a dumba55 and ryan jumps it andef--ks out the car

producer or agent pull a gun and gets the recording and chick tries to stop her but sheb goes feminist and whines of toxic masculinity and trys to turn her

a big a5 fight breaks out with stunt men vs secrutyyu like barbie and a big guy grabs cick as agent tries to sescape 

moe crotch his and chick beats a guy  with a shovel item for the ovie and she drives ryan in a camera craine and he gets on the chpper in a jump

ryan figts tm and agent and blocks her gunby hiding behind the timface and eventually gets nailed outta the chopper but catches the rail and flips to the other, gets in and fights em

tom dont wanna shootran as hes the bet stunt man anf agent trues but the gun is empty and ryan jumps into an airbag and lives, a paralerl to the 1st thing wee he fell

ryan makes out wth chic and the ufo prp blows

the end

ait then a trailer for the movie they made and Jason momoa is the new star and ryan and chick got a happy ending

the end 4 reelzies

then credits to behind the scenes cr-pand the song from the sshow

then a preciously on the fall guy and agent is arrested by Lee Majors and tom wanders in the field of pyrotechnics and gots blown and maruta calls for Jason momoas agent

the true end

that was pretty goid

pbeat, fun entertaining and good action

mostly stnts and a good story in it and good twists but i saw it coming

the chick being the bad guy and blonde being mean to her loyal bf was like Sailor Moon

its a well made film and had good moments plus felt like he might have to fake being dwad and the bad guy wins

it had me going and has good style

its mostly fun with good action and heart

the acting was good andit shows how Hollywood is evil and takes people oit or ruins em

it you watch it again you migt notice "thats why they did that"

i never saw the 80s show but this was cool, a tribute to stunt work

For Fall Guy 2 I want tom to have survivd being blows off by the fireworks and has no skin, not even on his man thing, so he kidnaps the chick and is gonna takeher skin for himself, and ryan gosling has to go on a quest to find her with kung fu and jumping off things, also its a 2 player 16 bit  beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arat jaguar and gba where 1 player is Ryan and 1 is Ryans understudy and is a different colored ryan and you beat through guys in various movie filming places.