Judas And Jesus Review

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Judas And Jesus

This is my review on Judas And Jesus from the distant future year of 2009 (The year of Robotech)

Its a 15 min short film that this weird somewhat devolved guy suggested I review but often has demented ideas like mixing Violence Jack and steven universe or Urotsukidoji and hazbin hotel

i nevr saw it b4 andknow lttle of it as theres not much info of it online

i got a feeling of dread as I'm gonna do this, I hope this don't make The Creator mad

so its by this guy called David Harvey and after logoswe get a40s cartoon opening

thn a star falls to Eatyh and its AD 0000 whivch is WRONG as rere was no year 0 and it goes from 1 BC to 1 AD

also falling stara are a thing on fallen angel

o at this wood house these kingdonkeys go in a Nativity sceneand everyones a furry

they put of a pine tree andsanta suits and it snows and soldiers go by

then in this occult building with what looks like fertility idols and naked sheep chicks tis red devil imal is oaying guitar and a sheep gives brth to a black goat and feed it milk from t-ts

then in AD 0007 black goat sees the Holy Faily of White goats and sending their Savior Son White Blonde sheep to school with him and a pink sheep maria magdline

I like how they gave The Savior Blonde Hair ad Blue Eyes

he black goat is judas and gets the other sheep to hate the Blonde Sheep by throwing a paper at Him ad they oin i and sting Him up on a cross

Maria goes to help Him and bring Him down as judas is mad

then its AD 0016 and they're teens with jusad smoking and the Good One promoting Love and Peace

Maria tries a smoke but judas drop upskirt if animals wore clothes photos of her and she ditches him

se looks like babs bunny meets Minerva mink and goes with the Good One as do the other sheep

then its AD0030 and jusad is drinking and eating pizza and the Good One is having Thr Last Supper as Maria comes in and judas  too and both are at opposie ends of the long table

The Good One gets mad at Maria being nudeand throws the tablecloth to have her wear which makes her sad and judasgets a pizzaslice adthros it in the chalie which sprays red sause on Him

she taks off her robe and has feet in a barbie high heels poke

later Heputs on a crwn of thorns and whips Himself as do the other sheep adjudas sneaks out to see Maria put on leggings and paint her hors and goofs red hen go outto a sin club

it costs 30 moneys and judas is brokeand gets a wanted poster for The Good One and sells Him out to the soldier

judas gets paid and goes in and sees sheepin a coloseumwith mariaouncing on a sheep and he clma a pile of sheep to get to her and begins b0ning

The The Good One comes in andhas a halo a cross and incense and tells off maria but the guards come in and ask for Him and everyone points at Him

He tears His robe andputs on a thown crown and is taken away

then its day and He carrys a cross in a swarm of sheep and the roman dog peopleCrucify Him with nails in the palms, not wrists like in EReal life andHe's pu on a stage like a rock concert with Jesus Loves You as a banner

The Shee swarm out and string judas upin the moonlight and we see him being lynchedlike in soviet deadwood

then credits roll to rick musican he finally dies

maria hugs him an he crmbles to dust and she poos out a black snake thing in a burthing and becomes a 7 haced black dragon and she goes red and not like the commies in sovet California andinks to it like i Revalation

it burns the sheep away and flys off to the moon, which is associated with the devil in some fotme, and it goes looney toons saying tats all sheeps

the end

that was pretty f'd up

a lot of lust andfurrys andnudes and d0ngs andmilk and  butt

it did have some biblical things, but judas was The Saviors friend ad later betrayed Him

Its like making Them into Optimus and Megatron as eternal rivals

to be fair, its th bad guys doing the lust and b0ning and The Bible does have similar things in it

but this seems kinda unclean

its got decent animation and musc and has hardly any talk

kind of like a 40s crtoon meets p0rn0

its well made but is kinda unholy

i probably wont watch it again, but it does have refs like thw beast of revalation and the wh=re of Babylon andthe evil being slain but reviving

its a new take but like if looney toons were done by Go Nagai with bible refs and lust, but not in a good way like Go Nagai does, but more of an unpleasant wa, like lady gaga and her hermaphrodite p0r0

its just not a comfy thing to watch

and to the guy who wanted me to do this, edgar, i see why you wanna mix bible refs, anime and cr-ppy cal arts sows, cuz u watched too much of this cr-p!!

I kinda regret watching this

aw f--k, now i gotta write a seqiel to this

For Judas And Jesus II I want it to be a sci fi action thing of the Holy Warriors fighting at Armageddon with a grand colossal fight with angels and humans or furrys or w/e in mech armor like before noas flood after it was resdiscovered and unsealed and fighting organic daemon ships that look lie devolved plants and bugs.  Also its a 128 bit flight game like Robotech Battlecry on  Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, Ps2 and xbox where you play as a human you create a character of and do missions ro fight the enemies in oganic demonflesh ship and buildings.