Myra Breckinridge Review

 Note i spell better than a man in a dress

Myra Brecenruidge

This is Ore Samma No Review of Myra Breckinridge from the distant future year (to Bela Lugosi) of 1970 (50 years before Transformers Super Gd Master Force)

Its directed by David Giler who was a writer for aliens, alien III, 1st blood, Beverly hills cop 2, the man from uncle, and other things

Its writer by back door gore vidal and the book was attacking Gender

Back when I was a teen I had gender issues and got over em as my fam and loved ones cared for me enough to not go with my delusions, So seeing people promote it to kids in the 2020s was like an ex junkie seeing metyh sold to kids.

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I never saw this but it got a lot of hate and back door gore disponwed it. critics said its "as funny as a child mo les tier" but not everyone gets woody allen

after logo we get a hand written note from Myron Breckenridge saying he ota act out hs fantasies nd this if rally widescreen and in 70s color

then we see a guy at a play or s dungeon or spa or movi thing and singing lite and cr-ppy

a dr comes in and sez if u cut it off it wont grow ba ck and i think its an operating room and he suggests circimsizing him but he dont care ad they talk of implants

the dr has a smoke in his mouth andtheres an audience and they applaude and we geta clip of Shirley temple singing a song about smiling and feet on the star walk of fame and the guy walking to see Raquel dancingin a dress to credits and showing undies in a twirl and a bra like top

then we see a nuke and clips of Raquel saying its myra Breckenridge and Myron died to make myra and myra is the fulfillment of his dreams

after clips of a classic babsemale game, Raquel sez the reason to come to holywood isto destroy the American Male and will go after a relative, like many feminists and boory boys wanna do

Raquel goes to this studio and meets a cowboy guy who asks if Raquel cantake it and gloria swanson was one of his students and lana turner

Raquel claims the name is myra and wife of his late nephew Myron andit shock him off his plastic horse with classic movie clips and claims Myron didn't leave a penny and claims the dead mom wanted Myron to have the property she had and wants Raquel  to have it

cowboy is uncle buck not like the john candy movie and buck dont wanna give it so Raquel wants to see lawyers bubuck offers to take Raquel in and claims he senses Breckenridge blood in Raquel who wants 1000$ a month that uncle buck wants to keep quiet

a frooty blackasaur comes in and is a student and buck has back issues and they cut to a 3s film of a chick german in military dress singing

then we see buck wating a chick in wait its Raquel  i think saying howamerican woman want men to b0ne em w/o consent and in 1935-1945 no unimportant films were mande in America and buck gets hard looking at Raquel 

sodomus blakasaur talks with a guy named irving and blackasuar says he ised to be jewish but had a transformation, wih i thnk is race transition surgery like beta males who wanna be Korean do

then a swarm of people watching a love scene being filmed and i think this is an academy that teches acting or w/e

irving asks blacakaur is hes a faeg and he dont know as i gues he isn't fully turned

buck gets a masaausge by a black possible woman and tells a recorder he should have thrown Raquel out on the a55 and masaguser smachks his a55

in an acting class this chick dont wanna be touched and teacher sez to touch and this is how Weinstein happened

we see a cowboy in a big white hat ride around a studio and this guy was in a fe wscenes b4 and Raquel  wants to brign back star quality with a close up on the mouth as Raquel talks of teaching posture class and talks of a guys big b0ner and having a bimbo gfs whos probably ret-reded

buck comes in wearing the white hat and i guess that was hm and he feels the shoulders of a blonde like biden on an 8 year old and Raquel sez the people were taught cr-p and buck sez the staff were commies and faegs but are pros

Raquel  leaves and buck complains of Raquel making the staff look bad and the stufends talsk of views on wanting to b0ne Raquel/finding Raquel weird

then at a talent agency mae west is ms van allen, which is a name if a guy i knew in grade school and hated, and is proof against the dangers of feminism

we get a clip of a 30s movie with a guy lik Skunk i Astro Boy saying he lets squealers have it in the belly, like Tommy Wiseau b0ning a belly button, and i think Tom Sellack is meeting mae and yah its him and his credit is a bed and he never saw a bed in an office b4

they egt close and we get clips of 30s military guys and a guy carrying a long piece of wood and mae sends him out an we see the wood go the other way implying b0ning

a cowboy whos 6'7 comes by and she wangts the 7 inches(like my uncut weener) and it cuts Raquel  talking of the past with spike jones and other things being better in the past but this chick with her never heard of past singers/actors

the chick is mary anne like giligans island and sez she can b a good singer but she wants to be with Rusty and settle down with him and be a loving wife and mother

Raquel trys to talk her outta her dream and sends her off then wigs out over singers from decades ago and how she wants to have 4 kids and  the lie of overpopulation and hates her genes going on despite Raquels choices

irving whines with Raquel about Raquels lan to destroy the Traditional man to lower population and  make people happier(will they own anything?) and Raquel primises to give irving mae, mary arnn and Rusty but cant do Buck and starts undressing irving and does mouth stuff to him off screen

btw i assume this had the mainstrwam hate em for outing their plans to make men candya55 and breed less

as he's being moutheded he phantasizes of this blonde talks of food and feeds him a banana and peanut butter(poop ) jelly(blood ) whipped cream(spurm ) znd has him have a hot dog and this just went Eiken withouht the G Cup bikini chicks

then it cuts gto this guy popping champaign and blasting foam in his face, classy

then we see Raquel talkig of tarzan and the amazon movie was great even though a guy sez its cr-ppy cuz its not realistic and Raquel asks if the REAL Savior was as good as HB Warmer or Jeffery Hunter, which He IS and couldn've saved Raquels character if only asked

then we see buck with some bikini chick he carrys on his back and Raquel goes aon about the 50s Tarzan and has to be reminded who played Jane and talks of her in James Bond with a blowtorch at his parts

then Buck comes in and tells her to stop ruining his students and she compares it to lying to someone who's sick and telling em not to get an operation, and he says its like saying he's got hope to stay happy in the last bit

Raquel sez she got the f ups of the culture in thr class and threatens to take away the business which he says he questuns if Raquel married  myron and Raquel slaps him and fakes saying it was a fake one

mae is being driven and the cops asks if she's o and she sez a car is following her and wants to be introduced to him

an italiano goes to meet mae and sez hes from feliniand is romantic on her as he's super gay for her and wants to be her man

kinda f'd as her boyfeienrd in real life was italiano and got her pregnant and she killed their kid and he couldn't handle her evil and ditched her

Raquelgoes to see Buck and not to f==k who she slaps a whip to make him stand but Buck reveals he boned up on Raquel an found Bron wasn't married as theres no record of it in America but Raquel reveals it was in mexico

later a guy called charlie comes out of a movie implied to be p0rn0 and meets Buck and is disgusted by the filth n movies today and saw a movie of people b0ning (each other, not animals or plants or items or fungus) as you gotta know ur enemy

Buck wants to have Charlie plant drugs or something on Raquel and Charclie sez its not only the b0ning but queers and Buck sez its destroying the nation(spoiler: he called it!!)

then we see a guy telling students, i think its the touching scene guy from b4, of a guy who wans to take a girl to the prob but has a crotch disease and she wants to do stuff with him

then a naked hetero crouple running from a lawn with birds and Raquel meetsRusty and sez the reason Raquel picks on him is thinking he's got something special

Rusty sez he broke ribs and has back cr-p and Raquel has him walk to the wall and back and asks to dance and has he needs to stand straight wants him to take off the shirt to see where the muscle broke and has him stand against the wall with hands on the wall and pulls down his panks off his a55

then film clips of vaiorus things and some naked people in sm like spande at a party, kinda like a sailor moon character, and mae comes in with people drinking liquor and having painted on outfits

i think irving comes in this room with Raquel and we get clips of a classic film with chatanooga choo choo

later buck has mae come by and Raquel claims to have reccomened mary anne  to mae but mary is worried of Rusty whos got issues and Raquel promises to take care of it

mae comes in and sez the gayboys will take over the business as everyoes on drugs and Raquel comes by and sez her brain is the only one close to Myron in brains as Myron wrote a book on it and mae thinks Myron is a queer

unlike in real life, Raquel and mae get along and Raquel sez how stars are like gods who get replaced by new ones and mae wants men and Raquel offers rusty and buk dont want him as rusty got busted for parole

mae sez she's getting an award; the golden phaIIis (like in family guy where btian won a w00dy for directing xxx?) and she wants a man bank of men to use for her lusts and Raquel asks God to bless America and mae for Him to hep America(Which god?)

mae calls the judge and judge is against the commies and tells Raquel to be aware and how the NRA stands between commie take over and Freedom(like with china and England and cuba falling w/o guns?)

judge has a smoke and mary anne is bummed for her love and Raquel brings him back and tey all hug and go off an we see some 30s clip then some musical with tribal women holding large plastic bananas then maw goes on to sing a song

rusty sez jail wouldn't be so bad if not for all the faeggitz and how he don't like men trying to b0ne him, as men should be men and mary anne talks of thing men should be like and how they otta be normal

Raquel asks("whats normal" and mary anne bmboly sez "what the majority sez" which is not true as many places have deviants and monsters running things

mae goes on to sing with a buncha adricanized men dancing nd is singing 5kanky and is kind of a rap but like chef in south park singing of b0ning

then buck comes by the pool with some hags by it and a blonde in the water and then meets come corboys and hay its andy devine, not the cross desser calling himself divine or the yugioh character divine censored to sayer to avoid kids looking up the sodomite, as they learned their lesson calling johan Anderson jesse Anderson, a real life murderer, and didn't call go Onizuka o j gacy

after a poker game buck comes home and has Asian food and this blonde has a Swedish massage thing thats for beating a55

rusty goes by Raquels place and thanks Raquel for getting mary anne work at maes and Raquel ihas him take off his shirt to get a thing of his spine forthe chiropractor and   stands on a scale and rakes off his shoes for height and weight

he's 174 lbs and 6'1 and f u metric system burn in h-ll and suck millions of d0ngs (billions in metric)

Raquel has rusty stand behnd a screen and get undressed and rusty is polish like a real man and rusty is unsure of this as something up and gets his moth looked in

Raquel wants to take his tempature in the a55 and he dont want it and Raquel straps his arms down so he don't move during the spine tracing and sticks it in and asks of his diseases he had and he didn't have em as he was checked out in soviet Mexico and was clean

rusty isn't comfy and thinks somethings wron and Raquel se he has a lot ot learn and Raquel will teach him and takes off the labcoat and ins in a skimpy outfit with American flags and ties a fake b0ner on offscreen and sez ther no such thing as manhood and that it died with burt Lancaster ad we see clips of films like a naked gun thing and Raquel b0ning his a55 with a plastic b0ner as he screamsand Raquel makes chimp screams andwe see a d=m burst and and ciry burn and other things

afterard Raquel is pooped and not in the butt way and worn out from b0ning him and  unstraps him after sodomizing him like many guys go through in Hollywood like cory feldman and haim

is this why THEY had the reviewers hate it? for exposing THEY're deviancy and secrets?

he leaves and Raquel has him thank Raquel for all the trouble and we see laurel and hardy like "it hurt me more than you" and crying implying the were b0ning

Raquel calls mary ann over and tells Irwin the plan to seduce rstys girl after b0ning him as a ritual for both genders

mary anne is upset rusty is gone and sez rusty is sick of women and Raquel fakes not being part of it and hates on men and sez things wll work out fine and has her stay with them and offers her mens jammies

Raquel claims to want a girly evening and talk of losing virginity and sez rusty isn't good enuff for her

mae calls and thanks Raquel for rusty and hs been using him for lusts to waste his spurm on her dead womb

buck talks with a guy wait its Charlie and has Raquel come in and Raquel wants 900 000 $ and Charlie is his accountant and buck was friends with charlies dad

Charlie confronts Raquel over a fake marriage thing and Raquel gets all weepy and  sez buck paid off a girl  he b0ned pregnant to chop up their unborn kid as he didn't wanna marry her

Raquel claims a dr whos big will explain he was a witness to the weeding andRaquel wants 1 millio $, which is nothing today

the dr is a super dentist and is working n a chicks mouth and Raquel calls him and hes smoking a cigar and come over later to prove it in a meetung with Charlie, some guy i forgot, of te anti p0rn0 guy, and buck and anti p0rn0 guy asks hat dentist thinks of all the p0rn0

Charlie sez theres no proof of myrons death and Raquel claims it was a car accident that the body was never found, but thats not accepted

so Raquel reveals the truth and stands up on the desk and shows crotch and reveals myra is actually Myron and got surgery to fake being a chick 2 year ago in butt f--k copanhaigen, which i think the gaijin took over s divine punishment for its sins

we never see his parts and i avoiding saying his gender as not to ruin the surprise

he ties buck to a thing as buck sez he'd tell the wol myrons secret and wat he's nt and is getting a masauge

this is like a really f'd up go nagai manga like Lovely Angel with Nora Jean but less hermaphrodites

later Myron is in bed with mary anne and se likes him even feeling he up but mary anne is over rusty which is bad as they were a good couple and got ruined by dat booty boy

mary anne loves Myron and calls him Myron and cant b0ne him and wishes there was a man like him and wishes Myron was a man(which i think means has a weener)

black guys in the audience; datz a man maury, dats a man!!

later Myron gets run over by irving andwe getta sepi death scene from some move and wait i think its the real Myron before the surgery and he's in a white suit like the booty oy fromsuddenly last summer

we get audio of shirly temple of te good ship lollipop and Myron wakes up in the hospital and asks "where are my t-ts"

he talks wih a guy abou movies and gets a needle to devolve him ad notices a blonde nurse whos maye anne and a magazine of Raquel welch and sez "u wouldn't understand how i feel about mary anne, shes Donald duck tooth paste and strays"

then credits to myron and raqueldancing and leving in a car.

the end

that was weird, bur prophetic

it shows how THEY wanted to ruin both genders and go against The Creator's plan

its well made and is kinda like Babylon from the 2020s showing hw evil howwywood is

it makes many refs to things like a youtube poop or naked gun and its kinda pioneering

it was rated x but might get a pg13 in some areas depending on swearing

no d0ngs or crotches but a bit of nips and some gayness

its a weird movie and is like that Sailor Moon ep where Emerald was using black magic to make people feel sick to take poison "meds" to corrupt em

its no horrible but has horrible views and messages and the main character is the bad guy who ruins things for his own purvursions

in the end its all a dream and non canon

at least no real people were ruined, except i real life with those lusty greedy evil producers preying on the innocent and feeding on their fluids

I don't think its the worst movie ever, but for its time its a bit much

For Myra Breckinridge 2 I want Myron to try to do his scheme for real but loos like a devolved man in a dress and gets beat up by guys he trues o seduce as he thinks he looks like Raquel. Also he comes after the nurse thinking its mary anne but her real name is lynn beth and she don't like him and in the end wen Myron tries to b0ne her, she gets a shot hun and blows his limbs off and sews his butt shut with a sewing needle. Also its a fighting game where you play as different characters and beat on myro in creative ways on 8 bit master system and game gear, nes and gb, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800. Also is a mini game side story of the real rusty meeting and courting the real mary anne and myron trying to b0ne him but gets beat down each time, and in the end they get married and have a dozen blonde kids.