Wednesday, October 16, 2024

A Man Alone Review

 Note: I spell manly

A Man Alone

Tis is my revuiew on A Man Alone frm the distant future year to Lon Chaney of 1955 50 years before Trandformers The Movie)

Its directed by Ray Milland who did Panic in Year Zero! which was good so i hope this will be

it stars Ray Milland from Piccadilly/Dial M for Murder/the 60s King of Kings/Panic in Year Zero!/X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes, Mary Murphy from Ward Bond from the 20s Noah's Ark/The Affairs of Cellini/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/They Made Me a Criminal/Gone with the Wind/Son of Frankenstein/The Grapes of Wrath/Kit Carson/Santa Fe Trail/Sergeant York/The Maltese Falcon/It's a Wonderful Life/The Quiet Man/Hondo/The Searchers, John Russell from Yellow Sky/The Gal Who Took the West/Frenchie/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pale Rider, Fort Massacre, Raymond Burr from Adventures of Don Juan/Fort Algiers/Rear Window/Godzilla, King of the Monsters!/Airplane II: The Sequel, Arthur Space from The Cockeyed Miracle/Tomahawk/50s A Star Is Born/20 Million Miles to Earth/Taggart/The Shakiest Gun in the West/The Swarm/50-s Dennis the Menace/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons, Lee Van Cleef from Kansas City Confidential\The Lawless Breed\Joe Dakota\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\For a Few Dollars More\The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\Escape from New York\The Rifleman\The Andy Griffith Show/The Road To Denver, Alan Hale GX from The Big Trees/Destry/The Indian Fighter/Hang 'Em High/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian/Gilligan's Island/60sv Batman/Rescue from Gilligan's Island/ALF, Thomas Browne Henry fropm Tulsa/Samson and Delilah/Deadline – U.S.A./50s Julius Caesar/The Robe/The Violent Men/20 Million Miles to Earth/Airport, Grandon Rhodes from White Heat/Indian Uprising/Cripple Creek/Them!/50s A Star Is Born, Martin Garralaga from Casablanca/

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I never saw this but its giving on Grit and that usually has good films

fter title and logos and creitds in widescreen and 50s color we see a cowbow going through a wasteland and his horse falls

he checks it and finds blood so he blows the horse out and after checking the items like saddle goes on foot through the wasteland and puts money in his shirt lie chicks stuffing their bras

he cuts a cactus and eat it and blows out a snake rattlng at him, which it shows unlike the horse being capped offscreen

later he comes across some bodies and 1 guy has a bullet hole n his face b some horses

he feels the deaf womans hair like bi den on teen girls who are currently alive and goes through their things like swigging their water and finds a dead little girl in the cart

main guy lets a horse free and covers the dead with blankets and rides a horse off as the wind blows sand on em

he goes 2 a dark dusty tow at night and wait its the free hrses who did and alan hale GX is the sherrif asguys play cards

the undertaker has low business as the guys joke of it and the Mexican who saw the horses tells the guys

main guycomes in and sherrif goes out but a buncha guys come at him and open fire w/o axking who he is or why he's there or his side like the media on a guy accused or something THEY dn't like

he escapes and a guy in a tux talks with guys and a geezer sez hes shocked they iced the people including a kid anda bada55 sez the people saw his face and they can go back and scalp the bodies to blame apache

main guy hears and geezer goes ot and fires on the darkness but tux guy wh was steve martin in Godzilla caps geezer names luke and main guy escapes

the townsfolk say main guy held up the coach and took the money and martin sez main guy capped luke and sends the guys after him

man guy hides in ahouse and turns on a light which might ive him away and cuts a piece of meat to lube the water pump sink for a drink

theres cats there and he eats a canned peach with a knife and gives em syrup

theres a sandstorm and no one saw his face and i think main guy shot the sherrif which i missed a part where sherrif came behind him and readied his gun and main guy shot him with a quik turn

now it makes sense why they were after him, my dad filled me in dring a commercial

in the day this blonde sees theres 7b cats andlves there and wants to name em after 7 wonders of the wor;d or w/e, maye the 7 deadly sins, andgoes through items ti soft music like a dress

main guy nearly leaves but goes out into the house from the basementand can't open the door as its full of sand

he sneaks around and catches blonde at gunpoint but puts his gun away and sez he came in the celler door but she sez theres 2 feet of sand on it

he sez he came ib last night and had  a jar of peaches and they getta long andhe answers her question of 7 wives 7 cats and 7 kits or w/e going to st ives and she sez sthe answer is 1 as shes going there and they came from there

he learns they treat those with yellow fever (RACIST!!!!!!)  and hides there with a gun on herand hopes she wont out him and the dr comes in to treat the sherrif

dr sez sherrif needs rest and attention and she needs sleep and they have coffee and tells her of the guy icing luke and sherruf and he's probably still in town

she suspects main guy who books it and dr hears andgoes out saying keep the door locked and dont let anyone in

main guy is there and sez he'd staeven if theres yellow feaver and sherrif wait its her dad is spzzing out andhe ad chick help him

turns out alan young i mean hale is the deputy and sherrif is the dad and  hale comes to and gives a description and they make a sketch

he gives her20$ in 1800s mobey to pay for his time there and food an talks of how he didn't cap luke in the bank but his name is wes steele and is an outlaw like robinhood and a  gundam i mean gunman

his dad didn't use guns and got capped by ome so he ecame supe gun good to defend himself

then dr comes by and asks if he came ack and she sez no one came in since he left and is told the guy iced the coach and it wasn't apache and shes upset for the girl

shes told to keep a gun handy and shoot 1st bit when she comes in e sez he didn't do it and the town shoots 1st at him and cr-p

she gives him til datk to et out and later a lady tells main chick something I mssed

main guy is gonna leave but goes upstairs and to soft music ges her in ed and takws off her shows andshe wakes up b4 b0ning can happen

he checks the dad andgves him water and its playing soft music and he checks the paper with a cr-ppy drawing of him looking nohing like him saying killer at large

the next day she walks in like a nina and thanks him for putting her to bed and that he looks nothing like the picture

they talk of how luke was talking with a gy but she sez it can't be him who iced him and how luke fired on main guy but main didn't reyurn fire

after a dr stops by main guy is gonna go as they are looking for the bad drawing and hes gonna go to a place Wesley steele is a name not a legnd

he suggests shes running away w/o running and has a box in the celler but she sez its her hope chest ad dad dont like it so she hides it

he sez dad wont let her grow up and they smooch to get back at daddy like dating a gaijin

later the town has a sevice fo the coach guys who got iced nd tux martin gives a speech thatthey gotta get revenge even though The Bible sez no and he's taking watch over the bodies 1dt

like the gov icing people and saying "imma look into this nd do my best to help you"

man guy comes in to the church and introduces himself to tux martin and sez who he is and what he did how he knows tux martin iced his partner

tux martin  offers to help him or join him but man guy dont trust him and tux martin drops his gun claiming nt to be a gun man and that main guy can't shoot an unarmed man

main guy beats on him but gets hit a few times bit main gy punches him in te ut to get him fist pregnant and leaves him there blood and beat

main guy goes back to i think dr's place and bada55 guy wo iced the kid seez em

he tells chick tu martin was behind it and he beat him then blictetee blacks out from damage

dr treats him for a concussion and that the town knows hes here.

the townnies come up and dr sez he dont fit the description and has yellw fver and the dont care and are gnna ice him

chick fires to keep em away but dad comes out and is better and sez he'd handle it and inside when he fids wes steele is there, don't believe its him who helped a sherrif

dad thinks chick is b0ning him an she sez hes got dirty thoughts so he slaps her and she sez he does it again she'd ice him

dr sez drs and sherrifs oath to protect things and he upholds lives and shwrrif upholds the law and keeps the innocent safe

sherri tells the people he'd not give them their meat puppet and to get leg irons as wes aint going

he wakes up in cains like an indentured servant if they had non Wites un the 1800s andshe comforts him and sez he can get him proven

chick sez she heard dad talking in his fever and that he gts his house free and 110$ a month and tuxedo martin was paying his way

dad sez main guy iced a man in the back and shot a deputy but chck sez he disnt mention the coach

she msez he wasn't round during a robbery but he sez no one was iced there and he taught her right fro wrong but if he runs her he;d ice him

so dr sez main guy is doing better and didn't have yellow fever and chick comforts main guy whothinks hes gonna get it and dad sees

later chic gets a gun and dad sez if wes steels had it would ice 5 men incluing him but she sez the girl didn't have a chance w/o one

chick wants dad to come out about being part of it and dad talks of how mom was hot like her and the hard country iced her from dry wells and no windmill turn for over 200 days and over 1000 cows die

can you hear the lambs, screaming?

dad went to work for 6 cents an hour and when he came back she was starved and h had no choice on how the west was too hard and the easters don't gte how bad it is

she was 2 when her mom bit it and he had to make a deal with tuxedo martin and then goes to free main guy and gives him his gun and main guy wnts to ice the guy who did the crime

sherrif dad let him out the celler door and leades him out in the wasteland and tells him to get to soviet Colorado and through the wicked apache lands

dad sez he wants chick to marry a gy with a long life and he'd handle the town and they go in opposite directions

dad comes back and tells dr and chick he let main guy go and didn't think he did it but dr wants the court to decide despite a rigged jury

chick wants to skip toen but he dont wanna and some kids look at the spooky old tree where they strung up the bad guys like in the bearenstain bears like with the black bears

tuxedo martin has a bandaid on his head and word happens there sno lynching and the people get p-ssed and come to his home

they say he let the guy go as main guy is b0ning his daughter and he slugs the guy and jumps in the corwd

they swarm him and tear him apart, flesh by chucnk and eat as he screams "choak on them"

jk really they go to lnch him but main guy comes in and fires wasting a bullet and tells em to let him go and he'd ice the 1st who goes for a gun and can take out a lot of em b4 h goes down

they let sherrif frre and he sez tuxedo martin is behind it  and tuxedo wants him iced like tieh cl in tin and those who have dit on him

1 guy runs out and sz main guy is telling the truh as he works for tuxedo martin but is gunned down and main guy goes in the enemy base and takes out more guys working for tuxedo martin

he wastes lee vab n clef who loks mongo loid or some other kind of Asian wit those eyes andtuxedo martin has main guy at gunpont but dont fire cuz hes a j=rk off

dad gets tuxedo martin at gunpoint and instead of both sending each othe to h=ll,  he brings him in and tells chick to go off with wes steele and leave him in this cesspoole town

but main guy sez he's staying and this town will get better

then end

that was pretty good

expected the dad to get it but i guess he came clean and it attoned for his crimes

good actingand writing

the filing was well done

much of it is visual and no dualogue so its like a 20s film

its got good atmosphere and style and the color is pretty good

nice twists to the formula but staying true to it

i liked it and its a solid fim

For A Man Alone 2 I want the trial of the bad guy to happen and after hes found gulty he declare-s a curse on the town to have everyone die in a year after he's executed. So the main guy and dad go on a quest to find a curse remover item to save the town and fight various animals an d cryptids to get it in this temple from long ago. Also its a 16 bit metroidvania on Seg Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 or 2 guys fight in a series of room cubes to get to the core and fight bosses to get ancient high tech to beat the guardian daemon and get the item.

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