Note: I spell devolved, but the gut I'm doing this fr makes me seem normal
King Of Fools
This is my review on King Of Fools from the distant furure year to Kaneto Shozawa of 2004 (The year after Astro Boy)
Its directed by Olaf Encke who did juas and Jesus which was really f'd up, but he's german so i kinda see the weird p0rn0 thing fitting
its got no actors and is like 8 mins, which isn't that long and I'm not sure I can write enough for a real review on this, but I can try
This devolved guy keeps wanting me to review these weird lusty animations and wants to make a cross of Urotsukidoji and steven universe
Well the last thing he wanted Ore Samma to review was kinda f'd up, but I'll do this cuz I'm nice
Even though I dumped on morgan spurlock hours after he went back to h=ll in my review on his propaganda cr-p
so it stars in a cuty wth big apartment houses and a greenfrog at a stool drnking what i think is beer ir spurm
this deer furry walks by looking like the ones from that jusad thing and having a big butt but not as big as Natasha Crown
froggo makes frog sounds to attract her but she dont like it cuz thats interspecies
what if this was froggy from Sonic, the pet/lover of big the cat?
so he sucks in air and inflates but not like in deviant art and turns int a panther with muscles and poses and wiggles his tail like a d0ng
the shape shifting frog wants to b0ne the deer who dont like him and he pops like a balloon as he deer has dark nips
frog turns into a bat or gremlin or we and piano lays as i rubs a wine glass but deer don like it and it acts sad
trying to win sympathy with fake tears like a woman
deer licks her fingers and grabs him by the d0ng and slams him on the ground and sits on him, then eats him into her a55 and he's got his face on her butt cheek
jk really she puts out the candle and the wine glasses crumbles to dust
frog disintegrates and then comes back as av bird with a long beak like a vulture ad talks with blah blah and acts like an art critic
then he flips through the book and shows an occult image of the deer and frog on a circle as this sirecter is a satanist
bird rps the book and pages fly out ad then is a monkey fluppingand doing tricks like juggling on a unicuvle
deer still dont like t and mobke burps up a green dog that goes up t her with big eyrs and rolls on the groundand licks her foot lustily like a weird fetish
then turns into a panther, then the gremlin then monkey then bird then panther then dog
then turns into devolved mizes of the forms and then a pile of goo with several heads on tendrils like some weird h anime
finally it goes back to frog and deer chic walks off with her big butt moving around and frog lusts for it like hes straight unlike soviet california
frog jumps on her and clings to her a55 and deer pulls him off but his limbs stretch like stretch Armstrong and not lance Armstrong who did a lot of good for raising money for research
she pulls him off and hes all defvoved and i thik just tried b0ning her woc with out consent like frenchies and in sibnk a55 india
he goes bac to the table and beats his head on the table and breaks his cup and puts a piece of it on his head like a crown that makes him bleed
then we see him as a big cat in a sports car n then a newspaper saying hes crippled in a car accident
then he gremlin in therapy and a newspaper saying he suicided
then the bird in a public reading then paper saying hes got brain damage
then monkey partying and paper sez dead from drugs like that criminal who puta gun to a pregnant chicks belly ater breaking into her place and said he'd blow out her and her kid
then the dog back home watching tv and paper sez he bit it in a tv chair wth the tv on ad his bones in it
rhen frog with a video camera and paper showing him with a bunch of deer on an island and its life magazine and hes a new star cuz of it
then cedits to some sng
the end
that wasnt so bad
kinda like a 30s cartoon like red hot rding hoot but lustier
good animation
shows how people act like they aint to win chicks
shows the dangers of cr-p like the ending of everyone getting f'd
didn't expect the good ending for the frog
the music was decent and fit
its at least not a butt f==king p0rn0 like his last one
its not bad, but seems to do that furry thing
not as well as Minerva mink in animaniacs
but its not bad
if youre a furry or w/e you might like the thicc deer more
I did this for you edgar, hope you like it
For King Of Fools 2 I want the frog to be tired of all the deer bimbos and go on a quest to find is 1st love and follow clue to clue on a grand adventure across ww2 ruined cities as its rectonned to be the 40s and fighting people devolved by the chemcals used in the war into mutants and cannibals. Also its a 16 bit platformer on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you do Bubsy and Sonic Things like Radical Rex and Aero The Acro Bat.
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