Pirate Radio Review

 Note: i spell like a pirate of butts

Pirate Radio

This is my review on Pirate Radio from the distant furture year to roger c car,mel of 2009 (the year of robotech season 1)

its directed by Richard Curtis who did nothing I saw and was called the boat that rocked in soviet England

it stars Philip Seymour Hoffman from Twister/The Big Lebowski/Patch Adams/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Punch-Drunk Love/Red Dragon/Cold Mountain/Mary and Max/The Ides of March/Law & Order/Arthur, Tom Sturridge from Mary Shelley, Bill Nighy from Underworld/Shaun of the Dead/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End/G-Force/Astro Boy/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Rango/Total Recall reboot/Jack the Giant Slayer, openly welsh Rhys Ifans from Notting Hill/The Replacements/Little Nicky/The Shipping News/Hannibal Rising/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/the butt f--king The Amazing Spider-Man, faith traitor Nick Frost from Shaun of the Dead/The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn/Snow White and the Huntsman/Supernanny(ew)/Phineas and Ferb, Tom Brooke from Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason/The Death of Stalin/Sherlock, Rhys Darby from Trolls/aids bag Modern Family/Hot in Cleveland/2010s Thunderbirds Are Go/devolved Voltron: Legendary Defender/gay a55 We Bare Bears/Bob's Burgers Duncan / Quincy Cox/Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The Venture Bros/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/Yo Gabba Gabba!/Late Night with Seth Meyers(soviet seth), Katherine Parkinson from Sherlock/The Kennedys, opely irish and Faith Hater Chris O'Dowd from the 2010s Gulliver's Travels/Bridesmaids(f--k dat abomination)Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children/the 2010s The Twilight Zone, Tom Wisdom from 300/Hannibal, Ralph Brown from Alien 3/Wayne's World 2/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Lexx/Exorcist: The Beginning/Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist/Life on Mars/Jack the Giant Slayer/The Blacklist/Turn: Washington's Spies, Kenneth Branagh from Chariots of Fire/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/Othello/Wild Wild West/The Road to El Dorado/Rabbit-Proof Fence/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Dunkirk/Murder on the Orient Express/Death on the Nile/Oppenheimer/Shackleton/Walking with Dinosaurs/World War 1 in Color, Sinead Matthews from Pride & Prejudice 2005, Jack Davenport frpm The Talented Mr. Ripley/Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/The Good Wife,mrs elon musk Talulah Riley who got him to free twitter from 2005 Pride & Prejudice, Openly Brittish Creator hater Emma Thompson (ene enema) from Much Ado About Nothing/The Remains of the Day/Junior/Treasure Planet disney version not the weird a55 hungarian one/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Nanny McPhee/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/I Am Legend/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Bridget Jones's Baby/Cheers/bytt pl=g Saturday Night Live, and a buncha guys i never saw in anything and are probably from back door, candy a55, aids bag, banaa crammer sodonm bottm, frooty booty, gender offender, cri;e nipplsoviet beta male England which does everything wrong that Amerca soes right

after logos we get a boy going to bed andlistening to the raiot and title and credits to a song of eople vhimp i mean rocking out

then this guy is sent by his mom to be on a boat with bill nighy and back door bill finds his mom hot and might wanna b0ne her

after meeting the crew we see em airing music on a boat then they play charades but by telling emclues instead of acting it out

in a meeting the high rank brits wanna shut down pirate radio who int breaking laws and the elites want em silenced as big gov dont like dissenters

main guy the count is gonna be the 1st to say the f word on the air but abck door billy sez he elites and gov will hate em more

he sez sorry we cant then turns to a song andesez "its ust a little f--k" and billy wnes about em sayinh f==k over and over then finds the radio was on

the gov sez how the gov can make laws to make things THEY don't lie illegal and this glasses guy wants a gy to change his haircut ashe dont like it

in America, its WE The People, in englandm its, we who are subservient to the regent

so the boat has no women but 1 chick is queer so they otta say no one here likes men and they get to invite a woan once a month to probably b0ne

1 guy sez how he likes having small parts like in syink a55 india and can ave smaller undies

the people smoke faegs and joints and they go by a boat of 5kanks and wants to b0ne em

so a firl comes on board and the fatty wants to b0n her cuz its always fat dudes not fat chckscz THEY wanna trn us queer

a guy goes in a dark room withthe chic ut she turns on the ligt and its not fata55 and they scream and he leaves

the gov guy wants to end rock radio in 12 month and chooses a guy to do it

at dinner this hippie or hobo looking guy is bob ho does the morning show from 3-6 am and no one noticed him b4

the brit gov wants to make advertising withthings the gov dont like illegal even though its the companies mney and the gov shouldn't tell em what to do like ussr china cuba and England

so the pirates get a guy named gavin who was a legend or w/e so people will pay their bills ofschore and in other areas so its not endland doing it

man, we're nearly an hou in, that felt like noting i mean nothing

so vagin i mean gavin like spinner in Degrassi with the aids bags does well and more stations spring up and glasses wants to find a lop hole in the law like big gov does to those it can't ompete with

back door billy invites his niece mary awnne like giligans island or the fat chck ho married openly briiither alleged male littleuriboh to meen the teen or we on board and he wa ts borrow a c0nd0m from the fata55

and by borrow it means hes gonnareturn it after use full of spurm and aids and poop and as teen talks with mary anne, fata55 meets em anmentions the c0nd0m and she talks of it

he sez he loves her and makes excies for wanting to b0ne her and throw the c0nd0m out the window in the sea topoison the fish with the lube on it that rots your parts

they kiss and she wants another c0nd0m and he brings her to his room o do butt stuff and gets another c0nd0m from gavin who sez rince it out and reuse it and when he gets back finds her in bed with fata55 who looks like Jonah hill but less evolved

she couldn't wait 10 mins ad had to b0ne someone, if she makes it to the 80s she gon get hiv

the gov sez cuz a boat f'd out and the calls for help disnt get through as the band they used was usedby rock radio and they wanna use that agains em, even though the gov kills more people than that

1 guy founda new gf called Lenore like the chipette and wants to marry erand main d phipl Seymore horowitzhas a stag party where they poison themselves wt chronic and liquor

1 guy wonders why teens om sent him here to get put straight and its a place of lust and drgs and suggests his long lost dad is on the boat after ditching em

1 guy suggests they trick the public to agree with em and use a marine offence act to make pirate raio illegal

so they have a counterfeirt marriage as thre's no prest orholiness and its like reading calvin at hobbes at a school library and saying its a real bar mitzvah

back door billy marrys em and after he admits their b0ning was cr-ppy he gets her tea and toast and his wife ins in love with gavn who wont marry her but let her marry him and live with him in sinas his woman is with a better man like with Trudeau

husband dont like how his woman is cheeting on him and she sez she'd be b0nig gavin and friend zoned him like seiya in sailor sara

so he dumps her even though its not a real marriage andshe goes back to the land

the crew confronts gavin for his sins andhe thinks he did nothing wrong and b0ned her once and phillip seynoe horowit sez nam is nothing to the pain gavin will get

they have a game of chickenwhere theyclimp the radio tower wh is not how chicke works, in chickeh they drive off a cliff and last to jump out wns

they go up and Philip snormy butts want to queer out but gavin dont wanna and they et to the topof the tower and gavin jumps off int0o the endless sea

Philip Seymore buts jumps and the hoffman and gavin admit they were wrong on air

aftr goofing off they play "i hve never" and lesbian like in violence jack with evil town and tom cat, sez she never bned a man and 1 guy on hee did b0me a dude

gavin reveals he never b0ned a chick and pooted but its the runs and splorged in the bed and fata5 revealed he did

93% would vote for the pirats than the gov and the ov guy want toshut down the pirates and not tell anyone

some chicks come on the boat and  is anna mary who sez sorry for b0ning that guy and they g to teens room or w/e t b0ne

the lesbian meets a blonde chick and ts like in a go nagai manga and as teen comes out he sees the crew thereand phipp seynore anus is ready and broadcasts teen b0ned

also the women did what they consider b0ning like in la blue girl

back door billy se teens mm is coming and to hide his p0rn0 and hippi sez to tell his mom he sed muddy waters rocks

is muddy waters related to john waters?

so mom comes on and son asks if question is his dad and she sez no

the crew has a meal with mom and sez she b0ned well to make him and want him to stay

oh and its Xmas and gov guy has a lifeless dinner with his fam and indentured servants for it

mom eaves and son sez hippie sed muddy waters ricks andshe asks if he told him

turns ut mom b0ned him and hes the kids dadbut its more implie w/o directly saying it

so he finds out his moms a 5kank and has dads devolved and goes t spend time with him

so the gov signs a marine offences act saying the pirate radio stations and theirlisteners are illegal as the gov decides what the people can listen to and punish them for hearing or sayng things (see also china/ussr/cuba/ww2 germany/post ww2 germwny, australia, back door aids bag new zealand, soviet canada, ect)(you know, the cr-ppy countries)

Philip sez hes Amercan and wont give up as he dont care about those gay a55 brits and gavin sez he's gonna keep it with him and the crew says "me too" but not like a feminazi and how they wanna keep going

its like when back door commie aids bag Sodom bottm brazil banned twitter and people used ways to get around it

so Philip seynmore man prts sez bye andmidknight happens and he sez "only kidding, lets rick" and plays music

afer rocking out thegov sends out ships to stop people from playing music like Oscars orchestra in the 90s

they come across a boat of fsherswho deniesbeing the rckersand the brits go on the hunt as the ship is moving around

is his where one piece got it from?

they run into a thing and the boat got f'd and blly sezthy are going to die by drowning in ice wter of the norty sea

they hit a giant squid and its tearing the boat apart and eating people alive

jk it hit a rock and the life boats are useless lilethe reds in Canada and they bradcast their location as water fills the boats a55 like spurm from big mike in back door ba rick

the gov guy sez not to sve the pirae guys as thats how the gov feels about its people, not worth the cost

this is like titanic but not f--kin gay with cr-ppy excruciating length andfeeling every ne of its severa hours

so they gather and find no ones broadcasting andteen slogs through the f==ked ship and gets his hipoie dad to say the boat is sinking and they play the csi yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah thing

dad hippie and sonswim through the boat like alien resurrectionand dad has to ditch his rcords to suviv and gets 1 he likes and swims to the air

man his bains must be fried orthinking records = life, iblame the drugs

fata55 gets em out and sez the rcord he chose s=cked and sorry for b0nin his gf 3x

Philip Seymore sea man signs off and sez in the future there will be more good songs(spoiler, we had the 80s)

so they garher on da outside and the boat is sticking its nse or a55 or a55 in the nose in the air andthe power f'd out

they are all dead and go under and yel "rock and roll" befoe the sea consumes them

jk realy a swarm of fans saves e in a fleet of independent boats as the private ecor gets things done when big gov f==ks it up

so 1 chick i thnk mary anne is pregnantand reunites with teen and probabl had fata55es baby in her

the boat goes under but oops out phillip Seymore hoffmanskin

he text sez the summpf of 1967 ended but the music kept goingand we see guys dancing to grainy 60s camera and crefits to varuois albim cobers incudng nirvana and inxs  which was 80s and 90s

the end

that was pretty good

better than titanic

nice feel and light style

shows the dangers of brts and their gov

nice colors and its widescreen but despite that disability its not so bad

good acting and showing the American Way over the commie pagan daemonic occultist brits

a bit of sin to show both sides have bad in em and the 60s were a cessopoole of lusty and vice, but this made it seem fun like hogans heroes

is a well made movi and i hear the bittish veriso has a lot of extra scenes that slow it down, but this was like 2 hours and didn't feel long

it had good flow and didn't drag and holds attention

its a n entertaining movie and some liked it but others didn't

i enjoyed it and its a much higher step up over candya5 titanic

For Pirate Radio 2 I want it to be the 80s and the brits have cracked down on dissent lie the maruta and live in a police start where people are vivisected in ublic for braking the regents commands, but help comes form America who wants to do to englan what Geoge Washtington did to Amefica and free it from the sodmasters of the regent and have the good people deicde who rules. also it sa 16 bit srpg on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arari jaguar and gba with you playing as Americans in a squad of mech armor and fiht brit mech armor ships and solfiers across various areas in the sea and land and air and their power fortresses that you gotta take out the control places to cripple it. also the regent is in demon armor and fuses with it to become a flesh monstrosity and you gotta take out its tendrils and organs